uy you fucking guys, how the fuck do you make a fucking piece of fucking shit thats so fucking fucked up that is is fucking terrible... Sorry about swearing so much, just that, this katakut-takot na pasta had so much swearing, it must have worn off.... I'm reviewing Conker's Worst balahibo Day..... Fucker....
So, anyway, it starts with this guy.... You know what, before I continue, I want to count down every single cliche for a cursed game. Lets start. This guy played Conker's Bad balahibo araw when he was a kid (1) so, after watching it online, he wants to play it again (2). He goes to every full extent just to play this game (3). He then finds it online with a different pamagat then usual (4). He then plays the game, and it starts with some creepy visuals (5). Wow, were up to 5. Woopity-fucking-do.
So, anyway, Conker swears madami then an immature middle school student. I swear, the word fuck is used madami then an Angry Video Game Nerd episode. So, he then kills Birdie.... the Scarecrow.... he's a character in the game, for all of you who haven't played an N64. Anyway, he kills Birdie in some hyperrealistic blood (6).
After this, Conker then gets ripped to pieces sa pamamagitan ng zombies, because........ I don't know. After this, Conker then talks to the player (7) And tells him to..... Never be greedy? Well, at least thats original. Thats a plus. And he says not to and he deletes the game and..... That's it...... Okay, I admit, the ending is actually good. Some may disagree, but if you have read all these shitty cursed game creepypastas, you would be glad to see a katakut-takot na pasta that has an ending where the characters from the game kill the player. Thank god.
Now, this story, yes, it sucks. It really does, but at least the ending did some good.... Wow, how come successful stories can suck at the end but shit like this can be great in the end..... Goddamn irony. Buy, hey, that's only my fucking opinion. What the fuck is Your Take
So, anyway, it starts with this guy.... You know what, before I continue, I want to count down every single cliche for a cursed game. Lets start. This guy played Conker's Bad balahibo araw when he was a kid (1) so, after watching it online, he wants to play it again (2). He goes to every full extent just to play this game (3). He then finds it online with a different pamagat then usual (4). He then plays the game, and it starts with some creepy visuals (5). Wow, were up to 5. Woopity-fucking-do.
So, anyway, Conker swears madami then an immature middle school student. I swear, the word fuck is used madami then an Angry Video Game Nerd episode. So, he then kills Birdie.... the Scarecrow.... he's a character in the game, for all of you who haven't played an N64. Anyway, he kills Birdie in some hyperrealistic blood (6).
After this, Conker then gets ripped to pieces sa pamamagitan ng zombies, because........ I don't know. After this, Conker then talks to the player (7) And tells him to..... Never be greedy? Well, at least thats original. Thats a plus. And he says not to and he deletes the game and..... That's it...... Okay, I admit, the ending is actually good. Some may disagree, but if you have read all these shitty cursed game creepypastas, you would be glad to see a katakut-takot na pasta that has an ending where the characters from the game kill the player. Thank god.
Now, this story, yes, it sucks. It really does, but at least the ending did some good.... Wow, how come successful stories can suck at the end but shit like this can be great in the end..... Goddamn irony. Buy, hey, that's only my fucking opinion. What the fuck is Your Take