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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 63

A Bad Week For Frenchy

Date: January 5, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming

Hawkeye: *Driving a freight train into the yards*
Orion: *Driving a passenger train susunod to Hawkeye, and passes him*
Hawkeye: *Stops train sa pamamagitan ng yard tower*
Snowflake: *Walking out of tower* Pierce!
Hawkeye: *Gets out of train* Yeah?
Snowflake: Pete wants to see you in his office.
Hawkeye: Okay. *Goes to Pete's office*
Snowflake: Somepony get these engines off the train, and into the servicing facility.
Wilson: I got it.

Hawkeye got to Pete's office, and saw that he was smiling.

Hawkeye: You wanted to see me?
Pete: Yes. Please sit down.
Hawkeye: *Sits down*
Pete: As you probably know, you have been working on this railroad for ten years.
Hawkeye: Ten years, and still going strong.
Pete: And since you've been working on this line I must say that you have been doing excellent. You are right on time, very reliable, and you know how to deal with tough situations.
Hawkeye: Thank you sir.
Pete: You're welcome. Orion is waiting at the station in a passenger train. I want you to work with him to get the train into Omaha.
Hawkeye: I'm on it. *Walks out of office* Right on time, very reliable, and I know how to deal with tough situations. I really enjoy my job here.

But three mga kabayong may sungay were having the opposite feeling, as they were waiting in the trainyard. Gordon, and Coffee Crème were to take a train of steel into Denver, but there were not enough engines, so they had to wait for Stylo to arrive with his train.

Jeff: *Looking at train of steel* I haven't seen that much steel on one train since 1942.
Coffee Crème: Never mind that. Where's Stylo? He should be here sa pamamagitan ng now.
Gordon: We get no rest! *Walks in front of Coffee Crème* What's the matter with you Frenchy? It's not dark outside at all. Stop complaining, and use your magic to get an engine here so we won't have to wait any longer.
Coffee Crème: I'm not afraid of the dark. Anyway, you should use your magic. You need the exercise.
Gordon: What are you talking about?
Coffee Crème: You're so fat you could be a clown. You should sumali the circus.
Stylo: *Arrives in his train, and gets out* Oh, so you've heard the news?
Jeff: What news?
Stylo: About the circus.
Gordon: Stylo, what are you talking about?
Stylo: The circus just arrived. Pete wants all of us to work together to get all of the freight cars unloaded, and he'll choose one of us to take the circus away once the ipakita ends.

So the susunod day, everypony on the Union Pacific got to work helping the circus ponies unloading the freight cars, and stored them into the yards once everything was unloaded. They were having a pleasant time, but got very angry when Gordon was chosen to take the circus out of town.

Gordon: *Leaning head out of the window as he drives away* So long suckers! *Blows horn*
Coffee Crème: Why did Pete choose him, out of all the ponies that were engineers?
Ike: I don't know. But to tell you the truth, I also don't care.

A little while later, Coffee Crème was called into Pete's office.

Pete: Coff, I need you to get some workers, and take them to the nearest tunnel. We just got a telegram saying it's blocked.
Coffee Crème: Alright. *Leaves office so she can do her work*

Date: January 6, 1957
Location: West of Cheyenne

Coffee Creme was told sa pamamagitan ng Pete to get some workers at a tunnel which was blocked. She found the job boring, as she was driving an engine, and pushing two gondola freight cars where the workers, and their equipment were on.

They stopped outside the tunnel. The workers went inside. It was very dark, and quiet, but not for long. A sound was heard, as if it was a big animal, and the workers ran out looking terrified.

Worker Leader: What happened?
Worker 46: We started to dig at the block, but it grunted, and moved.
Worker Leader: That's ridiculous.
Worker 62: It's not ridiculous. It's big, and alive!
Worker 53: We're not going in there again.
Worker Leader: Right. I'll ride on the train, and Coffee Creme will push it out.
Coffee Creme: *Jumps out of engine, and walks to Leader* Whoa, whoa, wait. What?!
Worker Leader: You're driving the train into the tunnel, and pushing whatever is blocking that tunnel out.
Coffee Creme: No thank you. (I hate the dark, but this is worse. Something big, and alive is inside.) I don't want to go in.
Worker Leader: Neither do I, but we must clear the line.
Coffee Creme: *Sighs, as she nervously walks back into her engine, and slowly drive inside*
Worker 34: Do you think they're going to die?
Worker 62: Oh shut up.
Coffee Creme: *Gets train into tunnel*

The train stopped, then all of a sudden, it started moving backwards. First out was Coffee Creme in her engine, then the freight cars, and last of all was an elepante pushing the train back.

Worker 51: I don't believe it.
Worker Leader: Believe it. It's an elepante from the circus that was here earlier. Somepony go call them, and get some pagkain for this thing.
Worker 58: I got it. *Goes off to call the circus*

Shortly after calling the circus, the worker returned with peanuts, and water for the elephant.

Worker 62: What is the name of this elephant?
Worker 58: I don't think they named it yet.
Elephant: *Drinking water*
Coffee Creme: *Getting impatient* Let's go! I wanna get out of here! *Blowing whistle on her engine*
Elephant: *Gets scared, and blows water on Coffee Creme*
Workers: *Laughing*

The elepante was reunited with one of the circus ponies, and they walked sa pamamagitan ng the railway line together. All the workers thought it was fun, but Coffee Creme was not pleased.

Coffee Creme: An elepante pushed me! Then it blew water onto me!

That night, just before the work araw ended, she talked about it with Gordon, Jeff and a few others. They felt sorry for Coffee Creme, but still teased her.

Jeff: First the dark, then an elephant. Whatever will you be afraid of next?
Hawkeye: I don't think you did a bad job dealing with it.
Coffee Creme: You don't think so?
Hawkeye: No. As a matter of fact, I think you were bravo to take it on.
Coffee Creme: *Laughing* I didn't even do anything.
Hawkeye: Anything you say. Listen, I know you're having a bad week so far, but when something gets bad, it can only get better, right?
Coffee Creme: I think so.
Hawkeye: Good. Don't forget that, and I'll see you tomorrow.

Date: January 7, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming, inside the train station.

Pete: *In his office*
Gordon: *Knocking on door*
Pete: Who's there?
Gordon: It's Gordon. I just wanted you to know that I'm going to Chicagoat like you asked.
Pete: Yeah. The Monon Railway needs another engineer. Get going.
Gordon: Yes sir. *Walks away*

As Gordon left, another parang buriko arrived. He wore a black fedora with a amerikana in the same color.

Fedora Pony: *Knocking on door*
Pete: Yeah?
Fedora Pony: FBI. Please let me in.
Pete: Door's unlocked. Come in.
FBI Pony: *Walks in* Good morning Mr. Reimer.
Pete: How did you know my name?
FBI Pony: It's on your desk.
Pete: Oh yeah. What can I do for you?
FBI Pony: Me, as well as a few others have been studying the files of one of your workers. We have reason to believe that she is a communist spy.
Pete: A communist spy? Who?
FBI Pony: One sa pamamagitan ng the name of Coffee Creme.
Pete: Coffee Creme? Why do think she's working for the Soviets?
FBI Pony: Because she lived in Europa before moving into the United States of Equestria.
Pete: She's french. They're our allies.
FBI Pony: That's not how we see it. We think she has been gathering information from your railway when you delivering supplies to the army during the Korean War.
Pete: You really think she's a spy just because she's from Europe?
FBI Pony: Yeah.
Pete: Forgive me, but your government has hit a new low, and you never showed me your badge.
FBI Pony: Right. Sorry. *Shows badge* Satisfied?
Pete: I just can't believe that Coffee Creme is a Russian spy.
FBI Pony: We couldn't believe it either, until we found out where she came from. It says that she moved to Equestria from France during the outbreak of World War 2.
Pete: That's because Nazis were taking over. Did you want her to get killed sa pamamagitan ng them, or would you rather have her come here, and support the Red, White, and Blue?
FBI Pony: I don't have time for this. Please ipakita me where Ms. Creme is.
Pete: *Sighs* The trainyard. She's working with a few other ponies sa pamamagitan ng the yard tower.
FBI Pony: Thank you. Will you come with me please?
Pete: Sure. What have I got to lose? Besides a worker?

So Pete, and the FBI parang buriko went to the yards.

Wilson: I'm gonna get a freight train set up, and Pete wants you to take it into Pocatello.
Coffee Creme: Okay.
Pete: *Standing sa pamamagitan ng yard tower* Wait here, I'll get her for you.
FBI Pony: Much obliged. *Leaning on tower, and starts to smoke a cigarette*
Snowflake: *Standing on stairs* Hey, do you mind? Some of us don't like that kind of stuff.
FBI Pony: Get back to work before I arrest you for being a communist.
Snowflake: Okay. *Walks back into tower* That was weird.
Pete: *Returns to tower with Coffee Creme*
FBI Pony: Oh good. You got her. Let's go.
Coffee Creme: Go where?
FBI Pony: To where I tell you to go. You're accused of being a Russian spy.
Coffee Creme: But I'm not even Russian.
FBI Pony: Don't argue, it'll just make things worse.

So the FBI parang buriko took Coffee Creme away.

Pete: I'm really going to miss her.
Wilson: *Walks over to Pete* Sir? Where's Coffee Creme going? I got her train set up.
Pete: She's not going to be driving anymore trains Wilson. You do it.
Wilson: Yes sir. *Goes to drive the freight train*

The susunod day, everypony heard about what happened, except for Gordon. He was on his way back from Chicagoat. Hawkeye, and Stylo were talking at the station, while sitting on a bench.

Hawkeye: I never got a chance to say goodbye to her.
Stylo: Neither did I.
Hawkeye: I'm never going to forget that first araw she walked in here. We worked together, we had fun together, and we made fun of Gordon together.
Stylo: Then they started dating.
Hawkeye: Yeah. I guess she felt sorry for him, and didn't want us making fun of him.

Then suddenly, a big freight car was seen. It was so wide, that it was on two train tracks.

Hawkeye: uy Stylo, look at that.
Stylo: It's stopping.
Hawkeye: Yeah, I wonder why.
Pete: *Walks out of station, and onto platform* Pierce, I got a telegram from Gordon.
Hawkeye: What does it say?
Pete: Dear assholes.
Stylo: Maybe that boxcar is also from Gordon.
Pete: I heard that you let the FBI take Coffee Creme away. Because of this, I'm going to attack you in a tank.
Hawkeye: Maybe Stylo's right. If Gordon does attack us in a tank, it's most likely to be in that boxcar.
Stylo: But thankfully he's an idiot. He won't be able to hurt anypony.

The doors opened on the boxcar, and Gordon drove his tank out of the car, while playing music.

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Pete: Oh, he's playing a song.
Gordon: *Getting closer to the station*
Hawkeye: Wait for it.
Gordon: *Turning toresilya to the left* Wait. I can't get it to stop! How do I stop this thing?! *Makes gun go up, as it continues spinning counter clockwise* No, go down! Why did I choose a tank from Europe? *Goes forward*
Stylo: See? What did I tell you? He's too stupid to attack us no matter what you give him.
Hawkeye: If he had a gun, he'd never be able to hit us.
Stylo: Even at close range.
Pete: Well, forget him. I'm going back in my office.
Gordon: *Turns left, as the toresilya continues to spin counter clockwise* Stop spinning!
Hawkeye: He's heading into town.
Stylo: If we were off duty, I'd pag-ibig to see what would happen to him.

The End

On the susunod episode of Ponies On The Rails

Gordon will not be driving a tank ever again... HOPEFULLY!!

Now I gotta go. I think I heard a tank shoot a building near my house. Bye bye.

SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014

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Heck,. Here's BEST OF GOVERNER: If you want to see best of Merle... It's in the original...

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When the car finally arrived out approached the Philip Blake, aka, the Governer, but he was dizzy and speaking drunk gibberious.

"Have you been drinking ser!?" Cried leader of the soldiers.

"Not since I got outta the car!" Governer cried drunkenly.

"But you just did get out of the car!" The Sgt cried.

"I'm sorry.. I just wanted to help Brain run for mayor.. I guess I forgot what really matters" Philip cried drunkily.

"Just get outta here!" the sgt cried angrily.

"Fine.. I I'll go, but then I'll...
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I never seen ALL Full Metal Jacket. But I seen most of Hartman's scenes..

I am always unsure how to feel about this character.

Sure his foul mouthed, slightly racist, rage filled, rude attitude, might be pushing the limits a bit.

But for the most part, Drill sergeants are SUPPOSE to be yelling at you, and scaring you.

The point of this, is their suppose to knock the innocence out of you.

War is no place for innocence.

It's a place of murder, and little else.
Why you think so many Veterans go crazy without the proper help.

In some ways, Happy puno mga kaibigan isn't THAT far from the truth.

People are so use to killing with out remorse.
That they still have the "beast" inside.

But anyway..

I am always mad Hartman dies.

He didn't deserve it.

He was just doing his job (for the MOST part)..
1: JIM CARREY - THE NUMBER 23:
Carrey has been in serious work before.
But to me, nothing compares to his perfamance in "the number 23".
The thriller were Carrey protrays a depressed, averaged married man.
Who, while pagbaba book called "the number 23". Begins seeing the number everywhere he goes, and he slowly starts going a bit crazy.
But not your average "Jim Carrey crazy".
But much spookier.
I won't give away the ending, but let's just say he "discovered who he truly was"..

2: JASON BATEMAN - THE GIFT:
Another thriller.
Although Bateman wasn't above still throwing in several jokes.
For the most...
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posted by Canada24
1: Step Brothers:
The comedic duo of Will Farrell And John C. Riely, take you on a ride as they protray two dimwits who still act like their 14..

2: Dumb and Dumber:
It's amazing to think Jeff Danials is usually a serious actor.
He and Carrey make a perfect pair.
As Jeff dose his best to match with Carrey's, almost childlike, slapstick comedy he became famish for.
Though. Sadly this series ALSO proves how WRONG it is, to have different actors, it only succeeds in "ruining everything"..

3: Anchorman:
Will and Carol are both at their prime in this movie.
And you often find yourself repeating EVERY line...
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Though out the game, Roman is often trying to get Niko to learn to forgive.

Espically after he finally finds the guy who betrayed his war team.

And if you kill him, Niko feels empty, and finally realizes Roman is right.

Taking deal means you finally decided to learn to forgive.

But of coarse, this innocent idea, caused the death of Roman.

The death is saying, you CAN'T forgive, only revenge is the answer.,

But maybe I'm thinking too much into this :(




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#1: KORN - HATER:
It's pretty much saying "haters" can only destroy your life if you allow them too. Something I myself already knew, and its why any time people flame me on Fanpop, I just tell them to continue till they bore themselves and stop on their own..

#2: EMINEM - BEATUITFUL:
Hard to explain..

#3: LIFE STARTS NOW - THREE DAYS GRACE:

#4:EVERYBODY HURTS: (forget the band):
Stopped sucides of the time.. That's saying something..

#5: PAIN - THREE DAYS GRACE:
Hard to explain..
#5: Walking dead series
That's one thing Walking dead has plenty of, its satisfying battle scenes..

#4: Taken series
No comment..

#3: Fury
It's a WWII movie, so we wouldn't except anything less out of it..

#2: Hellsing Ultmate
Like walking dead. It's the one thing they have PLENTY of..

#1: Purge series
Other you like Purge or not (I sure do, so do most of my friends).
They sure as shit got lots of awesome battles, espically the segundo one..


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everyone knows how I feel about cupcakes.
I find it enjoyable.
And so.
It's obvious why Iwould make such a list..

#10: A NIGHTMARE:
It has one similarity to Rocket to Insanity, both have the fact that Cupcakes was all a bad dream.
But not as tramatic as Rocket to Insanity..
Plus, it's Pinkie herself who has the nightmare..

#9: CUPCAKES COMIC:
It has the reactions of all the main six, after Celestia sents the book to Ponyville.
Pinkie herself is the first to read it. And becomes somewhat traumatized.
As do the others, except Dash didn't read it.
Everyone wants Dash NOT to read it, but he dose in the end....
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I watched a few.. And just had too....


#1: CAMP NIGHTMARE:
The camp is actually a hoax set up sa pamamagitan ng the boy’s parents.. Okay, that would of been fine wait there.. But being Goosebumps, for some reason, it's so the boy can be prepared for an exploratory mission to a place called 'Earth'.. So they're aliens appearently.. Okay.. But WHY?


#2: THE BARKING GHOST:
The Aso turn out to be humans that have been transformed into dogs, so they transform Cooper and Fergie into Aso and take over their identities, then Cooper and Fergie transform them back but they accidently get transformed into squirrels or...
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#1: NEVER TRUST CULTS:
I'm not joking. His stories are madami SAD than frightening. Like a rape victim child brought into a camp which only has ONE purpose... Further traumatize her.. And worse yet, a little boy didn't take a corrupt Guru too seriously. So he tricked the boy's gullible parents into believing he'll a curse their family and he is completely unloved sa pamamagitan ng them for the rest of his life. He also can't even marry. Basically his ENTIRE life is ruined, all because of that fuckin Guru asshole!


#2: THE WORLD IS TERRIBLE TERRIBLE PLACE:
This is the point behind just about ALL his videos.
As already...
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Grand Theft Auto has become one of the best selling games ever made, selling literally millions of copies and madami than games like Modern Warfare, Skyrim, Ocarina of Time, and even getting one up over Super Mario Bros. It just goes to ipakita that children really do give madami of a shit about GTA than Nintendo’s icon. But we’re not here to talk about GTA…. okay, we are, but not positively. We’re here to talk about the most hated characters in the game. Yeah, being in the criminal sa ilalim ng daigdig for five games and eight other ones with no numbers in it, you're bound to run into at least one...
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1:
QUESTION: How do you hide a boner?
ANSWER: You get a girl to hide it in

2:
QUESTION: Is lion king based on a true story?
ANSWER: Yes cause I know LOTS of talking lions

3:
QUESTION: Is is normal to be in pag-ibig with your dog?
ANSWER: You need to see a therapist

4:
QUESTION: What's a fun site for 13 taon old girls?
ANSWER: Redtube..

(redtube is porn site.. don't ask me how I know that)

5:
QUESTION: How did the cow milking routine get started?
ANSWER: I'm guessing there was a cow molester..

6:
QUESTION: How do I know I'm really my kid's mother?
ANSWER: Lord help this woman

7:
QUESTION: How do I become sarcastic?...
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - bahaghari Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's bayani - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland ipakita - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

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Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity:...
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Last chapter for the night.. It does contain one of my biggest "don't fuck with Johnny K!" moments...

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Johnny follows the compass, and before long it points to a waterfall, once at the location, he sees Buck again.

"Y -You put a tracker on me didn't you~!?" Johnny cried, offically creeped out.

"Hey, your my paborito pupil" Buck said, getting closer, Johnny holds him back.

"Hey, keep away from me!" Johnny said, ipinapakita that this point Johnny is actually kinda frightened of Buck's ability of always appearing. It's almost supernatural....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - bahaghari Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's bayani - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland ipakita - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was giving a lecture to everypony.

Twilight: Okay y'all. I'm the most important parang buriko in this shithole of a town, and you know it. The fact that-
Pinkie Pie: *Running towards Twilight* Herr Kommandant!! Herr Kommandant!!
Twilight: Man, I'm in da middle of an important lecture!! Everypony wants to hear dis!...
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So I have gotten a request from WindWaker430.. Review Adam Standler movies..

Well, least he's not making me watch Sebian Film again..

I suppose I could do this.. I like Adam Standler.. And thankfully, I don't have to review 12 Crazy Nights. Wind is gonna do that one.. Cause if I have to sit though 12 Angry Nights. Than deal off..



I still remember Grown Ups when first came out.. When I saw Adam Standler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, and David Spade, all in the cover. I was excited.. Not ironically.. I really was excited to see this movie.

So of coarse, my only reason to see that movie was to...
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#1: THE RING ITSELF:
He/She seems to have a personality of it's own.
It corrupts you. you want it even if you don't know why.
This is best shown in the beginning of Return of the King, when Smeagul and his cousin became immediately hostile towards each other..


#2: MURDOR:
The way Boromir describes it to the Council of Elrond. Despite inspiring one of the most classic memes..


#3:
The shot from the prologue of the men who will become the Nazgul, each holding a ring and standing in almost robotic uniformity, in contrast to the natural movements of the elves and the dwarves in the nakaraan shots. And...
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Spoiler review..

So this has to be one of the most famish ghost pelikula I could think of..

I wish I could go into this not knowing the twist.. But I been "Bruce Willis was dead all along" for my entire life.. As well as "I see dead people" memes..

But fact is. This movie really is "that good".

Bruce Willis has been known for the action films lke DIE HARD, at the time. He never did such a quite role.. But it really was some of the best pagganap I seen from Willis.. Just like Mel Gibson in Signs.. Which I still don't get why everyone hates that movie.. Espically after Chris Stuckmann's review..

Anyway.....
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