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(Phillip and Walter walk down the hall of Ricardo’s building)
Phillip: Walter, do we really want to go back and work for this guy
Walter: He’s got money. We don’t. I think that if we work for him a bit longer, we could make our money back. Besides, I got everything planned out
Phillip: You do?
Walter: Yes. We’ll do just a few madami jobs for him, and when we’re sure we’ve got everything we need, we’ll do one last job. A huge heist at a bank.
Phillip: A-a bank heist?
Walter: Yes. It’s the perfect way to get all the money we need
(They open the door to Ricardo’s office)
Ricardo: (On the phone) You think you can mess with me, and get away with it. No way. Not gonna happen. I’ll kill you myself, you bastard…. Okay, bye, Grandma (Hangs up) Walter! Phillip! Come here, you crazy sons of bitches. What can I do for you
Walter: We just came back for some madami work
Ricardo: madami work, eh? I like your determination. I got a pretty simple job for you. That ginto Experience you guys found is a real valuable drug. (Places a suitcase with the drug in it on the desk) There are these guys who want the drug for a lot of money. Just go and sell it to them. Simple as that
Walter: That’s it? You’re right, this should be easy.
Ricardo: Excellent. I’ll be sure to see you guys soon.
(They take the suitcase and walk out)
Walter: (To Phillip) What did I tell you. I have a way with words

Henry: (Talking with a group of police officers outside) Alright men, here are the two men who had robbed the store and killed the man. They are extremely dangerous. But, we believe they are driving a worn out Chevrolet. If you find it, approach it with caution.
Officer: What are you gonna do, detective?
Henry: I’ve gotta take these reports to the station to make sure the guys there will know who we’re dealing with
Officer: Understood (The police head out to their cars)
Henry: ... (Puts the files in his pocket) We’ll see how those two can handle it this time first.

(Walter and Phillip are waiting at a restaurant called McCharles)
Walter: (On the phone) Hey, Trevor. Just wanted to call to ask how you’re doing. I really want to see you soon. Oh, and as for your mother… Tell her I hope it’s bigger. pag-ibig you, son (Hangs up)
Phillip: (Eating burger) Don’t you want to eat
Walter: I’m good, thanks
Phillip: Whatever you say (Eats) So what’s the deal with you and your son
Walter: Well, ever since me and my wife divorced, he’s been getting madami and madami distant from me
Phillip: Huh. Well, I wouldn’t know
Walter: That’s because you’re a twenty taon old who still lives with his mother. I’m a forty taon old who actually has a job.
Phillip: You “had” a job, then Nawawala it
Walter: Don’t remind me.

Gangster: (Walks into an office) Mr. Sanchez
Sanchez: Yes, what is it?
Gangster: I’ve heard that there is going to be a meeting with the Ricardo and the Italians at a harbor tonight.
Sanchez: Is that so?
Gangster: Yes, Mr. Sanchez. Perhaps we could cause a bit of trouble for Ricardo and the Italians.
Sanchez: Hmm… good idea. I don’t want any of Ricardo’s men to leave that harbor

Walter: (Driving their car to the location) So, when we get to the harbor, let me do the talking
Phillip: Please, I’ve done plenty of things like this. But, there was that one time last week where the guy shot at me
Walter: I sinabi let me do the talking
Officer: (Drives down the road, as he spots their car) (Picks up the radio) This is patrol 61. I’ve spotted the Chevrolet. Their heading to the harbor right now. I’m gonna follow them, but I’m gonna need backup (Follows them quietly)
(Walter and Phillip arrive to the harbor)
(They get out of the car and meet a group of Ricardo’s men)
Phillip: (Looks at one of them) uy there
Mobster: ………
(Phillip turns forward, awkwardly)
(Three white cars pull up)
Italian: (Gets out of the car, with others, as they walk toward them) You got the Experience?
Walter: You got the money?
(The Italians open a suitcase with a large stack of money inside)
Walter: Alright. Phillip, hand me the suitcase
Phillip: (Walks pasulong to hand him the suitcase)
(Three black cars pull up to the location)
(A group of gangsters get out of the car and aim their mga baril at the group)
Gangster: Stop right there
Italian: What the hell (The Italians pull their mga baril out and point them at the group) Was this your plan
Walter: Are you kidding me. How would this be our plan
(Ricardo’s men point mga baril at the Italians and Sanchez’s men)
(A set of police cars pull up)
Officer: Knoxville Police Department. Drop your weapons
Walter: What the hell is going on
Gangster: Go to hell (Fires his gun, shooting a police officer)
(The Italians, Ricard’s Men, Sanchez’s Men, and the Police begin to shoot at each other)
(Walter and Phillip scream in terror, standing in the middle of the gunfight)
(Members of all sides begin to fall dead)
Phillip: Oh god, we’re gonna die!
(The gun apoy finally stops)
(Walter and Phillip stop screaming as they hear the gunfire stop) (They see all of the people in the fight are dead, and lying on the ground)
Phillip: Oh god, we should get out of here
Walter: Good idea (Picks up the suitcase with the money and gets in the car)

(Walter and Phillip walk into Ricardo’s building)
Walter: Well, that didn’t go over well (Opens the door)
Ricardo: You think it was me. Do you want to go to war, you bastard. Hello!? Hello!? (Hangs up) Goddamn it! (Looks at Walter and Phillip) Thank god you two made it out alive. What happened
Walter: These guys in black cars showed up and the Italians thought it was us, and then the police showed up
Ricardo: Goddamn it. That Sanchez Family has been screwing me over since the beginning. Now we’ve got the Italians on us and there’s no doubt that the police are gonna look into this.
Walter: Well, whatever it’s worth, we managed to get the money from the deal, as well as the drug back
Ricardo: I guess that’s something to be thankful for. Good work. Perhaps this Experience will help a little (Takes out a few dollars from the suitcase and tosses them to Walter and Phillip) Here. For your troubles
Phillip: Thanks
Ricardo: No problem. I hope to see you boys again
Walter: I’m sure you will (He and Phillip walk out)

(The police investigate the scene at the harbor)
Officer: Jesus. This is a massacre
Henry: Sure is.
Officer: We still don’t know who could have been a part of this
Henry: Guess not

Henry: (Sits in his office as he looks over the files of Walter and Phillip) These guys are good. Damn good (Lights a cigarette) Maybe they’re worth madami than I thought (Lights their files on apoy and throws it into the trash can)
Video game bosses are some of my paborito parts of games. The build up to them, knowing that a boss waits at the end of the level, standing in the way between you and the rest of the game, testing your strength and everything you learned up to that point. Bosses are some of the best parts of games… Most of the time. Then there are the bosses that are so annoying, so infuriating, and so dull and boring, that they may just make worst and not fun to play. For every great video game, there always has to be that one boss that’s gotta ruin it for everyone and just make people have a maasim taste...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Teacher: Okay, everyone, you have a new student joining our class
Wind: Why the hell would anyone want to go to this school
Teacher: I ask myself that all the time. Now, he is a new student, and it is your guy’s job to make him feel unwelcome, unloved, and pathetic. Her name is Megan
???: (Comes in, with a backpack covered in anime character stickers, and has blue hair) Konichiwa. But, my names not Megan, it’s Miku
Teacher: Whatever, just take a upuan (Miku sits susunod to Wind and Cody)
Cody: Hey, Wind, looks, another fagface. You’re not alone after all
Wind: You do know I have the code...
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#1: SEQUEL TO TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES:

Michael: Alright Lester.. I'm inside. Why do I need these glasses?

Lester: (voice) For the 20th time.. They have a camera inside them.

Michael: Ahh.. So you can take pictures of me shopping for diamonds?

Lester: (voice) No idiot..I need pictures of the security and vents.

Michael: If only we brought a camera, right?

Lester: (voices) We DID bring a camera, stupid.. I just told you.

Michael: I'm confused.

Lester: (voice is getting angrier) There's a camera on your fuckin glasses, Michael!

Michael: And why would I need a camera on my glasses?

Lester: (voice) Just tell...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Walter: (Sleeping at his desk)
Carl: (Slams his hand on the desk) Hey, Walter
Walter: (Wakes up quickly) Oh…. hey, Carl
Carl: So, the promotion is coming up soon. I bet you’re looking pasulong to that
Walter: Yeah, I sure am. Can’t wait for that promotion
Carl: I bet you can’t (Chuckles)

Phillip: (Looking in the mirror) You are better than what you are. You are better than this, man. You don’t need that weed to keep you calm. You are better than any-
Guard: (Bangs nightstick on the cell bars) Shut up in there, pothead. No talking! I have a hangover!
Phillip: Oh, sorry (Whispers in the mirror)...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Wind: (Sitting at his desk)
Hannah: (Slams hand on desk) Wind
Wind: What do you want now, Hannah
Hannah: The teachers are taking a group of students to a field trip to Washington, and the student faculty is going to be watching over the school while they are gone
Wind: So why are you telling me this
Hannah: Because we need someone as psychotic and an intent to kill such as yourself that would be perfect to keep order around here
Wind: Nah. As much as I pag-ibig power, if my power means I am helping you, I will not. Because I fucking hate you
Hannah: If you do it, I will buy you lunch all of susunod week
Wind:...
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Congratulations, Pokemon, you’re right up there with My Little parang buriko and Sonic the Hedgehog with having the worst possible fanfics imaginable. I don’t blame you, Pokemon. I blame the writers of the fucking awful fanfics. I mean what the fuck. Who thought THIS thing would be a good idea. Well, the fanfic that made Pokemon have a bad fanfiction pinagmulan is none other than Pudge! The End of Pokemon. After pagbaba this, it feels like it.
So, it starts with our character, Pudge, telling us that he is a ten taon old assassin. Okay, we are literally two sentences in, and this fanfic already sucks...
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Now, we all know those myths, about some pretty interesting stories, that, are not proven to be true, and are just a mysteries for a long time. So, just like urban legends, even games have myths. So, I will talk about the most popular myths in this list. Hope you enjoy.

 Revive Aeris
Revive Aeris


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Tom & Snow Wonder: *Dancing*
Saten Twist: *Sitting at the bar, drinking a beer*
Wayne: Will you do something instead of being bored?
Saten Twist: No.
Mr. Nut: Welcome back everyone. I'm Mr. Nut from The Nut House, and we will begin On The Block, and The Nut House right now. Enjoy the segundo half of our show.

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a combination of Casino Royale with Quantum Of Solace. It all started in a place called Dodge City, where many stallions were pitting mga hayop to fight against each other. Con had to find a certain parang buriko that was gambling on the animals.

Con: Did you find her yet?
Hungry: No. I don't see her.
Con: Stop touching your ear!
Hungry: Sorry?
Gambling pony: *notices hungry*
Hungry: *pulls out gun*
Con: Put your gun away! I need her alive.

Con chased after the mare into a construction sight. When he found the fence he couldn't hop over, he estola a bulldozer, and destroyed it, then continued his...
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#60: Tom and Jerry



Ah, here it is. We have finally reached one of the classic cartoons of the early years of animation. Now, Tom and Jerry is a very simple show. It is about a cat and a mouse, who are always trying to kill each other so they can benefit, and they end up hurting themselves in humorous ways. And that is where the comedy for the ipakita comes from. It comes from all the wacky and odd ways they get hurt. Whatever happens, they will always hurt each other in a funny way, and then shrug it off like it was nothing. And there is also the insane amounts of places they are at. At a...
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