Twilight Fanfiction Article: Cullen Instant Messaging Chapter 3: YODA!

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Cullen Instant Messaging Chapter 3: YODA!

posted by alice_cullen_12

IM-ing

i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND: Bella
i_luv_my_bella: Edward
i_c_ur_future: Alice
blood_12: Jasper (thanks 4 new u-name ideas, guys!)
FIGHT_FIGHT_FIGHT: Emmett
blondie_123: Rosalie
Dr_vamp_man: Carlisle
mrs_c_cullen: Esme
nessie_is_beautiful: Jacob
imprinted_by_jakey: Renesmee (Nessie)
i_am_pretty,i_am

mrs_c_cullen is signing on
Dr_vamp_man is signing on

mrs_c_cullen: OMC! OMC! OMC! Honeybuns, that was amazing!

Dr_vamp_man: I know! I can't believe I never thought of Doing It on a hospital bed!

mrs_c_cullen_: Oh yes.

imprinted_by_jakey is signing on

imprinted_by_jakey: OH, EWW! Grandma, Grandpa!

mrs_c_cullen: Oh dear! I'm guessing she's had The Talk.

Dr_vamp_man: Changing the subject! How bout' them Red Sox?

i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND is signing on
i_luv_my_bella is signing on
i_c_ur_future is signing on
blood_23 is signing on
FIGHT_FIGHT_FIGHT is signing on
blondie_123 is signing on
nessie_is_beautiful is signing on

i_luv_my_bella: Hello!

i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND: Waz Up! Alice, I heard Saks is having a sale.

i_c_ur_future: I'm not falling for that again.

blood_23: They actually just raised their prices 75 percent!

FIGHT_FIGHT_FIGHT: Nice trick, Bella!

nessie_is_beautiful: Nice!

blondie_123: SHUT UP!

i_am_pretty,i_am is signing on

i_am_pretty,i_am: The force is strong with this one.

Dr_vamp_man: Yoda? Buddy! From college?

i_am_pretty,i_am: 400 years, it has been. Carlisle, your name is?

Dr_vamp_man: Yes! I am Carlisle.

blood_123: OMA! Yoda? kahel Juice.

FIGHT_FIGHT_FIGHT: Prune Juice.

i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND: mansanas Juice.

i_luv_my_bella: limon Juice

i_c_ur_future: ubas Juice.

blondie_123: cranberry Juice

nessie_is_beautiful: dayap Juice.

imprinted_by_jakey: Lemonade.

i_luv_edward_SWITZERLAND: That's not a juice. And why are we saying juices, anyway?

All: Jasper started it!

FIGHT_FIGHT_FIGHT: Why is Yoda here?

i_am_pretty,i_am: cuz i felt like it, u butt!

i_c_ur_future: Dude. Not nice. Where's "force is strong" Yoda?

i_am_pretty,i_am: Mwwwhhaaaaaha! It's me ,Jane, you infantile, idiotic freaks! And limonada is NOT a juice!

All: AHHHH!

i_am_pretty,i_am: Lying, I was. It is the true Jedi master, Yoda!

All: OHHHH! Bye!

THE END! susunod chapter features a celebrity guest! WAS! (wait and see!)

YODA! From bituin Wars! (My bro helped write Yoda's part!)

YODA! From Star Wars! (My bro helped write Yoda's part!)

patrisha727, brooki and 3 others like this

alice_cullen_12 How is it?

Twilight597 lol why all the juice? and i thought lemonade was a juice?

Styfalie Dude! Lemonade is a juice! It's lemon juice but sweetened and sometimes mixed with other juices.... Anyway. Great story. I <3 Yoda! You should have Boba Fette on...he should ask the Cullens to help him find Han Solo! YAY! Peace.

alice_cullen_12 I know it is. Bella doesn't think so!

alice_cullen_12 I don't know who the celeb. guest is! HELP!

alice_cullen_12 twilightchick helped with the celeb guest! Cosmo and Wanda! Going 2 write C4 now!

alice_cullen_12 And someone else! Starts with an s! If you can guess, you get, a prop from me!

twilightchick omg this hilarious haha i now have to go to the bathroom b4 i pee on myself (haha nt literaly) lmao keep writting =)

i_iz_shineh LOL!!!

dangjessica baahahahhaahhahaha i love it!!!!

alice_cullen_12 Thanks!!!

alice_cullen_12 http://xat.com/chat/room/58449569/ If you like cupcakes and/or this story....GO THERE!!!!!!!!!!!! And annoy everyone....they call everyone swears and racial terms....Grr

Sammie96 omg

alice_cullen_12 ??Is it good??

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West Coast Academy Ch9

posted by teamalice_0

Heyo! I thought I might write a chapter or two. I'm also going to write Mary Alice today too.
~teamalice_0~
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I opened my phone...

Dad's party is susunod weekend on the Saturday, If/when I get mga kaibigan invite them to stay at the California home, remind them not to piss off Ace.

I totaly forgot! My dad was having a 'Welcome to California' party in my honor. In California, all my dad's co-workers were going to be there, and their children.

"Hey guys? You you do me a HUGE favor?"

They all nodded, not even hesitating.

"My dad is having a semi-formal 'Welcome...

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West Coast Academy Ch5

posted by teamalice_0

Thank you guys for reading. My head is gushing with ideas for this!Sorry the last one was so short, I'll make this one longer.
teamalice_0
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I looked at Alice worried.

"Don't you like it? What's wrong with it?" She didn't like it.

"Like it? I would steal your room if possible! There's nothing wrong with it it looks like it was out of a magizine!" Oh, she must of liked it then.

I laughed, its been awhile since I did that last. I stopped, then laughed again.

"What?"

"Nothing it feels good to laugh, I haven't tried doing that since..." I froze at the memory....

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a cursed story:chapter 8 & 9!: not a sweet life:(

posted by joe-edwardfan

Chapter 8: not a sweet life
I woke up with Damien's arms tightened around my naked chest.ewww eww eww eww, I swear I’ll kill him! i slid myself out of his grasp and flew to my closet I quietly wore something to escape from him while I was putting on my jeans I was thinking of some place where Damien cant find me, I really couldn’t think of any where so I grabbed my bag and headed to the door hope fully Damien was still sleeping I opened the door and quietly closed it behind me I rushed to my car when jasper interrupted me
-Bella what's wrong? Your so scared and worried.
Not a good timing please...

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secrets chapter 20

posted by bella01

[after the flash back]

i decided to push my power to the limit.i just need to kill darius and everything is going to be fine.no one will hurt my family anymore,that's what's important nothing else.i took a deep breath and gathered all my remaining energy and released it with a blow.

i tried to open my eyes but my eyes have been blinded by the light around me.so i closed my eyes again to shield it from the light.

i think all my senses are gone.because i can't hear anything,feel anything or even smell anything,and i can't get my eyes to open again.it feels like i have been separated from my...

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doubled part 1, 2, and 3

posted by leisha4

okay this storys set between eclipse and breaking dawn. i'd pag-ibig it if madami people to read this so i decided to try to post it on here. please read and if you like it then sumali my spot the link will be in the comments and maybe you could also read my other story on my spot too? thank you.

Doubled part 1
***Bella’s pov***

I don’t know why I agreed to marry Edward, I was terrified of my parent’s reactions but I know I won’t regret it.

I used to think maybe if I had chosen Jacob, my best friend the person that I’d hurt again and again for my own selfish reasons, and the person that was at...

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A CURSED STORY:chapter 2

posted by joe-edwardfan

Chapter 2: the Cullen’s
When I entered, the club my fave song was on so I went and joined the crowed and started dancing with a really cute guy he had blond hair and dark blue eyes that u could swim in them like, forever! We started talking about our past and figured out his name is tom and has two sisters. then I made one up as I did for my school and then he bought me a few dinks after an oras I found myself making out with him I really didn’t like him I just like to spend my time with someone until I break the damn curse and find the one for me, the one that will be my moon and light...

Black Horizon - Part 7 - To Want A Vampire

posted by beccaluv92

*To Want A Vampire*

The air outside was warm and sticky, just like the North Carolina summer should be. I climbed out my window with newly found braveness, stretching my legs down to a puno trunk that looked ten times too small. My vampire courage moved me to the branch where I inched my way to the base of the tree.
This is stupid.
What the hell are you doing Catherine! I yelled at myself.
But I ignored the part of my brain that wanted to go back inside and lay in my warm bed, because that part wasn't nearly as strong as the part that wanted Gregory.
Once on the ground, I set out in a full on sprint....

Black Horizon - Part 6 - Pretend

posted by beccaluv92

*Pretend*

I lay in kama alone that night, staring out my window at the moon. I had to stop because the paleness and elegance of the moon reminded me of Gregory's perfect skin, and his face was already dominating my mind. My every thought was Gregory. How could he expect me to ilipat on and live like nothing had happened tonight? A few hours before he had brought me tahanan he had said, "I wont be far away I promise. You just can't ever see or talk to me." He tried not to look at my eyes, and I know it was because he didn't want to abandon me like this. With that, after being so close to him for 30...

Full Moon Chapter 2. DREAM . . .

posted by twilighter-1

2. DREAM

“BELLA, WAKE UP. . . WAKE UP! IT’S ALREADY 8:30 AM --- YOU’RE GOING TO BE LATE IN school” Charlie sinabi loudly as he woke me. “Hurry up”. I shuddered from his loud voice.

“Yes dad” I sighed. I dreamt of that guy again but still I can’t see his face --- since I was a child, I’m dreaming of him. This horrible dream is never going to be ended.

Facing this new morning, I arrived in school late. You’re really such a klutz Bella, I thought. I felt so cold. It’s raining again. I am wearing thick clothes to keep my body lukewarm....

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secrets chapter 12

posted by bella01

i realize the boy is not a human he is a werewolf.i can't believe it,does every mythical creatures i know live here in forks?before i know it the vision stopped.

{chapter 12}

"hey, miss ,hey"someone shouted at me.

"oh..what?"i asked still can not believe what i saw.

"are you ok?"he asked worried.he have black eyes and hair.

"yes"i said.

"are you sure?"he asked.

"by the way ,my name is jacob black"he said smiling,he gave me a beautiful smile but it did not top edward's smile.wait why am i thinking of him.

"hello jacob i am isabella swan but you can call me bella"; i said also smiling

"are...

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secrets chapter 10

posted by bella01

[while unpacking]

I am absentmindedly arranging my books.I have many books,i pag-ibig reading.actually it takes 4 bib boxes for all of my books.

"you have many books" edward said.that brought me back to reality.

"what?" i asked

"i sinabi you have so many books and it looks like you have a beautiful book collection"he said

"ahhhh......ok" i said

"bella,bella you have so many clothes ,ten boxes so far"alice sinabi while jumping up and down.

"what?!"i asked confused,i told mrs. meyer before i leave not to send all of my clothes.

"we will be best mga kaibigan ,because you are like me i can see it now we will go shopping...

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black moon chap 16

posted by joe-edwardfan

Chapter 16
200 years later
Me and matt traveled the world and had a great time we even met some other covens like the irish coven,the romanian coven and the birago coven we lived with them for 49 years and then took off cause it was getting kind of boring we went to paris and lived there for a cuppel off years then we went to new york,spain,egypt,germany,china,italy we even met the voltury they werent that nice! But kind of kreepy, specialy there hoods!but then we went back to london.
I got off the kama and got dressed matt was sitting on the sopa pagbaba a news paper and watching t.v
-what are...

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black moon chap 14

posted by joe-edwardfan

Chapter 14
Bella pov
Me and matt went tahanan and changed I took out the left ravioly out of the fridge and warmed it up for charlie I went upstaires and fiond matt lying on my kama pagbaba romeo and juliet
-that's one of my faves!
I sat down beside him and read a few pages with him when I heard Charlie's cruiser coming near the house I got up and went down stairs matt followed me he kissed my forehead and went and sat on the sopa turnning on the TV watching baseball ugh! I I don’t get that game and it reminds me of old times.
I ran up stairs and took romeo and juliet and went back down stairs in...

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What Would Have Been Chapter 11

posted by genyva

11. Twinge

He road with me to the Elementary school. He talked about the game and I laughed. He was a great Player, he told me about the scholarship and how it all when away with one spit bone. I got to the school a bit late, Mrs. Martinez eyes Kevin anxiously and she told me about the rose sent to Alison today. I just nodded my head and introduce Aly to Kevin.

“Alison Love, I want you to meet my friend Kevin” I was holding her; she smiled at him and looked at me.

“Hi Kevin” she sinabi in her sweet voice. She would say it to new people and grandpa when she wanted something. I shook my...

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secrets chapter 6

posted by bella01

[EPOV]
"I think she is hiding something from us"Esme said
"What do you mean?"Carlisle asked
"When I lead her to her room and i ask her if she is hungry and we have pagkain downstairs she just laughed"she sinabi confused
"It's like that she didn't believe that there is pagkain here?"Emmett asked,laughing
"Why are we talking about this stupid human?"Rosalie said
"Shut up"Alice sinabi angrily 'who is stupid here?maybe you are talking about yourself'Alice thought
""And she don't want touching her"I said
"And when someone touch her she's always in pain"Jasper said
We stopped talking when we heard a scream from upstairs."She's...

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secrets chapter 5

posted by bella01

We arrive at the house.It's a very big and beautiful house and it is in the middle of the forest.I don't have many bags,just one and my gitara case.I walked towards the house and the door was opened sa pamamagitan ng Edward 'maybe he really is nice'.
"thank you" i sinabi smiling at him."your welcome",he sinabi with a mesmerizing crooked smile.
I walked inside the house with my bag.It;s not heavy because dad's power is helping me.The cullens are in front of me.Then a man and a woman take a step pasulong and i'm guessing is Carlisle and Esme.
"welcome tahanan isbella",esme said."bella",edward corrected.i just smile 'my...

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Into Twilight

posted by teamalice_0

I'm starting a new story, I read something like this off Fanfiction.net. And I desided to do my own little verson of it. Please tell me what you think of it.
thanks!
teamalice_0
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I have loved the Twilight Series ever since they came out. I only wish that it was real, not in a book.

Today was my 17th Birthday. And were were having the 'party'. It was just family so it was small. All traditions were kept, even the singing.

"Cassie! Make a wish!" My annoying brother said, I knew what he wanted. The faster I made my wish, the faster I blew the candels...

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black moon chapter3

posted by joe-edwardfan

(end of chapter 2)
I was in the forest running and I kept falling down trying to chase edward no matter how fast I ran I kept losing him then it started raining I was all wet but I didn’t give up cause I knew if I didn’t chase him my life would be useless I kept running and finally I caught him I went to talk to him but then Jacob came and grabbed me sa pamamagitan ng my wrist and dragged me away from him no matter how hard I hit him he just kept running and saying some nonsense about edward and his family being dangerous. I woke up crying it was 3:00 AM I wanted to sleep but I couldn’t 3 hours passed...

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Forevermore - Chapter 1

posted by Gabstaaa

It happens. There’s no avoiding it. When you can see the darkness coming, there’s nothing you can do rather than lie there helplessly, waiting. Waiting for the torment to end. Then finally, when you know it’s all over, there’s that one sinag of hope willing to take your life back. So you reach out for it, not wanting to loose it. Lock it in a box and throw away the key.
“Charlie how long nakaraan was it when you found her?”
That calm voice echoed around the large puwang in my empty head. The light was fading, seeping out the sides of the box that I locked it in. It was escaping fast and...

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Black Horizon - Part 1 - The Encounter

posted by beccaluv92

*The Encounter*

The blow sent my head spinning off my shoulders it felt, my eyesight turning blury as I fell to the ground. Gravel and dirt breaking my fall as I land hard on my stomach. I lay perfectly still, gritting my teeth to hold back a scream of pain.
I heard voices.
So many voices. Mens voices, all grunting and yelling at eachother right above me. My head ached as I tried desperatly to understand what they were saying.
"... have to kill her now..." one voice announced.
"... too risky... should have been madami careful..." another said, agreeing with the first. My head swam with fear. I didn't...