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Cloudsdale, June 17th, 1778 BCR.

'Come on, Gilda, we're almost late!' a Cyan colored Pegasus parang buriko with a bahaghari colored mane said.

'Yeah, yeah, hold on to your hooves, Dash! I'm coming!' sinabi the griffin.

They were both flying to the city in the clouds, Cloudsdale. Both were there at Junior Speedsters Summer Flight Camp, and they were almost late for the morning training. The two of them were friends, or so they would think. The Cyan Pegasus was known for being a brasher, and was also known to get in a fight very often. She was called bahaghari Dash, and called herself the 'Fastest Flier of Equestria'.

The griffin was known as Gilda, and she didn't knew how or why she was here in the first place. Being a Griffin in a city full of Ponies isn't easy to grow up. But as far as she knew, she had known bahaghari Dash. She was the only friend she had, and she couldn't help to abuse that fact.

'Gilda, if we aren't any faster, Coach Thunder will be mad at us again!' sinabi bahaghari Dash. Coach Thunder was known to punish late comers, and they both overslept, again!

'Dash, you better fly faster yourself, instead of saying that I should fly faster!' screamed the griffin. Dash didn't sinabi anything back, she was madami occupied for coming on time.

At the stadium, there stood Coach Thunder, looking over the young Pegasi fillies that had come on time. Thunder, or as his real name said, Clopping Hooves, was a Pegasus that stood all over the young fillies. He had a full white coat, and a blond mane. Some of the parents of the fillies had issued a complaint, because they were saying that he couldn't keep his hooves for himself, but that wasn't a mystery. He had fought with the Celestial Guard at Hoofington, against the dragons.

He was counting everypony that arrived already. 'Hooves, Derpy?'

'Present!' the gray, cross-eyed filly said.

'Billy?'

'Present' sinabi the brown, salt-colored maned Pegasus.

'Dash, Rainbow?' he said.

No response.

'Where the Hell is bahaghari Dash?' he screamed!

Everypony knew how late is was now. Coach Thunder was having his breakdown again.

'If that Feather Brain of a Pegasus isn't here in the minute, I'm going to-' he was cut short when he saw the bahaghari colored filly landing on the clouds. But that wasn't enough to stop the anger in Clopping's veins, it only intensified! Next, bahaghari couldn't prepair herself for what happened next! Coach Thunder charged to her on Full Speed, and the poor filly was struck. She flew a estimated Five Meters away, and Clopping jumped on her.

'WHERE WE'RE YOU, bahaghari DASH?' she screamed atop of his lungs.

Dashie couldn't say a thing, she was being blinded sa pamamagitan ng the tears strolling over her face, of the fright, of the shame and of a whole bunch of emotions.

Coach Thunder had enough, and began punching his hooves into the face of the poor filly. After he had done that for a couple of minutes, he climbed of the poor filly's body, and returned to his duties. Dash was crying like a foal. The rest of the araw had Dash stayed in line, because was even madami afraid of him than before.

Ponyville, September 9th, 2012 BCR.
Twilight's puno house.

'And that's the reason why I hate Gilda.' the cyan colored Pegasus spoke again. bahaghari Dash, now grown older and mature, had been invited sa pamamagitan ng the Purple Unicorn over for a cup of Coffee. Twilight had seen that Dashie was troubled sa pamamagitan ng the Griffin the last couple of months.

It wasn't a mystery. The steel-cutting Griffin had graced the little town a new visit, but this time, she wasn't out for her revenge against the local Baker, the kulay-rosas Earth parang buriko Pinkie Pie, no, she was out to make amends again with the speedster one, bahaghari Dash. Unfortunately, Gilda had chosen the petsa wrongly. She had come to Ponyville, right on the 17th of June. Of course, bahaghari Dash was happy to see her old friend again, but still, there was something wrong in the back of her mind..... Something, like a memory she regressed in the deepest backs of her mind that had something to do with Gilda..... She didn't let that trouble her, and again she flew around with the Griffin in no time. Pinkie Pie was afraid when she saw Gilda again, but Gilda didn't let that trouble her, and gave her her excuse towards the energetic Earth Pony.

But like they say, nice songs, don't last long. As the months of Summer regressed, the memory in bahaghari Dash's mind fought for it to come back. It fought so hard, that it almost hurt her. It stabbed like a thorn in her mind. Eventually, it all came back to her. How Coach Thunder had tried to turn the face of bahaghari Dash into a bloody pulp, and that everypony, including Gilda, laughed their flanks off. On the first of September, she couldn't stand it any longer, and again, the Pegasus and the Griffin were locked into a dogfight once again.

The police of Ponyville had to break the fight between them because it wasn't a sight. Plus, they were afraid that they could kill each other, so much hate was coming from them.

Twilight, seeing troubles into Ponies when they come up, saw that the speedster had troubles, both with Gilda, and herself, so she invited bahaghari Dash to come over and drink a cup of Coffee.

But now, she was stunned. She didn't knew that bahaghari Dash has had such a traumatic experience. 'And that wasn't the only one! Sometimes, Gilda punched me, humiliated me by.... things I don't want to tell, and so much more!' With that, she erupted into tears, because all of the memories started floating back in her mind. She buried her head into Twilight's chest, and began to sob.

'Dash, Dash, it's okay. It's okay. There's nothing to worry about.' Twilight did her best, but she was the Element of Magic, not Loyalty, so she didn't quite knew how to comfort somepony, like bahaghari Dash.

But Dashie wasn't a mare that cried a lot, and this occasion wasn't one that changed that habit. She had an idea, an idea where she, once again, was at the winning side! One that would place that Griffin back in her place!

She left the puno House that was the Library, and flew near a nearest rain cloud. She checked it sa pamamagitan ng jumping on the cloud. The ulap made a very loud squishing sound, meaning that it was fuller than full. 'Perfect!' she thought, with a devilish smile across her face. She let a crackle and had a mischievous grin across her face when she pushed the ulap towards the unsuspecting Griffin. The Griffin hadn't even a clue what happened next. Before she knew it, bahaghari Dash was jumping on the cloud, and she released all the water that was in the ulap all over the Griffin, making her soaking wet. Dash flew away with the cloud, laughing harder than she ever laughed in her life.

But for Gilda, while she was being laughed out sa pamamagitan ng the townponies, she let the biggest screech that she had ever let in her life, and screamed, 'YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, bahaghari DASH!!!!!! YOU JUST WAIT, AND I COME RUNNING FOR YOU!!!!!!!!' she landed, snorting apoy through her nostrils, when a thought came into her mind. Her angry face, was replaced sa pamamagitan ng a mischievous grin when she thought what the most terrifying thing was in Dash's life. 'Hmm mm......' she sinabi when placing her claw on her face. 'That's it! Oh, bahaghari Dash, were going to laugh so hard when I'm done with you!' she said, and began to laugh herself.......
Scootaloo: Whatever they decide AppleBloom. We're here for you.
SB: Yeah, even if it changes things forever and ever.
Scootaloo: Yeah. Because either way. We've been though worse.

CUTAWAY (spoof towards my OWN story):
Spike: Wait, are you drunk.
Ditto: (drunk) I've been out he-(hiccup)-re for a WHile.. Who here thinks I can kick my own ass!?
SB: (raises hoof into the air, as to vote for a "yes").
Ditto: (gags).
Scoot: Are you gonna be sick mister?
Ditto: Yes. I need to. B But then I'll be back.. T To tell y'all my plans.. (runs off).
(PLEASE STAND sa pamamagitan ng SCREEN).
Ditto: (flies into view, but still holding...
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posted by Mylittlecute12
[Back in Ponyville]
Twilight returned from the Royal Sisters' castle. "Spike!!! SPIKE!". Twilight called out. Twilight slowly starts walking pasulong when she saw Spike asleep under a bunch of fallen books. Twilight giggled quietly and whispered. "Aww...he's so cute when he's asleep". Twilight quietly tiptoed over to a high shelf and placed the book on historical events on the royal sisters.
Twilight headed outside her kastilyo when Pinkie Pie came galloping up to her. "Twi!". Pinkie sinabi excitedly. "Guess what?!". Pinkie was hyper as usual. "What?". Twilight was really not in the mood for Pinkie's...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Sparkle Ruby meets Snapdragon's siblings
Snapdragon: *comes in with two weird stallions*
Sparkle Ruby: HEY! WHAT THE dayami IS THAT
Snapdragon: It is my two brothers.
Brothers: Yes. Brothers.
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon: Wat


Snapdragon is lonely
Snapdragon: *is standing loneily*
Sparkle Ruby: Hey, Snappy, wha--
Snapdragon: NO (slaps Sparkle Ruby)



Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon go to see nagyelo for the elevnteenth time
Snapdragon: Dang, I hate Frozen.
Sparkle Ruby: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Snapdragon: Oh! Celestia! I've heard your terrible Elsa impression! NOW SHUT UP!
Sparkle Ruby: No! I said...
Elsa: LET IT GOOOO
Snapdragon: Okay, I hate you.
(I'm not very creative. You can suggest Sparkle & Snappy stories in the comments
posted by DragonAura15
 Silversheen (Pic is totally unfitting to the scenario XD)
Silversheen (Pic is totally unfitting to the scenario XD)
MLP FIM Fanfic: Pain's Prejudice

    "Are they here yet? The tension is killing me!"
    "There'll be worse things than tension to deal with soon... "
    "Move it! They're coming, and fast!"
    And then anguished screams. And then silence. That was all Silversheen could remember. Anytime she tried to strain her mind for more, she came up blank.
    From what she did recall, there had been some kind of attack. Ponies all around her were running for dear life, causing a commotion. An older mare- her...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ice Cube's car is green, and Sally's car is silver
Ice Cube's car is green, and Sally's car is silver
In Ice Cube's hideout in Compton L.A.

Song: link

Ice Cube: Alright Vito. Me, and Sally here are gonna go down to the storm drains, and get those weapons for ISIS ready. You stay here, and protect the prisoners.
Vito: Why do I have to stay here?
Ice Cube: Because you called me the N word.
Vito: *Sighs*
Sally: Here we go again.
Ice Cube: Let's go Sally. *Gets in car*
Sally: *Gets in another car*
Ice Cube: *Drives*
Sally: *Drives, and follows Ice Cube*
Vito: This is stupid. *Hears a sound* What was that? *Goes downstairs*
Fenix: Stay quiet. *Grabs gun* I got you covered.
Vito: *Comes downstairs* Hey!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ice Cube's train
Ice Cube's train
Previously, Con, and Ice Cube were in a car chase, but there cars fell off a bridge. Now, they were standing face to face on the railroad line.

Con: *Pointing gun at Ice Cube* Get Pinkie out of the trunk of your car.
Ice Cube: And why should I do that?
Con: Because if you don't, you'll find a bullet that has your name on it. Unlock the trunk.
Ice Cube: *Opens trunk door to her car*
Pinkie Pie: *Comes out* Danke! Now let's throw a party!
Ice Cube: Man shut up! Okay, you got your friend, now leave me alone.
Con: I don't think so. You have attacked a spy of the C.I.E, and pose as a threat to us with...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler

One araw at Fort Courage.

Sargent O' Rourke: *Walking sa pamamagitan ng the cannon*
Corporal Agarn: Hello Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Good morning Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: *Looks at clock* But Sarge, it's 1 PM.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: We're in the army. We have to say thirteen hundred hours.
Corporal Agarn:...
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 Wayne
Wayne
We decided to get a few ponies on a train heading from Manehattan to Chicagoat, to interview some other ponies working on a Railway called Amtrak. It's a big railroad that brings ponies to hundreds of places in Equestria, as well as Canada.

Our train will be going from Manehattan, to Chicagoat, and it's called the Lake baybayin Limited. Right now, we're looking at the conductor named Wayne.

Wayne: *Looking at camera* Is this thing on?
Camera Pony: Yeah. So, let's start with your name.
Wayne: It's Wayne.
Camera Pony: How long have you worked for this railway?
Wayne: About two months. I got the job...
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Equestria. Have you ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, you are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, or evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 3: Railways

When most ponies decide to travel, or send goods from one place to another, they rely on the train. Freight trains bring in goods, and supplies that ponies need, while passenger trains take ponies from one place to another.

One of Equestria's famous trains is the Friendship Express. It's the only modern passenger train to be powered sa pamamagitan ng steam....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a wonderful araw in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering madami ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: You really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot you in the arm! Why aren't you bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...
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Sweetie Belle was too angry to sleep, and decided to take revenge on Rarity.


SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who you calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot sa pamamagitan ng a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*

TO BE CONTAINUED
added by SkyheartPegasus
Source: derpibooru
posted by Canada24
Too start this story. Lets go back to SEASON ONE...


9PM AT NIGHT:
AppleJack (in one of rare times she's not wearing her hat) is seen tiredly trotting home.
Suddenly a red parang buriko falls out the sky, and almost hits her.

AppleJack: Saten Twist?
Saten Twist: *drunkily* H uy applejack (I'm change him to just a Pegasus, not sure why I originally had him an alicorn. But it was cool at the time).
AppleJack: Are you drunk or something?
Saten Twist: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* You really need some sort of intervention. I mean this is third time in one day.

Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged...
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added by SkyheartPegasus
Source: EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Nikki got to the turntable, and was turning her engine around.

Coffee Creme: *Looking at engine, then notices Nikki* Nikki!! *Hugs Nikki*
Nikki: *Hugging back* Good to see you again after all these years.
Coffee Creme: When did you start working for this railway?
Nikki: I don't work here, I work for the Southern Pacific.
Coffee Creme: Oh.
Nikki: But don't worry, I'll be bringing in a lot of trains for y'all. How's Honey Bee? I haven't seen her since she moved out of our neighborhood.
Coffee Creme: She's dead.
Nikki: What?
Coffee Creme: Somepony crashed into her train three years ago.
Nikki: Aw,...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Wat:
Attempt One and Two

Don't rush, guys.

Wat:
Attempt Three

"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."

"Okay, here have two tickets."

Wat:
Attempt Four

Drunk Applejack

Wat:
Attempt Five

Gilda is a bitch.

Wat:
Attempt Six

Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.

Wat:
Attempt Seven

"There's a ulap of--"

"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."

Wat:
Attempt Eight

Ships.

Wat:
Attempt Nine

"Real mga kaibigan don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.

Wat:
Attempt Ten

Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.

Wat:
Attempt Eleven

Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....

Wat:
Attempt Twelve

Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 49

Buses Are Worse Than Trains

August 13, 1955

One day, At Mirage's house, he was getting ready for work.

Mirage: *Breathing in fresh air, and looks all around him* Another beautiful day, and madami time for me to work.
Colts: *Running to...
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After dinner, Bob and Emily took Burt to their home.

Burt: *Looks around* This is nice.
Bob: Thank you. I can tell you're really going to like living with us.
Burt: You got that right. Not only is this a nice place, but it's owned sa pamamagitan ng two of the greatest ponies in all of Equestria.
Bob: I'm sure there's somepony better then me, and Emily.
Burt: Nope. Not even Celestia herself can be better than you my friend.
Emily: Well, that's kind of you to say Burt.
Bob: So what do you plan on doing now that you're divorced?
Burt: Good question. I'll most likely ilipat back to Scotland. It's a beautiful country...
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