The scene opens up to ipakita a scene of a beautiful canyon, waterfalls, greenery, and many wildlife frolicking around blissfully.

“Ah, the beauty of America, pride, joy, freedom, and prosperity.” A voice says off screen as a scene of a large bus suddenly comes into view and Chris pops his head up in front of the camera with his big cheesy grin. “But forget all of that! We got a ipakita to do!”

Scene changes to Chris standing on tuktok of the very large silver tour bus with the Total Drama Road Trip logo painted onto the side of it. “Welcome one and all to Total Drama Road Trip! The susunod season in the most awesome reality telebisyon series in history. I’m the host with the most Chris McClean here and boy do we have a good one this time.”

Suddenly Chris is seen in the driver’s upuan of the bus inside with Chef susunod to him in the passenger upuan with a very large map in front of him nearly blocking his view. “This time, 12 insane contestants ranging from normal to downright loony will battle it out across the U.S. for the million dollar prize. Each area we stop in will consist of a challenge, each challenge being madami grueling, endurance challenging, stomach wrenching, and hilarious than the last. Well…hilarious for me that is.” Chef rolls his eyes at this and starts to crumble the map up and toss it out the window.

“So, who will win the million dollars this time? And who will get the boot first? Find out right here, right now on TOTAL DRAMA ROAD TRIP!” Chris yells as the intro starts.

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Soon the scene re-opens to ipakita Chris standing in front of the tour bus at an airport as a greyhound bus begins to drive up slowly and stops. “Well it looks like our first contestants have finally arrived, it’s about time. The madami time we spend here the less we spend torturing them.” Chris says as suddenly a girl with long brown hair with some going over her green eyes, kulay-rosas stockings and denim shorts walks up to him. “Hey, um, who are you talking to?” Morgyn asks looking at a frustrated Chris.

“Oh well look who it is, everyone welcome Morgyn, one of our vic- I mean contestants of the new season!” Morgyn hears him and just waves at the camera as she walks susunod to the tour bus. Another girl soon walks out of the bus with a DS in her hands, hardly paying attention to her surroundings, causing her to trip down the steps and land face first on the ground. “Watch it, will you!” Jade, a punk looking girl with a black t-shirt and pitch black hair going down her face with a buzz cut in the back says as she simply walks over her.

“Ow.” the gamer girl mutters simply pulling herself up.

“And please welcome, Jade and Sayu!” Chris states as Jade spits on the ground and continues walking. Morgyn rushes up to her putting her hand out. “Hey there, I’m Morgyn.” She says cheerfully.

“Yeah, and I…don’t care.” Jade says walking passed her.

“Oooh, sassy, I like it.” Chris says as another girl with a gitara case on her back suddenly rushes off the bus to the help Sayu. “Oh my gosh, Sayu are you alright?” Riley asks frantically pulling her friend up. She then shoots a glare at Jade as a German man runs off the bus behind them all now in a camouflage shirt, and kaki shorts with black boots on.

“Eins, Zwei, Drei!” He counts in German before coming to a halt in front of Chris. “Karl! What’s up jarhead?” He asks smugly as Karl gives a salute. “Karl reporting for duty sir.” He says as suddenly a girl comes up from behind him giggling. “Silly boy.” Flo says smiling with her long dark red hair and white sando with a purple lace.

Karl smiles at her and walks over with her to the Total Drama Tour Bus.

“Well looks like the first half of our lucky contestants is here. Chef, ipakita them where they will be staying.” Chris says as suddenly Chef comes sa pamamagitan ng with a large bulldozer about to run them over, forcing them all to run inside the bus.

“What the hell’s your problem Chris!?” Jade screams inside of the bus.

“Hey! If you watch the ipakita you should expect this kind of treatment.” Chris responds as another Greyhound bus rolls up to the airport. A short blonde boy with an kahel button sando and green jeans walks off the bus applying hand sanitizer on as he stares up at the large bulldozer. “What’s up with the dozer?” Oliver asks as a taller girl with long blonde hair, long sleeve black sando and jeans comes rushing off the bus slapping mud onto the back of his head.

“ARGH! Darn it Lynette!” Oliver yells as Lynette rushes off laughing her head off as Oliver furiously wipes at his head.

“Oliver, Lynette! Glad you could make it.” Chris says as if he had evil intentions in the back of his mind…which he usually does.

Just then, another girl comes slowly walking off the bus with a glare in her sunglasses. Her long raven hair flutters about her red tube top. “Hmmm.” She wonders to herself as she slides her sunglasses off and flips her hair before walking off but the silent air of her arrival was broken when a very enthusiastic girl shoots up from behind her.

“Tracey! Ya biatch! You didn’t wake me up before we got here like I asked!” Nya yells with her kahel ands brown cat ears drooping.

Tracey sighs and rolls her eyes as she walks to the tour bus with Chris standing at the door to greet them. “Well if it isn’t Nya and Tracey, the final two to arrive.” Chris says as Tracey walks past him. “Yeah, yeah whatever, can we please just get this over with?” Tracey says slamming the door shut as she and Nya walk in causing it to slam against Chef’s fingers. He stands there stunned for a while before squealing and slowly prying his fingers from the door.

Chris stands up in front of everyone as they stand in the center of the bus now. “Welcome everyone to Total Drama Road Trip! Since I know you all have already watched our ipakita there isn’t much explanation to be done but just for safety measures. This season we will be traveling all around the U.S of A in the tour bus. Each stop will consist of a challenge corresponding to where we are. The losers of each challenge will be sent..” Before he finishes, Chris pulls a remote out his pocket and presses the large red button on it as suddenly the walls in the back of the bus fold in. One of them lands on Morgyn as her arm is seen sticking out from under the wall. The rest of the bus lays out with a large 3 layer bench, podium, and fireplace in the center.

Chris spins the remote on his finger and blows on the end as if it were a new gun. “The elimination ceremony. Beautiful what government funds can buy ain’t it?” He says smugly as he puts the remote away and the back of the bus goes back to normal. Morgyn pushes herself backup with her hair a mess now. “Ugh! Thanks for not realizing I was missing guys.”

“You’re welcome.” Tracey says as Morgyn grits her teeth.

“If you ever need to get something off your chest.” Suddenly the scene changes to Chris in a bathroom with a camera in front of him. “Then say it here, in the privacy of the confessionals.”

“Now to create the teams. When I call your name stand susunod to the flag with a picture of a tumbleweed on it in the front of the bus.” Chris pulls a rolled up listahan out his back pocket as he started to read names off of it.”

“Morgyn.”

“Sayu.”

“Oliver.”

“Flo.”

“Lynette.”

“…and Jade.”

Chris finishes as the six contestants walk to the front of the bus. “You are now known as the Tumbling Weeds! “ Chris yells.

“Uhm, we’re weeds?” Flo asks giving the eyebrow.

“Yeah you’ll get used to it, everyone else go to the flag with the picture of a rock because you are now the Rolling Stones!”

“Why do they get to be stones!?” Morgyn argues as Sayu is too busy on her DS to care.

“Can I please trade places, I don’t think Lynette should be on this team!” Oliver whines as Tracey just stares at the arguing team.

Tracey Confessionals: “If this is what we have to deal with on this show, it’s not going to be difficult to break everyone apart.”

Nya Confessionals: “Oh my god, I can’t believe I’m actually her eon Total Drama doing my first confessional! Ok, what should I confess? Oh! Oh! One time I got so drunk at a party I vomited all over the DJ and wet myself!”

Oliver Confessionals: Oliver is sitting on a large toilet upuan cover. “If you didn’t notice already, me and Lynette don’t really get along very well, her nature, and my cleanliness, it’s a total yin-yang. There’s no way I can have her on my team!”

Karl Confessionals: “Haha! While the weeds are busy bickering with each other, my squad remains in tact. With the only one here with military training, this’ll be easy to crush the competition.”

Sayu Confessionals: Sayu sits on the toilet playing her DS as laser and explosion noises are heard coming from the hand held system.

“Well maggots looks like our team is as rugged as the ground we walk on, I think I can safely assume that it’ll stay like this.” Karl says as everyone looks at each other. Riley stares off at the other team seeing Sayu.

Riley Confessionals: “No! Me and Sayu are the bestest of friends! We can’t be apart like this…I’ll get hives.”

Pretty soon the bus engine purrs as it signals the take off. The bus starts to zoom off down the road at dangerous speeds.
“Chef! Watch what you’re doing! This is a fifty thousand dollar tour bus!” Chris yells at Chef who leaves a trail of flames from behind the bus.

“I know what I’m doin’!” Chef snaps back as pretty soon they reach pass city limits.

“Well now that we’re finally on the road what kind of calamity can we cook up on our first stop in…DA DA DA DAAA! The Golden Gate Bridge!” Chris yells as the bus stops right at the entrance of the tall bridge.

“…Seriously?” Tracey says as the screen goes blank and credits roll.