(WOAH WAT. :U Yes i'm bored. So all the smart peeps in TGOL get a story. TAKE THAT BROTHER.)
Conner's POV:
I've never liked stories, much less one's like this.
People look down at me, but what they see is so little. I
may be eleven, but I know madami then you'll ever
understand. But before I tell you my tell, listen close, and
take my payo sa pamamagitan ng heart. Don't trust him. Don't trust
Drake....
It all started one hot day, my father had come
back from the bank. But I felt something wrong. Very
wrong. My father was always a calm guy, but today,
he had the most worried face I've ever seen.
"Hey, dad....what's wrong?" I got up and left my
homework on the sopa susunod to my sweet little sister
Connie, who sa pamamagitan ng now, was almost as worried as I was.
"They robbed the bank..." He sinabi as he stared at
the floor. "I saw who did it but...if I say anything, they'll
kil-" He stopped and looked at Connie and me. And I
knew why.
Connie has a very serious illness. She can't do
much without her meds, if she tried to even pick up
something heavy, she could become unconscious.
He didn't want to worry me and Connie.
He left to the kusina where my mother was. Connie
looked at me, she may only be 6, but she wasn't
stupid. We where always different from other kids.
I listened to them talk in the kitchen. And that's when
I heard my mother begin to cry. I never liked it when
she cried.
I was a big brother now. I could just let this happen. I
had to get my sister her medicines, and no can stop
me.
So right then I dashed out the door, my homework
dropped to the floor.
As I ran faster and faster, I came up with a song in
my head. It's what I did when things like this
happened. He got me motivated, pumped, he made
my veins working harder. I'm one of the fastest
runners you'll see, I already Nawawala sight of tahanan a long
time ago.
The tune in my head got stronger and stronger with
each step I took.
There was no stopping me now. Not now.
I ran to the field where I worked during the summer.
Asked the owner if he'd let me work for pay again.
And of course, he sinabi yes.
When the buwan was done, everything was normal.
I had worked so much, I had to stay up late to do
homework. My parents told me I didn't have to do all
this, but I knew I had to. The thought of my sister
without her medicines scared me. I just wouldn't be
able to watch her suffer.
Mouths past and everything was normal....Until, that
fateful araw came. The araw that changed my life.
(DAH! I SWEAR IT'LL BE LONGER susunod TIME!)
Conner's POV:
I've never liked stories, much less one's like this.
People look down at me, but what they see is so little. I
may be eleven, but I know madami then you'll ever
understand. But before I tell you my tell, listen close, and
take my payo sa pamamagitan ng heart. Don't trust him. Don't trust
Drake....
It all started one hot day, my father had come
back from the bank. But I felt something wrong. Very
wrong. My father was always a calm guy, but today,
he had the most worried face I've ever seen.
"Hey, dad....what's wrong?" I got up and left my
homework on the sopa susunod to my sweet little sister
Connie, who sa pamamagitan ng now, was almost as worried as I was.
"They robbed the bank..." He sinabi as he stared at
the floor. "I saw who did it but...if I say anything, they'll
kil-" He stopped and looked at Connie and me. And I
knew why.
Connie has a very serious illness. She can't do
much without her meds, if she tried to even pick up
something heavy, she could become unconscious.
He didn't want to worry me and Connie.
He left to the kusina where my mother was. Connie
looked at me, she may only be 6, but she wasn't
stupid. We where always different from other kids.
I listened to them talk in the kitchen. And that's when
I heard my mother begin to cry. I never liked it when
she cried.
I was a big brother now. I could just let this happen. I
had to get my sister her medicines, and no can stop
me.
So right then I dashed out the door, my homework
dropped to the floor.
As I ran faster and faster, I came up with a song in
my head. It's what I did when things like this
happened. He got me motivated, pumped, he made
my veins working harder. I'm one of the fastest
runners you'll see, I already Nawawala sight of tahanan a long
time ago.
The tune in my head got stronger and stronger with
each step I took.
There was no stopping me now. Not now.
I ran to the field where I worked during the summer.
Asked the owner if he'd let me work for pay again.
And of course, he sinabi yes.
When the buwan was done, everything was normal.
I had worked so much, I had to stay up late to do
homework. My parents told me I didn't have to do all
this, but I knew I had to. The thought of my sister
without her medicines scared me. I just wouldn't be
able to watch her suffer.
Mouths past and everything was normal....Until, that
fateful araw came. The araw that changed my life.
(DAH! I SWEAR IT'LL BE LONGER susunod TIME!)
clarece: today we are going to cook...bourbon chicken sandwitch well lets get started IN medium skillet over medium heat melt melokoton preseves...
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now or i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT asno asong babae OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that asong babae now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now or i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT asno asong babae OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that asong babae now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
This is actually inspired sa pamamagitan ng an old artikulo I made here about Horn's average day, I remade it and here it is! Enjoy.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt Or Dull Object While Eating mansanas Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return tahanan From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An mansanas Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked Or Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt Or Dull Object While Eating mansanas Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return tahanan From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An mansanas Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked Or Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, YOU LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” sinabi HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
sa pamamagitan ng then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
________________________________________________
Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, YOU LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” sinabi HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
sa pamamagitan ng then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
________________________________________________
Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/