Cody: *sitting in woods, crying*
Duncan: *hears crying* Hello? Who's there?
Cody: *sniffle* D-Duncan?
Duncan: *sees Cody* Sup, little dude? *sits susunod to Cody* Why ya crying?
Cody: I-Iv'e made a t-terrible..... mistake.... *buries face into own knees*
Duncan: Woah... *slowly pats Cody's back* Calm down, little dude......... what happened?
Cody: I can't tell you.
Duncan: Aw, come on, you can tell ol' D your problems.
Cody:..... Promise you won't tell?
Duncan *raises hand as in a pledge* Promise.
Cody: *buries face into knees again* Mh hmn nhmmh...fhmnh... mmmnh.
Duncan: Uh, little dude.... can't here you.
Cody: *forcefully* MH HMN NHMMH FHMNH..... mmmnh.
Duncan: Come on, get your head outta there!
Cody: ME AND NOAH... *realizing volume of voice*..... Me and Noah.... sort of.... um....
Duncan: Are dating? *Cody shakes head sadly* Kissed? *Cody shakes head again* Ooh! Ooh! Are getting MARRIED!
Cody: *stares at Duncan like 'dafuq, dude?!'*
Duncan: Just tell me.
Cody: *sighs...* *whispers into Duncan's ear*
Duncan: *standing up with surprised expression* WOAH!!! WOAH THERE, CODY!!!
Cody: Dude, shut up! I... I just can't believe I did...
Duncan: DUDE!!! HOW COULD- - HOW DO YOU EVEN- - JUST SICK, MAN!! *runs away screaming*
Cody: *runs after Duncan* Duncan! Wait!
Duncan: *running through campground* CODY AND NOAH ARE FU(KING EACHOTHER!!!!!!
Owen: *peeking through doorway* WHAT?!?!
Duncan: *running up to Owen* It's true! Cody told me himself!
Owen: *turns around back into cabin and stares at Noah, who is extremely stunned* Dude..... is he serious?
Noah: *drops book and falls over*
Chris: *stops Duncan* Woah! What's going on?
Duncan: *panting* Cody... and Noah... DID IT! They had s3x!
Cody: *running up to them* Objection!
Chris: WHA- - I- - YOU- - *faints*
Courtney: *hearing what's going on and running up to them* Chris! Is Chris okay?
Duncan: Hey, babe.
Courtney: *slaps Duncan* WHAT THE H3LL IS GOING ON!!!
Duncan: *rubbing cheek* Ow!! And- - Noah and Cody- - *Cody tackles Duncan*
Cody: SHUT UP, DUDE!!!
Courtney: You what? What did you and Noah do?
Cody: *struggling to keep Duncan down* NOTHING!!
Owen: They had s3x!
Courtney: EWWWW!!! THAT IS JUST- - SICK!
Duncan: *managing to slap Cody's hands away* That's what I said!!
Cody: *slapping Duncan* SHUT UP!
*soon the entire people of camp Wawanakwa are in a bilog surrounding Cody*
Heather: Seriously?!
Gwen: WHAT were you THINKING?!?!
*everyone chattering*
A voice: EVERYONE BEEEEE QUIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*everyone is so stunned and the shouts fade into confused murmurs*
*Noah steps pasulong into middle of the crowd*
Noah: Yes. Me and Cody did it. That's because we LIKE EACH OTHER.
*camp murmurs louder*
Trent: But why?
Noah: *turns around and punches Trent* YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH, TRENT! *turns around and kisses Cody*
*a gasp passes over the crowd*
*long pause*
*a click and a flash stop the silence*
Cody: *turns towards where the flash came from, taps foot and crosses arms* Izzy, get out here.
Izzy: *smiling crazy and holding camera* HIIIII! I just KNEW you two liked each other!! And now I have the PROOF!
Noah: *stepping pasulong towards Izzy* Okay, It's bad enough that the whole camp knows... *death glares at Duncan, then turns back to Izzy* but would you really post this on the INTERNET?
Izzy: *quietly* Mmmm..... yes.
Cody: Izzy, please don't!
Izzy: But- - the fans! They need their NoCo!
Owen: *piping up from crowd* I think you mean "cocoa".
Izzy: *rolling eyes* No, Owen, I mean NoCo. kakaw doesn't make sense. NoCo is Noah and Cody's mash-up name!
Heather: I like "Nody" better.
Lindsay: Or "Coah"!
Heather: *nudging Lindsay* No, Lindsay, that's stupid.
Lindsay: Oh.
Izzy: It doesn't matter! But fans go CRAZY over NoCo! They write stories about them, post pics, they do LOTS of things!
Noah: Wait- - stories? About what?
Izzy: About.... you two...
Noah: *grabbing Cody's hand and pushing his way out of the crowd* Lets go see, Cody!
- - - Later - - -
Noah: *on laptop* Cody, Come look at this! There's this whole tagahanga club about us! Listen to this: "Cody blushed and tapped Noah on the shoulder. 'H-Hi, Noah...' he stammered, dragging his foot across the dirt. Noah turned around, realizing it was Cody. 'Cody!' He cried, pressing his lips up against Cody's."
Cody: Woah! Seriously?! *scrolls through article* Holy crap!
Noah: This is.... just...... actually, I'm turned on sa pamamagitan ng this.
Cody:..... I guess I am, too. *looks at Noah*
Noah: *winks*