Robotnik is trying to kill me, and Sexy.... Again.

Sean: Why are you trying to kill us?
Robotnik: Because you won't let me petsa that lady hedgehog.
Sexy: You want me dead, because you want to petsa me?
Robotnik: I want you dead, because I can't petsa you.
Sean: Sorry Doctor. Sexy loves me, and not you. It's something you're gonna have to live with.
Robotnik: I'll live with it alright. Once I kill you-
Sexy: *Shoots Robotnik*
Robotnik: *Falls asleep*
Sean: Did you shoot him with a tranquilizer?
Sexy: Yeah.

The floating machine that Robotnik was sitting in then went into autopilot, and took him back...

Shortly after Sonic left, Sexy went inside her house.

Sexy: Where am I going to get a car? *turns on TV*
Rouge: Hi there. Are you looking for a car? Then come on down to the Sexy Used Car Dealership. We have many sexy cars here such as this 1960 Fiat 500. And there's also this 1954 Citroen 2CV-
Sexy: *turns off TV* Sean wouldn't want to petsa me if I had a car like that *looks at money* I don't have much though, and Sonic sinabi I need a car. I might as well get one.

So Sexy went to Rouge's Sexy Used Car Dealership

Rouge: Hi Sexy.
Sexy: uy Rouge. How are you?
Rouge: Good. So, Sonic tells me you're...

Sean The Hedgehog presents

a fanfic starring Sexy The Hedgehog

It was a sunny araw in Mobius. Sexy was with her friends, Sean, Shadow, and Sonic. The four hedgehogs were having a picnic at the park

Sexy: *sets up blanket*
Sean: *sets up chairs*
Sonic: *carrying basket of food*
Shadow: *doing nothing*
Sean: uy Shadow? Do you mind helping us out here?
Shadow: Yes. Get to work my slaves.
Sean: *rolls eyes*
Sexy: Ok, everything is all set up.
Sonic: Sweet. I'm having a chili dog.
Sean: Me too.
Sexy: Same here.
Shadow: I'm not. I just came to see you set up. Chaos control *leaves*
Sonic: Wow. Shadow can...

Sexy was working at Rouge The Bat's Sexy Car Dealership. But the cars weren't sexy at all. Most of them were small cars painted pink, and had very poor reliability, meaning that they broke down easy.

Girl 41: *Looking around dealership*
Sexy: Hi. What can I help you with?
Girl 41: Yeah, do you have any Volkswagens?
Sexy: We have a 1955 Bug, I'll ipakita it to you.
Girl 41: *Excited* Perfect. Thank you.
Sexy: *Walks to the 1955 Beetle* Here you go. Average sexy car from Rouge's sexy car dealership. kulay-rosas paintjob, an engine with poor reliability, and only 21 horsepower.
Girl 41: The less horsepower,...

I went to Rouge's Sexy car dealership, and wanted to talk to Rouge.

Rouge: We got Fiats, 70% off. All the poor reliability y'all could ask for.
Sean: *Walks in front of Rouge*
Rouge: Howdy.
Sean: Sexy tells me that you harassed her yesterday.
Rouge: I did not. She came up to me, and fucked my butt.
Sean: Don't lie to me. She says you sexually harassed her just so she could get madami money working for you.
Rouge: It was the other way around.
Sean: No it wasn't. Since you harassed my girlfriend, you will pay her madami money. Twice the rate of what she's currently getting.
Rouge: I can't do that....

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It was a sunny araw in Mobius. Sexy was with her friends, Sean, Shadow, and Sonic. The four hedgehogs were having a picnic at the park

Sexy: *sets up blanket*
Sean: *sets up chairs*
Sonic: *carrying basket of food*
Shadow: *doing nothing*
Sean: uy Shadow? Do you mind helping us out here?
Shadow: Yes. Get to work my slaves.
Sean: *rolls eyes*
Sexy: Ok, everything is all set up.
Sonic: Sweet. I'm having a chili dog.
Sean: Me too.
Sexy: Same here.
Shadow: I'm not. I just came to see you set up. Chaos control *leaves*
Sonic: Wow. Shadow can be an ass...

When the picnic finished, Robotnik was asleep.

Decoe: *looking through binoculars* Dr. Robotnik?
Robotnik: *Wakes up* Aah, what?! I just had a great view of destroying Mobius.
Bocoe: Yeah, that would be a great view.
Robotnik: Shut up. We must follow her.
Sexy: *goes into Sonic's car*
Sonic: *starts car*
Sexy: Please don't drive too fast.
Sonic: Oh don't worry. There's no such thing as too fast! *floors it*
Robotnik: Uhm, we've got to follow Sonic instead.
Decoe: But he has a fast car.
Robotnik: So do we! Get me my Mercedez!

Sonic was driving very fast, but didn't know Dr. Robotnik was following...

I was laying on a sopa in my house. The only person there besides me was Sexy. She was sitting sa pamamagitan ng my side.

Sexy: Is there anything I can do to make you feel better?
Sean: Well there is one thing.
Sexy: Just tell me. I'll do whatever you want.
Sean: I would like you to give me a blowjob, and put your breasts around my dick while you suck on it.
Sexy: Okay. *Takes off dress, and has no clothing on*
Sean: You really look beautiful without anything on.
Sexy: *Giggles* If only it wasn't illegal to walk around town naked.
Sean: *Laughs*
Sexy: *Puts her breasts around Sean's dick. She moves them up,...

Sexy arrived at her house just in time for the date.

Sean: *Arrives in his car*
Sexy: Sean, you made it.
Sean: Yeah. Where did you come from?
Sexy: I was just getting things for our date.
Sean: Ah good. So, where should we go?
Sexy: I'm going to let you choose.
Sean: Why don't we go back to the park? And, we'll take my car.
Sexy: Oh, uh I thought we had to take mine.
Sean: No, I'm pretty sure you'd rather want to be in my car.
Sexy: Yes. Thank you.
Sean: I'll let you drive.
Sexy: Oh, I don't think I should-
Sean: Nonsense. You're good, right?
Sexy: Ok. I'll try.

So we both walk into my car, and Sexy...

Sexy was driving to her home. She thought the Fiat was a little too small. Even though the upuan was moved back as far as possible, her huge breasts were pressing against the steering wheel.

Sexy: *driving 40 miles an hour* This is the tuktok speed. Wow.

Pretty soon, she saw a huge burol that had to be driven over.

Sexy: *floors it* It's going slower.

The road was paved, but that didn't help. Her car was going slower, and slower.

Sexy: I'm almost at the top.

And just when her car was about to go over, it wouldn't go any further.

Sexy: *Floors it* Oh no.

The wheels just kept spinning

Sexy: *Continues...

Previously, Shadow was making an attempt to kill me, but Sexy comes to the rescue

Sexy: Drop your gun, and let Sean out of that cage.
Shadow: Just because you're a girl doesn't mean I'm going to go easy on you.
Sexy: You don't have too. *Kicks Shadow*
Shadow: *drops gun*
Sexy: *dives for gun*
Shadow: *Pushes Sexy away from gun*
Sean: Come on Sexy, get him!
Sexy: *Punches Shadow*
Shadow: *Grabs Sexy's boobies*
Sexy: Uhm. *Staring at Shadow's hands* You did not just grab my breasts.
Shadow: What? They're huge.
Sexy: *Knocks out Shadow* Hang in there Sean, I'll save you. *grabs keys*
Robotnik: *Arrives...