Destine: Okay. I'm gonna throw some stink bombs, and they'll go away.
Roc: You scared of the police?
Destine: *In Madea voice* Boy I ain't scared of the po po!
Roxie: What you gonna do now?
Destine: This! *shooting the cops*
Alana: Great! madami dead cops!
Destine: Don't worry. They'll decay!
On the wedding day....
Pastor: Let the wedding begin.
The bridesmaid walked in with the groomsmaid.
Tobe walked slowly across the isle.
Roxie: Work it girl!
Destine: Shh!
Pastor: We're gather here 2day 4 this Holy Mantrimony. Now the bribe-2-be and the Groom-2-be will exchange their vows.
Tobe: I, Tobe, take you, Craig, 2 be my hubsand. I promise 2 be true 2 you in good times and bad, in sickness and in health. I will pag-ibig you and honor you all the days of my life.
Prodigy: I, Craig, take you, Tobe, 2 be my lawfully wedded wife, 2 have and 2 hold, from this araw forward, 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer, in sickness and in health, til death do us part.
Pastor: You have declared consent before the church. May the lord in his goodness strengthen your consent and fill you both with his blessings. That God has joined, men must not divide. Amen.
Roxie: Wait....Tobe's not a man!
Destine: *laughing* Shut up!
Tobe and Prodigy exchanged rings onto their fingers.
Both: With this ring, I thee wed.
Pastor: Now I pronounce you husband and wife! You may halik your bribe!
Prodigy kissed Tobe and they both ran out the church 2 the limousine.
Destine: Party time!!!!! *running out the door*
At the reception.......
Tobe: Okay! Before the guests gets here, Destine, Roxie, change into your pasko costumes, and get ready 2 host.
Destine: Alright! *dragging Roxie 2 the restroom*
Tobe: Alana, Christi, Karey....
Alana: We're going.....*walking slowly*
5 minutos later, they were dressed.
Destine: link
Roxie: link
Alana: link
Karey: link
Christ: link
Tobe: Y'all look super cute!
Princeton: Cute? I prefer sexy!....except Roxie....
Roxie: I have a hoof and I'm not afraid 2 use it!
Tobe: I hear the guests! Destine! Roxie! Get on the stage!
Destine & Roxie: *walking on the stage* Welcome 2 the Winter Wedding After-Party!
Destine: I'm your host Destine.
Roxie: And I'm Roxie.
Destine: We're happy 2 see all you great people! Your rocking that outfit Beyonce!
Roxie: Looking Gaga, Lady Gaga!
Destine: Anyway, First we'll sing you a special song!
Alana, Christi, Tobe, and Karey ran onto the stage.
Tobe: *singing* I don't want a lot 4 christmas. There is just one thing I need. I don't care about the presents underneath the pasko tree. I just want you for my own, madami than you ever know. Make my wish come true. All I want 4 pasko is you.
All: I don't want a lot 4 Christmas. There is just one thing I need. I don't care about the presents underneath the pasko tree. I don't need 2 hang my medyas there upon a fireplace. Santa Claus wont make me happy with a toy on pasko day.
Destine: I just want you 4 my own, madami than you ever know. Make my wish come true. All I want 4 pasko is you. You baby.
Karey: Oh I wont ask for much 4 Christmas. I wont even wish 4 snow. And I'm just gonna keep waiting underneath the mistletoe.
Christi: I wont make a listahan and send it 2 North Pole 4 Saint Nick. I wont even stay awake 2 hear those magic reindeer click. Cause I want you here tonight, holding onto me so tight. What madami can I do? All I want 4 pasko is you. You.
Alana: Oh all the lights are shining so brightly everywhere. And the sounds of children laughter fills in the air. And everyone is singing. I hear those sleigh bells ringing. Santa wont you bring the one I really need? Wont you please bring my baby 2 me?
Roxie: I don't want a lot 4 Christmas. This is all I'm asking 4. I just wanna see my baby standing outside my door. Oh I just want you 4 my own madami than you ever know. Make my wish come true!
All: All I want 4 pasko is you!
Crowd: *clapping*
Destine: Now....the bride and the groom will dance!
Tobe and Prodigy started 2 dance 2 the slow song.
sinag Ray: Boo! *changing it 2 t a fast song* I'm gonna do the Electric Slide! *doing the Electric Slide*
Tobe: *smiling* Oh well! *dancing*
Everybody started 2 do the Electric slide.
Destine: *laughing* Okay! Now some of the bride's mga kaibigan will say a speech.
Roxie: I start! I remember when I first met Tobe. At first I thought she was a boy cuz her name, but now I know she's not!
Alana: I remember when Me & Destine put mani mantikilya all over her clothes, so when Tobe walked outside, squirrels attacked her! *laughing*
Karey: Okay! I barely knew her, but she seems nice!
Christi: Tobe is the most sweetest girl I ever met. She never makes people feel annoyed.
Roxie: Think again!
Destine: Although I helped Alana do very funny pranks on her, but she's smart, pretty, very generous, and is like a little sister I ever wanted.
Tobe: Awe! Thanks Destine!
Destine: Okay! Now its the groom.
Princeton: Prodigy's a good dancer & singer, but he kinda Cry's a lot. Like a little girl....
Roc: Sometimes Prod can be a pain in the ass. That's it.
sinag Ray: One time, he knocked down my taco....4 nothing. But I forgived him cuz he's my bro.
Roxie: Now...I wanna give a toast.
sinag Ray: Mmmm! Where is it?
Destine: Not the pagkain you taco head!
Roxie: Anyway....a mag-ihaw 2 Prodigy and Tobe.
Everybody: 2 Prodigy and Tobe! *raising their glass*
Destine: Enough of the talking, now lets just celebrate!
2 hours later....
Roxie: I'm happy 2 be ur host!
Destine: Now we're leaving! Make sure you congratulate the married couple.
While walking home......
Destine: Awesome party!
Alana: Awesome? I had 2 serve the guest!!!
Roxie: At least our outfits are smoking!
sinag Ray: Got that right!
Destine: Wait! I have 2 tie my shoes. *tying it*
Roc: Destine?
Destine: *finished* What?
Roc: Ur under the mistletoe.
Destine: *looking up*
Roxie: Ooooo....who you gonna kiss???
Destine: *looking at Princeton* You know....Jacob's beside me....
Princeton: Hmmm....my pasko wish has finally come true. *kissing Destine*
Alana: Yea yea yea! Smoochy smooch smooch! We gotta go.
Destine: Someone's jealous.....
Back at the house.......
Destine: We should get a pasko tree.
Alana: Yea! And bake cookies, hang stockings, drink hot coco, and make snowman.
Roxie: Awesome!
Princeton: U know what this remind me of?
Roc: A song?
Princeton: Yep!
sinag Ray: *rapping* Your presence is the only present that I really wanted. It priceless.
Princeton: Whatcu got on it?
sinag Ray: Coming over? I got you something gorgeous. I been saving up so I can afford. I kinda over did it, but I got mistletoe wishes. kakaw goddess, halaman ng masmelow kisses. Only thing been in my mind since Thanksgiving is getting permission, are you with it?
Prodigy: The first time I ever talked 2 you, my puso told me you were a dream come true. The first time I put ur hand in mine, I was wishing it would last a lifetime.
MB: All I want 4 pasko is my girl. pasko is my girl. All I want 4 pasko is my girl. pasko is my girl.
Destine: I pag-ibig that song!
Princeton: Really?
Destine: Ummm....yea! Well I'm gonna hit the haystack!
Princeton: Me 2.
And they went 2 sleep.....
THE END!!!!!!!!