Awesome parang buriko pics

What is your OC's name?
>Shredder
>
>How old is he?
>18

>What is his hobby?
>Playing guitar, cuz I'm in a band.

>Does he have any relatives?
>My sister is bahaghari Dash

>What is his personality?
>What the fuck is that?

>Does he know how to make mga kaibigan easily?
>It's kind of the other way around. Everyone wants to make mga kaibigan with me.

>Has he met any parang buriko from the mane 6?
>Other then my sister, I've met Pinkie Pie, Applejack, and Twilight. I might have seen Fluttershy, but I'm not sure

>What was the most important thing he did in his life?
>Going...

It was a wonderful araw in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering madami ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: You really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot you in the arm! Why aren't you bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...

Ok, so the gang arrives in Canterlot, and Celestia suggests they split up, but suggests she and Bolt stay together. So, as the two are driving through town.....

Bolt: Your Hignhess, they're staring! These monster trucks aren't cutting it!!

Celestia: Well, time to make another transformation! Were'e doing this kart style!

So she presses yet another button, turning her car into the Daytripper from Mario Kart Wii and Bolt's into the Wild Wing from Mario Kart Wii.

Bolt: How many buttons are there!?

Celestia: Oh, just hush and follow me.

Every resident in Canterlot was staring at the weird karts they...

The last solstice

Chapter 11: The windmills of her mind – Part 2


His first thought was to get the dayami out of there, when he had the chance. It was an instinctive thought. He feared for his life. But, another part of him did not allow the luxury of backing out of this situation. Something was stronger than fear. Actually it’s two things. Compassion and hate. Nocturnal Mirage could not decide which one was madami powerful. The only thing he knew he must go after the Princess. And so he did.

Celestia has retreated to her bedroom and seemed she has completely forgotten the royal blue stallion. She...

The last solstice

Chapter 4: Celestial monologues I.


Naaaaah! THERE IT IS AGAIN! WHAT IS THAT NOISE?! DO YOU HEAR IT?!

Of course I do… somepony’s outside… Yes… familiar hoofsteps… Luna…

OH YES, LUNA, LUNA, LUNA, LUNA, LUNAAAA… OR NIGHTMARE MOON????!!!

No! Don’t even say that name!

WHO KNOWS, CELESTIA? OUT OF THE MANY HORRORS YOU’VE DONE... WHICH ONE WAS THE WORST, HMM? BANISHING YOUR OWN SISTER TO THE MOON… OR THE OTHER?

I had to… I… I had no choice…

MUHAHAHAHA! AND YOU HONESTLY BELIEVE THAT! YOU DISGUST ME!

Stop it, stop it, stop it!!!

Ssshhhh! Somepony else is out there...

Con & Twilight were in the prison cells on the ship, but they still had a radio.

Twilight: Man, can anypony hear me?
S: Is that you Twilight? Where's Mane?
Con: Right here S. Listen, we need you to call in reinforcements from M.I.3.
S: Is that neccesary? Where are you two?
Russian pony87: *hears radio*
Twilight: Man just do it!
Russian pony87: Who are you talking to?
Twilight: Con man. Nopony else I can talk to.
Russian pony87: Well uh, keep it quiet.
Con: Sure *breaks jail door*
Russian pony74: HEY!
Twilight: *shoots enemy*
Con: *takes pistol*
NMM: Sir? Con & Twilight have escaped.
Drake: Then...

time : 00:00
Dan - hmmm
location : Dan planing room
Jade - maybay...
Dan - nah...
Nikolai - every way come to GoldenHorn...
Dan - you right...
Nikolai - from raport I get it say he arive to Zebras Hotel tooday on 02:00
Dan - What he up too...
Nikolai - I dont know but we can kill him now...
Dan - ok... be redy Jade
Jade - ok...
time : 01:55
Nikolai and Dan wainting on roof of another hotel to GoldenHorn arrive
Nikolai - cars going....
Dan - Jade you in
Jade - yup
Nikolai - get redy 5 minutos and he get in to room
5 mintues later
Jade - were is he
*from radio*GoldenHorn - I suspect you Jade... burn in hell
Dan -...