"1. Launches himself on a vengeance quest - first thing to do is going to the “eternal kindergarden” where he constantly gets his asno kicked sa pamamagitan ng a little boy with the yellow bug and his gang.
2. Comes back from Neverland - only to be pushed around sa pamamagitan ng bitchy mother and daughter, and eventually gets nagyelo for 28 years.
3. Upon coming back to life, pretends to be a simple blacksmith - gets chained to a puno sa pamamagitan ng a group of girls.
4. Constantly makes innuendo jokes, hits on each and every female in sight - didn’t get one to actually fall for it.
5. Busies himself making rape jokes to impress the girl he’s sword fighting with - loses the compass, gets punched in the face and rendered unconscious.
6. Gets to Storybrooke, attacks his nemesis’ girlfried - gets hit sa pamamagitan ng a bookshelf and bested sa pamamagitan ng a librarian.
7. Steals the shawl, hides on his ship - found and bested sa pamamagitan ng the same librarian again.
8. Finally faces off with the buwaya - gets his asno brutally kicked sa pamamagitan ng the guy twice his age with a limp.
9. Makes the ultimate jerk’s ilipat and shoots the woman who saved his life - stands in the middle of the road when the only stranger in 30 years comes to SB, gets hit sa pamamagitan ng his car.
10. Barely healed after the accident - makes innuendo jokes to seduce Snow while her husband is right susunod to her, nearly gets his asno kicked again.
11. Unites his effortes to find the dagger with the very same bitchy mother and daughter - only to be rendered unconscious and left out again when he’s done all the work."
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2. Comes back from Neverland - only to be pushed around sa pamamagitan ng bitchy mother and daughter, and eventually gets nagyelo for 28 years.
3. Upon coming back to life, pretends to be a simple blacksmith - gets chained to a puno sa pamamagitan ng a group of girls.
4. Constantly makes innuendo jokes, hits on each and every female in sight - didn’t get one to actually fall for it.
5. Busies himself making rape jokes to impress the girl he’s sword fighting with - loses the compass, gets punched in the face and rendered unconscious.
6. Gets to Storybrooke, attacks his nemesis’ girlfried - gets hit sa pamamagitan ng a bookshelf and bested sa pamamagitan ng a librarian.
7. Steals the shawl, hides on his ship - found and bested sa pamamagitan ng the same librarian again.
8. Finally faces off with the buwaya - gets his asno brutally kicked sa pamamagitan ng the guy twice his age with a limp.
9. Makes the ultimate jerk’s ilipat and shoots the woman who saved his life - stands in the middle of the road when the only stranger in 30 years comes to SB, gets hit sa pamamagitan ng his car.
10. Barely healed after the accident - makes innuendo jokes to seduce Snow while her husband is right susunod to her, nearly gets his asno kicked again.
11. Unites his effortes to find the dagger with the very same bitchy mother and daughter - only to be rendered unconscious and left out again when he’s done all the work."
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So I've noticed lately that their is quite the rivalry growing in the fandom between Team Neal and Team Hook. Now I'm not going to attempt to chance anyone ones mind because I am well aware that the ship has long sense sailed and most are committed to going down with it.
However as a neutral party in this battle* I feel like I should point out to everyone involved (before thing get too bitter) that you are not as differnt as you might think. So here goes..
10 things Captain sisne and SwanFire have in Common
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However as a neutral party in this battle* I feel like I should point out to everyone involved (before thing get too bitter) that you are not as differnt as you might think. So here goes..
10 things Captain sisne and SwanFire have in Common
1. They run in the same social circles
2. They have common enemies
3. They...
One of the reasons I pag-ibig OUAT is because its basically just one really screwed up family. Nearly all the main characters are related in some way at this point. While I was putting together their family puno I thought of something that would make it even better.
All we need is for two theories to be confirmed.
Theory #1: Eva and Cora are sisters. This would explain why Cora was so familiar with eva at her funeral.
Theory #2: Gina is Rumple's illegitimate daughter with Cora, unbeknownst to him. We know Rumps and Cora were in some sort of relationship so this isn't impossible.
We know so little about Cora at this point that its quite possible that one or both of these could be true and if they were the OUAT family puno would be come a circle.
All we need is for two theories to be confirmed.
Theory #1: Eva and Cora are sisters. This would explain why Cora was so familiar with eva at her funeral.
Theory #2: Gina is Rumple's illegitimate daughter with Cora, unbeknownst to him. We know Rumps and Cora were in some sort of relationship so this isn't impossible.
We know so little about Cora at this point that its quite possible that one or both of these could be true and if they were the OUAT family puno would be come a circle.
Aren't they gorgeous?
