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There’s Newfoundland and Labrador,
Saskatchewan, Ontario,
Quebec, Alberta, Manitoba,
New Brunswick and Nova Scotia.

Prince Edward Island’s very small,
but British Columbia tops them all!

[And that's where Vancouver is.]

But… before I finish up my story,
you should know the territories.

There are only three so I’ll be quick,
the Yukon, Northwest, and Nunavut.

If you want to have a ball,
there’s Saskatoon and Montreal.

And if you want to pack your sacks,
we’ll be going off the Halifax.

And if you’re looking for a wife,
be sure to visit Yellowknife.

NATURAL RESOURCES!

Perennial geraniums,
nickel–think uranium,
are filling up my cranium,
the exports that they boast.

Keep going? No? Ingrates.
posted by chel1395
 Trish Gates
Trish Gates
After pagbaba ANOTHER artikulo that hints at Kevin Malone's fiancee, Stacy, not existing, I have decided to prove to the world that not only does she exist, we've seen her. Several times. First of all, the actress who plays her is named Trish Gates. Trish has starred in four Office episodes, however her scenes in "The Dundies" were cut from the original episode. You can see her in "The Dundies" deleted scene where Kevin points out that he brought his fiancee. She is also seen briefly in "Email Surveillance" at Jim's party. We don't see her again until Season 3 in "Phyllis's Wedding." Then, we get another brief glimpse of her in "Cocktails" when the office staff is at Poor Richard's Bar. And then, of course, there is the fact that Kevin brought Stacy's daughter, April, to work in "Take Your Daughter to Work Day." I ask anyone who thinks that Stacy is a figment of Kevin's imagination to please watch the episodes mentioned above. Thank you and good night :)
 Stacy and Kevin at Phyllis's wedding
Stacy and Kevin at Phyllis's wedding
posted by 75Claudia
Jim: Michael has asked Pam and me to hapunan at least 9 times. And every time we’ve been able to get out of it. But I’ve got to give him credit, he got me. Because I’m starting to suspect that there was no assignment from corporate.

That was the first laugh for me. Poor Jim was caught off guard. Michael was very much Michael when he faked the call to corporate. I find it funny that Kevin and Creed seem to buy it without question. lol

This was a great come back episode though I am not sure that I was left wanting madami because it was so long since the last episode or because it was such a...
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 Jenna Fischer
Jenna Fischer
From our first glimpse of her, sitting in reception, Jenna Fischer has portrayed the demure and put-upon Pam Beasley with style, wit and grace. We fell in pag-ibig with her over the first two seasons, but it was in the third that she really shone. From the first episode, as Pam struggled to adjust to her new life as a single girl and a life without Jim, we saw the shy receptionist grow into a confidant woman. While she was exceptional at all times in the third season, there are a few moments where she really proved what an amazing actress she is.

 Pam realizes Karen and Jim are dating
Pam realizes Karen and Jim are dating
Just one...
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posted by ThatDamnLlama
Top 20 Dwight Schrute Quotes:

1. When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
2. I am faster than 80% of all snakes.
3. I don’t care what Jim says, that is not Benjamin Franklin. I am 99% sure.
4. I don’t believe you, continue.
5. Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also,...
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link Review sa pamamagitan ng Connie Norberg

Kevin Malone begins our hilarious episode with his “Kevins Famous Chili” as he walks into the building with his very big pot of homemade chili. With the elevators out of order, he is forced to walk the chili all the way to the office. Unfortunately, he doesn’t make it far before it spills onto the carpeted floor. So he looks around for something to scoop it up with and put back into the pot. Using 2 folders, he slops the now contaminated chili back into the pot, while falling directly into the spill; his suit is covered in chili.

Meanwhile, Michael Scott holds...
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Angela Martin is pretty much my paborito character. As a die-hard Office tagahanga I pag-ibig every single character but Angela comes out on top. I know a lot of you are big fans of Jim, Dwight, and the other "main characters" of the show. So, I am just going to ipakita some reasons why Angela is awesome.

She is one of those that you would just hate if you actually knew her.
Okay, this is my worst reason but it works. Obviously, many of the Office characters are
like this. But that's what make those characters hilarious. If I knew an Angela I would probably not be Pagsulat why she was awesome. So, yeah...
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I always considered myself a different kind of girl. Mostly because I always got treated differently, sa pamamagitan ng my family, sa pamamagitan ng my peers and even my teachers. When I was younger, I always felt like the outsider; the one no one would ever listen to or understand, always ignored, always picked last for a game, ridiculed in anything I sinabi and did, with no one ever giving me a chance to ipakita my full potential.

I was the odd one. I was a black sheep. I know a thing or two about how it feels to be the butt of a joke, being at the mercy of those people called “popular” and “normal”. Too bad all those...
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ON THE COVER: Amy Ryan
November 2, 2008

In this week’s Page Six Magazine – Amy Ryan talks about what it takes to be famous and how a guest stint on The Office may be just what the actress needs to catapult her to stardom – and allow her to live happily ever after.

On her role in The Office:
“I think it’s one of the funniest shows on TV. I felt so lucky to go [to work and] laugh my head off. I’ve been guaranteed to screw up at least three takes a day, ruining my makeup in the process sa pamamagitan ng crying with laughter – that’s now funny the cast is.”

On being ready for the spotlight:
“I...
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posted by jameswilson
This isn't a wordy artikulo as much as it's just a little collection of pictures from the past seasons. I'm not going into my what I like and don't like about the changes Pam has gone through throughout the ipakita (some I really like and some I don't so much), but it's cool to look back either way!
Things to note: her hair, makeup, clothes - plus the background and location of the interviews! It's fun to see the different set ups throughout the years!

My final three comments:
1) I hope you enjoy
2) Pam's the best
3) Comments/thoughts welcomed!
 "Pilot" 1x01
"Pilot" 1x01
 "The Dundies" 2x01
"The Dundies" 2x01
 "Gay Witch Hunt" 3x01
"Gay Witch Hunt" 3x01
 "Fun Run" 4x01
"Fun Run" 4x01
 "Weight Loss" 5x01
"Weight Loss" 5x01
 "Gossip" 6x01
"Gossip" 6x01
 "Nepotism" 7x01
"Nepotism" 7x01
 "The List" 8x01
"The List" 8x01
This is a completely factual and accurate genealogical account of the Schrute family line. It is based on first hand information from Dwight Kurt Schrute, obtained during the filming of a documentary. The names, dates, locations and all other information may be made up, but the rest is the absolute truth.
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Effie Margaret Elderstein was the only child of wealthy German factory owners. She was a quiet and plain young woman, who had many suitors, but little interest in any of them. When...
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I know this writer's strike is devastating to most fans of The Office as it means that production for the 4th season has been shut down, but it is important that the writers of such an amazing ipakita are fairly compensated for their talent.

NBC has episodes of The Office on their website for free (but with ads) and on DVD. However, the writers aren't paid for these massive sales.

Most of you are probably vowing to never buy another DVD or watch another free episode, and that does help, but what I think we should all do is write in to the people who are keeping us from watching one of the best shows...
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posted by powerhour
Hello Office fans!

I just finished up making an Office: Power oras video. What is a power oras you may ask? It's 60 shots of serbesa in an hour. For a video power oras such as this, there are 60 one minuto clips from the Office seasons 1-6. After each clip, a screen is shown to remind you to drink the shot of beer. sa pamamagitan ng the end, you should have drank between 5 to 7 beers depending how full you fill your shot glass. Pretty simple, eh?

So grab some friends, some beer, the video, and a shot glass for each person playing. Fill your shot glass with serbesa and prepare to play. Further directions are outlined at the beginning of the video.

Because the Office is copyrighted, I obviously can't just post this anywhere - which is why it's a torrent. If you don't know how to use bittorrent, google it. If you do, please proceed to my site to find the iugnay to download. Don't forget to seed please!


www.happypowerhouring.com


From one tagahanga to another, hope you enjoy.
 Gallery Form - Best For Finding A Particular Scene
Gallery Form - Best For Finding A Particular Scene
The following is a listahan of websites where you can find The Office screencaps.

For those unfamiliar with the terms found below: "Gallery Form" means the site has posted their screencaps in a form where you can view all of the sombrero without downloading (see image on right), but if you want to save an image, you must do so one sa pamamagitan ng one. "Zip File Form" means the site has saved all the screencaps in one file and you can download them all to your computer. The Gallery Form works best if you are just looking for one specific scene. The screencaps listed as "HDTV" were capped in high definition and are...
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 Dwight, my paborito character
Dwight, my favorite character
As we all know the office is one of the funniest shows in telebisyon (if not the funniest) I decided to make a tuktok 10 of my paborito characters. sa pamamagitan ng the way this is from 1 being my paborito and 10 being my least paborito of the ten.

1. Dwight
Dwight believes everything anyone says and takes everyone really seriously when it's clearly a joke. As well I like how he is a super nerd. Nerds are just funny to me for some reason.
2. Andy
Although Dwight is mapait enemy with Andy and I did hate how he got rid of Dwight but I still pag-ibig how he can make awesome catchphrase for example dawsome,Beer me,sorry...
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Ah Ha! I was taking screen shots of the Diversity araw episode and I found the Dunder Mifflin Mission Satement on an easel in the background when Kevin is imitating the Chris Rock routine. I may be the only one who finds this interesting, but I made out what it said! The following is the official Dunder Mifflin Mission Statement!

Mission Statement
Dunder Mifflin Incorporated provides its customers quality office and information technology products, furniture, printing values and the expertise required for making informed buying decisions. We provide out products and services with a dedication to the highest degree of integrity and quality of customer satisfaction, developing long-term professional relationships with employees that develop pride, creating a stable working environment and company spirit.
Summary: In ‘Night Out’ we heard that Michael has been going on some really bad dates, but we didn’t get to see them. Thankfully, I happen to know one of the cameramen and he let me watch footage from three of Michael’s dates. The following is a transcription of the video for your pagbaba pleasure. :D

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DATE #1

(Michael is standing outside Poor Richards)

Michael: (to the camera) So, this is my first real petsa since Jan and I broke up. Her name is Helen and she’s the daughter...
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Update: Some of you may have missed it, but the winners of the contest were posted last week in the comments. They are:
Haiku Category: moradik1
Limerick Category: WorshipDwight
All-Around Office Poet: Temptasia
(we were able to offer a 3rd prize!)

Details of the winners are found below in the comments section.

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Hey all you Office fans. With the release of the Season 3 DVD set and the coming one-hour premiere of Season 4 on link, we thought it would be fun to hold a little contest. What better way to celebrate the witty, profound...
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posted by yoyoder
So, I know all you guys know all this stuff but I had to write a paper in English about something walang tiyak na layunin and I was like The Office! So I'm just putting this up here for fun and this spot is going pretty slow and all the artikulo are old anyway.

The Office is a mockumentary, which means it acts like a documentary with the cameramen being a real presence in the show, but the episodes are still scripted and have actors. It focuses on the company Dunder Mifflin that sells paper, and madami specifically on the workers at the Scranton branch. One of the reasons The Office is so great is how you could...
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posted by sandyboard93
On the forums I have been hearing a lot of anti-James Gunn comments. Yes, we all know John Krasinski is a lot cuter than James Gunn and yes, it would be very cute if John and Jenna were indeed dating. But in reality James and Jenna have been together for a long time and it would be unrealistic to have hopes that Jenna will divorce the dork an go for the hunk.

James Gunn and Jenna Fischer have been happily married since fall of 2000, about a taon before Jenna even started working with John. I think what most people are missing here is that actors DO have lives other than the lives in their hit...
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