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The woodland critters continue decorating their puno and also the manger Trixie made them.

Beavery: [looks around] Hey, look everyone! It's our old pal, Twisty. [the other critters turn and look, Saten flies over, Trixie behind him for backup.

Woodpeckery: Oh boy, buddy. You came just in time!

Deery: Yeah. We've got a big problem. We ne-

Saten (holding hammer): Shut up! We're not doing you anymore favors and I'm not letting you give birth to the Antichrist! [walks off] I came here to put a stop to all this!

Beavery: To stop us?

Trixie: You heard him.

Beary: But gee whiz Saten, if you and your lady try to stop us, we'd have to use our evil Satanic powers on ya.

Saten: Right, whatever. [turns around readying hammer] I'm taking down the manger Trixie built. [Beary's eyes turn red and brighten. A pader of hellfire appears before Saten.] Ah! [The pader gets higher.] AAAH! [All the critters' eyes are flashing a bright red. Black crows swoop down and attack Stan.] AHH AHHHH! [A two-headed demon dog appears snarling at him; he runs off in terror, hiding behind Trixie who doesn't seem mind]

[The critters' eyes revert back to normal.]

Beary: Oh boy! Our Satanic powers sure did the trick!

Chickadee-y: Our powers get stronger every day! Get stronger every day!

Squirrely (goes over to them): Sorry ponies, but you see, nothing can stop the birth of the Antichrist, except for a mountain lion.

Skunky: And you got rid of her.

Critters: Yay!


Fluttershy suddenly flies over, wearing a santa hat, cause it's christmas.

Beavery: Wow, look, it's that pegasus that kicked us out.

Raccoony: Let's eat her flesh!

Critters: Yaaay!

Fluttershy: What the hell is going on?

Trixie: It's Critter Christmas, girl! It sucks ass!

Fluttershy: What are you guys doing?

Raccoony: We finally did it, Fluttershy! We're about to bring forth the Antichrist with help from our new friends.

Skunky: Death and pain await all living things. Yay!

Fluttershy: Saten!

Saten: I'm sorry, they tricked us.. I... I tried to stop them!

Fluttershy: Well don't worry, I know only the one way to stop devil-worshiping critters! [She reaches behind her and whips out a sawed off pump-shotgun. She fires, and the tuktok half of Beavery's head is gone.]

Trixie: holly SHIT!

Critters: Aaaaah! [They scatter. Fluttershy fires again, and Deery goes down. Two madami shots and the tops of Raccoony's and Skunky's heads come off.]

Saten: Yeah! Go Fluttershy!

Squirrely activates his demon power with the red glow from his eyes and a pader of hellfire appears before Fluttershy. Trixie fires a spell killing Squirrely.

Saten: Nice one.

Fluttershy continues firing at the remaining critters. Porcupiney is blown apart, then Foxy.

Beary (tries playing cute) Gee whiz, Fluttershy, you're not gonna kill me, are yo- [His head is blown off sa pamamagitan ng her gun, and he goes down.]
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Episode 8

New Day.
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Canterlot kastilyo Hallway
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Crimson - I tell you this maid is into me!
Shadowknight - Like every mare in kastilyo eh?
Crimson - Come on boss its not like that...
Shadowknight - *yawns* nothing much happening now...
Crimson - Last time we had this attack what half a taon ago.
Shadowknight - Now its all calm...
Crimson - heee heee heee and wich one you take eh?
Shadowknight - Take? What.
Crimson - You know... You gonna go with Esmeralda or maybe Lilly or you like young Pearl of perhaps old reyna eh?
Shadowknight - *blushes* That what you mean...
Crimson - Come on lad you can tell me.
Shadowknight...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At a ranch between Cactus City, and the house bahaghari Dash was at, bahaghari Dash was tied up to a poll, and hanging three feet above the ground.

Cowboy Pony: *With seven other cowboy ponies* This mare is an Injun lover.
Rainbow Dash: Why can't you say Indian?
Cowboy Pony: I AM SAYING INJUN YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
Rainbow Dash: *Laughing*
Cowboy parang buriko 3: She's laughing?
Cowboy parang buriko 4: What the fuck are you laughing about?!
Rainbow Dash: Your friend just cracks me up.
Cowboy parang buriko 6: Get the reverend. We're going to kill her now.

By the ranch, Flim, and Flam passed it.

Flim: Ah, wonderful, there's Rainbow...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a normal araw in Ponyville with the sun shining, and everypony was feeling happy.

Song: link

Rainbow Dash: *Flying in the air at high speed* Woo hoo!!! *Clearing lots of clouds in the sky as she flies*

One of bahaghari Dash's paborito things to do, besides flying, is clearing clouds. She loves to see a clear blue sky, with the sun shining brightly.

Rainbow Dash: *Kicks two madami clouds* Perfect. The sky is the same shade of blue as me. Time for a break. *Flies down into the center of Ponyville, and sees Pinkie Pie, and Rarity* uy Pinkie Pie, Rarity, I haven't seen you two in a while.

Song...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
susunod morning, Captain Jefferson was talking to his officers in the briefing room.

Captain Jefferson: We're getting reports from the State Troopers of two ponies killing officers for fun. They're currently in Ponyville, but they think the suspects might come towards us. These two guys are wanted sa pamamagitan ng the State Troopers, both in this state, and in Pennsylvania. If they do ipakita up here, we need to stop them quickly, before anypony gets hurt. We gotta be on our game.
Officers: Yes sir.
Captain Jefferson: That's what I like to hear. Get out there.
Officers: *Leaving*
Julia: Okay Red, it's your turn...
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Now, the rest of this story will take place in Equestria

Nazis: *Driving three truck on a road that goes along a cliff*
Sean: *Chasing the truck with his Corvette*
Rainbow Dash: *Driving her Challenger behind Sean*
Sean: Let's see what Tails did to our cars. *Hits a button*

The headlights popped up, and machine mga baril were fired from inside the headlights

Nazis: *Getting shot. One truck falls off the cliff*
Rainbow Dash: My turn. *Hits a button, and grenade launchers appear on the front wheels*
Nazis: Was ist das?
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots two grenades, and blows up the trucks*
Sean: *Laughing* Nice...
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