don't jump into a story unless you started from the beggining!
--------------------------------------------------"Hello,Scourge." A voice coming from out of the dark said. "Did you finally catch Sonic?! Or even better, Shadow?!" The voice asked excitedly. "No, sir. I caught someone better."Scourge replid to the voice. "What?! Who could I need madami than them?" The voice said, confused. "Some madami people to work with." Scourge said. The voice finally stepped out of the dark. Out came a fat man wearing a red jacket,a big mustachio, And a big black sando covering his legs and feet. But mainly, he was fat. "And your names are?" He asked."Zim and Gir." Zim replied. "I am Dr. Ivo Robotnik. Otherwise known as Dr.Eggman. "HI, HUMPTEH DUMPTEH!" Gir shouted. "Yeah... he's not exactly the brightest soro around." Zim said. "What was it like, having a great fall?" Gir said. "Well, anyways, Your first job is to get Sonic. And Shadow. And thats pretty much all the jobs you'll ever get. Now go!" "You heard him, Gir let's go!" Zim shouted. Zim hopped on Gir's back and taco-farted out of the window. All of the sudden a mixure of black and red hit them in the face. "Hmph. You're that jerk who got in a fight with Sonic!" It was the dark hedgehog they had seen the night they got to Mobius. "Errr... Do we know you?" Zim asked. "I'm Shadow the Hedgehog." The hedgehog said. "Wait... did you say your name was 'Shadow'?"Zim asked. "Get him, Gir!" Gir quickly grabbed Shadow's left arm and Zim grabbed his right. "Chaos Cotrol!" Shadow shouted."How did he transport so quickly?" Zim said. "Maybe he's got the power of the taco-man!" Gir sinabi in response. They started to discuss Gir's crazy theory that Irkens had evolved from Praying Mantises, until they noticed someone staring at them hungrily. "Hello." The person said. "My name's Mef. And sa pamamagitan ng what I've heard your name is Zim?" "Mef? that sounds like such a familiar name.... Are you that Irken who was kicked out because you tried to eat Tallest Purple? " Zim asked Mef. "Maybe..." Mef sinabi in response. "Stay away! AAAHHH!"Zim shouted. "Wait! I can help you catch Sonic and Shadow!"Mef quickly said. Zim stopped running and said, "You can?" "Yes... I can." She sinabi mischeviously. "Then let's go!" Zim said. She was hiding an axe behind her back, whispering to herself, "Never trust a cannibal."
End of Chapter 3. Chapter 4 coming soon!
--------------------------------------------------"Hello,Scourge." A voice coming from out of the dark said. "Did you finally catch Sonic?! Or even better, Shadow?!" The voice asked excitedly. "No, sir. I caught someone better."Scourge replid to the voice. "What?! Who could I need madami than them?" The voice said, confused. "Some madami people to work with." Scourge said. The voice finally stepped out of the dark. Out came a fat man wearing a red jacket,a big mustachio, And a big black sando covering his legs and feet. But mainly, he was fat. "And your names are?" He asked."Zim and Gir." Zim replied. "I am Dr. Ivo Robotnik. Otherwise known as Dr.Eggman. "HI, HUMPTEH DUMPTEH!" Gir shouted. "Yeah... he's not exactly the brightest soro around." Zim said. "What was it like, having a great fall?" Gir said. "Well, anyways, Your first job is to get Sonic. And Shadow. And thats pretty much all the jobs you'll ever get. Now go!" "You heard him, Gir let's go!" Zim shouted. Zim hopped on Gir's back and taco-farted out of the window. All of the sudden a mixure of black and red hit them in the face. "Hmph. You're that jerk who got in a fight with Sonic!" It was the dark hedgehog they had seen the night they got to Mobius. "Errr... Do we know you?" Zim asked. "I'm Shadow the Hedgehog." The hedgehog said. "Wait... did you say your name was 'Shadow'?"Zim asked. "Get him, Gir!" Gir quickly grabbed Shadow's left arm and Zim grabbed his right. "Chaos Cotrol!" Shadow shouted."How did he transport so quickly?" Zim said. "Maybe he's got the power of the taco-man!" Gir sinabi in response. They started to discuss Gir's crazy theory that Irkens had evolved from Praying Mantises, until they noticed someone staring at them hungrily. "Hello." The person said. "My name's Mef. And sa pamamagitan ng what I've heard your name is Zim?" "Mef? that sounds like such a familiar name.... Are you that Irken who was kicked out because you tried to eat Tallest Purple? " Zim asked Mef. "Maybe..." Mef sinabi in response. "Stay away! AAAHHH!"Zim shouted. "Wait! I can help you catch Sonic and Shadow!"Mef quickly said. Zim stopped running and said, "You can?" "Yes... I can." She sinabi mischeviously. "Then let's go!" Zim said. She was hiding an axe behind her back, whispering to herself, "Never trust a cannibal."
End of Chapter 3. Chapter 4 coming soon!
clarece: today we are going to cook...bourbon chicken sandwitch well lets get started IN medium skillet over medium heat melt melokoton preseves...
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now or i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT asno asong babae OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that asong babae now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now or i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT asno asong babae OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that asong babae now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
This is actually inspired sa pamamagitan ng an old artikulo I made here about Horn's average day, I remade it and here it is! Enjoy.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt Or Dull Object While Eating mansanas Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return tahanan From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An mansanas Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked Or Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt Or Dull Object While Eating mansanas Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return tahanan From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An mansanas Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked Or Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, YOU LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” sinabi HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
sa pamamagitan ng then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
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Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, YOU LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” sinabi HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
sa pamamagitan ng then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
________________________________________________
Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/
After math class, Cynthia walked to her boyfriend, Mars.
"How was class?" he asked, "Sucked." answered Cynthia.
After school, Cynthia was walking out the building when all of a sudden, a female hedgehog skateboarded in front of her, both falling down.
"Hey! Watch it punk!" The hedgehog answered dusting off her black jeans.
"I'm sorry, but who are you?" Cynthia asked in a concerned tone.
"None of your business thats who!" She exclaimed.
"You must be Darklin, Shadow's sister." The bat admitted, "Yeah your right, but barge in front of me like that you'll be getting stitched up!" Darklin yelled skateboarding away.
"How was class?" he asked, "Sucked." answered Cynthia.
After school, Cynthia was walking out the building when all of a sudden, a female hedgehog skateboarded in front of her, both falling down.
"Hey! Watch it punk!" The hedgehog answered dusting off her black jeans.
"I'm sorry, but who are you?" Cynthia asked in a concerned tone.
"None of your business thats who!" She exclaimed.
"You must be Darklin, Shadow's sister." The bat admitted, "Yeah your right, but barge in front of me like that you'll be getting stitched up!" Darklin yelled skateboarding away.
Name:Salena Raqque Nagato
Age:19
Physical Apperence:Dark Pink-Red hair, with a light kulay-rosas body
Species:Hedgebat
Occupation:The keyboard guitauir(pretty much a guiair in any shape, with buttons) for bituin SOS
Friends:Anna the Hedgehog, Miranda the Echinda, and Kagimi the Cat
Enimes:Dr.Eggmansign
Faveriote color:Black
Faveriote Sign:Peace
Outfits:A black tank, and light kulay-rosas skirt
Black dress with red hearts
Ride:None
Parents:Alicia Nagoto(Birth Mother), Veronica and James Calico(Adopted
Height:4 ft.
Backstory:Salena had longer hair, but when she was about 3, her birth mother(Alicia)cut it off.Soon, she was taken from her birth family and put into the Calico family.She vowed to be like the good side of her mother as soon as she got there.She has a very scattered romantic past, and three friends(Anna, Kagimi, and Miranda) who were like her sisters her entire life.
Age:19
Physical Apperence:Dark Pink-Red hair, with a light kulay-rosas body
Species:Hedgebat
Occupation:The keyboard guitauir(pretty much a guiair in any shape, with buttons) for bituin SOS
Friends:Anna the Hedgehog, Miranda the Echinda, and Kagimi the Cat
Enimes:Dr.Eggmansign
Faveriote color:Black
Faveriote Sign:Peace
Outfits:A black tank, and light kulay-rosas skirt
Black dress with red hearts
Ride:None
Parents:Alicia Nagoto(Birth Mother), Veronica and James Calico(Adopted
Height:4 ft.
Backstory:Salena had longer hair, but when she was about 3, her birth mother(Alicia)cut it off.Soon, she was taken from her birth family and put into the Calico family.She vowed to be like the good side of her mother as soon as she got there.She has a very scattered romantic past, and three friends(Anna, Kagimi, and Miranda) who were like her sisters her entire life.
Heres my listahan in characters, i'll need my copy for reminders!
Cynthia: School beauty, man's lady!, Mars' Girlfriend
Mars: School Bully, Cynthia's boyfriend
Zalara: Popular Girl, Sonic's Cousin
Venom: Silent Girl, reads a lot, has no friends, Rouge's Cousin
Darklin: Goth Girl, never listens, Shadow's sister
Rouge: Pretty Girl, Shadow's Girlfriend
Shadow: Silent Boy, Rouge's Boyfriend
Sonic: Annoying Kid, Zalara's Cousin, Hates Venom
Amy: Annoying as heck kid, likes Sonic
Tikal: Likes Knuckles, Kind kid
Knuckles: Bully wannabe, Wants to be mga kaibigan with Mars
Death: School Jerk, has no friends
Cynthia: School beauty, man's lady!, Mars' Girlfriend
Mars: School Bully, Cynthia's boyfriend
Zalara: Popular Girl, Sonic's Cousin
Venom: Silent Girl, reads a lot, has no friends, Rouge's Cousin
Darklin: Goth Girl, never listens, Shadow's sister
Rouge: Pretty Girl, Shadow's Girlfriend
Shadow: Silent Boy, Rouge's Boyfriend
Sonic: Annoying Kid, Zalara's Cousin, Hates Venom
Amy: Annoying as heck kid, likes Sonic
Tikal: Likes Knuckles, Kind kid
Knuckles: Bully wannabe, Wants to be mga kaibigan with Mars
Death: School Jerk, has no friends