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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The marriage took place at my house.

parang buriko 27: *Playing the organ*
Lewis: *Wearing a tuxedo, as he walks with Mackenzie*
Mackenzie: *Wearing a white wedding dress*
Bob: *Watching the wedding as he sits susunod to Shawn*
Shawn: I just hope that reverend doesn't mention Celestia.
Bob: Shawn, it's a religious thing, he has to mention her.
Shawn: Celestia's overrated. Religious assholes treat her like the fucking president.
parang buriko 27: *Stops playing the organ, as Lewis, and Mackenzie are in position*
Reverend: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today, for the marriage of Lewis Lee, and Mackenzie White. Will you take this mare to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Lewis: I do.
Reverend: And Mackenzie, will you take this stallion, to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Mackenzie: Yes, I do.
Reverend: I now pronounce you, husband, and wife. You may kiss-
Mackenzie: *Pushes Lewis onto the ground, and has sex with him*
Reverend:... the bride.

Everything pauses in place as Lewis narrates

If you think I'm making this up, I'm not. As soon as we were married, we got it on right there, in front of fifty ponies. Shawn wasn't exaggerating when he told me that British mares were horny, and they still are today.

We had a happy life in the early 90's. I sold my nakaraan car, and bought a brand new Town Car. I also sold my house, which got me $67,000. madami than enough to pay the mortgage for Mackenzie's house. Everything was great, but a couple of years later, this happened.

Bob: *Walks into a Wal-Mart*

On a TV being sold, a commercial was being played, and on the commercial, was a parang buriko named Kyle.

Kyle: I have thousands of pelikula for you to rent. VHS, Laser disc, we got 'em both! Action, Comedy, Romance, what grabs your interest?Here, at Kyle's Video Store, we got it all. So come on down, and rent a movie!
Bob: *Spots Kyle in the TV section* There you are Kyle. Watching your own commercial?
Kyle: Oh Bob, so good to see you. You owe me twenty bucks.
Bob: Twenty bucks? What for?
Kyle: For the Laser disc you rented.
Bob: Kyle, I only had it for twenty minutes. You sinabi there was no charge if I had it for less than 24 hours.
Kyle: Yeah, but there's a scratch on it.
Bob: The scratch was already there when you gave it to me. *Gets his walkie talkie* Lewis, Orion, come to my location ASAP.
Lewis: *Arrives with Orion*
Kyle: What is this?
Bob: We're police officers. Now, would you like to explain to me again, how I owe you twenty bucks, for a movie I rented, less than 24 hours ago?
Mare: *Talking on Lewis' radio* Officer Lee, please report, over.
Lewis: *Gets his walkie talkie* Lewis Lee reporting.
Mare: Your wife has an urgent message for you.
Mackenzie: Darling, I need your help!
Lewis: Okay, what's the matter?
Mackenzie: Our neighbor across the kalye tried to sell me drugs. I told them no, but they forced me to take them, it was horrible!
Lewis: Okay, where are you?
Mackenzie: In the house.
Lewis: Do you feel okay, do you want to go to the hospital?
Mackenzie: I'm fine, but I'll feel better when you arrest those guys.
Lewis: Okay, I'm coming over. Bob, I gotta go.
Bob: Okay.
Lewis: *Leaves*

The neighbor lived sa pamamagitan ng himself, but today, he had two mga kaibigan with him, modifying a 1955 Chevrolet Bel Air.

Lewis: *Drifts left as he gets on his street, then screeches to a stop in front of his house. He gets out, and walks quickly to the neighbor*
Neighbor: With driving like that you'll get arrested.
Lewis: *Slams the neighbor's head onto the car*
Neighbor: Ow!!
Lewis: You're getting arrested friend! *Pushes him onto the ground, and kicks him four times* You know that mare you gave the drugs to? That was my wife! *Puts hoofcuffs on the neighbor* And I.. *Shows his police badge* ..am a police officer.
Neighbor: Oh fuck.. *Looks at the house across the street* Mackenzie!!! You slut!!! ONLY SLUTS ARE MARRIED TO POLICE PONIES!!!
Lewis: *Hits the neighbor* Shut up. *Walks him to the car*

As soon as he got out of jail twenty years later, he moved into St. Paul, Minnesota.

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