ONCE TWILGHT AND SATEN FIND THE NEW FRIENDS:
Twilight Sparkle: Ahem? You just decided to skip our hapunan without telling me? Are you aware that, at this very moment, Princess Celestia is waiting for you at a mesa with exquisite silverware placement?!
Starlight Glimmer: Yes, but—
Twilight Sparkle: This is exactly why I didn't want you to make mga kaibigan with Trixie.
Trixie: A-ha! You still don't trust me! But guess what, princess? It doesn't matter if you want to give me a segundo chance or not. Starlight had to choose between you and me, and she chose me! Your pupil chose me, so ha! I win!
Saten Twist: (in head) I wish she didn't say it that way.
Starlight Glimmer (hurt): You win? This was only to get back at Twilight!?
Trixie: Exactly! [beat] Wait! I mean, no! I got caught up in the moment. I like you. Beating Twilight is just a bonus. [gasps] Saying that didn't help, did it?
Starlight (in tears): I should've known. Nobody in Ponyville wanted to be my friend. Why would you? [runs off sobbing]
Trixie: Wait, it's not like that! I am your friend. [groans]... (pauses)
Twilight (angrily): Well, you won. I hope you're happy!
Trixie: [sadly] Looks like the Great and Powerful Trixie is back to a solo show.
Saten: I'm sorry Trixie..
Trixie attempts to play it off, but it's clear she's really depressed, and she rudely kicks Twilight out. Even (more nicely) tells Saten to leave two. She wants to be alone.
Saten (sarcastic clapping): Oh bravo Twilight! Bravoooooo
Twlight (annoyed): Oh shut up Sat-
Saten (angrily): No YOU shut up, bitch!
Twilight: Excuse me!?
Saten: I TOLD YOU NOT TO HURT MY TRIXIE!
Twilight: It wasn't my fault.
Saten: YES IT WAS! I told you to leave them alone! But you were too god damn stubborn!.. Now the other cute girl, is also upset!
Twilight: … I'll make it right.
Saten: YOU BETTER! (starts flying off)
Twilight: Where are you going?
Saten: I need to be alone for a bit! (leaves).
FLASHBACK:
Kid Saten steals a serbesa out of curiousity, while his parents are violently fighting in the background. madami out of curiousity than anything he tries a sip just as Saten's father walks in, and sees Saten react negatively to the taste.
Saten's dad: HEY!
Saten: Dad, I'm sorry, I-
Saten dad: No.. If your gonna steal.. At least finish it.
Saten: But dad, I don't want t-
Saten's dad: FINISH IT!
Scared, Saten takes a bg drink. But he can't do it. He can't drink it.
Saten's dad: Pathetic. Can't even finish a beer!
Saten: A -Are you punishing me for stealing?
Saten's dad: I'm punishing you for being alive! You and your mother are pathetic!
Saten (timedly): I know dad.
Saten's dad: Might as well get use to that drink.. Your just gonna be alcholic.. It's a curse to the family.
Saten (timedly): I know dad.
Saten's dad: Anyway.. I need to lay down.. Go do youur chores.
Saten: Yes dad.. (takes another sip).
CURRENT DAY:
Bartender: Sir.. SIR!
Saten (having droaned out): Huh, what?
Bartender: I said, what would you like?
Saten: I... You know what.. I'll just have a water.
Bartender: If you insist (gives him a water).
Saten: (drinks from it, when Twilight runs in).
Twilight: Saten! We might still have hope.. We can rebuild Starlight and Trixie.
Saten: Hmm.. Maybe.. But WE weren't reponsible.. Only you.
Twilight: I... Okay, fair enough.. But I'm trying Saten.. Just wanted you to know I'm trying.
Saten: Well.. Good.. madami than my dad ever did.
Twilight: What?
Saten: Nothing, forget I sinabi anything.. Better hurry off.
Twilight: Will do.. (runs back out).
Twilight Sparkle: Ahem? You just decided to skip our hapunan without telling me? Are you aware that, at this very moment, Princess Celestia is waiting for you at a mesa with exquisite silverware placement?!
Starlight Glimmer: Yes, but—
Twilight Sparkle: This is exactly why I didn't want you to make mga kaibigan with Trixie.
Trixie: A-ha! You still don't trust me! But guess what, princess? It doesn't matter if you want to give me a segundo chance or not. Starlight had to choose between you and me, and she chose me! Your pupil chose me, so ha! I win!
Saten Twist: (in head) I wish she didn't say it that way.
Starlight Glimmer (hurt): You win? This was only to get back at Twilight!?
Trixie: Exactly! [beat] Wait! I mean, no! I got caught up in the moment. I like you. Beating Twilight is just a bonus. [gasps] Saying that didn't help, did it?
Starlight (in tears): I should've known. Nobody in Ponyville wanted to be my friend. Why would you? [runs off sobbing]
Trixie: Wait, it's not like that! I am your friend. [groans]... (pauses)
Twilight (angrily): Well, you won. I hope you're happy!
Trixie: [sadly] Looks like the Great and Powerful Trixie is back to a solo show.
Saten: I'm sorry Trixie..
Trixie attempts to play it off, but it's clear she's really depressed, and she rudely kicks Twilight out. Even (more nicely) tells Saten to leave two. She wants to be alone.
Saten (sarcastic clapping): Oh bravo Twilight! Bravoooooo
Twlight (annoyed): Oh shut up Sat-
Saten (angrily): No YOU shut up, bitch!
Twilight: Excuse me!?
Saten: I TOLD YOU NOT TO HURT MY TRIXIE!
Twilight: It wasn't my fault.
Saten: YES IT WAS! I told you to leave them alone! But you were too god damn stubborn!.. Now the other cute girl, is also upset!
Twilight: … I'll make it right.
Saten: YOU BETTER! (starts flying off)
Twilight: Where are you going?
Saten: I need to be alone for a bit! (leaves).
FLASHBACK:
Kid Saten steals a serbesa out of curiousity, while his parents are violently fighting in the background. madami out of curiousity than anything he tries a sip just as Saten's father walks in, and sees Saten react negatively to the taste.
Saten's dad: HEY!
Saten: Dad, I'm sorry, I-
Saten dad: No.. If your gonna steal.. At least finish it.
Saten: But dad, I don't want t-
Saten's dad: FINISH IT!
Scared, Saten takes a bg drink. But he can't do it. He can't drink it.
Saten's dad: Pathetic. Can't even finish a beer!
Saten: A -Are you punishing me for stealing?
Saten's dad: I'm punishing you for being alive! You and your mother are pathetic!
Saten (timedly): I know dad.
Saten's dad: Might as well get use to that drink.. Your just gonna be alcholic.. It's a curse to the family.
Saten (timedly): I know dad.
Saten's dad: Anyway.. I need to lay down.. Go do youur chores.
Saten: Yes dad.. (takes another sip).
CURRENT DAY:
Bartender: Sir.. SIR!
Saten (having droaned out): Huh, what?
Bartender: I said, what would you like?
Saten: I... You know what.. I'll just have a water.
Bartender: If you insist (gives him a water).
Saten: (drinks from it, when Twilight runs in).
Twilight: Saten! We might still have hope.. We can rebuild Starlight and Trixie.
Saten: Hmm.. Maybe.. But WE weren't reponsible.. Only you.
Twilight: I... Okay, fair enough.. But I'm trying Saten.. Just wanted you to know I'm trying.
Saten: Well.. Good.. madami than my dad ever did.
Twilight: What?
Saten: Nothing, forget I sinabi anything.. Better hurry off.
Twilight: Will do.. (runs back out).
Welcome to my review series! I guess reviews are just restating what happened and what I thought about it, so here you are.
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(Find full version here: link)
It's even madami reasonable because Fluttershy is the animal expert, and even though this is her first prutas bat encounter, she knows what's best for animals. But, then, let's ilipat on to the episode.
So, it starts out as applejack waits until sunrise,...
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Now, let's start off with one of my least paborito episodes: Bats. Lets bituin off with-I don't want to dislike this episode. In fact, just read this comic below.
(Find full version here: link)
Bats! Without Pointless Drama
It's even madami reasonable because Fluttershy is the animal expert, and even though this is her first prutas bat encounter, she knows what's best for animals. But, then, let's ilipat on to the episode.
So, it starts out as applejack waits until sunrise,...
