Chuck: Ready to go, Katey
Katey: Yep
Stacey: The military's coming
Chuck: Good. Nothing can possibly go wrong
(Meanwhile, with the military)
Boykin: OKAY, YOU LITTLE GIRLS! NOW, THE OPERATION IS SIMPLE! KILL ALL ZOMBIES, AND SAVE THE SURVIVORS! NOW, ilipat OUT
Soldier: Well, nothing can go wrong (Gas comes)
Soldier 2: Egh. Who fucking farted?
(Zombies change into gas zombies)
Soldier 2: Well.............. Shit (Gets killed sa pamamagitan ng zombies, as well as the other soldiers)
Boykin: (Talking to dying soldier) Don't you die on me, you little bitch. Get up. I sinabi get up
Soldier: (Dies)
Boykin: YOU FUCKING PUSSY
(Meanwhile, in the ligtas House)
Katey: ....... Dad, do you always jinx things
Stacey: What just happened
Chuck: Well, if I'm correct, the gas, which must have been coming from the ventilation shafts, made the zombies madami faster, stronger, and smarter, making sure that the military doesn't try to rescue the survivors
Stacey: ....... Did Chuck just make an actual logical statement
Chuck: I like pie
Stacey: And he's back to normal (Looks at monitor) Wait... is Rebecca going into the Underground
Chuck: Oh, that Rebecca. What a card. Guess I should go save her
Katey: Dad, that is a bad idea. Didn't you see those zombies
Chuck: Ha. I'll be fi-
(Later, outside)
Chuck: (Getting attacked sa pamamagitan ng Gas Zombies) I take it back. I am not fine
(Later, in the underground)
Boykin: (Fighting zombies)
Chuck: (Sees Boykin)
Rebecca: Ugh.... Where am I
Boykin: Shut up (Hits her with his gun)
Rebecca: Why'd you hit me
Boykin: Because! (Hits her again, then pushes her into the car)
Chuck: Well, he seems like a nice guy
Boykin: Come get some
Chuck: Hey, Mr. Army Man. Can you let my friend go
Rebecca: Were not friends
Boykin: Come at me, zombie
Chuck: Uh...... Okay (Walks closer)
Boykin: My god..... he's actually coming closer. I didn't think zombies were that smart. Oh, god, I'm so FUCKED
Chuck: Uh..... I'll just take Rebecca now (Opens car door and helps her out)
Boykin: ......... Fuck it. Can't take any chances (Pulls chain on grenade and he explodes)
Chuck: Now what did I do that time?
Rebecca: Forget it. We just need to- OW
Chuck: Are you okay
Rebecca: Yeah, it's just a sprain
Chuck: ....... But you were hit in the face
Rebecca: I know. But, remember, this is a Japanese game. I have to be the sex appeal character who is totally useless.
Chuck: Ooohhh. I see now. I guess you make a point
(Later)
Chuck: Well, things could have gotten worse (Zombies break into ligtas house)
Katey: Darn it dad, stop jinxing everything)
Chuck: Don't worry. I'll stop them (Walks outside)
Stacey: ......... He's screwed isn't he
Katey: Probably
(Later)
Chuck: Okay, everything's okay..... Where's P Diddy
Stacey: His name is TK. TK. Not P Diddy
Chuck: ......................... Well, why didn't anyone tell me that before
Stacey: (Lifts baseball bat in the air, aiming to hit him)
(Meanwhile)
TK: (Screams, as a zombie is biting him)
Chuck: (Kills zombie) .................. Well, sorry for mistaking you for P Diddy
TO BE CONTINUED
Katey: Yep
Stacey: The military's coming
Chuck: Good. Nothing can possibly go wrong
(Meanwhile, with the military)
Boykin: OKAY, YOU LITTLE GIRLS! NOW, THE OPERATION IS SIMPLE! KILL ALL ZOMBIES, AND SAVE THE SURVIVORS! NOW, ilipat OUT
Soldier: Well, nothing can go wrong (Gas comes)
Soldier 2: Egh. Who fucking farted?
(Zombies change into gas zombies)
Soldier 2: Well.............. Shit (Gets killed sa pamamagitan ng zombies, as well as the other soldiers)
Boykin: (Talking to dying soldier) Don't you die on me, you little bitch. Get up. I sinabi get up
Soldier: (Dies)
Boykin: YOU FUCKING PUSSY
(Meanwhile, in the ligtas House)
Katey: ....... Dad, do you always jinx things
Stacey: What just happened
Chuck: Well, if I'm correct, the gas, which must have been coming from the ventilation shafts, made the zombies madami faster, stronger, and smarter, making sure that the military doesn't try to rescue the survivors
Stacey: ....... Did Chuck just make an actual logical statement
Chuck: I like pie
Stacey: And he's back to normal (Looks at monitor) Wait... is Rebecca going into the Underground
Chuck: Oh, that Rebecca. What a card. Guess I should go save her
Katey: Dad, that is a bad idea. Didn't you see those zombies
Chuck: Ha. I'll be fi-
(Later, outside)
Chuck: (Getting attacked sa pamamagitan ng Gas Zombies) I take it back. I am not fine
(Later, in the underground)
Boykin: (Fighting zombies)
Chuck: (Sees Boykin)
Rebecca: Ugh.... Where am I
Boykin: Shut up (Hits her with his gun)
Rebecca: Why'd you hit me
Boykin: Because! (Hits her again, then pushes her into the car)
Chuck: Well, he seems like a nice guy
Boykin: Come get some
Chuck: Hey, Mr. Army Man. Can you let my friend go
Rebecca: Were not friends
Boykin: Come at me, zombie
Chuck: Uh...... Okay (Walks closer)
Boykin: My god..... he's actually coming closer. I didn't think zombies were that smart. Oh, god, I'm so FUCKED
Chuck: Uh..... I'll just take Rebecca now (Opens car door and helps her out)
Boykin: ......... Fuck it. Can't take any chances (Pulls chain on grenade and he explodes)
Chuck: Now what did I do that time?
Rebecca: Forget it. We just need to- OW
Chuck: Are you okay
Rebecca: Yeah, it's just a sprain
Chuck: ....... But you were hit in the face
Rebecca: I know. But, remember, this is a Japanese game. I have to be the sex appeal character who is totally useless.
Chuck: Ooohhh. I see now. I guess you make a point
(Later)
Chuck: Well, things could have gotten worse (Zombies break into ligtas house)
Katey: Darn it dad, stop jinxing everything)
Chuck: Don't worry. I'll stop them (Walks outside)
Stacey: ......... He's screwed isn't he
Katey: Probably
(Later)
Chuck: Okay, everything's okay..... Where's P Diddy
Stacey: His name is TK. TK. Not P Diddy
Chuck: ......................... Well, why didn't anyone tell me that before
Stacey: (Lifts baseball bat in the air, aiming to hit him)
(Meanwhile)
TK: (Screams, as a zombie is biting him)
Chuck: (Kills zombie) .................. Well, sorry for mistaking you for P Diddy
TO BE CONTINUED
Art by AquaMarine
Now, what is an overworld? Well, it is a place where the player can explore to his or her full extent. It is something where you can just hang out instead of progressing the games story. So, I decided to make a listahan of my ten personal paborito overworlds in games. Note, this is my list, so sorry if there is an overworld that you wanted to see that wasn’t here. Now, with that said, lets start the list
#10: Fortune City - Now, this is lower, since it is a LOT smaller than the later entries on the list, but I still had to put it on this listahan for fun. Now, Fortune City is a town...
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Fortune City
#10: Fortune City - Now, this is lower, since it is a LOT smaller than the later entries on the list, but I still had to put it on this listahan for fun. Now, Fortune City is a town...
Now, video games have a lot of thieves. However, what no one told you was that video games have a lot of thieves THAT SUCK! So, today, I want to talk about the tuktok 5 Worst Thieves in Video Games. Note that these have to be thieves. They can’t have committed any other crimes. So, the guys from GTA are all out. Now, with that, lets start the list
#5: Team Rocket from Pokemon - Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Wait, this is the anime. I thought we were talking about video games”. Well, Pokemon is based off a video game, plus this is my list, so I’m counting them. Team...
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Team Rocket
#5: Team Rocket from Pokemon - Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Wait, this is the anime. I thought we were talking about video games”. Well, Pokemon is based off a video game, plus this is my list, so I’m counting them. Team...
Man, I am just pumping these artikulo out today. Must be that sweatshop ambition. I don’t have a lot of arcade games that I am super fond of. Not that I hate them or anything, it’s just that most of my experiences in arcades were playing the original Mortal Kombat, kalye Fighter II and Third Strike, and Tekken 3. So yeah, most of them were just fighting games. Those joysticks just work so well with fighting games. But one arcade game that caught my interest was one game sa pamamagitan ng Sega, known as Crazy Taxi.
Okay, first off, I never actually got the chance to play Crazy Taxi in arcades. I...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas
It was a wonderful araw in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.
Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering madami ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: You really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot you in the arm! Why aren't you bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore....
