Teacher: Okay, everyone, you have a new student joining our class
Wind: Why the hell would anyone want to go to this school
Teacher: I ask myself that all the time. Now, he is a new student, and it is your guy’s job to make him feel unwelcome, unloved, and pathetic. Her name is Megan
???: (Comes in, with a backpack covered in anime character stickers, and has blue hair) Konichiwa. But, my names not Megan, it’s Miku
Teacher: Whatever, just take a upuan (Miku sits susunod to Wind and Cody)
Cody: Hey, Wind, looks, another fagface. You’re not alone after all
Wind: You do know I have the code to your alarm system, so I can break into your house and kill you at any ibingiay moment, right
Miku: (Rests her head on Wind’s shoulder) You smell like seresa blossoms
Wind: What the fuck
Miku: You have a very rare brand of Japanese shampoo. I like it (Licks his hair) Tastes like seresa blossoms as well
Wind: (Back up quickly) GET THE FUCK OFF ME
Miku: I think I like you
Wind: And I think you’re fucking insane
Miku: That settles it. From now on until we both die, you will be my senpai
Wind: I don’t know what that is, but I think you can go right ahead and fuck yourself with a machete
Cody: Wow, Wind, I didn’t know you attracted the crazy ones (Places hand on his shoulder)
Miku: (Grabs Cody’s hand and throws him across the room) STAY AWAY FROM MY SENPAI
Wind: (Snickers) Okay, if being a senpai means I get to see shit like that happen, especially to Cody, then I can live with it
Cody: Wind, call of that crazy girl
Miku: (Takes out a large dagger) I’LL CUT YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!
Wind: Ha ha ha, this girls funny
James: (Walks in) Hey, Wind, who’s the hot blue headed, big breasted chick
Miku: BACK UP, YOU FUCKING CUNT
James: Oooh, the mean kind of girl. I like that