Back when I was living in the extremely sitcom like neighborhood as a kid, I remember going to Edgewood Middle School. It was honestly the worst taon of my life. However, before I found out it got bad, I remember seeing this girl. For reasons I can’t explain, we’ll just call her Girl. So, I had a huge crush on this girl. We shared three classes together, and I would always ask to sit in the back, because due to being socially awkward at the time, I was ibingiay permission to choose which upuan I would sit at, and I would sit in the back, and would always look at her. Creepy, I know, but I was twelve, so I couldn’t help it. Anyway, one araw when I was walking around the neighborhood, when I actually gave a shit about the outdoors. I was expecting every araw to be like any other day. However, I was walking around, when suddenly, I saw that girl, standing in front of her house with some friends. Being socially awkward, I just kept looking foreward. However, get this, we were actually friends. Yeah, crazy, I know. So, when she saw me, she tried to get my attention. Now, trying my best not to sound like an awkward moron, I waved at her, smiling, then kept walking. However, instead of just letting me leave, she came over to talk to me. She told me that she was got a pool in her backyard and told me she would be swimming with some friends. Why she was telling me this, I have no idea. But what I do know was that I would have to come back to her kalye in order to get to my house. The reason I am telling you this is because when I was walking back down her kalye to get to my home, she called for me again. When I turned, I swear to God, I nearly Nawawala my mind. She was standing in front of me, in a red bikini, completely wet (From swimming. What the fuck were you thinking?) And let me remind you that she was maturing at the age, so…. Yeah, it felt pretty uncomfortable. And to think talking to her fully clothed was bad enough, but when she is wearing a bikini, I swear, it was hard to look her in the eyes. So, she talked to me, in what I think was one of the most uncomfortable conversations I had ever had with her, and finally, after what felt like an eternity, she went back to swimming, and I was able to walk home. And let me tell you, I tried my hardest not to go on any walks for a while.