Young Justice Article: Roy Gets Trolled With Hats

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posted by DeltaYJ

Roy stalked into the Mount Justice rec room, huffing under his breath about stupid archers and their stupid rules and their stupid mustaches and—

He froze mid-step, about to leave the room, and slowly turned around. There was a long moment of silence as he stared at the members of the Junior Justice League.

"…what the hellare you guys doing?" he shrieked. Everyone one of them wore an identical yellow hat with a little red feather in it, going about their everyday business.

"Aw man, you beat me again!" Wally groaned, slumping in defeat as Robin cheered over his latest video game victory. The speedster yanked the hat off his head and threw it on the ground.

Roy's mouth hung open like a fish.

"Oh, no! My cookies overcooked!" M'gann cried, flying over to where smoke was pouring out of the oven. Roy spun around in time to see her pull off her hat and send it to the ground. "Shoot!"

Kaldur emerged from the doorway, towel slung around his dry shoulders and yellow hat on his head. "The pool was closed. This displeases me," he sighed, loftily tossing off his hat. Roy turned at the sound of a growl and saw Conner glaring at the TV screen, the world's paborito Boy Scout smiling and waving on-screen.

With a roar, Conner tore off his hat and threw it on the ground. It made a pathetic poomfsound as it hit the floor. Robin was frowning at the other monitor, video game now frozen. "Aw, man, it alwaysdoes this," he groaned, pulling off his own hat and throwing it down. Artemis huffed and shook her iPod from where she was leaning against Wally, angrily tossing off her own hat as her technology broke down as well.

Roy stared at them, eye twitching, unmustached face contorting into a look of utter bemusement and terror and rage. "What—what do you think you're—" he spluttered, hands wildly flailing in the air.

Robin passed Artemis a boom box, and she silently plugged in her iPod and pressed play.

"I was walkin' through the city streets
And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink
Run faster, jump higher
Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me!"

The entire group of vigilantes screamed out with the boom box, "I THREW IT ON THE GROOOOOUND!"

Roy let out a screech of frustration and stomped out of the room, ignoring the raucous laughter behind him as he made for the zeta tubes. Batman was standing sa pamamagitan ng them, and Roy felt a sense of dread climb up his chest as—

"…"

Batglares were just as effective with yellow hats.

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The Midnight Sun Chapter 9

posted by Denelys

"The Joker escaped from Arkaham Asylum and is somewhere in the Gotham vicinity,The league has another mission so we are giving you a Legue mission.Once captured the Joker ulat back Do not mess around or Gotham is going to suffer the consequences of your actions and that goes specificly for you Kid Flash."
The Batman had his backs to us as he de-briefed.
"Im not that reckless!am I?"Wally sinabi with a mouthfull of Doritos.
You are not Wally,but you have to focus madami on the mission and less on being the best and goofing off.
"Thanks"
No prob.I was the only one out of uniform,Something is wrong I...

Night Runner Chapter 12

posted by Skittles98

I got out of the hospital kama and winced in pain. My ribs still hurt, but my arm was a bit better. In the hall, tanong and Huntress were waiting for me.
“Where is everyone?” I asked
“They all went home” Huntress said, getting up.
“Then why are you still here?” I pondered
“The least we could do is give you a ride home” Huntress smiled
“So, how are we getting there?” I asked. They walked out to the parking lot up to a blue vintage looking car.
“This, is how we’re getting you home” tanong said, opening the door. I hopped in the back seat, while Huntress and tanong got...

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A Blossuming bulaklak part 4

posted by TOTALIzzyluver

Lily awoke the susunod morning from the most marvoulous dream about mga kabayong may sungay to the sweet smell of pancakes. Still in her pajamas, the young heronie walked out of her temporary room to the kitchen. M'gann was cooking the pancakes happily on the stove. Even though it was only 10am, the green-skinned girl was already cheerful.
"Syurp?" Megan offered.
"No thanks." She sinabi taking her plate to the couch.
"No syrup? Your crazy." Wally sinabi speeding in already in infactuated with pancakes.
Robin came in next. He grabbed a plate for M'gann and sat susunod to Lily who sinabi nothing. He wanted to impress and...

The Midnight Sun Chapter 8

posted by Denelys

You look so cute!!!

M`gann you here??
"Come in look at all the dresses I have please chose one and try it on!."
Okay but if you tell me about the party.
"But its a secret whats going to happen there."
I took a dress and checked the sizes they were all my size.
M`gann are we the same size??
"No your much bigger when it comes to your chest."
I turned red,Then how come its all my size?
"I made them acording to your size."She grinned.
I have`nt seen Artemis in a while where is she?
"Shes helping the guys decorate."
Okay kulay-rosas or Blue?
"Blue it brings out your red eyes."
I need my contacts blue contacts to look normal.
"They`re pretty...

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Phantom of the Night Chapter 3

posted by Skittles98

I sat in my computer chair and started to update the encryption codes and pass words. I heard a knock on my door and I looked at the camera’s. It was the boy who had challenged me. I opened the secret door and he walked in. He walked into the Cove.
“What do you want?” I asked, not looking at him.
“I forgot my belt” he said. I picked it up off the ground and threw it over my shoulder.
“Thanks. I’ll be going now” he started to walk away then stopped. “You know, you don’t have to live alone like this. You could be part of a team”
“Who sinabi I wanted to sumali a team. Who said...

The Midnight Sun Chapter 6

posted by Denelys

The waterfall.

Recognized kalapati B07
"Dove yay your here!!!"
Whats with the welcoming committe?
"Umm is it okay if we come tahanan with you to see your house???"
Why??Whats up with them wanting to see my huse they`ve been pagganap strange since yesterday.
"We wanted to see where you live."
Okay but this might come in as a shock but I don`t live in a house I live in the forest with animals.
"Can we come see?"
Okay,okay you can all come.
The portal took us to the forest.Here this is my home.
"You sleep and when your not around your here?"
Yes wally im always helping nature as it helped
me live if nature had`nt been kind to me...

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The Twists of Fate Chapter 1

posted by Skittles98

“Dunuphear” I said. A silver coin appeared in my hand.
“Great job Liana” Zatanna smiled “Now let’s try the growing spell”
“Okay. Cab oot lamron” I said. The tiny doll caught on fire. Zatanna put it out quickly.
“Sorry” I squeaked
“It’s okay. I’ve burnt tons of dolls” she laughed. I knew she was lying.
“Let’s try the transfiguration spell now” she said
“Lex eeb nacorb” I spoke. The doll fizzed, glowed, then nothing. “Anied muceb namew” still nothing.
“It’s useless. I’m never going to be a sorceress” I sighed
“Keep hope Liana. Why don’t we try that...

The Midnight Sun Chapter 1

posted by Denelys

How Dawn found Dusk.

I ran for my life,I knew that if I stayed i`d be killed.
My family was killed my sister Dusk and Mother and Father.
Only me Dawn Sonozaki could run away and cower in fear.
The beast left when I entered I was horrified to see the empty carcasses of my Father and Mother but no Dusk when I went to her Room she was stabbed in the puso there laying peacefully.
I vowed revenge for my family I ran to my room and grabbed a pouch under my kama I found this sword and two blades,I had taken the kutsilyo used to stab Dusk and ran out the door I took the lantern and my black magsuot ng bata of the apoy daga I looked back...

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Cat and Dusk Chapter 13

posted by Skittles98

“We’ll be back as soon as possible” I hugged Cat. While Artemis, Megan and I would be heading off to hunt the assassin with Red Arrow, she would be staying with Robin, Kid Flash, Aqualad and Super Boy.
“Be careful, and don’t do anything stupid” she smiled
“I’m not you” I laughed. I waved good bye. Someone grabbed my shoulder. I turned to see Robin standing there. I hugged him tightly.
“Good luck” he whispered in my ear. I let go and walked over to the bio ship. I climbed in and found everyone waiting for me.
“Let’s go” I sinabi as I sat down
“So, what’s the plan again?”...

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Cat and Dusk Chapter 11

posted by Skittles98

“You modeled? For what?” Robin exclaimed
“A stupid magazine cover. It was before I saw my inner darkness and when I actually cared about being popular” I sighed
“No way” he said
“Way” I looked at the fading stars ”You have to promise not to tell anyone. Swear on my life you won’t”
“Why your life?” he asked
“Because I know you wouldn’t let anything hurt me” I whispered
“That’s true. I wouldn’t let anything happen to you” He sinabi quietly. I looked back at him. He looked into my eyes. I looked where his eyes should be.
“Robin?” I sinabi softly
“Yeah” I looked...

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Cat and Dusk Chapter 10

posted by Skittles98

I opened the door a crack and looked out. Nobody was awake. I opened it the rest of the way and flew out. I flew low to the ground. People would look out for things at head height, not flat against the ground. I flew to the mission room. I pulled up a computer screen and searched through the files. Cheshire’s had to be here somewhere.
“Where art thou Cheshire? If there is a file on here about you, don’t think I won’t find it” I muttered to myself
“Under Ch. segundo file from the bottom” a voice said
“Thank’s” I said, forgetting I wasn’t supposed to be up.
“No problem.”...

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Cat and Dusk Chapter 8

posted by Skittles98

I sat outside the bio ship, alone. I was the first one back, which was strange considering I was the last one informed.
‘Megan, is everything okay?’ I asked mentally
‘Thalia! We’re under attack! Cheshire woke and attacked us! She called in reinforcements too. We’re outnumbered. Super Boy and Artemis are down. We need back up. Call in the league. Tell them where the bomb is and where we are. Do not try to fight with us. It is a hopeless battle’ she ordered.
‘”Batman! The team is under attack. They have found the bomb, but were ambushed sa pamamagitan ng Cheshire” I sinabi into the comm. unit....

Cat and Dusk Chapter 5

posted by Skittles98

I walked out to find Cat in her uniform. She was wearing brown capris leggings and a cute brown top.

I grabbed my eye thick black eye liner and started to work on my secret identity. I drew Celtic designs around my eyes. I pulled on my black body suit and my skinny jeans. I pulled on some gloves and looked in the mirror. I looked, dare I say it, alright. I walked out to find Cat in her uniform. She was wearing brown capris leggings and a cute brown top. To make her identity a secret, she changed her eyes from blue to green. I wore black boots while Cat went bare foot.
‘Hey, you guys ready?’ a voice asked
“Cat, did you hear that?” I asked
“Hear what?” she asked. So it was in my head....

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Cat and Dusk Chapter 2

posted by Skittles98

“No. Not that I remember, at least” I turned away
“You sinabi you had a sister. What does she call you?” asked a male voice
“She calls me cat, because of well, you know. She also sinabi when I was born, an oracle sinabi I would do bad things and my real name is a curse where we’re from. The oracle was right. I did do bad things. Now we’re being chased sa pamamagitan ng some creepy guys and the assassin leader, some chick in a short green kimono and a white mask” I shivered
“Shadow’s” sinabi one of them
“No, I’m pretty sure they’re real” I remembered when they shot at me.
“No, they’re...

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Cat and Dusk Chapter 1 Cat's View

posted by Skittles98

Sorry about the suckish title! Last minuto make!

I ran through the forest, mud and rain splattering my body. My pursuers were closing in. I just had to keep running and trust my sister would protect me. She had always been there for me. When I got involved with the wrong people, she had my back. She tried to change me. I didn’t listen, and my punishment was horrible. Now, we were being hunted thanks to me. But no matter what I did, Thalia stuck with me for some reason. She may not be the most positive girl in the world, or the happiest, but she was loyal, and that’s all I could ask for.
“Keep...

Fly On Chapter 5

posted by Skittles98

“I’m on Themyscira. I am un-harmed and doing well. I’m being trained to be an Amazon. Don’t come. We are preparing in case of battle. There is something on the horizon coming towards us that might pose a threat” I informed them. I saw my hawks flying towards me. I held out my arm and they landed. They made a bunch of caws and squawks that I understood. There was a bangka with six people coming towards here. No weapons, but four men.
“Okay. We’ll send Megan and Artemis to pick you up” Robin informed me
“No. Not yet. I’m not finished here. I must help my sisters against the men.”...

Fly On Chapter 4

posted by Skittles98

I opened my eyes to three hawks circling above my head. They all kalapati down and started cuddling me.
“I pag-ibig you guys too” I laughed “Anything to report?”
They all shook their heads. I got up and started to fly. They came with me. I saw Hypolita mounting her horse. I flew down to her.
“Greeting m’lady. How was your night?” I curtsied
“It was good. Thank you for asking” she smiled
“Your welcome. So, what’s on today’s schedule?” I asked
“You will be magically endowed with Amazonian strength” she said
“Okay. When will that begin?” I asked
“At mid day” she replied....

Flying High Chapter 28

posted by Skittles98

I kept fighting Wally. He would just not give up on this, now would he?
“Why are you doing this?” I demanded
“Because you embarrassed me this morning” Wally grinned evilly. I kept struggling. Finally, I got free. I flew up higher than the tuktok of the pasko tree. I saw Megan start flying up here. I flew around the opposite side she came. Then I got an idea. All I needed to do was get out. I saw my opening when Connor moved from the door. I sped down and out the door. I flew into the mission room and saw Batman. I hid behind him.
“Alex, what are you doing?” Batman asked
“Mistletoe…kiss…chase…hide…Robin…mistletoe…ME!”...

Flying High Chapter 25

posted by Skittles98

I opened my eyes to find myself in the bio ship.
“How-?” I started
“You fell asleep when you were driving. Luckily, M’gann saw the car and telekinetically got it out of the way before you crashed” Kalder explained
“Wait. What time is it?” I asked
“It is…1:45 in the morning” Robin said
“Then…MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!” I exclaimed. Everyone smiled.
“Wait. It’s probably too late for anyone to go home, so why don’t you guys just sleep over? We have enough extra rooms for everyone to get their own!” Megan suggested. As we flew back, everyone picked room assignments. Robin...

Flying High Chapter 24

posted by Skittles98

“Your tough chica, but Bane is tougher! I was sent to face the justice league. I was trained to face Super Man!” Bane gloated
“I’ll just have to get creative then” I said, flying high. I spiraled down at some what astonishing speeds and bashed Bane. I could hear the team struggling with the bombs. It was already 11:45. I kept attacking Bane, trying to get all my anger and sorrow out. This was the Bane that took my mother from me!. I kept smashing until he pulled me to the ground and kept me down, punching me. 11:58.
”Wait! I’ll make a deal!” I sinabi as he raised his arm to strike...