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After dinner, Bob and Emily took Burt to their home.

Burt: *Looks around* This is nice.
Bob: Thank you. I can tell you're really going to like living with us.
Burt: You got that right. Not only is this a nice place, but it's owned sa pamamagitan ng two of the greatest ponies in all of Equestria.
Bob: I'm sure there's somepony better then me, and Emily.
Burt: Nope. Not even Celestia herself can be better than you my friend.
Emily: Well, that's kind of you to say Burt.
Bob: So what do you plan on doing now that you're divorced?
Burt: Good question. I'll most likely ilipat back to Scotland. It's a beautiful country you know.
Bob: I'm sure it is.
Emily: What will you do while me, and Bob go to work?
Burt: Hmm. I already know what Bob does, so I might as well see what your job is like Emily.
Emily: Sure, I don't see any harm in that.
Bob: I can.
Emily: Bob!
Bob: What? You're the principal of a school. You're too busy to babysit Burt.
Burt: Oh, I'll be alright. I could even help Emily with her work.
Emily: Yes, thank you for that.
Burt: Not a problem.

The susunod day, at the school that Emily worked at.

Emily: Alright, so pretty much, all I have to do is sign papers, look at my E-mail on a computer, and talk to students.
Burt: What would you like me to do?
Emily: Read a book or a magazine.
Burt: Okay. *Looks at books in Emily's office* Which one would you suggest?
Emily: Oh, I've got a lot of favorites. How about The Catcher In The Rye?
Burt: I read that, and I don't like it. Too much swearing.
Emily: Then, how about Diary Of A Wimpy Colt?
Burt: Too babyish.
Emily: Is there anything that you do like?
Burt: Hmm. *Looks at books* Oh, I see a book with a bunch of Shel Silverstein poetry. That parang buriko knows everything when it comes to poetry.
Emily: Okay, go ahead, and read it.

As Burt grabbed the book, a green filly walked into the room. Her name was Tasha, and she didn't look happy.

Emily: Good morning Tasha, what can I do for you?
Tasha: I got in a fight, and my teacher told me to come down here.
Emily: Aw, Tasha. Why would you do that?
Tasha: Somepony estola my lunch money.
Emily: That's no excuse to fight somepony. You should have came to me, or one of the teachers, and they would've made that parang buriko bring the money back to you. *Hears phone ring* Excuse me Tasha. This shouldn't take too long. *Picks up phone* Hello?
Bob: How is everything going with Burt?
Emily: Fine, fine. Can we talk about this another time? I have one of the students in my office.
Bob: Oh, sorry. I just finished up with a client, and I thought about you, so that's why I'm talking to you.
Emily: Okay, thank you Bob, but you gotta talk to me later, okay?
Bob: Okay. *Hangs up*
Emily: *Puts phone away* Okay, who was the parang buriko that estola your money?
Tasha: Mat Beene.
Emily: Okay, you head back to class, and I'll make Mat give you your money back. Okay?
Tasha: Thank you Mrs. Newhart.
Emily: You're welcome.
Tasha: *Walks out of office*
Burt: You handled that pretty well.
Emily: Thank you. Enjoying that book?
Burt: Well, it's fine, but when I saw the back of the book, it scared me.
Emily: Why?
Burt: Shel Silverstein looks like a parang buriko that should be robbing banks, or living a life of crime. Not Pagsulat books.
Emily: Why? Because of his beard?
Burt: Yep.

2 B continued
 This is the school that Emily works at.
This is the school that Emily works at.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
My name is Sean The Hedgehog. I was born in a place called Mobius, and lived there with my cousin Sonic. Mobius is nice, but it gets attacked a lot sa pamamagitan ng a guy named Robotnik. He noticed how powerful i was, and decided to turn me into a robot. So i moved out of Mobius, and ended up somewhere i liked, but did not know existed. It happened when I used chaos control. I was in my car, with all my stuff packed, shoes, guns, ammo, etc. I drove for a while then used my chaos emerald. "Chaos Control!", and thats when it happened. I ended up here in one shot which was surprising because it usually takes...
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Somewhere beyond the bloody murders and misery, there is a calm and tranquil desert. Near Appleloosa, there is a group of photographers, taking professional pictures of nature for an article. And among them, there is a bisiro named Featherweight. He is intrigued and oblivious to his surroundings, he is only focused on what he can see through his camera lens. How unfortunate that he could not see the oncoming guards.

They were wielding a loaded magnum and shotgun. He shouted at the tuktok of his lungs; "WHO ARE YOU INTERLOPERS?!" the group surrendered and assured him they were just photographers....
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posted by Canada24
It was anouther beauitful araw in Ponyvile.

Twilight was trying to tidy liberary room. Spike was fast asleep, and Twilight eventually had to wake him up.

"I don't want to get up" Spike groaned, lazily.

"Oh come on Spike, there's alot to done today" Twilight replied.

Spike groaned, but started getting up.

"Good boy" Twilight said, smiling.

Twilight and Spike were walking through Ponyvile.

Spike was carrying a little red wagon, and Twilight was using magic so she could look at her to do list.

"Okay, first on the list, is return that book I borrowed... Spike, you still have it?"

"Wait here" Spike said,...
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posted by epicskyrimfan56
i couldnt sleep so i walked around the kastilyo hallways. i went up to the balcony. and thats when i saw her. a dark blue parang buriko that looked like the princess. i went to talk to her. she sinabi her name was luna. she told me all about her inprisonment on the moon. its funny i always thought someone was watchin me up there. we got along verry well. the sun was rising. i let her sleep . me and the rest of the ponies then headed for the everfree forest. along the way they asked me about myself. itold them and they seemed sad. even pinkie. they tried to help me out. it was kind of them. we then arrived at the everfree forest....
posted by applejackrocks
So, AJ and Pinkie Pie walked and walked and walked, but it never seemed they were closer to Canterlot. Suddenly they got lost, and it was dark....

Pinkie: are we there yet?
AJ: No
Pinkie: how about now?
AJ: no
Pinkie: now?
AJ: NO!!!

*silence*

Pinkie: uy AJ?
AJ: yea?
Pinkie: Do you know where we are?
AJ: .....no....
Pinkie: what are we going to do now? we need help! we're going to die!!!!
AJ: calm down pinkie....we'll be okay...for now....
Pinkie: brrrr! its cold out here...
AJ: here, take my scarf (hands over scarf to pinkie)
Pinkie: thanks, but what about you?
AJ: I'll be okay....
Pinkie: can we rest?
AJ:...
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posted by DE4DLIESTP0NY
(Originally written at link sa pamamagitan ng me )


Equestria, a thriving land for ponies everywhere. Protected sa pamamagitan ng the elements of harmony, its impervious to any intruders. Nothing bad ever happens and all is nice, but it wasn't always this way. Years nakaraan there was a dark time, a war that changed the future of the land, and made it the peaceful and perfect place that it is today.

    It began one fateful araw on the hills outside of Cheval City, one of the earlier settlements. Nova Sunshine, (OC) a young, intelligent mercenary with a red mane and tail, yellow body, and light kulay-rosas eyes; hoof-picked...
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posted by Tawnyjay
Chapter 9: bahaghari Dash



When I woke up, the first thing I thought was “Where’s Pinkie?” I hurriedly scrambled to my hooves and let out a yell.
    Discord—yes, Discord-- was peering through the “door” (more like a big scoop taken out of the boulder). I instinctively flapped my wings, and, streaking toward him, kicked him hard on the face.
    Twilight awoke when she heard his screech of pain. “OH MY CELESTIA!” she screamed as she saw him. Fluttershy whimpered and ducked behind Rarity, who was now on her hooves.
    Applejack...
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posted by pikachu700
me: *walking with my dog but all the sudden sniffs something*
*walks nerby a factory*
me: Don't go in there dog there might be something in there
Dog: *TOO late*
(sees parang buriko in factory)
DOG: *Chases her*
me: DOGGY NUUUU
me: oh that devil *aculal name* Running off like that i wonder what she saw this factory looks like it hasn't been used forever well, she's not comeing out on her own... i'd better go find her
*goes inside*
*door locks itself*
me: WTF *trys to open it but door knobe broke*
*sees Devil (my dog)* *door closes*
me: *opens door* *sees bloody parang buriko right in front of door*
me: OMFG *slams door*
*grabs...
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After Twilight and Esmeralda left from Zecora's House they saw Chaos in ponyville! Twilight what's happening sinabi Emerald! Its its Discord sinabi Twilight. Twilight Say hello to my little friend sinabi Discord
(roar!) sinabi Dark shadow. Run! sinabi Esmeralda and twilight. What are we going to! sinabi Emerald. Oh great its dark again and we don't know if that monster is chasing us! sinabi Twilight.
(Roar!) sinabi dark shadow. Yes he is chasing us sinabi Twilight. Go get them Dark shadow says Discord. Oh no he got us cornered were trapped sinabi Twilight! Say hello to your fate Says Discord.

To be continued.....................
"This can't be happening", sinabi a weak Twilight after using her horn to blast magic beams at changeling minions. She lied on the ground, defeated. "If only we located the Elements of Harmony in time..."
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It was a normal araw in Ponyville. Everypony was doing what they always did. Twilight was reading, AJ was bucking apples, RD was clearing the clouds, Fluttershy was tending to her animals, Pinkie was baking cupcakes, and Rarity was making dresses.

Just then, Spike burped out a letter....
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posted by mariofan14
Pinkie Pie, along with Trixie, ventured into the Everfree Forest in hopes of finding both Pound and kalabasa Cake before their parents find out they were gone. It was going to be a long and hard quest, for there was a lot of danger inside the forest. Would two ponies really survive in the wilderness? It's time to see...

Both Pinkie and Trixie had walked through a lot of places inside the forest without taking the wrong step, because Trixie had been using her navigation skills for help. From Froggybottom Bog to the Ursa's cave, they kept on going, and going, and going... But they meet a dead end...
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I saw the Royal Guards trying their best to defend Canterlot against the changelings.

"We have to get to Princess Celestia", sinabi Twilight.

The hot air balloon landed sa pamamagitan ng the kastilyo and so did RD and I. We all ran inside the castle. We saw Princess Celestia in the gross, green, sticky, goo on the ceiling.

"Princess", exclaimed Twilight.

"I'm fine, just stop her!"

"It's too late", sinabi reyna Chrysalis as she entered the room. "My changeling minions have already took the form of almost every parang buriko in Canterlot and Ponyville. And soon, all of Equestria!" She laughed an evil laugh.

"Not if we can...
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posted by mariofan14
After a lot of work for-a the forgiveness party, Pinkie Pie had everything prepared for-a the occasion. She-a then began inviting everypony to-a the occasion, including Gilda, but she-a had to-a apologize to the Ponyville citizens for-a the trouble she-a caused to them. They-a then forgave her and trust her. What's there to-a not forgive, huh?

Anyways, the party needed one madami guest: bahaghari Dash. "Are we gonna have a good time or what?" Gilda asked. Of course we are, Gilda!" sinabi Pinkie Pie. "Dashie would never want to miss any party being thrown sa pamamagitan ng me or anypony else!" Everypony was eager...
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posted by mariofan14
As-a we catch up on-a the griffon, we-a also see bahaghari Dash chasing her, but also being as silent as-a can be. The griffon then makes a stop, but where? An mansanas cart, the exact one she-a estola from, but-a why? She had to-a pay for-a what she-a took. Slowly, but surely, Rainbow's suspicion grew.

Along came Pinkie Pie, who-a was trotting along down
the bustling town streets, until she-a bumped into Gilda. "AAAAHHHHH!!!" She-a ran away, but-a Gilda went after her, and-a the bahaghari pegasus flies after the griffon, still being silent.

Gilda soon got a hold of-a Pinkie Pie. "What do you want from...
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The beginning of this story starts with a song. It will go back to Fluttershy's perspective in the susunod part.
.....
Queen Chrysalis
*walking through Ponyville as Fluttershy*
Not that I'm back,
No parang buriko shall stop me
From the attack
Of my minions of changlings


Fluttershy
*running through Everfree forest*
I must stop her
From wreaking havoc
On Ponyville
And if I don't
It will be tragic


Q.C.
Soon, and very soon
Every parang buriko shall see
I will once again
Reign supreme


Fluttershy
I must get
Out very soon
Or else Pony-
ville will be doomed

*makes it out of Everfree forest*

Q.C.
*arrives at bahaghari Dash's house*
Now this is where things get....

Fluttershy
Oh goodness this isn't....

Q.C. and Fluttershy
Fun!
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posted by drwhoovesluvr
My Little Pony: Friendship is magic 
Derpy returns
Written by: Drwhoovesluvr
Scene 1:The Bin
(fan save derpy)

Derpy:
 Hi. My name is Derpy Hooves. I used to be loved sa pamamagitan ng many. I made them laugh. Then one araw I decided to come out and talk to them.
(tears up)
They called me names: stupid, retarded, offensive
(tear drops)
I just don't know what went wrong. 
(another tear)
I'm sorry every pony. 
(sniffles a lot)
I-I-It's okay. It's okay-
(Pinky jumps in)

Pinky Pie:
Actually yes! It is!

Derpy:
Wha-?

Pinky Pie:
Celestia says that uy apologized! She's giving you a muffin tindahan right susunod to my cupcake shop!  OMG and you get to have me throw you a party!!!!
(Derpy glows as Pinky walks her back to Equestria from the "Bin")
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The susunod day, I was feeling much better. I still couldn't fly because of my wing, though. So I just stayed in my house and played with Angel. "I wish my wing would heal already, Angel."

"I think I could help." Twilight Sparkle came in.


I turned to face her. "What do you mean?"

"I know a spell that could heal your wing."

"Really? Do it! Do it, please!"

"Okay, okay." Twilight closed her eyes and her horn started to glow.

I saw my left wing glow, too. "It's working!" I started flapping my wings together. "Thank you, Twilight!"

"You're wel-"

I flew out of my house at lightning speed. "Must. Find....
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Lightning was striking below. Thank Celestia all the ponies were ligtas inside. I was flying close enough to feel the heat of the lightning. To hear the loudness of the thunder. I loved it. Just then I got a brilliant idea. I remember AJ sinabi that it was too dangerous to stay at mansanas Acres because of the trees; so I decided to run through the Everfree Forest! It's, like I sinabi before, brilliant! I landed at the the entrance of it. "Bring it on", I sinabi to myself. I started running through the forest as fast as I could, lightning bolts striking a few trees that were in front of me.

Not dangerous...
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First things first, thank you to anyone who reads this. Okay, so this is a continuation of The Journey of the New Brony artikulo I wrote a few weeks back. So, while watching Dragon Quest, I noticed even madami similarities between the events of the episode and the common new brony's experiences. Let me once again make them into a list. But because this is part 2, remember that the person is already a brony.

1. You go to hang out with people who should be your friends.
2. Something happens, and you admit to being a brony.
3. They make fun of you.
4. You try to prove that it hasn't majorly changed you.
5. You do prove it.
6. You hang out again.
7. They still don't approve of ponies, or fans of ponies.
8. You discover who your true mga kaibigan are through ponies.

Yeah, it's not as good as my last one, but I wanted to share my thoughts anyway. Please give me feedback, I want to write the best artikulo I can, which I can't do if I don't know what I'm doing wrong. Anyway, triq267 out.
posted by whiteclaw
"This is it, our first ration!!!" cried Sweetie Belle. They searched the area for traps and mines, punks would often set up these so they could get rid of any theives trying to steal they`re rations. "Are you sure this is a real one this time?" asked Appleloom. "It has to be, let`s hope for good luck." she sinabi with hope.




They opened the black and blue box, hoping it wouldn`t activate a trap. "THERE THEY ARE!!! KILL `EM, FOR THE CAVE!!!" Scootaloo grabbed the box and ran, BOOM!!! a smoke mine went off choking Scootaloo. She fell to the ground, still cluching the box in between her hooves....
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