How do I become sarcastic?
"You answer tanong such as THIS one"
My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"
Can you get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"
Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!"
I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"GOOD!"
Why are mga sanggol ugly at first?
"YOU try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!"
How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
"You take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start."
Is is normal to be in pag-ibig with your dog?
"... You need help"
Do you Pusa know when your masterbating? I'm asking for a friend?
"Your friend needs to stop smoking so much weed"
Do they have toliet paper in Canada?
"Coarse not! We use the flag of whatever country your from"
Is their birds in Canada:
"Obviously you never seen Alpha and Omega"
What happens if you paint your teeth white with nail polish?
"You die!"
How do I test if my pagong is gay?
"you ipakita it your penis, and see if it stares for madami than 20 seconds"
Are there autographs of Hesus Christ?
"No, they were all turned into wine"
"You answer tanong such as THIS one"
My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"
Can you get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"
Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!"
I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"GOOD!"
Why are mga sanggol ugly at first?
"YOU try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!"
How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
"You take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start."
Is is normal to be in pag-ibig with your dog?
"... You need help"
Do you Pusa know when your masterbating? I'm asking for a friend?
"Your friend needs to stop smoking so much weed"
Do they have toliet paper in Canada?
"Coarse not! We use the flag of whatever country your from"
Is their birds in Canada:
"Obviously you never seen Alpha and Omega"
What happens if you paint your teeth white with nail polish?
"You die!"
How do I test if my pagong is gay?
"you ipakita it your penis, and see if it stares for madami than 20 seconds"
Are there autographs of Hesus Christ?
"No, they were all turned into wine"
THE NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy you guys enjoyed even madami then I "thought" you people would..."
SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless you like stupid comedies sa pamamagitan ng an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid tagahanga fiction site... :)"
ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"
CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy you guys enjoyed even madami then I "thought" you people would..."
SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless you like stupid comedies sa pamamagitan ng an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid tagahanga fiction site... :)"
ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"
CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
Anyone who's seen my awatara photo, can clearly guess who my paborito Hellsing character is.
And in honor of this, I decided to review a story sa pamamagitan ng him.
And despite there being all these great stories of.
I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.
The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).
Anyway.
As for the story itself.
The pamagat is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.
The story itself.
Well.. I have nothing to say.
But trust me.
It's bad..
And in honor of this, I decided to review a story sa pamamagitan ng him.
And despite there being all these great stories of.
I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.
The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).
Anyway.
As for the story itself.
The pamagat is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.
The story itself.
Well.. I have nothing to say.
But trust me.
It's bad..