"Urrrggg... Yah.... I know I'm awesome..." Mumbled A Familiar voice.
It wuz Typhoon. Again.
Pyramid Head walked up in a Tuxedo Suit.
"Mrf,MrfMrfMrf,MrfMrf."
Typhoon just stared at him,"..... Whazzat?"
Slenderman with a Tophat came in.
"He said,your gonna taste good..."
Typhoon saw Slenderman's face,and gaped.
"Holy crap.... NO FACE MACE!"
"Wut?" Answered Slendey.
"Ya don't have a face...." Responded Typhoon.
"Naw Dip." sinabi Slendey.
"Someone call me-"
"NO,FOR THE LAST TIME,NO." SLenderman said.
Dib walked off.
Typhoon laughed.
A magic broom-duck laughed with him.
"WHAT TEH..."
"Shhhh.... No cussing,it's bad for the children! D:" sinabi a Magic wall.
"I must be high..." sinabi Typhoon.
Mastercheif was doing the Numa Dance,while Mason jumped outta a window,Iron Man caught him,and then dropped him. (He was a Halo Fan. XD) The INTERAGAYTER,Came in and asked where the number station was,Everyone sinabi the same thing.
Well,actually they just flicked him off. o3o
Gir was DANCIN LEIK A MUNKEH,And Caboose was rapping.
"Don't drop my mellow,for the yellow pato will give you a truck!" Caboose rapped.
Typhoon was going mad.
Like the MAD HATTA.
And that's NO good.
Haze came in,all religous like,THEN HE PULLED OUT HIS HIDDEN BLADE AND STABBED MR.POTATOE HEAD.
SPider Man was crawling in circles,Captain Amercia threw his sheild at a wall,and bounced back and hit him in da face.
Alucard was hiding in da corner.
Victoria was walking around,asking where her "Master went."
Robin Died somehow sa pamamagitan ng a bahaghari duck.
Batman kicked Robin's dead butt outta the UFO.
Dead Robin landed in Gotham,making a nuke go off,all the nukes in the world.
Then after all of that,Australia survived! But then Kangaroos killed everyone,and eventually the Kangaroos fell off a cliff.
Fuckin Kangroos.....
THE END.
Everyone goes to there respectful owners,Cept Australia,and Kangaroos! :3
It wuz Typhoon. Again.
Pyramid Head walked up in a Tuxedo Suit.
"Mrf,MrfMrfMrf,MrfMrf."
Typhoon just stared at him,"..... Whazzat?"
Slenderman with a Tophat came in.
"He said,your gonna taste good..."
Typhoon saw Slenderman's face,and gaped.
"Holy crap.... NO FACE MACE!"
"Wut?" Answered Slendey.
"Ya don't have a face...." Responded Typhoon.
"Naw Dip." sinabi Slendey.
"Someone call me-"
"NO,FOR THE LAST TIME,NO." SLenderman said.
Dib walked off.
Typhoon laughed.
A magic broom-duck laughed with him.
"WHAT TEH..."
"Shhhh.... No cussing,it's bad for the children! D:" sinabi a Magic wall.
"I must be high..." sinabi Typhoon.
Mastercheif was doing the Numa Dance,while Mason jumped outta a window,Iron Man caught him,and then dropped him. (He was a Halo Fan. XD) The INTERAGAYTER,Came in and asked where the number station was,Everyone sinabi the same thing.
Well,actually they just flicked him off. o3o
Gir was DANCIN LEIK A MUNKEH,And Caboose was rapping.
"Don't drop my mellow,for the yellow pato will give you a truck!" Caboose rapped.
Typhoon was going mad.
Like the MAD HATTA.
And that's NO good.
Haze came in,all religous like,THEN HE PULLED OUT HIS HIDDEN BLADE AND STABBED MR.POTATOE HEAD.
SPider Man was crawling in circles,Captain Amercia threw his sheild at a wall,and bounced back and hit him in da face.
Alucard was hiding in da corner.
Victoria was walking around,asking where her "Master went."
Robin Died somehow sa pamamagitan ng a bahaghari duck.
Batman kicked Robin's dead butt outta the UFO.
Dead Robin landed in Gotham,making a nuke go off,all the nukes in the world.
Then after all of that,Australia survived! But then Kangaroos killed everyone,and eventually the Kangaroos fell off a cliff.
Fuckin Kangroos.....
THE END.
Everyone goes to there respectful owners,Cept Australia,and Kangaroos! :3
On September 3, Cynthia woke up seeing the beautiful araw outside when she walked out the door.
"Im gonna pag-ibig this school year!!!" she told herself as she walked to school.
5 minutos later of walking to school, Cynthia met up with her boyfriend Mars.
"Mars, are you ok? You look pale." Cynthia admitted putting her hand on Mars' forehead.
It was warm.
Mars shook his head and walked off, Cynthia almost cried watching him walk away.
Rouge the Bat had acme along and met up with Cynthia.
"Hows the araw gone?" Rouge asked in her sassy tone.
Cynthia shook her head and ran to the restroom to cry.
8 minutos later after crying, Cynthia headed to class, math.
"This is going to be a hrrible year." Cynthia answered herself.
"Im gonna pag-ibig this school year!!!" she told herself as she walked to school.
5 minutos later of walking to school, Cynthia met up with her boyfriend Mars.
"Mars, are you ok? You look pale." Cynthia admitted putting her hand on Mars' forehead.
It was warm.
Mars shook his head and walked off, Cynthia almost cried watching him walk away.
Rouge the Bat had acme along and met up with Cynthia.
"Hows the araw gone?" Rouge asked in her sassy tone.
Cynthia shook her head and ran to the restroom to cry.
8 minutos later after crying, Cynthia headed to class, math.
"This is going to be a hrrible year." Cynthia answered herself.
This is actually inspired sa pamamagitan ng an old artikulo I made here about Horn's average day, I remade it and here it is! Enjoy.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt Or Dull Object While Eating mansanas Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return tahanan From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An mansanas Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked Or Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt Or Dull Object While Eating mansanas Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return tahanan From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An mansanas Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked Or Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, YOU LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” sinabi HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
sa pamamagitan ng then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
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Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, YOU LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” sinabi HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
sa pamamagitan ng then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
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Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/
