Young Justice Article: Rules of Mount Justice

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posted by DeltaYJ

OK I found a listahan of rules set up sa pamamagitan ng Kaldur I decided to share

1. The websites Kaldur deems fit to put on Parent Control are not to be questioned.

2. Or hacked (I'm looking at you, Robin).

3. The following are not allowed to have coffee: Wally, Megan. EDIT: everyone except Kaldur and Artemis.

4. No hidden cameras without permission from an adult or Kaldur. Period.

5. Knock before entering Robin's room. Just...do it.

6. Taking Conner to see Rise of the Planet of the Apes was not funny and will not be mentioned again,

7. "Rockin' Robin" is not Robin's theme song.

8. Robin does not have, need, or want a theme song.

9. Red palaso is NOT Speedy.

10. Nor is he a Weasley.

11. Or related to Lindsey Lohan.

12. Do not make fun of Robin's age, height, cape, tights, or old outfits unless you want a batarang in the stomach.

13, Do not touch, rearrange, or "borrow" Wally's souvenirs.

14. Conner and Megan are not Edward and Bella.

15. No shipping members of the Justice League.

16. Or each other.

17. Do not write slash about your teammates. (Artemis.) (Megan, you too.)

18. If you cannot act responsibly on pizza night, it will be stopped.

19. Hands to yourself. (Wally)

20. Eyes to yourself too. (Wally)

21. No madami pag-awit "We Did It!" when we complete a mission.

22. Conner will no longer be forced to do your research assignments.

23. Do not disturb Robin while he's showering to find out what his eyes look like (Wally I'm warning you.) (And you want us to stop saying you guys are madami than friends.)

24. You break the TV, you're paying for a new one.

25. Only one "that's what she said" joke per day. EDIT: week. EDIT: month.

26. Do not borrow Artemis or Megan's shirts if you ruin all of yours. (Conner.)

27. We've already established this: Robin is not a girl.

28. Any game with the word "extreme" in it is to be played outside.

29. The game of chicken is banned completely, no exceptions.

30. Locking Wally in a closet is not okay (Artemis).

31. Kaldur does not dye his hair. End of conversation.

32. If there are any madami wars over the TV remote, Kaldur has full right to take it away.

33. Do not ride Wolf.

34. Do not—do not—climb Mount Justice.

35. Robin you are underage. No mga motorsiklo outside of missions.

36. Megan's books is not subject to teasing or quoting.

37. It is not funny to paint your face like the Joker's and sneak into Robin's room at night.

38. No madami prank calling the Justice League. Batman doesn't need caller ID to know who you are.

39. We do not wear kulay-rosas on Wednesdays. (Who gave Conner a kulay-rosas sando anyways?)

40. Pants are required attire at all team meetings.

41. "My imaginary friend did it" is not an excuse.

42. No mistletoe unless it's Christmas. EDIT: No mistletoe at all.

43. Handcuffs are to be used on villains only.

45. Wally, you know what you did. Do NOT do it again.

46. Putting tin foil on your head and pretending to be an alien is disrespectful to madami than one member of the team.

47. You do not sell samples of your hair on eBay. Or samples of your saliva. Or samples of anything else.

48. No madami politics or religion at the hapunan table. (Superman cannot become president and Batman is not God.)

49. Voodoo mga manika are strictly prohibited in the base.

50. No posting embarrassing bidyo of your teammates on YouTube. (Wally.) (Robin.) (Artemis.)

51. Mount Justice doesn't need a disco ball.

52. "The Song That Gets on Everybody's Nerves" will never be sung again.

53. Dog piling is banned. Especially if lobo is involved.

54. No madami Mythbusters. Trust me.

55. The Justice League has never fought the Deceptacons. Seriously, stop. People are getting confused.

56. The fangirls are not your friends. Do not encourage them.

57. Do not mention how much Robin sounds like Jesse McCartney Unless you want a manuntok in the face

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may-akda NOTE
Not Mine found on FF.net

AislingYJ, SB_lover0506 and 3 others like this

EclipseYJ *paints face like joker* OOOH ROBIN XD XD XD

ArtemisYJ WHAT?? These rules are jank...

Mclovin_69 rules 3, 33, 37 and 30!!! kill me!!!! look at how all of them have the number 3 in dem XD

Skittles98 Why no more Mythbusters? D: I love that show!

InfinityYJ pssh, i barely follow half of these. less even... but seriously. don't do #37... i do not recommend it.

ArtemisYJ #30- That is a necessary precuation that should be taken when needed #17- WHY NO SLASH?? and M'Gann writes slash? #3- OH YEAH CAFFENE FOR MEEEEE

AislingCarterYJ Yeah, you do not want to give me caffeine. Unless you want me running into walls at the speed of light. Yes, it's happened before. The same with cookies. Do NOT give me cookies.

FangYJ Rules are for the birds. Oh wait, that's right, i'm half of one

Kurls_Basd i sorry but i gat to disobey some of these rules like taking superboy to see Rise of the Planet of the Apes and "My imaginary friend did it is she do it don't me

godmor 30: To me it seems like the only way to get him quiet. 37: Is is really funny. 54: Why not it is a greath show.

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Cause of death: chap 2 The Masks we wear

posted by ecoelo

Beep! Beep Beep!
Artemis wakes up her eyes barely open.
"Morning Arty" Artemis forces to open her eyes to see Wally standing at the end of her bed.
"I guess we need to work on the case?" Artemis yawns. Wally throws her her costume.
"First Robin needs to see us" he begins to walk out.

Artemis appeared in her archer costume and joined the boys in a room like a science lab.
"So I tested madami on Sophie. Bruising on her lungs and throat suggest mechanical asphyxiation. Your death-by-mask theory certainly looks solid." Robin explains. Suddenly, there's an excited squeal from the other side of the room....

Cause of death: chap 2 Washed up

posted by ecoelo

Wally opened his eyes staring up at Robin, Zatanna and Bats. He bolted up, but groaned when a hurtful pain struck him. He lay back down.
"Careful there buddy. Take it nice and easy" Robin said.
"It was awful...mask, girl.." Wally's voice weakened. Bats walked to the computer.
"Mask, mask, I've heard of it before. If I just-" he typed in Mask Maker. "Of course!" he moved the screen for Wally so he could see. "Is this the guy?" the screen showed a white mask, under a hoodie, dark blue perhaps.
"Yeah that's the guy! How did ya know?" he sat up on he side of the bed.
"It's been on he news but it wasn't...

NO ! This is not possible? chapter 1

posted by Julie-alice

'What?Detention'. David shouted looking at the paper the teacher at Gotham high handed him. 'Haha'. Crystal laughed when she heard David had got detention. She walked with David and grinned.'I can't believe I got detention". David wailed.

'Again?'. Crystal said. 'You need to concentrate in class'. She added.'Yeah i hope your luck is good?'. David sinabi annoyed.

'Yup. I got the role of Juliet in school play'. Crystal smiled that ran in front of him and joined a blond haired girl. ' Artemis, I got the role of Juliet'.
Crystal sinabi exited. She was a member of Young Justice but was two years younger...

New and improved powers pt 4: Its just the beginning

posted by ecoelo

Artemis threw herself on the sopa a worried look on her face.
"What happens if hes hurt?" Artemis shot up. "Or worse. The D word" Zatanna and Megan strangely looked at her.
"What dorky? There's way madami problems than Wally being dorky" Zatanna replied moving her pawn to get Megan's knight.
"DEAD! I meant DEAD!" the girls exchanged smirking glances.
"Artemis" Megan sinabi restraining from laughing. "Wally can take care of himself. I'm sure they're fine..." Artemis tapped her finger on the coffee mesa rapidly. Kaldur appeared in the kusina eating a bag of snicker doodles.
"I'll go check if they're...

YJ members get jobs ch8 Wally

posted by brown-eyed-girl

Wally was running away from cars that kept honking at him. He had ten carts rattling in front of him. He almost got run over about ten times. Every time he put carts away several madami would appear. He had even yelled at a few customers to put the carts back. Finally he dropped of the last of the carts. He catched his breath and looked at the parking lot for the last time. He walked in the store. He went to the lunchroom and collapsed on the couch. The manager walked in.
“Hey sport what took you so long?” He asked.
“I got every kariton put away. I almost got run over about a dozen times but...

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How do you know?

posted by brown-eyed-girl

I just wrote this so it may be a little rushed or not very good. I was Pagsulat something else when i got a little off track and wrote this.

She felt tired. She felt her muscles ache and sweat dripping down her face.
“Get up” A strong voice said. She looked up at the man. She could see his entire body blocking a bright light. His face was blacked out.
“I can’t” She said. Suddenly he kicked her. Pain spread throughout her entire body.
“Then your weak” He said. He walked away. Suddenly Artemis was in her room. She turned and saw her sister’s back toward her.
“Jade we got to go before...

New and Improved powers pt 2: Roy's B-day

posted by ecoelo

Packed house. Cake. Music. It only means one thing.
BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!

We'll if you had the JL there. It was a pretty silent night at GA's house with only one adult and 8 teenagers. Wally was stuffing his mouth with hand fulls of cake while Artemis joined the other girls dancing to the music. Kaldur and Conner played a video game with the birthday boy as lobo watched. There's one person missing in this picture.
Robin.
He burst in the room a flashlight in his hand.
"There's something weird outside. You gotta see" everyone froze glancing at each other.
"Okay Robbie too scared to check it out yourself?"...

New and Improved powers pt 1: Stop calling them...kids

posted by ecoelo

Oliver a.k.a Green arrow, was watching the London Olympics on TV cheering on America in Archery when Roy burst into the room with an angry look on his face.
"What did I tell you about planning a surprise party!" he panted rapidly. GA stood up.
"Who told you?"
"Wally couldn't keep his mouth shut. Sooner or later he sinabi something about it!"
"Dang!" GA whispered to himself.
"There's no way I'm having a surprise party!"
"We'll, okay then, since you know about it, it wont be a surprise party. Problem solved." he sat back down on the sopa as the women's 100m running began to start.
"Just kanselahin the whole...

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Before Megan had a cook book YJ short

posted by brown-eyed-girl

Robin and Wally were sparing when Megan came in. Wally got distracted and turned his attention to her. Robin smirked using the opportunity to send a manuntok his way. Wally barely dodged the manuntok sa pamamagitan ng leaning back letting Robin's fist fly above his head. Both of the boys stood still for a moment.
"Cool, Matrix" Wally sinabi still in position. Robin then made a quick ilipat of sliding his feet under Wally's.
"Kid Flash fail" sinabi an electronic voice. Megan walked to them holding a tray with a pitcher and cups.
"Are you okay Wally?" She asked. Wally quickly stood up.
"Of course Babe" He said.
"I made lemonade....

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YJ members get jobs ch 3 Conner

posted by brown-eyed-girl

Conner came out of an out of order payphone. (How many out of these out of order payphones are there?) And turned the corner. Immediately he saw the giant building. He walked in. He looked around when a receptionist interrupted him.
“Clark?” Conner turned.
“Oh I’m sorry it’s just that you look a lot like Clark Kent. Can I help you?”
“Uh actually I’m here to see him. I’m Conner Kent I’m his uh uh” he sinabi not knowing what to call himself.
“Conner?” A voice asked. Conner turned and saw Clark in a suit and dorky glasses.
“What are you doing here?”
“Batman sinabi that I...

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Alienated Chpt 4... Recon Gone Wrong

posted by DiamondYJ

Wally crossed his arms and looked at Batman. The dark knight recieved a few uneasy glances from Dick and Conner as well. "So we have to break into Sportsmaster's hideout. Because that is going to be easy on any level." he says sarcastically. Batman narrows his eyes. "You have 15 minutos to get yourselves together and on the Bio-ship. Good luck." Wally turned and faced Dick after Batman had left. "I'm going to go out on a limb and say that only us three are going." he said. "I guess so." Dick says sighing. Conner shrugs. "I don't want to go." the kryptonian says. "Well, Bats orders." Dick said....

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A Bitter-sweet Spitfire

posted by SapphireCat22

"What is your problem?" I yell at him. Why is it this kid can annoy the hell out of me?

"What is your problem?" he mimicks.

"Wallace West, I swear you are the most obnoxious guy in the world." I snap.

"Well, Artemis, maybe you found your soulmate." the red-head ang sumagot angrily.

"What the hell does that mean?" I yell, advancing on him.

"You know exactly what it means. That you are the most arrogant and insecure girl in the world."

These words cut my deeply. He's Wally. Wally freaking West. Why is this bothering me?!

"I am not arrogant!" I spit, ignoring the fact that he is right about my insecurity....

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Alienated Chpt 3... Knowledge is Key

posted by DiamondYJ

Artemis stared at M'Gann. "So," she began quietly. "You've known this entire time since you were on Earth, that the martians and kromotaions were in some sort of blackmarket?" Wally glances at Artemis. He can tell she is furious. "I-I was." the scared martian admitted, wiping her tears away. Artemis looked away and narrowed her eyes. Dick sighed. "It isn't exactly her fault Artemis." The angry girl glowered even more. "She lied to us, Nightwing. What do you expect me to do? Accept and ilipat on?" Wally rolled his eyes and snapped, "That is the stupidiest thing I've ever heard Artemis. You kept...

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Alienated Chpt 1... It Begins

posted by DiamondYJ

Artemis Crock shifted her gaze to over her shoulder. School was so crowded now, so many kids. "Hey Artie." calls a voice. She snaps her gray eyes over to the most annoying boy she has ever met. "Wally...what did I tell you about calling me that?" she sighs, running her hand through her ponytail. "Um, not to call you it?" Wally guessed. "Exactly. So why do you continue to do it?" He shot the cranky blonde a childish grin. "Because it annoys you." Artemis glared at him. "I swear Wally. One araw you are going to regret calling me that." He opens his mouth to retort but a smaller boy pops up in...

Hauntings part V- Allies

posted by SilverWings13

Hauntings part V-Allies

"So you're saying Gordon Tin was dead when you got to his apartment?"
"Actually, he was alive. They were talking when I came in."
"They were talking?"
"It sounded madami like arguing. Gordon was yelling when the assassin shot him."
"How did you get in the apartment? Did you have a key? Pick the lock?"
Batgirl stepped in susunod to Robin. "What were they arguing about? Did you hear anything about the Key? The Weapon? Was there any mention of-"
Nightwing cleared his throat. "Why don't we give Mr. Howard a little break. Let him rest."
"Nightwing," Robin contradicted, "he's a witness...

Under the emotion of guilt part 3

posted by ecoelo

The archers decided to go to Mount Justice since there was nothing else to do to try erase their guilty emotion from them. As they arrived, Robin welcomed Roy to a not so good topic.
"So," Robin started. "Did he catch you?" Roy sighed and looked at his younger team member.
"Do I really have to answer that?" Artemis wasn't involved in the boys topic. Instead she looked around for Wally. In the distance, Wally hid behind Conner and Kaldur who were having a man to man talk.
"Could you hide somewhere else Wally?" Conner suggested as he pushed Wally closer to Artemis.
"No! Please don't! You don't get...

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Under the emotion of guilt part 1

posted by ecoelo

After the two archer's embarrassing moment, it was time to go home. Artemis came back from her changing room and handed Wally the rediculous clothes.
"That was the most stupidest thing I have done in my whole life!" Wally grinned.
"The most sexiest thing you've done" Artemis glared at Wally.
"Im gonna give you a serious bruse if you ever make me do that again!" She walked towards Wally and gave him a little push. "And this time, no ones gonna save you!" Wally slowly walked backwards. "Now wait a minute! Its still my birthday!" Robin walked towards the two older superheroes.
"Acually, it's way past...

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understandings part 1 ( ArtemisYJ and Mclovin_69 collide)

posted by Mclovin_69

( Bonjour!! Mclovin here me and ArtemisYJ be writtin buddies hehehehehehehehe)

The streets were silent during the night, it was like this basically every night so it didnt seem to be any different then usual. He played his gitara gentley his fingers came across the strings creating a beautiful tune, he heard the sound of change land in his case and looked up to see a man in a suit with a breif case continue on his way, he stopped playing and looked at the time, 10: 23 PM, it was getting late it looked like it was time to turn it in for the night, he took the change he had gotten playing out...

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Forgotten ch2 Another night alone

posted by brown-eyed-girl

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Bat cave: Aqaualad finished reporting to Batman. “All right Aqualad, I’ll send you a file for the susunod mission. Batman signed off. He turned from the computers. He changed from his Batman uniform and into his civilian clothes. He entered the tube and came up to the clock. He came out and walked around the house. He found himself in front of a room. He opened the door to see an empty room. He was surprised that he was surprised to be in an empty room. He slowly walked in. There were a few boxes piled in corners, but other than that it was empty. He searched the room as if he was investigating....

Never Alone V- Regret

posted by SilverWings13

Never Alone V- Regret
The bangka raced through the water of the smooth canal, the winds whisking past. The cool breeze bit into SilverWings's bare arms, making her regret leaving her dyaket hidden in the marsh. It wasn't the only decision she had made a mistake in making, she remembered as the rope binding her hands together chaffed her wrists.
Looking up, she met the eyes of her warden. He hadn't taken his eyes off her since they had left the dock, his gun resting in his hands.
"Comfortable, princess?" he smirked. Silver's smart-ass retort was muffled sa pamamagitan ng the bandana they had used to gag her. She...