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Wow, what a heel turn, am I right? I made an artikulo a few months back talking shit about David Cage and his games, and yet I start this whole event off with a David Cage game. But before I shoot myself in the balls, let’s talk about this. It has been five years since I first joined this website, and I am still going strong today. And so, to celebrate five years of being here, I want to make this series, giving a sort of review, or madami rather, a listahan of my tuktok 100 paborito games ever. Of all time. And we are starting with Detroit: Become Human… A David Cage game… All credibility I ever had has died today.
So, why is it that I am talking about this game in this way. Well, first off, I still think that David Cage is a hack writer and can’t write a good story to save his life. And while the game does grip you for the first two acts, the third act of the game takes such a nose dive with bad twists and dumb moments that it becomes a goddamn mess that is hard to not laugh at, like any other David Cage game. It would’ve ruined the game for me if not for a few things that actually interested me. First off, the world of Detroit: Become Human. People like to call this game a Blade Runner rip off and I can see that being the case. But the thing is, I actually really like Blade Runner. It’s my paborito sci-fi movie ever. Anything with police or hunter androids hunting other androids always interests me in some way. And this game has it. It also tells you a lot about the world thanks to magazines you can pick up, with news about how bees are extinct, how androids are replacing celebrities and athletes and how sex with androids is better than with humans. All little touches that you wouldn’t find in the game that just make the world seem madami interesting.
Another thing I like about the game is the characters of Connor and Hank. These two characters make this game so much fun to play. Connor’s monotone lack of emotions and Hank who is brimming with android racism and trying his best to deal with Connor’s bullshit make this game so much madami fun and gets a laugh out of me, and a genuine one. Not the awkward ironic laugh that something like Heavy Rain brings me. The voice actors for Connor and Hank are to thank for making these two so likable. Connor’s voice actor was even nominated Best Voice Performance at the awards, and I think that it was well deserved. And the other two stories following Markus and Kara are interesting as well for a few reasons. Markus is as interesting as stale bread, but the idea of an android revolution is fun enough to keep me invested, and Kara’s story to protect Alice is okay and has moments, until the twist and I want to never experience their story ever again. But it manages to have moments.
Finally, we have something that, as much as I give David Cage games shit for their story, it actually manages to one up every other game that has choices. Here choices actually matter. For once, what you do actually affects the story in some way. Sure, the story isn’t as amazing or as heartbreaking as Telltale’s The Walking Dead, but no matter what in that game, you will always end up at the same outcome each time, just with different characters. With Detroit: Become Human, you gotta actually make the right choices, or else characters will die. Even main characters like Connor, Kara, and Markus. They can die at any point, and when they do, you will end up missing the rest of their storylines cause they died. It genuinely makes you madami considerate of your choices and makes you far madami alert when you realize that you are on a time to make a choice. Okay, David Cage, I’ll give credit where credit is due. You actually managed to make me feel human emotions for your characters. You get one golf clap.
I give these games shit, but I really do pag-ibig Detroit: Become Human. It’s no surprise that it is David Cage’s best work, but the fact that a David Cage game of all games was able to make it into the tuktok 100, even if at the very bottom, at least gives it something that other Cage games don’t have (The ability to be enjoyable). So yeah, is it an amazing game. Hell no. Definitely not on the level that everyone and every Gamestop employee gives it. But it’s a great time for what you experience and highly worth your time if you want a game where choices actually matter.
Guys, I’m about to give a hot take for you all…. I do not care for PaRappa the Rapper on estasyon palaruan 1. Now I am fully aware that is a crime against humanity, but I do like aspects of it. I pag-ibig the style of it for a PS1 game, I enjoy the character designs, and I think the music is pretty funky. But a lot of my problems with the game are from the gameplay feeling pretty rough and unfair at times. There are many times where I am pretty sure I hit the button at the right time, and not only does it sound awkward coming out of PaRappa as delayed as it sounds, but the game still counts it as...
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*Hannah’s eyes were on the dark figure. She couldn’t see who or what they were. Her curiosity was all over her mind. She wanted to rush over to the person, but there was not a single monster near them. They stood perfectly still, almost calm. Hannah couldn’t look at them another minute. Instead, she continued to follow the butterfly. She hoped that, in due time, she would find out who that mysterious figure was. She hoped that they would meet soon. But, she had to stay focused on helping the person in danger, the one the paruparo was leading her to. She ran down the street, following...
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Damas: (Being carried sa pamamagitan ng the crow) Put me down, goddamn it (Crow drops him and he hits his head on the ground) Oh god, where am I
Crestfallen Warrior: Oh, welcome to Firelink Shrine. Have you come to become Hollow, like me
Damas: Uh…. not really
Crestfallen Warrior: Oh… Well, no worries. I suppose you’re here then on a quest
Damas: How did you know?
Crestfallen Warrior: Why else would you come to a messed up place like this
Damas: Good point
Crestfallen Warrior: Well, in order to progress through your quest is to ring the two Bells of Awakening, one in Undead Parish and the other in Blighttown....
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Back when we were living at my grandma’s house, my brother was quite the troublemaker. He was always going out late, he was always arguing with our mother, and he was always breaking all the rules. So much in fact, that he did something worth a spot on Wind’s Story Time, so I hope you all won’t mind that we will be talking about what happened to my brother rather than what happened to me… But I witnessed it, so that’s something. Anyway, my brother had just walked in from school, and, on the bus, he told me how he was going to hang out at his friend's house for the night. When we got...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
~Story~

In the medieval taon of 1043 A.D., there was a terrible curse on the Kingdom of Brador. The evil demon lord, Irons, has placed a deadly curse on the kingdom, that would soon kill everyone in the kingdom, allowing him to take over the kingdom for centuries. However, the hero, Sidus, and his companion, Rays, travelled to Irons’s fortress in order to defeat him. Once they had arrived, Irons was there waiting to challenge Sidus to a duel. They both fought, ending with Irons being defeated. In an attempt to trick Sidus, he offered to give Sidus a place at his side, so that he would not...
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It was a beauitful araw in Bikini Bottom, and everyone's paborito dimwitted Starfish was doing what he always dose.. Sleeping almost ALL hours of the day.

Inside his rock house, laying on a kama 'liturary' made of sand, Patrick was cuddled up with a teddy bear, and for whatever reason, sucking his thumb.

Suddenly there was a knock on his door, carzing him to wake up.

Patrick opened up his rock to see a mailman.

"Hello" Patrick greeted, as friendly as could sound.

"letter for mister Starfish" the mailman said, holding a mailcard.

"What Starfish?" Patrick asked, looking around as if looking for someone....
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A car is violently flipped over.

"Yo! What the fuck!?" The passengers cried angrily.

"OPEN FIRE!" Officer Shane cried, and all the officers started killing the suspects, though they were no threat at all.

However, Shane ended up accidentally shooting chief Rick Grims, nearly killing him.

"Oh nooo... He's been shot because sa pamamagitan ng the criminals" Shane called out nervously.

Shane and the officers ran over to the fading away Rick.

"By the way. If you die or fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife" Shane's voice sinabi as it was fading away.

AT THE HOSPITAL

The doctor violent punches Rick while he was still unconscience.

"What you do doing!?" Shane cried.

"My job..Sometimes people FAKE being in a coma. This man's not.. Unless.. The first manuntok knocked him out.. Either way, we won't know for sometime" the doctor replied.

Stay tuned for more..
(Notice: All Jojo-nuary artikulo will be released on Tuesdays and Thursdays. If I made an artikulo everyday throughout January, I’d just be exhausted)

Well, I already did the Stands for Vento Aureo last week, so I guess now is a better time than any to get started on the susunod part of Jojo, Stone Ocean. Now, Stone Ocean was a part that as very… mixed for Jojo fans. Many enjoyed the main Jojo, Jolyne, the main villain of this part, Enrico Pucci, and the story it had for it, but it seemed to have lacked in creative Stands. It’s like a reverse Vento Aureo, a part with amazing Stands, but weak...
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When the taon of scares comes around, everyone is always looking for something that can give them a good old fashioned scare. From pagbaba books of Bampira and the undead, to watching pelikula of aliens and serial killers. And then there are those that play video games around this time, experiencing the horror from a different perspective. Games like Resident Evil, Silent Hill, and Fatal Frame… But anyone can tell you that Halloween is all about fear. It’s an important part of Halloween, yes, but there is madami to it than that. It’s the feeling of using this to your advantage, the changing...
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Video game characters. There are THOUSANDS of them. Some are funny, some are annoying, some are great, and others… not so much (Makarov) But, then comes along those video game characters. The ones that are so well written, and so perfectly executed, that you want to see madami of these characters. And so, today, I am going to listahan my tuktok ten- no- tuktok Fifteen of my paborito video game characters. Now, a few rules before we begin. Only one game per franchise, and only from games that I have played. Lastly, I will be spoiling all of these games (Persona 4, Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker, Trauma Team,...
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Well, been a while since we talked about this fat Italian plumber. What was it, back in the 90s of this listahan we talked about 3D Land, and only now, we’re discussing another game? Well, whatever, it’s still a beloved game regardless.
In this installment of the franchise, Mario goes from the kabute Kingdom to puwang itself, and must collect stars in order to unlock new levels all with the help of Rosalina and her group of Lumas, small bituin creatures that treat her like a mother. While this isn’t my paborito of the Mario games and Super Mario Galaxy 2 was just an pangkalahatang conundrum...
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(This artikulo contains disturbing visuals, disturbing themes, extreme and graphic violence, blood and gore, and mature subjects. You have been warned)


There are many disturbing things out there in the world, with each one being something haunting for their own reasons. Some people see things as being disturbing for different reasons than others, but we can all agree that there are some haunting things out there, that scare us madami than anything that a game or a movie could do, due to how psychologically damaging they are to those who watch them. So, today, I am going to share with you another...
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 Art sa pamamagitan ng SeantheHedgehog
Art by SeantheHedgehog
When I saw the trailer for this movie back in the summer, I gotta say, I was excited. But I was also expecting disappointment, since Hollywood has a habit of disappointing me. But, surprisingly enough, this movie was awesome. Now, originally, I was going to review Halloween 3 instead of this movie, but I just had to talk about. So for all of you who badly wanted that Halloween 3 review, here is is in short. It has witchcraft and no Myers. It’s different, so it sucks (Seriously though, it is not a good movie). Now, with that out of the way, let’s talk about the clearly better movie, Don’t...
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 Art sa pamamagitan ng AquaMarine
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Another Rob Zombie movie I have watched, and another one that people are mixed about. I’ve sinabi before that I known Zombie madami for his pelikula rather than his music, and this is one of the pelikula I remember my brother telling me he loved. I didn’t know what I’d think of it. I do remember some people finding it too disgusting for them. Then again, I did have a soft spot for some of Zombie’s other movies, like El Superbeasto, so maybe this could be one of his shining gems… Or it could turn out like his Halloween movie, and we all know that’s not good. Anyway, today, we are going to...
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 Art sa pamamagitan ng SeantheHedgehog
Art by SeantheHedgehog
Well, let’s start off the first movie to review for the Halloween season. I’m just gonna pick up one at walang tiyak na layunin and see what I get first. It can range from being a really good movie, to a really… REALLY horrible one. I just hope that I can do this all without burning out sa pamamagitan ng the end of the month. So, let us take a look at our first movie. That being the very classic slasher film sa pamamagitan ng horror movie legend, Wes Craven. That movie is none other than Scream… Nah, just kidding. It’s Nightmare on Elm Street.



Oh man, has it been such a long time. Nightmare on Elm kalye follows the small...
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SEASON 1 Episode 10:

Saten: Your dating Master Sword!?

Derpy: What's the big deal?

Saten: He's nuts. Don't you remember when I first met him.

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CUTAWAY:

Saten: (a taon or two ago) Excuse me. I'm looking for the owner this business?

Mare: Wait though there (points at Master Swords office)

Saten: (starting going in).

Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.

Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-

Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought you were the mafia.

Saten: N No I'm Saten Twist.

Sword:...
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100: Repo! The Genetic Opera



99: The Room
98: Monsters, Inc.
97: Cloverfield
96: Adventures of Tintin
95: Hobo with a Shotgun
94: Watchmen
93: Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
92: Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
91: Caroline
90: Army of Darkness



89: Kick-Ass
88: Despicable Me
87: Zombieland
86: Land of the Dead
85: Goldeneye
84: District 9
83: Monster House
82: Tropic Thunder
81: King Kong
80: American Psycho



79: Dawn of the Dead
78: The Thing
77: Beauty and the Beast
76: The Road to El Dorado
75: Inglorious Bastards
74: Cast Away
73: The Incredibles
72: The Corpse Bride
71: Lemony Snicket’s Series of...
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~Story~

The story follows Benedict, a young aged man who is sent to Purgatory, which looks like a simple 1960’s town, but with dead souls who resemble the deaths they faced. Benedict is soon met with Death, a simple entrepreneur who is unable to find out anything about Benedict, and can not find out if he is meant to go to Heaven or Hell. However, Death asks Benedict to try and do some good in Purgatory. However, the downside is, unlike earth, Purgatory is not at all safe, as people could be plucked out of it immediately sa pamamagitan ng either an angel or a demon, and that it is also tahanan to the Seven...
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Now, I was always a gamer. Even when I was 7. However, I wasn’t as bravo while playing games as I am now when I was 7. So, you can imagine that their were a lot of terrifying things. So, I am going to tell you all the things in games that scared me as a kid. Now, these are all going to be games I played when I was only 7. So, I am not going to put any of the horror games on this list. Also, no Giygas, or Mimi, because those would be too obvious. Sorry. And with all that said, lets start the list

 Boulders
Boulders


#10: Boulders from Crash Bandicoot - Yes, that’s right, I was such a wuss back...
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