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The story starts off at AppleJack's farm, at cider season. AJ not allowing Derpy, Sword and Saten to have any cider.

"No madami cider guys.. It has a risk of having alcohol." The blonde parang buriko said.

Saten: So?

"Well 91% of all drunk based chaos are caused sa pamamagitan ng you three." AppleJack replied.

Derpy, Saten and Sword all cheer and high five.

"Not what I meant. We need designated drivers." AppleJack said, and pulls out jar.

"You know the drill.. Whoever gets the black egg."

The three stick their hands in.

Sword: (sees it) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"Hey you got it." Saten said, pointing the already obvious.

During a party later, Sword suffers alcohol withdraw, squeezing his short blonde hair.

Worse yet, the parang buriko verison of Duffman awards him a huge duff. For "being a wild party animal.. To the point of murdering 14 people".

Sword screamed "I CAN'T! I'M THE DESIGNATED DRIVER!"

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THAT NIGHT:

"Thanks Sword.. Remember my car tomorrow." Saten sinabi while drunk. It's confusing in that sense. They are still ponies, but they drive cars. Guess it's just easier for me,

Sword: Yes.. Tomorrow.. Mm,mm, mwaha, (drives off) WAHAHAHAHA!

"Thanks for understanding." Saten sad drunkly, and stumbles to his and Trixie's house.

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Two months later...

Saten is putting up Have You Seen Me? signs.

Trixie: Well susunod time don't leave your car with a man who once jumped out a window to avoid being interviewed.

Saten: I could hardly see straight, Trix.

Dinky: Any luck uncle Saten?

Saten: Sorry, kiddo

Limo parks by, the drver opens trunk to pull out a hungover Sword

Driver: Here we are, Mr. Sword

Sword: Thanks my man..

Saten: Sword, where's my car?!

Master Sword (shaking): All l remember about the last two months is giving a guest lecture at Villanova. Or maybe it was a kalye corner.

Saten: So you Nawawala my car eh? I oughta to manuntok you, but I can't do it in front of Trix-

Trixie: (punches Sword)

Trixie: Take that!

Derpy (flies over, Glaze there with her): Saten, you got a letter.

Glaze: From the city of New York

Saten (reads): My car is illagally parked in New York!? 72 hours to remedy this!?

Glaze: Yay, new york!

Saten: Well... I'll miss that car.

Glaze: Why?

Saten: I don't like New York sis.

Glaze: You can't judge a place you've never been to

Saten: (sighs) I have been there.. lt's time l told you about a chapter of my life l hoped would be closed forever. l was on my way to the Harrisburg amerikana Outlet to buy an irregular amerikana but it required a stopover in New York City.

(Saten has his bag stolen, so tells a cop who also robs him).

(Eating, Saten sees a sign pagbaba 'Crime up 8 million percent')

Trixie: Trixie: Well of coarse your have a bad expirence if you focus on all the bad stuff.

Saten: (no reply).

Glaze: Oh I pag-ibig New York, I use to do concerts there when I sang

Saten: Really?

Glaze: Yes.

Saten: Fine.

Glaze: We can all go.

Saten: Fine

Saten: ... (throws wallet into the fire).

Trixie: What are you doing!?

Saten: They're not getting my license!

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SEVERAL DAYS LATER

Saten: I hate city buses..

Glaze: I just think we should've paid the extra $1.50 and gotten a bus with restrooms

Derpy: I can't feel my legs. (punches them)

Trixie: Derpy, they belong to the man behind you

(an unusally tall man stands and glares at her).

Derpy: ... (puppy eyes)

Man: ... (sits back down)

The girls are n awe of NY.

Saten: This isn't a vacation girls, just coming for my car.

Trixie: We're gonna enjoy the city

Saten: l don't wanna spend one extra segundo in this urban death maze. I just wanna find it and get the fuck out of here.

Trixie: We'll meet you here at 5

Saten: (sighs, and flies off).

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Glaze goes into record store looking for her own CD's.

Glaze: So basically I quit cause I didn't make money

Cashier (uninterested): Uh huh

Glaze: But the most popular was bahaghari Factory.

Cashier: You buying it not?

Glaze: ... Fine, how much?

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Saten is biting at carboot

(Saten: Come on off, you motherfucker!)

Guy 1: Hey, When you're done With that, l got something up here you can bite onl

Guy 2: Hey, why don't you be polite, you stinkin' pus bag! Pal, you gotta call that number on the boot.
Sorry about that guy. They stick all the jerks in Tower One.

Guy 1: That's it! l'm comin' over there!

Guy 2: Why don't you come over here!

Guy 1: l got something for you!

Guy 3: SHUT UP, THE BOTH OF YOUS

Saten: (calls pay phone)

Woman: Thank you for calling the parking violations bureau. To plead not guilty, please press 1.

Saten: (presses it)

Woman: Thank you. Your plea has been- - Rejected.

Saten: Damn it.

Woman: You will be assessed the full fine plus a small- Large lateness penalty.
Please wait sa pamamagitan ng your vehicle between 9:00 pm and 5:00 pm for parking officer Steve- - Grabowski.

Saten (hangs up angrily): They expect me to sit here from 9:00 to 5:00? That's- How many hours? Ten, 1 1, denominator- Oh! Where's Trixie when you need her?!

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Trixie: (on the subway with Glaze and Derpy)

Trixie: Here's a better idea. You give me your address, and l'll write to you.

Bum: Okay, just send it to Jesus... here at the Pentagon!

Trixie: Are we there yet?

Glaze: Not yet.

Derpy (holding empty can): Ladies and gentlemen, l'm sorry to disturb your pleasant ride but unlike yourselves, l was born without taste buds.

Derpy: Allow me to demonstrate. (Licks the railing) (shivers) the shit I do for money.. Thank you for your time, free change?

Trixie (pulls her away): Your really something aren't you?

Derpy: uy I needed cash.

Glaze: Ask them if they heard bahaghari Factory.

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They girls are onto of the Statue of Liberty.

Trixie: Look at the bangka of immigrents.

Derpy: Yeah.. (voice heard from statue) BEAT IT DOUCHEBAGS! COUNTRY'S FULL!

Sailor: OK people, you heard the lady. Back into the hold. We'll try Canada.

The immigrents groan in disappointment.

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Saten: I'll take a hot dog.

Guy: No hot dog, Khlav Kalash

Saten: Fine.. (has one) (takes bunch of drinks) Have a bathroom?

Guy: Not bathroom. Tower. (points up) Tower!

Saten: Grrr, I can't leave, why did I drink all of it?.. Screw it. (flies up to tuktok tower)

Saten finds the bathroom out of order.

Saten: (flies to susunod building but window locked) Damn it! (runs down, pushing though crowd to elivator)

WindWaker430: (calmly) How frightfully rude, I hope someone stabs him in the eye.

Saten: OOOOOOOOOOOOO, YEEEES! HEAVENLY! ... (sees the parking officer guy from window) No!

Officer leaves tickey

Saten: NNNOOOOOOOOOO-

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Trixie: (hears it) Guess we're gonna be leaving soon.

Glaze: Yeah.

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Saten: Failure to wait sa pamamagitan ng car!? $250?!

Saten: Fuck you New York! I'm leaving one way or another!

Saten gets in car and drives it the boot still on.

Saten: Hahah- Ow! Hahah- Ow!

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Driver: WATCH THE ROAD!

Biker hit sa pamamagitan ng sinabi driver: YEAH YOU JACKASS!

Saten: Shut up! SHUT UP!

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He finds a jackhammer and uses it to remove the boot sa pamamagitan ng force, causing traffic jam.

Saten: WHOO! Thanks for your patience everyone!

(gunshot)

Saten: (screams and drives off).

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The girls continue to have a far madami pleasent expirence.

Glaze: I pag-ibig New York.

Derpy: Yeah.. Free pot. (puts bag in cartoon pocket).

Trixie (sees the car): Uh oh, here he comes.

Saten: Alrght, get in.

The three get in. They drive off in the half destoried car.

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(Frank Sinatra's New York, New York plays).

Glaze: What a magical city. Can we come back susunod year?

Saten (wild eyed): (garbage hits him in face).

Saten (tranquil fury): We'll see sis. We'll see.





I'll end the season here.. Not sure where else to go from here..
My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
My Little Pony,
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
My Little Pony,
until you all shared it's magic with me!
When I was young I was too busy to make any friends, some silliness did not seem worth the effort it expands,
but my little ponies. you opened up my eyes,
and now the truth's crystal clear, as splendid as summer skies,
and it's such a wonderful surprise,
My Little Pony,
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
My Little Pony,
until you all shared it's magic with me!
When danger...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen sa pamamagitan ng Braeburn
Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen by Braeburn
Braeburn was out of the tournament, and was very angry.

Sergi: *parks car*
Braeburn: *walks toward Sergi's car*
Apyr: We got company
Braeburn: *carrying baseball bat*
Sergi: Well, we're outta here *floors it*
Braeburn: Oh no you don't!! *runs to car* Give me your car!!
Sunset Shimmer: No, get lost!
Braeburn: *hits Sunset Shimmer with bat*
Sunset Shimmer: *Knocked Out*
Braeburn: *steals car*

Sergi was driving toward the highway out of Canterlot

Braeburn: *gets behind Sergi*
Apyr: Are you kidding me?
Sergi: What's the matter?
Apyr: Braeburn is following us!
Braeburn: GET BACK HERE!!
Police: *sees car chase*...
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posted by NeonInfernoLord
Funny how a town filled with so much joy could befall to such a deadly game…

It was total darkness in…wherever she was. Her eyes adjusted somewhat to it but as far as she knew she was in a hole. She tried to ilipat but she realized her entire lower body was encased inside of something. It was so snug until the point that she couldn't even feel her lower body.

"H-hello!? Rarity!? Scootaloo!?" Sweetie Belle screamed out but couldn't make anything out in the vacant abyss. She let out little whimpers as another voice rang from her side.

"S-sweetie Belle, I'm right here!" The voice of Scootaloo rang...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh you from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this parang buriko
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are you doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did you do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: You sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony:...
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Hello. I have been hearing from a lot of bronies that Princess Celestia is a troll. There are a lot of reasons to mark that, so I will ipakita you them.

Reason one: In The Ticket Master, she gave Twilight Sparkle only two tickets when she already knew that she has 5 friends. Twilight Sparkle was stressing out for nothing in the end.

Reason two: When Twilight Sparkle was talking to Princess Celestia about when she banished Luna to the moon, Celestia tried to change the subject, saying, ''Go make some friends!''. This redirected her attention.

Reason three: In the episode Bird In A Hoof, Mrs. Cake...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.

Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: You see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do you think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, you there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a ulat of a parang buriko trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria...
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*This story shall be divided into two parts, both of them bearing a similar aspect to the segundo story of Sinderella II: Dreams Come True. I hope that you will all enjoy this. I apologize for it being too long.*

It was a great sunny araw in Ponyville. Everyone was doing their usual business, whether it be doing work, talking to others, or just relaxing their araw away. As we get to the schoolhouse, we see the little colts and fillies come running out of the door. But why? Because school was out for the summer! Everyone there was very happy to leave so they could hang out with each other madami often....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In case you are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a kalye to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a parang buriko get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the parang buriko was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the kahel stallion asked. "Our susunod target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...
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Stormy: That's enough Discord!!
Discord: nothing is enough for me!
Score: (picks up Nikki and takes her behind some bushes) I'm so sorry Nikki, *sniff* hang on there! (Goes back to fight)
Stormy: Your never gonna get away with this!
Discord: I already got away with this! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Score: Well? What are you waiting for? Stab me if you can.
Discord: Very Well, (picks up Score) ready?
Score: Rea-
Stormy: WAIT!!!!
Score: Stormy?! What are you doing?!?
Stormy: Listen Discord, you are-
Discord: So powerful? So Handsome? So evil?
Stormy: uhhh..no
Discord: Then what am I?
Score: Don't listen to her! Stab me!...
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posted by savana89
"rain bow dash!!!"
"hu pinky? what is it?"
"your sister is back"
"WHAT BUT HOW!!!!"
"i dont know shes coming-(passes out on grond)
"hello dashy my little sister WHO PUT A CURS ON ME AND BAND ME WITH YOUR mga kaibigan but i forgive you now"
"uh.....i missed you?"
"aw i missed you to do you need any help dashy"
"ya can you um(looks aroud) can you clear all the clouds for me?"
"oh yes dashy(flys away)"
"i need to tell that egg head"
LATER
"SPIKE,take a leter"
"ok"
"D-"
"ill do it"
"ok"
"dear princesses, my sister is back you must come save us befor it happens from rain bow"
"hmm that was sort"
"whatever"
"oh dear sister whats going on ARE YOU SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINESSES!!!"
"no no not at all(spikes sends the leter) its a letter to my... docter"
"ok dashy ill be back!"
Back with the story......

Pixel: So what u- Ow!
Score: What happen?
Pixel: A stupid TW scratched me...
Score: *gasp* Are you okay?
Pixel: Yea....but it's bleeding..
Score: Don't worry, I know somepony who can help
Pixel: Really? Who?
Score: AZURA!!!
Azura: yes?
Score: Do you have any bandages?
Azura: yes, I do. Do you need some?
Score: Yep

After Azura put some bandages on Pixel, Score explained everything that was happening, and asked him if he wanted to join, he sinabi he was. Later, Score introduced her mga kaibigan to Pixel.

Brawny: Welcome to the herd brother
Pixel: *laughs*
Stormy: okay, now what?
Cotton Swirls:...
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Greetings, fellow Bronies, it's me again, Pagsulat another piece of my thoughts. Today, it's going to be about the stuff made sa pamamagitan ng Hasbro.

That's right! I'm going to tell about the toys! Now, don't get me wrong, I understand why they made them. This ipakita was targetted to little children, so it was obvious that there were going to be toys based of that. But, that's what it means for me.

I'm not going to condem you, Bronies who have toys of the Mane Six and others, but I'm going to talk about my opinion about it.

For me, it's a little akward to see grown men playing with 5 Centimeter long bright colored...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by karinabrony
Source: Equestria Daily
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, tumblr, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 23

All For None, and None For All

May 10, 1953

It was a beautiful araw in Cheyenne. Orion was waiting to drive a train, when Pete arrived.

Orion: Good morning sir.
Pete: Orion, I decided to change your job.
Orion: Oh no. What have you done?
Pete: You're...
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Spike:Oh,man!I don't want to live anymore without my beautiful Harmony!
Peter:Well,I told you that you should......
Spike:Oh,why the dayami don't you stop talking?Shut up,Greg!
Peter:Actually,my name is Peter.
Spike:I don't care.Give me more.
Peter:There isn't ''more''.You drink 1000 bottles.
Spike:Ugh,then I will go to the Casino!
Peter:I will not let you.
Spike:I will remember to get you a mice hole,for you to hide,before I kill you.
Peter:Uh,go on,sir.I know the best casino in town...
Spike:Now that's better!
Peter:That way,sir...
Spike:Thanks.Now,bye!
Peter:*puts hoof in head*

Meanwhile at Rarity....
Rarity:Uh,Harmony...
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Spike:Peter,another drink.
Peter:My friend,you had enough for today!
Spike:Hey,you want my money,you don"t care about me!
Peter:I care about you.We have 20 years that know each other.Now,if you want,I can give you a job and..
Spike:No,I want more..More and more...
Jordan:Hey,we are men,and we are going to drink.I will give this man a drink.
Spike:Thanks man!
Jordan:No problem!I get what you are passing!Do you have children and a wife?
Spike:*sigh*Not anymore.
Jordan:Better!Now don"t worry.Drink as much as you want.
Spike:Nah,I got to go!
Jordan:Then,see ya!
Spike:*enters in a casino*
Worker:We're closed!You...
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An assassin and a gaming parang buriko play something about trains.
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my
magic
friendship
my little parang buriko
friendship is magic
ang pakikipagkaibigan munting parang buriko ay mahika