It presents itself in a mild to serious case of obsessive behaviour. Those infected are known to spend hours every araw on web sites, trying to satisfy their hunger for madami Office news. Withdrawal results in daydreaming, the inability to concentrate, and restless behaviour. Officeonitis can affect anyone, and there have been cases reported of Officeonitis in children as young as 2. Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
1. A squeal of delight whenever the petsa of April 10, 2008 is mentioned.
2. Beginning every tanong asked with the word "Question."
3. Shouting the words "That's what she said!" after any statement that could be considered a sexual innuendo.
4. Incessant giggles upon hearing any of the following words: "bears," "beets," or "Battlestar Galactica"
5. The attempt to master the art of putting a stapler in Jello.
6. The inability to eat siksikan without swooning and/or sighing with happiness.
If you or someone you know has displayed any of the symptoms, well, it's too late: you cannot be saved. However, doctors are begging everyone infected to keep to themselves and to avoid at all costs spreading Officeonitis to their friends, families, and walang tiyak na layunin strangers on the street.
Please: beware. Because once you've caught it, there's no going back.
Officeonitis: have you been infected?
