Link: I swear to god, this is a bunch of bullshit. We have met two people, and got shitty rewards.
Tetra: Well, we still got one madami person on this island to talk to. Mesa
Link: Mesa. You mean the lazy bum
Tetra: Well, I'm sure he has a good quest for us
(Later, at Mesa's house)
Mesa: Cut my grass
Link: ........ Really. Cut the grass. I swear, I am doing chores for lazy as shit people.
Mesa: You want your reward or not
Link: Well, fine (Walks out and cuts the grass)
Tetra: Well, sure, things may be boring, but, at least we're getting a reward
Link: Really? What? Ten dollars for the kendi store
Tetra: Oh, ha ha. Just keep going
Link: Rrrrrr
(Later)
Link: There, I cut the grass
Mesa: Good. Well, you can fuck off now
Link: Hold on, that;s not how this works. I cut your grass, now give me my reward.
Mesa: Are you serious. Your reward was what you found in the grass
Link: .......... Are you fucking kidding me... All I found in that damo was five rupees and a fucking arrow, AND IT'S FUCKING USELESS WITHOUT A BOW!
Mesa: Well, sorry, but, that's your reward.
Link: .......... Tetra, go to the ship, I'll be back
Tetra: Just don't do anything
Link: Okay (Tetra leaves)
Mesa: So, what are you-
(Later)
Link: (Carries a huge sack with him)
Tetra: What's that
Link: Nothing. Just Mesa's life savings I took after kicking the crap out of him
Tetra: LINK!
Link: Oh shut up, your a fucking pirate. You should be used to it
TO BE CONTINUED
Tetra: Well, we still got one madami person on this island to talk to. Mesa
Link: Mesa. You mean the lazy bum
Tetra: Well, I'm sure he has a good quest for us
(Later, at Mesa's house)
Mesa: Cut my grass
Link: ........ Really. Cut the grass. I swear, I am doing chores for lazy as shit people.
Mesa: You want your reward or not
Link: Well, fine (Walks out and cuts the grass)
Tetra: Well, sure, things may be boring, but, at least we're getting a reward
Link: Really? What? Ten dollars for the kendi store
Tetra: Oh, ha ha. Just keep going
Link: Rrrrrr
(Later)
Link: There, I cut the grass
Mesa: Good. Well, you can fuck off now
Link: Hold on, that;s not how this works. I cut your grass, now give me my reward.
Mesa: Are you serious. Your reward was what you found in the grass
Link: .......... Are you fucking kidding me... All I found in that damo was five rupees and a fucking arrow, AND IT'S FUCKING USELESS WITHOUT A BOW!
Mesa: Well, sorry, but, that's your reward.
Link: .......... Tetra, go to the ship, I'll be back
Tetra: Just don't do anything
Link: Okay (Tetra leaves)
Mesa: So, what are you-
(Later)
Link: (Carries a huge sack with him)
Tetra: What's that
Link: Nothing. Just Mesa's life savings I took after kicking the crap out of him
Tetra: LINK!
Link: Oh shut up, your a fucking pirate. You should be used to it
TO BE CONTINUED
Tingle: Oh, hello aga-
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK YOU (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the susunod Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are you still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK YOU (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the susunod Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are you still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED