Citizen: Yo? what the fuck!?
Shene: OPEN FIRE!! (they all begin shooting)
Shane: sa pamamagitan ng the way. If you die or fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife.
Shane: Enough is ENOUGH!.. Enough of this!.. Enough sitting around masterbating!
Daryl: Just that ONE time!
Shane: NOUGH! Risking our lives, over a little girl who's GONE! Enough! Living susunod to kamalig with things that want to kill us!.. I mean. It might just be the alcohol talking bu-
Daryl: This place has alcohol!?
Shane: ENOUTH! Interrupting me all the time!
Daryl: Whatever.
Shane: ow! If you wanna live!? You wanna SURVIVE!? You gotta FIGHT FOR IT! You gotta want it! Don't cha want it!? DON'T CHA WANT IT!.. I know I sure do! I want it real BAD!.. Because I'm high on pain killers and I'm opening those kamalig doors so we can finish this cornshit! Wait here! Wait now!
Shane: (punches Randell in the nose) Oh, was that your nose? Cause I'm pretty sure that was your nose?
Randell: Your crazy!
Shane: that's not crazy! (takes out his classic pistol and points it at Randell) THIS IS CRAZY!
Rick: Shane, what are yo-
Shane: (turns the gun sideways) I'll even turn sideways like a black man!
Rick: Have you Nawawala your mind!?
Shane: YES! YES I HAVE!!
Rick: Calm dow-
Shane: (pacing anxiously) I"M YELLING AND PACING AGAIN!!
Shane: (throws wrench violently at Rick) AMERICA!!
Rick: (dodges it at the last second) Shit dude!... That was fantastic aim!
Shane: (literary after trying to kill him) Thanks.. Your such a good friend.
Meggie: (being extra nice to Shane)
Shane: (to Dale) You know Maggie has really flourished since Ottis was murdered.
Dale: What are you talking about. Ottis's death was an accident.
Shane: (grins evilly) witch is exactly what someone who pulled off the perfect murder, would want you to think.
Dale: What are y-. (getting nervous) Shane.. Did you.. Did you kill Ottis.
Shane: Of coarse not Dale. (his head slowly starts turning to his side as he talks) Remember what you said. I'm all talk. I couldn't possibly go through with it.
Dale: (shocked) My god. You did it! You ACTUALLY did it.
Shane: (his head is now turned past 90 degrees) My god, I really screwed myself up here. Hey, do mind going into the phone book and getting the number to that acupuncturist.
Dale: (angry) You son of a bitch! You killed Ottis!
Shane: (evilly) Good luck proving that Dale.. (more serious) but seriously, that number?
Shane: Well.. Sorry it had to come to this Ricky boy. 'tragic hunting accident!
Rick: Your crazy!
Shane: I'm crazy because I REFUSE TO DIE!? Is that crazy!? (jumping around hyperly) DO I LOOK LIKE A CRAZY PERSON!?
Shane: (Rick revealed he never cared for GodFather) Fuck you man! This is exactly why I want to kill you! Your just so stupid!.. Now raise your fuckin gun!
Rick: But it's not even load- ( accidentally shoots Shane in the stomach).
Rick: Shit!? Dose it hurt!>
Shane: OF COARSE IT FUCKIN HURTS!!
Shene: OPEN FIRE!! (they all begin shooting)
Shane: sa pamamagitan ng the way. If you die or fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife.
Shane: Enough is ENOUGH!.. Enough of this!.. Enough sitting around masterbating!
Daryl: Just that ONE time!
Shane: NOUGH! Risking our lives, over a little girl who's GONE! Enough! Living susunod to kamalig with things that want to kill us!.. I mean. It might just be the alcohol talking bu-
Daryl: This place has alcohol!?
Shane: ENOUTH! Interrupting me all the time!
Daryl: Whatever.
Shane: ow! If you wanna live!? You wanna SURVIVE!? You gotta FIGHT FOR IT! You gotta want it! Don't cha want it!? DON'T CHA WANT IT!.. I know I sure do! I want it real BAD!.. Because I'm high on pain killers and I'm opening those kamalig doors so we can finish this cornshit! Wait here! Wait now!
Shane: (punches Randell in the nose) Oh, was that your nose? Cause I'm pretty sure that was your nose?
Randell: Your crazy!
Shane: that's not crazy! (takes out his classic pistol and points it at Randell) THIS IS CRAZY!
Rick: Shane, what are yo-
Shane: (turns the gun sideways) I'll even turn sideways like a black man!
Rick: Have you Nawawala your mind!?
Shane: YES! YES I HAVE!!
Rick: Calm dow-
Shane: (pacing anxiously) I"M YELLING AND PACING AGAIN!!
Shane: (throws wrench violently at Rick) AMERICA!!
Rick: (dodges it at the last second) Shit dude!... That was fantastic aim!
Shane: (literary after trying to kill him) Thanks.. Your such a good friend.
Meggie: (being extra nice to Shane)
Shane: (to Dale) You know Maggie has really flourished since Ottis was murdered.
Dale: What are you talking about. Ottis's death was an accident.
Shane: (grins evilly) witch is exactly what someone who pulled off the perfect murder, would want you to think.
Dale: What are y-. (getting nervous) Shane.. Did you.. Did you kill Ottis.
Shane: Of coarse not Dale. (his head slowly starts turning to his side as he talks) Remember what you said. I'm all talk. I couldn't possibly go through with it.
Dale: (shocked) My god. You did it! You ACTUALLY did it.
Shane: (his head is now turned past 90 degrees) My god, I really screwed myself up here. Hey, do mind going into the phone book and getting the number to that acupuncturist.
Dale: (angry) You son of a bitch! You killed Ottis!
Shane: (evilly) Good luck proving that Dale.. (more serious) but seriously, that number?
Shane: Well.. Sorry it had to come to this Ricky boy. 'tragic hunting accident!
Rick: Your crazy!
Shane: I'm crazy because I REFUSE TO DIE!? Is that crazy!? (jumping around hyperly) DO I LOOK LIKE A CRAZY PERSON!?
Shane: (Rick revealed he never cared for GodFather) Fuck you man! This is exactly why I want to kill you! Your just so stupid!.. Now raise your fuckin gun!
Rick: But it's not even load- ( accidentally shoots Shane in the stomach).
Rick: Shit!? Dose it hurt!>
Shane: OF COARSE IT FUCKIN HURTS!!
#5: WINDWAKERGUY430:
So.. He may seem innocent enough, but he most gets mad at about everything.
But hey.. If a sitcom spoof that turns into a shootout for no god damn reason, is your kind of humour.. Than have fun.. Weirdo's
#4: JADE_23:
........... Thought I would of had something for Jade, but guess not.
#3: CANADA24:
Basically he's someone who reviews certain shows, like Hellsing for example, but only says "mwa" instead of actually INTELLIGENT reviews.
And most of his "humour" is no different than Wind.. In fact he steals Wind's idea a lot.. Usually making them even madami mean spirited and unfunny..
#2: AQUAMARINE
Just avoid her in general, she's weird..
#1: EVERYONE ELSE:
Their all dicks.. With an odd acceptation of people like those people that rant about patong lalaki and Josh. Their the REAL human beings..
So.. He may seem innocent enough, but he most gets mad at about everything.
But hey.. If a sitcom spoof that turns into a shootout for no god damn reason, is your kind of humour.. Than have fun.. Weirdo's
#4: JADE_23:
........... Thought I would of had something for Jade, but guess not.
#3: CANADA24:
Basically he's someone who reviews certain shows, like Hellsing for example, but only says "mwa" instead of actually INTELLIGENT reviews.
And most of his "humour" is no different than Wind.. In fact he steals Wind's idea a lot.. Usually making them even madami mean spirited and unfunny..
#2: AQUAMARINE
Just avoid her in general, she's weird..
#1: EVERYONE ELSE:
Their all dicks.. With an odd acceptation of people like those people that rant about patong lalaki and Josh. Their the REAL human beings..
I forgot about this show..
I'm not watching Death Note anymore..
For all those saying, you don't like it cause you haven't watched it.
Well, I HAVE watched it.
Truth is, I don't care about ANY of those characters, and what happens to them.
Sorry Aqua, this includes L..
So, yeah, sticking to Monster..
Here's to hoping something INTERESTING happens soon.
It's getting a bit dull..
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I'm not watching Death Note anymore..
For all those saying, you don't like it cause you haven't watched it.
Well, I HAVE watched it.
Truth is, I don't care about ANY of those characters, and what happens to them.
Sorry Aqua, this includes L..
So, yeah, sticking to Monster..
Here's to hoping something INTERESTING happens soon.
It's getting a bit dull..
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#1: He CAN be funny:
But he never seems to try too hard.
Eight Crazy Nights shows how much he wastes his OWN talents..
#2: I actually LIKE his normal voice:
But, I'm guessing that he thinks it is funny to sound as annoying as possible, even though his normal voice is WAY funnier, than a tone deaf voice..
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But he never seems to try too hard.
Eight Crazy Nights shows how much he wastes his OWN talents..
#2: I actually LIKE his normal voice:
But, I'm guessing that he thinks it is funny to sound as annoying as possible, even though his normal voice is WAY funnier, than a tone deaf voice..
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1☆ everything i do, i do it for you
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2☆ please forgive me
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3☆ summer of '69
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4☆ heaven
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5☆ run to you
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6☆ straight from the heart
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☆.☆.☆.☆.☆.
7☆ here i am
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☆.☆.☆.☆.☆.
8☆ somebody
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9☆ never let go
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10☆ kids wanna rock
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1: Clearence Little:
The corrupt cop Francis McCreary wants Clearence dead for reasons explained in the beginning cut away (most of them self centred).
I don't really like killing this guy, despite the fact he tries to kill you later in a walang tiyak na layunin encounter.
He's still was pleading for life, and Niko doesn't seem like the type who would kill someone on their knees... Unless it's friggin Dimitri.
If you do the excutution ilipat on him, Niko will even apologize for having killed him..
2: Dwayne Forge
I always kill palikero instead of Dwayne.
Cause Dwayne is such a nice guy, and it makes me feel madami guilty..
The corrupt cop Francis McCreary wants Clearence dead for reasons explained in the beginning cut away (most of them self centred).
I don't really like killing this guy, despite the fact he tries to kill you later in a walang tiyak na layunin encounter.
He's still was pleading for life, and Niko doesn't seem like the type who would kill someone on their knees... Unless it's friggin Dimitri.
If you do the excutution ilipat on him, Niko will even apologize for having killed him..
2: Dwayne Forge
I always kill palikero instead of Dwayne.
Cause Dwayne is such a nice guy, and it makes me feel madami guilty..
episode: ALL ABOUT THE MORMONS
Stan refuses to become Greg's friend, because he believe's his family religion is stupid, and the family is disturbingly nice..
But Greg later approaches Stan, saying he won't try to be his friend anymore, and also uses the following speech...
"Look, maybe us Mormons do believe in crazy stories that make absolutely no sense, and maybe Joseph Smith did make it all up, but I have a great life. and a great family, and I have the Book of Mormon to thank for that. The truth is, I don't care if Joseph Smith made it all up, because what the church teaches now is loving your family, being nice and helping people. And even though people in this town might think that's stupid, I still choose to believe in it. All I ever did was try to be your friend, Stan, but you're so high and mighty you couldn't look past my religion and just be my friend back. You've got a lot of growing up to do, buddy. Suck my balls."
Stan refuses to become Greg's friend, because he believe's his family religion is stupid, and the family is disturbingly nice..
But Greg later approaches Stan, saying he won't try to be his friend anymore, and also uses the following speech...
"Look, maybe us Mormons do believe in crazy stories that make absolutely no sense, and maybe Joseph Smith did make it all up, but I have a great life. and a great family, and I have the Book of Mormon to thank for that. The truth is, I don't care if Joseph Smith made it all up, because what the church teaches now is loving your family, being nice and helping people. And even though people in this town might think that's stupid, I still choose to believe in it. All I ever did was try to be your friend, Stan, but you're so high and mighty you couldn't look past my religion and just be my friend back. You've got a lot of growing up to do, buddy. Suck my balls."
In celebration of finally beating Red Dead 2.. Here's best mga panipi of new protagonst, Arthur Morgan..
#1:
Arthur: Damn Marston. That's smart.. You might the only guy I know, to be half eaten sa pamamagitan ng wolves, and come back a smarter man..
#2:
Arthur: As long as we get paid or you get shot I'm happy.
#3:
Arthur: Maybe when your mother is finished mourning your father... I'll keep her in black, on your behalf.
#4:
Arthur: John made it. He's the only one. Rest of us... No.
#5:
Arthur: This whole thing is pretty much done. We're madami ghosts than people.
#6:
Tommy: Come on than pretty boy!
Arthur: Pretty boy? You're kidding me, Pretty Boy!?
#7:
Micah: Seems were the only ones crazy enough to be out here.
Arthur: Don't speak to me about 'crazy'.
#8:
Arthur: I gave you all I had....
#1:
Arthur: Damn Marston. That's smart.. You might the only guy I know, to be half eaten sa pamamagitan ng wolves, and come back a smarter man..
#2:
Arthur: As long as we get paid or you get shot I'm happy.
#3:
Arthur: Maybe when your mother is finished mourning your father... I'll keep her in black, on your behalf.
#4:
Arthur: John made it. He's the only one. Rest of us... No.
#5:
Arthur: This whole thing is pretty much done. We're madami ghosts than people.
#6:
Tommy: Come on than pretty boy!
Arthur: Pretty boy? You're kidding me, Pretty Boy!?
#7:
Micah: Seems were the only ones crazy enough to be out here.
Arthur: Don't speak to me about 'crazy'.
#8:
Arthur: I gave you all I had....
