You know what’s a good holiday to celebrate? Hitler’s birthday…. I think this may be my most controversial article. Oh well. So, what is the best pinagmulan of the media to promote the birthdate of a ruthless dictator? Video games. And people wonder why I’m not allowed to have friends. First, some rules. Of course, only games that I have played. I am also including games that I haven’t played. With that said, let us start the list
#5: Hitler from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade: The Video Game
The Last Crusade was released on a LOT of consoles. The Amiga, DOS, Windows, Atari, Commodore, Mac. It was a simple point and click adventure game, that you seemed to have a lot of back in those days. It was very faithful to the movie, even having Hitler in it. YAY! However, what makes this Hitler different from the movie Hitler is that you could actually interact with him. If you talk to him, Hitler will give Indiana Jones an autograph. That must be worth millions of dollars nowadays. However, that’s not all. ibingiay how Hitler is a horrible person, you are also able to manuntok Hitler in the face… Let me repeat that… You get to manuntok Hitler. Of course, ibingiay the fact that Hitler is surrounded sa pamamagitan ng millions of Nazi soldiers, that ends just as well as you think it does… It doesn’t end well at all. Still, this is probably one of the first appearances of Hitler in video games and is nice to see him in a licensed movie game.
#4: Fuhrer from Persona 2: Innocent Sin
We all know it’s you, Hitler. So, yeah, we all know that Hitler rose to power in Germany, and created fear throughout all of Europa with his Nazi soldiers. We all got that idea across our minds. However, what if Hitler happened to appear in a JRPG? Well…. You get typical Japanese insanity. In the events of Innocent Sin, Fuhrer is resurrected thanks to a book sa pamamagitan ng Kashihara. Or so they say. It is sinabi that he was saved sa pamamagitan ng his elliot soldiers before he was killed and escaped Germany before he was found. He now comes back to create a new dictatorship in Sumaru City, and is sinabi to be the embodiment of hatred made sa pamamagitan ng a group of individuals. He also uses his own attacks, like being invincible for one to three turns, does dark damage to all enemies, steals health from enemies, instantly kills one enemy per turn, and can selyo an enemies Persona. Who would have thought Hitler was good at battle strategizing in a JRPG… Well, he did create a blitzkrieg, so…
#3: Hitler from Bionic Commando
Now, we could talk about the 2009 version, but it sucks….. So… in the NES version of Bionic Commando, there is a group of Nazis, named The Badds, who are obviously the Nazis. I mean, the Badds? What are they, a threatening secret police, or a middle school gang for a sunday Christian cartoon? But anyway, their goal is to resurrect the deceased Hitler and have him rule over them to take over the world. Typical Nazi stuff. He then tries to battle against the main character, Nathan Spencer, within an armored helicopter, before he is blown up in a very violent 8-bit NES fashion. Probably the goriest an NES game has gotten. Sadly, since the U.S. is filled with pus- … children, they changed Hitler’s name to Master-D… Until the Rearmed release, which made kept Hitler’s name, and spent a good ten segundos ipinapakita Hitler’s head blow up. I guess they must have really been proud of that
#2: Hitler from Sniper Elite V2
Sniper Elite V2 was a game that I have no idea what it’s about, so madala with me here if I talk very little about it. So, in the Hunt for the Grey lobo DLC, you have the option to go and snipe Hitler. Yep, Hitler can be assassinated, and it only took a video game to do it. Now, this would have just been some typical walang tiyak na layunin “Go and shoot Hitler” sort of game, if it wasn’t for the fact that Sniper Elite had a unique sort of way with how you apoy a sniper rifle. With every bullet you fire, it will ipakita an x-ray of the target, ipinapakita their Buto breaking and organs being shot. And, worst of all, you can shoot off a man’s balls off. And yes, the same can be done to Hitler. That is what put him on the list. Neutering Hitler, the old fashion way. Don’t want any little Hitler’s running around
#1: Robot Hitler from Wolfenstein 3D
You fight a giant robotic Hitler in a kastilyo filled with nazis with a gattling gun… If that doesn’t scream success, I don’t know what does. And you really need me to explain anymore? IT’S A ROBOT HITLER! YOU DON’T NEED ME TO EXPLAIN WHY THIS IS NUMBER ONE!
Well, there you have it. I know it’s supposed to be a araw of smoking weed every day, but I forgot while I was making this list. Better luck susunod year.
#5: Hitler from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade: The Video Game
The Last Crusade was released on a LOT of consoles. The Amiga, DOS, Windows, Atari, Commodore, Mac. It was a simple point and click adventure game, that you seemed to have a lot of back in those days. It was very faithful to the movie, even having Hitler in it. YAY! However, what makes this Hitler different from the movie Hitler is that you could actually interact with him. If you talk to him, Hitler will give Indiana Jones an autograph. That must be worth millions of dollars nowadays. However, that’s not all. ibingiay how Hitler is a horrible person, you are also able to manuntok Hitler in the face… Let me repeat that… You get to manuntok Hitler. Of course, ibingiay the fact that Hitler is surrounded sa pamamagitan ng millions of Nazi soldiers, that ends just as well as you think it does… It doesn’t end well at all. Still, this is probably one of the first appearances of Hitler in video games and is nice to see him in a licensed movie game.
#4: Fuhrer from Persona 2: Innocent Sin
We all know it’s you, Hitler. So, yeah, we all know that Hitler rose to power in Germany, and created fear throughout all of Europa with his Nazi soldiers. We all got that idea across our minds. However, what if Hitler happened to appear in a JRPG? Well…. You get typical Japanese insanity. In the events of Innocent Sin, Fuhrer is resurrected thanks to a book sa pamamagitan ng Kashihara. Or so they say. It is sinabi that he was saved sa pamamagitan ng his elliot soldiers before he was killed and escaped Germany before he was found. He now comes back to create a new dictatorship in Sumaru City, and is sinabi to be the embodiment of hatred made sa pamamagitan ng a group of individuals. He also uses his own attacks, like being invincible for one to three turns, does dark damage to all enemies, steals health from enemies, instantly kills one enemy per turn, and can selyo an enemies Persona. Who would have thought Hitler was good at battle strategizing in a JRPG… Well, he did create a blitzkrieg, so…
#3: Hitler from Bionic Commando
Now, we could talk about the 2009 version, but it sucks….. So… in the NES version of Bionic Commando, there is a group of Nazis, named The Badds, who are obviously the Nazis. I mean, the Badds? What are they, a threatening secret police, or a middle school gang for a sunday Christian cartoon? But anyway, their goal is to resurrect the deceased Hitler and have him rule over them to take over the world. Typical Nazi stuff. He then tries to battle against the main character, Nathan Spencer, within an armored helicopter, before he is blown up in a very violent 8-bit NES fashion. Probably the goriest an NES game has gotten. Sadly, since the U.S. is filled with pus- … children, they changed Hitler’s name to Master-D… Until the Rearmed release, which made kept Hitler’s name, and spent a good ten segundos ipinapakita Hitler’s head blow up. I guess they must have really been proud of that
#2: Hitler from Sniper Elite V2
Sniper Elite V2 was a game that I have no idea what it’s about, so madala with me here if I talk very little about it. So, in the Hunt for the Grey lobo DLC, you have the option to go and snipe Hitler. Yep, Hitler can be assassinated, and it only took a video game to do it. Now, this would have just been some typical walang tiyak na layunin “Go and shoot Hitler” sort of game, if it wasn’t for the fact that Sniper Elite had a unique sort of way with how you apoy a sniper rifle. With every bullet you fire, it will ipakita an x-ray of the target, ipinapakita their Buto breaking and organs being shot. And, worst of all, you can shoot off a man’s balls off. And yes, the same can be done to Hitler. That is what put him on the list. Neutering Hitler, the old fashion way. Don’t want any little Hitler’s running around
#1: Robot Hitler from Wolfenstein 3D
You fight a giant robotic Hitler in a kastilyo filled with nazis with a gattling gun… If that doesn’t scream success, I don’t know what does. And you really need me to explain anymore? IT’S A ROBOT HITLER! YOU DON’T NEED ME TO EXPLAIN WHY THIS IS NUMBER ONE!
Well, there you have it. I know it’s supposed to be a araw of smoking weed every day, but I forgot while I was making this list. Better luck susunod year.