Kenny rogers: Hi my name is kenny rogers and welcome to my reality ipakita bitches!!
Duncan: not another one dammit
Kenny rogers: shut up its my ipakita *throws bottle at duncan, misses and hits harold*
Harold: ahhh not again
Kenny rogers: sorry jimmy
Harold: its harold
Kenny rogers: what ever bobby
*camera goes to the studio*
Kenny rogers: on our last episode courtney got fired
Duncan: unfairly
Gwen: when has any of these shows been fair
Duncan: oh yeah
Kenny rogers: on this episode were going to do stuff
Cody: yay stuff
Heather: are we gonna get hurt
Kenny rogers: thats what it sinabi in the contracts ha ha *throws bottle at harold*
Harold: *dodges* ha
Kenny rogers: *hits harold with bat* ok your susunod challange is in the park so meet me there in 10 minutes
Harold: oh my ribs
*camera goes to team magical's hotel*
Izzy: I want to be in this challange
Owen: me too I hope he doesnt ban me again
Heather: we need to win again in this challange
Izzy: yeah
*camera goes to duncans room*
Duncan: uy you look nice
????: yeah i know
Duncan: dont worry I wont let them kick you off this episode
????: sure only if we dont win
Duncan: yeah
*camera goes to Team uno's hotel*
Cody: courtney is gone we need to win
Alejandro: i know have you seen gwen
Cody: no she left like 10 minutos ago
Alejandro: she is up to some thing
Harold: I hope I dont get KO'd again
*at the park*
Kenny rogers: todays challange is wait for it, wait for it
Kenny rogers: hold on I gotta go take a s***
Kenny rogers: *runs to porta potty*
Kenny rogers: *comes back 1 oras later* Im ok
Duncan: so what are we doing
Kenny rogers: some Jackass challanges like bat fetching 500 and pepper spray fights
Owen: pepper spray sounds tasty
Kenny rogers: *sprays owen with pepper spray*
Owen: I was wrong horribly wrong *on the ground pain*
Kenny rogers: its goinge to be cody and alejandro vs. Duncan and Owen in the bat fetcher 500
Owen: ok what do we do
Cody: yeah
Kenny rogers: ok stand over there and wait for my directions
Gwen: this cant be good
Heather: oh yeah
Kenny rogers: Im gonna chuck these bats at you and you have to dodge them and the last man standing wins
Cody: what
Kenny rogers: *throws bat at cody's face*
Cody: *gets hit right in the nose* Ughh *falls over out cold*
Kenny rogers: ok team uno has one left standing
Owen: your insane
Kenny rogers: *throws bat at owen* and your next
Owen: *gets hit in the ribs* ahh
Kenny rogers: *chucks madami bats at them*
Alejandro: *takes a bat to the Kiwi's* ahhh *falls over*
Kenny rogers: are you still alive
Alejandro: yeah im ok
Duncan: Are you ok *takes a bat to the back of the head* ughh pie!! *falls over out cold*
Kenny rogers: ok challange over its going to be Alejandro vs. Owen in pepper spray combat
Alejandro: not my face
Owen: I think my ribs are broken
Kenny rogers: now as a bonus last episode team magical won so some one on team uno has to get nagyelo yogurt dumped on there head
Kenny rogers: and the lucky victim is gwen
Gwen: what im lactose intolerant *starts to run*
Harold: *dumps yogurt on gwen* ha
Gwen: you ass
Harold: ha ha ahhh *gets hit sa pamamagitan ng bottle*
Kenny rogers: HA HA HA
Heather: ha you look good gwen
Gwen: aghh *tackles heather*
Kenny rogers: *yells* fight fight
Gwen: *gets up* lets get to the susunod challange
Kenny rogers: ok alejandro vs. owen
Alejandro: *grabs pepper spray* lets go tubby
Owen: what did you call me *grabs pepper spray*
Kenny rogers: GO!!!
*Alejandro and Owen tackle each other and spray each other with the pepper spray for like 5 minutes*
Kenny rogers: this is getting boring im gonna make it interesting
Kenny rogers: Izzy get the cattle prods
Izzy: yes sir *gets cattle prods and throws them into the fight*
*alejandro and owen shock each other at the same time and owen hits the ground first*
Kenny rogers: ok the winning team is team uno
Kenny rogers: so team magical I will meet you at the camp apoy tonight
*at team magicals hotel*
????: your team lost
Duncan: I know but I wont get voted out
????: are you sure
Duncan: yeah we know who were voting out
*at the camp fire*
Kenny rogers: you may cast your vote
*camera goes to the voting booth*
Duncan: Geoff
Heather: Duncan
Izzy: Geoff
Owen: Geoff
Geoff: Owen
*camera goes to the camp fire*
Kenny rogers: OK the loser is *looks around*
Geoff: oh come on tell us who lost
Kenny rogers: *smashes geoff of the head with bottle* your the weakest link so get off my island
*at team uno's hotel*
Cody we won tonight but were watching gwen she is up to some thing
Gwen: *walks in* uy whats up
Cody: nothing
*credits role*
Duncan: not another one dammit
Kenny rogers: shut up its my ipakita *throws bottle at duncan, misses and hits harold*
Harold: ahhh not again
Kenny rogers: sorry jimmy
Harold: its harold
Kenny rogers: what ever bobby
*camera goes to the studio*
Kenny rogers: on our last episode courtney got fired
Duncan: unfairly
Gwen: when has any of these shows been fair
Duncan: oh yeah
Kenny rogers: on this episode were going to do stuff
Cody: yay stuff
Heather: are we gonna get hurt
Kenny rogers: thats what it sinabi in the contracts ha ha *throws bottle at harold*
Harold: *dodges* ha
Kenny rogers: *hits harold with bat* ok your susunod challange is in the park so meet me there in 10 minutes
Harold: oh my ribs
*camera goes to team magical's hotel*
Izzy: I want to be in this challange
Owen: me too I hope he doesnt ban me again
Heather: we need to win again in this challange
Izzy: yeah
*camera goes to duncans room*
Duncan: uy you look nice
????: yeah i know
Duncan: dont worry I wont let them kick you off this episode
????: sure only if we dont win
Duncan: yeah
*camera goes to Team uno's hotel*
Cody: courtney is gone we need to win
Alejandro: i know have you seen gwen
Cody: no she left like 10 minutos ago
Alejandro: she is up to some thing
Harold: I hope I dont get KO'd again
*at the park*
Kenny rogers: todays challange is wait for it, wait for it
Kenny rogers: hold on I gotta go take a s***
Kenny rogers: *runs to porta potty*
Kenny rogers: *comes back 1 oras later* Im ok
Duncan: so what are we doing
Kenny rogers: some Jackass challanges like bat fetching 500 and pepper spray fights
Owen: pepper spray sounds tasty
Kenny rogers: *sprays owen with pepper spray*
Owen: I was wrong horribly wrong *on the ground pain*
Kenny rogers: its goinge to be cody and alejandro vs. Duncan and Owen in the bat fetcher 500
Owen: ok what do we do
Cody: yeah
Kenny rogers: ok stand over there and wait for my directions
Gwen: this cant be good
Heather: oh yeah
Kenny rogers: Im gonna chuck these bats at you and you have to dodge them and the last man standing wins
Cody: what
Kenny rogers: *throws bat at cody's face*
Cody: *gets hit right in the nose* Ughh *falls over out cold*
Kenny rogers: ok team uno has one left standing
Owen: your insane
Kenny rogers: *throws bat at owen* and your next
Owen: *gets hit in the ribs* ahh
Kenny rogers: *chucks madami bats at them*
Alejandro: *takes a bat to the Kiwi's* ahhh *falls over*
Kenny rogers: are you still alive
Alejandro: yeah im ok
Duncan: Are you ok *takes a bat to the back of the head* ughh pie!! *falls over out cold*
Kenny rogers: ok challange over its going to be Alejandro vs. Owen in pepper spray combat
Alejandro: not my face
Owen: I think my ribs are broken
Kenny rogers: now as a bonus last episode team magical won so some one on team uno has to get nagyelo yogurt dumped on there head
Kenny rogers: and the lucky victim is gwen
Gwen: what im lactose intolerant *starts to run*
Harold: *dumps yogurt on gwen* ha
Gwen: you ass
Harold: ha ha ahhh *gets hit sa pamamagitan ng bottle*
Kenny rogers: HA HA HA
Heather: ha you look good gwen
Gwen: aghh *tackles heather*
Kenny rogers: *yells* fight fight
Gwen: *gets up* lets get to the susunod challange
Kenny rogers: ok alejandro vs. owen
Alejandro: *grabs pepper spray* lets go tubby
Owen: what did you call me *grabs pepper spray*
Kenny rogers: GO!!!
*Alejandro and Owen tackle each other and spray each other with the pepper spray for like 5 minutes*
Kenny rogers: this is getting boring im gonna make it interesting
Kenny rogers: Izzy get the cattle prods
Izzy: yes sir *gets cattle prods and throws them into the fight*
*alejandro and owen shock each other at the same time and owen hits the ground first*
Kenny rogers: ok the winning team is team uno
Kenny rogers: so team magical I will meet you at the camp apoy tonight
*at team magicals hotel*
????: your team lost
Duncan: I know but I wont get voted out
????: are you sure
Duncan: yeah we know who were voting out
*at the camp fire*
Kenny rogers: you may cast your vote
*camera goes to the voting booth*
Duncan: Geoff
Heather: Duncan
Izzy: Geoff
Owen: Geoff
Geoff: Owen
*camera goes to the camp fire*
Kenny rogers: OK the loser is *looks around*
Geoff: oh come on tell us who lost
Kenny rogers: *smashes geoff of the head with bottle* your the weakest link so get off my island
*at team uno's hotel*
Cody we won tonight but were watching gwen she is up to some thing
Gwen: *walks in* uy whats up
Cody: nothing
*credits role*
(at the grave yared)
chirs:frist bone go's toooo jakki andrea mallory
samantha samantha rollings sara ashley suna dustin rose lynn anacpriana sara kristing amy kenya the last one go's to blaze im sorry chelsea
chelsea:thats ok
tak:bye chelsea (and gives her a hug)
chelsea:bye tak
(after the show)
lucas:i have no idea you sing good
tak:thanxs
chirs:will tak and lucas be madami than friends
both:HEY
chirs:and will everyone die on this ipakita find out susunod time on total drama goth vs emo
chirs:frist bone go's toooo jakki andrea mallory
samantha samantha rollings sara ashley suna dustin rose lynn anacpriana sara kristing amy kenya the last one go's to blaze im sorry chelsea
chelsea:thats ok
tak:bye chelsea (and gives her a hug)
chelsea:bye tak
(after the show)
lucas:i have no idea you sing good
tak:thanxs
chirs:will tak and lucas be madami than friends
both:HEY
chirs:and will everyone die on this ipakita find out susunod time on total drama goth vs emo
chris:your challangee:
(he threw everyone off the boat)
kari spit water out of her mouth.
phil screamed:SHARK!!!!
trent was grabbed sa pamamagitan ng the shark.
(kari gasped for air and went down to go save him she beat up the shark)
and she pulled unconicous trent up.
kari:someone bring trent to land!
duncan took him and brought him to land,and kari preformed cpr on him.
trent gasped for air and kari and trent hugged.
duncan:oh great there goes our cruise!
chris had the bangka to himself.
everyone:no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(he threw everyone off the boat)
kari spit water out of her mouth.
phil screamed:SHARK!!!!
trent was grabbed sa pamamagitan ng the shark.
(kari gasped for air and went down to go save him she beat up the shark)
and she pulled unconicous trent up.
kari:someone bring trent to land!
duncan took him and brought him to land,and kari preformed cpr on him.
trent gasped for air and kari and trent hugged.
duncan:oh great there goes our cruise!
chris had the bangka to himself.
everyone:no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!