So back when I was a young kid, before I was big into fighting games, me and my brothers only had two options of games to play. We had either kalye Fighter II, and Mortal Kombat: Deception. And looking back… yeah, kalye Fighter II held up way better. But we still loved Mortal Kombat. We loved the characters (That weren’t new to Deception anyway, except Kenshi), we loved the brutal finishers, and we loved the world of Mortal Kombat so much. I just wish it was madami refined. And then Netherrealm Studios happened.
Mortal Kombat 9 (I know it’s just called Mortal Kombat, but screw that noise) takes place in an alternate world after the death of all the other Mortal Kombat characters starting from the first three games, with Raiden ibingiay a hint, the most vague hint in the world, in order to stop Shao Kahn from taking over Earthrealm through the Mortal Kombat tournament. First off, an actual story mode. In nakaraan games, you had these weird Quest Modes that weren’t really fighting game story modes, just weird exploration mini-games with some fighting game missions there. But here, you get a full story, a goofy one, but fun nonetheless, all mixed with a ton of fighting game challenges for you to complete. The game feels so much nicer to play now. I remember me and my brothers playing the hell out of this game when it got released. My mains were always Ermac, Jax, and alakdan because hell demons are better than ice ninjas, fucking fight me. Seeing the story unfold as beloved characters died left and right was shocking to see, and seeing what sort of twist would happen as a result of bad hints sa pamamagitan ng future Raiden was both dumb and funny. And then there’s Shao Kahn, the final boss. This son of a asong babae bastard was such a pain in the asno for me and my brother, who was way better at this game than I was. Seriously, fuck you Shao Kahn. The game also introduces something new to Mortal Kombat that it seems to have run with since. X-Ray moves, moves that were super satisfying, brutal, and a lot of fun to watch, where you just mess up the character in slow, violent fashion. These could count as fatalities, really. Oh, and this game also had some of the best fatalities in the franchise at the time, even bringing back classic ones from the original games
Mortal Kombat 9 (Still not calling it Mortal Kombat) was a refreshing game to play. It brought back the characters I have nostalgia over from my childhood (I had a weird childhood), and made them better, as well as enhancing the gameplay sa pamamagitan ng a mile. I don’t know about you, but I am damn excited to see what Mortal Kombat 11 has in store.
Scrappy Doo
Alright, everyone, after getting a feel for the game and after being able to experience it at my own mga kaibigan home, and after hundreds of Youtubers have played it, and after many old fans are still angry over it despite them wanting the franchise to go back to their horror roots, I will be talking about Capcom’s new horror game. It may have taken a long time to get to it, and it may have made people saltier than the Pacific Ocean, but it’s finally time I talk about this game. Let us all take a look at the return to horror game, Resident Evil 7: Biohazard
So as you can see, this game...
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So as you can see, this game...
So I played the original NieR some time ago. I liked what I did play, but never got to experience it enough to form a definitive opinion, but man, was that combat not the best. If it was just a little refined, I could like it more… And then Platinum Games came along. And that’s the transition to start talking about NieR: Automata.
So, when it came to the tuktok ten, I thought it would be hard for any game to just break the tuktok ten so easily. Most of my tuktok ten paborito games are games I have cherished memories with. But NieR: Automata, I have no nostalgia for, and yet it managed to break...
Another Tim Schaffer game on the listahan and only so long after I just talked about Brutal Legend. I am aware that Schaffer games have a really weird style of creativity and humor to them and are always meant for a madami niche demographic. And I am in that demographic. That said, this is Psychonauts, a game to kinda break the mold of the niche… maybe. Probably. Not really.
Psychonauts follows the character Rasputin, or Raz for short, who is a Psychonaut in training, special agents who use the power of their mind to do incredible powers. With these powers, Raz has to stop a conspiracy in...
So a friend of mine got me thinking the other day, who would win in a battle? An immortal demon who can stop the fabric of time itself, or a blue little asong babae who's got some burners on him?
...Needless to say, the victor wasn't Sonic. But then I started thinking to myself. I came up with an idea. An awful idea. An awful, awful, awful idea!
*Insert Obligatory Grinch Image Here*
But in all seriousness, I'm here to end the pagtatalo once and for all. To see who would TRULY win in a DEATH BA-
BE QUIET! You wanna get sued, kid?
Uhhh. in a....BATTLE OF DEATH! Yeah, that's it. Thanks man!
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...Needless to say, the victor wasn't Sonic. But then I started thinking to myself. I came up with an idea. An awful idea. An awful, awful, awful idea!
*Insert Obligatory Grinch Image Here*
But in all seriousness, I'm here to end the pagtatalo once and for all. To see who would TRULY win in a DEATH BA-
BE QUIET! You wanna get sued, kid?
Uhhh. in a....BATTLE OF DEATH! Yeah, that's it. Thanks man!
Anytime, mate....
Now, guess what........... There is a katakut-takot na pasta about Lil Wayne..... Just fuck it.
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare you all for the stupidest thing you will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. You know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare you all for the stupidest thing you will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. You know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
So let’s just get this out of the way. Tekken is my paborito fighting game franchise ever. I pag-ibig playing 3 in the arcades, I had a real fun time looking at the tournaments for Tekken 7, and I can safely say that my paborito so far, the one that really got me invested in the franchise, was Tekken Tag Tournament 2 (That’s some good alliteration)
Tekken follows a simple plot in pretty much every game. The Iron First tournament, or the Tekken tournament, hosted sa pamamagitan ng the president of the Zaibatsu Mishima Organization, Heihachi Mishima, in order to gather the best fighters so Heihachi can...
We all know how overused zombies are. They are in movies, tv shows, videogames, books, but rarely do we see them in anime. It’s weird. But, in the taon 2010, we got an anime known as Highschool of the Dead, which showed the classic zombies that was seen in pelikula like Night of the Living Dead. The zombies were slow and lumbered, but were huge in numbers. This anime had a lot of scenes like this.
Like this.
And even this.
But, the zombies aren’t what make Highschool of the Dead so recognizable. No, if you’ve seen this anime, you’ll mostly recognize it for scenes like this....
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Like this.
And even this.
But, the zombies aren’t what make Highschool of the Dead so recognizable. No, if you’ve seen this anime, you’ll mostly recognize it for scenes like this....
