OCTAVIAN
My name is Octavian. I'm eighteen, and I'm Camp Jupiter's augur. Which means I cut up useless teddy bears and read the will of the gods.
I'm scrawny and pale; and a descendant of Apollo.
I sighed as I walked into Jupiter's Temple, ready to murder the teddy bears that must have nightmares about me. Or so the rumors say.
I grumbled, not in a very good mood as I grabbed some walang tiyak na layunin kulay-rosas teddy bear. You see, I don't just read the messages from the Roman gods in the stuffing of innocent bears; they talk to me. And I am not going crazy. Almost all the augurs have that kinda power.
Anyway, just as I grabbed the teddy bear, a voice in my head shouted, "No, don't do this to me Octavian! I am your...mother?"
My eyes widened, and I muttered, "Mom?"
The teddy madala rolled it's eyes sarcastically. "No, I'm just a teddy bear! Of course I'm your mother you dumb@$$!"
I stared blankly at 'Mom.' Then it hit me. "YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER, YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO BE READ sa pamamagitan ng ME!" I shouted, shoving my ceremonial dagger into Chubby the teddy bear's neck and ripping it open.
"Dude...is that kid crazy?" A voice asked behind me.
"Na, he's far beyond crazy..." a familiar voice said.
I turned around. There was Percy Jackson and his friends, Leo, Jason, Piper, Annabeth, Grover, Hazel, and Frank. "SHUT UP!" I yelled, waving my dagger at Leo, who voiced the question.
"Dude, I am NOT afraid of pale scrawny eighteen taon olds that haven't lifted anything heavier then a teddy bear," Leo said, smirking.
My eyes widen. "OH NO YOU DIDN'T!" I shouted, putting my hands on my hips.
"Um...you look like a girl when you do that..."
I glared at Leo, who was doubled over laughing. "Shut up Flame Boy," I snarled. "I am not THAT scrawny for one; I gained five pounds over the weekend, so now I am ninety pounds total. Second, I do not look like a freaking girl!"
sa pamamagitan ng that time, the rest had left; it was only me and Leo.
"Yeah? I bet the teddy bears have nightmares all the time because you kill their family!"
The boy speaks the truth Sir Moron-I mean Octavian, tiny voices in my head whispered.
"SHUT UP!" I shout to the teddy bears, ripping Chubby open.
"WTF dude? I think you've been hanging out with Dakota too much..." Leo muttered, slowly backing away. After a few steps back, he bolted to the Mess Hall.
As soon as I finished off Chubby the teddy bear, I looked into her stuffing. "Oh, Chubby, dead and fluffy, tell me a prophecy, and I will dispose of you later," I said, staring intently into the stuffing.
"Your foul behavior will be revenged upon. Beware."
I looked up, puzzled. What kind of prophecy was that?! Sighing, I knew the time for a break was due. I had been with the teddy bears for too long.
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"IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY,
GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY,
EVERYBODY'S LOOKIN' pasulong TO THE WEEKEND, WEEKEND,
FRIDAY, FRIDAY,
GETTIN' DOWN ON FRIDAY,
EVERYBODY'S LOOKIN' pasulong TO THE WEEKEND!"
As I sang the last verse, I put shampoo in my hair. Yes, I sing in the shower. Gotta problem with that?
Suddenly, I heard sizzling. What the Pluto? I felt my head, but there was no hair. Rinsing off the shampoo, I thought, What is going on?
I wrapped a towel around my waist and looked in my mirror. My head was bald.
"WTF?!" I screamed, rushing back to my shampoo. WARNING: DO NOT USE. THIS PRODUCT MAKES HAIR FALL OUT. MADE BY: JAMIE THE TEDDY BEAR.
I cursed in Latin. How did Jamie get in my bathroom?
"JAMIE!!" I screamed. There he was, smirking behind me, sitting on the toilet seat.
"Yes, Mr. Moronic Octavian?"
"What the heck did you do to my shampoo?" I screeched."All my hair is gone! It took me three years to grow it out like that!"
"Aww, da poor baby!"
I glared at the teddy bear. "You did NOT just say that."
"Oh, but I did. What are you going to do, tear my apart like you did to Chubby?"
I gave a defeated "Humph," and walked into my room to change into some real clothes. Who did that teddy madala think he was, sabotaging ME?
This was going to be a long day.
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"YO, OCTAVIAN, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR?!"
I turned around and glared. Dakota was stumbling around, screaming walang tiyak na layunin things about no hair.
People started to gather around and point at my bald head. "Where's his hair?" "Dude, Octavian's bald...wtf..."
I ignored them and walked into Jupiter's temple. There, sitting in the corner, was the teddy madala culprates. "WHO REPLACED MY SHAMPOO?" I shouted, glaring at them.
We promised not to tell Sir Moron.
I gritted my teeth. "If you do not tell me, I will personally burn all of you."
"IT WAS PRAETOR PERCY'S IDEA! PLEASE DON'T HURT US!"
I grumbled something about stupid praetors as I walked to the Praetor's houses.
Percy's house this way. ------>
Pounding on the door, I screamed, "PRAETOR JACKSON, WTF DID YOU TELL MY TEDDY BEARS TO DO TO ME?!"
Behind me, clicking was sounded. I turned around. Paparazzi.
"Hello, my name is Debra Waters, would you like to tell us how you got such a fabulous bald head?
Percy POV:
"Dude, look at his face..." Leo muttered. We were all sitting behind a bush, watching Octavian.
His face was priceless.
I grinned. "Price of hair remover - 30 dollars. Price of getting the teddy bears to switch the shampoo - 5 dollars. Octavian's face - priceless," I said, high-fiving my friends.
SOoo, whatcha think? :D
My name is Octavian. I'm eighteen, and I'm Camp Jupiter's augur. Which means I cut up useless teddy bears and read the will of the gods.
I'm scrawny and pale; and a descendant of Apollo.
I sighed as I walked into Jupiter's Temple, ready to murder the teddy bears that must have nightmares about me. Or so the rumors say.
I grumbled, not in a very good mood as I grabbed some walang tiyak na layunin kulay-rosas teddy bear. You see, I don't just read the messages from the Roman gods in the stuffing of innocent bears; they talk to me. And I am not going crazy. Almost all the augurs have that kinda power.
Anyway, just as I grabbed the teddy bear, a voice in my head shouted, "No, don't do this to me Octavian! I am your...mother?"
My eyes widened, and I muttered, "Mom?"
The teddy madala rolled it's eyes sarcastically. "No, I'm just a teddy bear! Of course I'm your mother you dumb@$$!"
I stared blankly at 'Mom.' Then it hit me. "YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER, YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO BE READ sa pamamagitan ng ME!" I shouted, shoving my ceremonial dagger into Chubby the teddy bear's neck and ripping it open.
"Dude...is that kid crazy?" A voice asked behind me.
"Na, he's far beyond crazy..." a familiar voice said.
I turned around. There was Percy Jackson and his friends, Leo, Jason, Piper, Annabeth, Grover, Hazel, and Frank. "SHUT UP!" I yelled, waving my dagger at Leo, who voiced the question.
"Dude, I am NOT afraid of pale scrawny eighteen taon olds that haven't lifted anything heavier then a teddy bear," Leo said, smirking.
My eyes widen. "OH NO YOU DIDN'T!" I shouted, putting my hands on my hips.
"Um...you look like a girl when you do that..."
I glared at Leo, who was doubled over laughing. "Shut up Flame Boy," I snarled. "I am not THAT scrawny for one; I gained five pounds over the weekend, so now I am ninety pounds total. Second, I do not look like a freaking girl!"
sa pamamagitan ng that time, the rest had left; it was only me and Leo.
"Yeah? I bet the teddy bears have nightmares all the time because you kill their family!"
The boy speaks the truth Sir Moron-I mean Octavian, tiny voices in my head whispered.
"SHUT UP!" I shout to the teddy bears, ripping Chubby open.
"WTF dude? I think you've been hanging out with Dakota too much..." Leo muttered, slowly backing away. After a few steps back, he bolted to the Mess Hall.
As soon as I finished off Chubby the teddy bear, I looked into her stuffing. "Oh, Chubby, dead and fluffy, tell me a prophecy, and I will dispose of you later," I said, staring intently into the stuffing.
"Your foul behavior will be revenged upon. Beware."
I looked up, puzzled. What kind of prophecy was that?! Sighing, I knew the time for a break was due. I had been with the teddy bears for too long.
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"IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY,
GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY,
EVERYBODY'S LOOKIN' pasulong TO THE WEEKEND, WEEKEND,
FRIDAY, FRIDAY,
GETTIN' DOWN ON FRIDAY,
EVERYBODY'S LOOKIN' pasulong TO THE WEEKEND!"
As I sang the last verse, I put shampoo in my hair. Yes, I sing in the shower. Gotta problem with that?
Suddenly, I heard sizzling. What the Pluto? I felt my head, but there was no hair. Rinsing off the shampoo, I thought, What is going on?
I wrapped a towel around my waist and looked in my mirror. My head was bald.
"WTF?!" I screamed, rushing back to my shampoo. WARNING: DO NOT USE. THIS PRODUCT MAKES HAIR FALL OUT. MADE BY: JAMIE THE TEDDY BEAR.
I cursed in Latin. How did Jamie get in my bathroom?
"JAMIE!!" I screamed. There he was, smirking behind me, sitting on the toilet seat.
"Yes, Mr. Moronic Octavian?"
"What the heck did you do to my shampoo?" I screeched."All my hair is gone! It took me three years to grow it out like that!"
"Aww, da poor baby!"
I glared at the teddy bear. "You did NOT just say that."
"Oh, but I did. What are you going to do, tear my apart like you did to Chubby?"
I gave a defeated "Humph," and walked into my room to change into some real clothes. Who did that teddy madala think he was, sabotaging ME?
This was going to be a long day.
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"YO, OCTAVIAN, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR?!"
I turned around and glared. Dakota was stumbling around, screaming walang tiyak na layunin things about no hair.
People started to gather around and point at my bald head. "Where's his hair?" "Dude, Octavian's bald...wtf..."
I ignored them and walked into Jupiter's temple. There, sitting in the corner, was the teddy madala culprates. "WHO REPLACED MY SHAMPOO?" I shouted, glaring at them.
We promised not to tell Sir Moron.
I gritted my teeth. "If you do not tell me, I will personally burn all of you."
"IT WAS PRAETOR PERCY'S IDEA! PLEASE DON'T HURT US!"
I grumbled something about stupid praetors as I walked to the Praetor's houses.
Percy's house this way. ------>
Pounding on the door, I screamed, "PRAETOR JACKSON, WTF DID YOU TELL MY TEDDY BEARS TO DO TO ME?!"
Behind me, clicking was sounded. I turned around. Paparazzi.
"Hello, my name is Debra Waters, would you like to tell us how you got such a fabulous bald head?
Percy POV:
"Dude, look at his face..." Leo muttered. We were all sitting behind a bush, watching Octavian.
His face was priceless.
I grinned. "Price of hair remover - 30 dollars. Price of getting the teddy bears to switch the shampoo - 5 dollars. Octavian's face - priceless," I said, high-fiving my friends.
SOoo, whatcha think? :D
Hello this is my first fanfic so go easy on me lol okay well here it goes comment please for feedback
Chapter 1
The Eternal City
I felt cold, it was dark, and i was underwater i
thought wait how can i be underwater for so long then i saw something above the water it look like some kinda dog thing i didn't know what to expect so i went up to the water and saw a lobo then the lobo spoke to me but didn't open her mouth she sinabi "Who are you" i was about to respond normally but i couldn't honestly remember i sinabi to the lobo "i don't know where and i" "your in the eternal city but i don't see how you got in here this city has great defensive pader around it and guards all around" then out of know where an palaso shot straight for my face and i dodged it at the last segundo and sinabi to the lobo "tell the guards to stop" "No you prove your worth here" then out of nowhere i hear a loud growling sound
Chapter 1
The Eternal City
I felt cold, it was dark, and i was underwater i
thought wait how can i be underwater for so long then i saw something above the water it look like some kinda dog thing i didn't know what to expect so i went up to the water and saw a lobo then the lobo spoke to me but didn't open her mouth she sinabi "Who are you" i was about to respond normally but i couldn't honestly remember i sinabi to the lobo "i don't know where and i" "your in the eternal city but i don't see how you got in here this city has great defensive pader around it and guards all around" then out of know where an palaso shot straight for my face and i dodged it at the last segundo and sinabi to the lobo "tell the guards to stop" "No you prove your worth here" then out of nowhere i hear a loud growling sound
Hellllllllooooooo!
JosephineSilver here. As some of you may know, at the moment I have 3 forums going - and they are awesome. Anyway, here are some things that you can expect from me in 2012:
The Final War Trilogy
Okay, this will be the sequel series to my version of the bayani of Olympus, called Camp Half-Blood's Blogs. It will be out sometime in November.
The Olympian Challenge!
Big brother meets HoO. Can read the first chapter now on my pagtitip. of Epic Randomness.
12 things we mmost definitely shouldn't have done.
This will be a forum, based on Ten things I shouldn't have done, a hilarious book I'm reading.
That's all for now.
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya!
JosephineSilver here. As some of you may know, at the moment I have 3 forums going - and they are awesome. Anyway, here are some things that you can expect from me in 2012:
The Final War Trilogy
Okay, this will be the sequel series to my version of the bayani of Olympus, called Camp Half-Blood's Blogs. It will be out sometime in November.
The Olympian Challenge!
Big brother meets HoO. Can read the first chapter now on my pagtitip. of Epic Randomness.
12 things we mmost definitely shouldn't have done.
This will be a forum, based on Ten things I shouldn't have done, a hilarious book I'm reading.
That's all for now.
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya!
i have done too many as olympia. so this isnt in her view
Percy
Percy knew something wasn't right when Olympia dashed up to him .She threw herself at him, screaming ''Percy listen to me! Tartarus is starting a revolution and he has god killing bombs and-''she faltered,overwhelmed sa pamamagitan ng the sudden shock of it.Percy watched as she stumbled, and tore into the lake, past Zeus's Fist ( Aka Poop Pile) and climbed up a puno , Percy knew he should probably tell Chiron, but not now, now he had to tell Annabeth,it was kinda tradition. So, he ran in to the Athena cabin, pulled her aside and told it all.
Percy
Percy knew something wasn't right when Olympia dashed up to him .She threw herself at him, screaming ''Percy listen to me! Tartarus is starting a revolution and he has god killing bombs and-''she faltered,overwhelmed sa pamamagitan ng the sudden shock of it.Percy watched as she stumbled, and tore into the lake, past Zeus's Fist ( Aka Poop Pile) and climbed up a puno , Percy knew he should probably tell Chiron, but not now, now he had to tell Annabeth,it was kinda tradition. So, he ran in to the Athena cabin, pulled her aside and told it all.