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Ok. This is my first artikulo based on my opinion. If you want me to write another artikulo on something else, feel free to ask me.

The topic in tanong right now: Cloppers

Yes you heard me cloppers. If you don't know what a clopper is, it is a person who masturbates to the Pornographic version of My Little parang buriko (pictures, videos, games, etc.)

When I see bronies bashing other bronies because they are cloppers, it sickens me. What ever happened to the motto, "Love and Tolerate?" Yet bronies are not tolerating cloppers.

If you notice there is a clopper, why should that bother you in anyway? It's...

Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No parang buriko can drink alcoholic beverages. Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan. The Ponyville mafia was lead sa pamamagitan ng bahaghari Dash, and Dan. The Manehattan mafia was lead sa pamamagitan ng a parang buriko named Nickel Lesscage. A russian mafia lead sa pamamagitan ng Boris. A Mexican Mafia lead sa pamamagitan ng John who somehow survived being killed sa pamamagitan ng a flaming sattelite. The Japanese mafia is lead sa pamamagitan ng an alicorn named Fuku,...

The main six have a picnic. Saten invited as despite not always getting along with them, he's ther friend. Espically to AppleJack, his ex girlfriend but still friend. And somewhat of a brother/sister relationship to Twilight. Though not as much as he later has with Starlight Glimmer.

Spike: Twi... light! ...I... have... Lemme just... [deep breath] [belch]

Twilight Sparkle (before alicord): Dear Twilight, I am sure you are as excited as I am about the upcoming wedding in Canterlot. [to the others] Wedding? [reading] I will be presiding over the ceremony, but would very much like you and your friends...

ONCE TWILGHT AND SATEN FIND THE NEW FRIENDS:

Twilight Sparkle: Ahem? You just decided to skip our hapunan without telling me? Are you aware that, at this very moment, Princess Celestia is waiting for you at a mesa with exquisite silverware placement?!

Starlight Glimmer: Yes, but—

Twilight Sparkle: This is exactly why I didn't want you to make mga kaibigan with Trixie.

Trixie: A-ha! You still don't trust me! But guess what, princess? It doesn't matter if you want to give me a segundo chance or not. Starlight had to choose between you and me, and she chose me! Your pupil chose me, so ha! I win!

Saten...

As Trixie shows Starlight to her wagon, Twilight appears to give Starlight friend alternatives, including Glaze, Vinyl, and limon Heart. Offended sa pamamagitan ng Twilight's distrust and undue concern, Starlight says she wants to make mga kaibigan on her own, and she storms off.

Twilight tries to chase her. But Saten Twist flies over, in one of his madami serious moments, he expresses anger at her for trying to give Starlight alternatives to Trixie.

Tilight: Saten, please, this is seriou-

Saten: I mean it Twilight! If you upset her, I'l-

Twilight: But I just think tha-

Saten: Trixie has a lot of trouble fitting in....

EPISODE 1 part one

Twilight Sparkle: I sinabi no magic. You were supposed to do it sa pamamagitan ng hoof so I could work in a friendship lesson.

Starlight Glimmer: Oh, I heard "set the table" and just kinda went for it.

Twilight Sparkle: Well, if you hadn't used magic, you'd have heard me say, uh... this plate represents your head, this spoon is your heart, and the knives... are sharp! Always be careful with knives. [sigh] The metaphors make madami sense when you're actually setting the table.

Starlight Glimmer: Should I... change it back?

Twilight Sparkle: I just want to make sure you're ready for this dinner. Princess...