Saten Twist was watching madami television.
Master Sword: *Enters Saten Twist's house* You're still watching television?!
Saten Twist: They're still ipinapakita that drought in Alicornia. I really don't see why thousands of ponies care about that state.
Master Sword: They make most of our produce.
Saten Twist: We live in Neigh Jersey. We make our own produce.
Master Sword: Point taken, but still. If that drought gets worse, it could come towards us.
Saten Twist: Bullshit. We'll make it go towards the Canadians. Nopony cares about them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: You're starting to act like a recolor.
Saten Twist: Oh not this again.
Sean: *Knocks on door, but makes it fall* I did not want that to happen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: uy Sean, do you know what recolors are?
Sean: Don't mention them to me. They're the worst type of ponies everypony should know.
TheLivingTombstone: *Arrives* Hey! That's part of my song, Octavia's Overture. Make your own goddamn song, and stop stealing from me!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I never even heard of this guy.
Master Sword: Forget about it. He's not even part of the show. Anyway, Saten Twist doesn't know, or care about recolors.
Sean: Well you better. Otherwise, they'll kidnap you, and people will make recolors of you.
Saten Twist: I wouldn't mind seeing a green version of me.
Master Sword: So you don't care if your life is in danger?
Saten Twist: I don't even know what the word danger means.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I'm gonna try this again. I will ipakita you why recolors are bad. *Turns on TV*
Another episode of Recolors Are Dicks appeared.
Audience: *Laughing*
The same two recolors from part 2 of this episode appear.
Recolor Snips: Hey. Give me all your money.
Recolor Snails: But I don't want to give you my money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: *Points a basuka at Recolor Snails* I sinabi give me all the goddamn money!
Recolor Snails: Oh, not this again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: Give me all the goddamn money.
Recolor Snails: *Grabs a bazooka, and points it at Snips* Aha! You weren't expecting that! Were you?
Recolor Snips: Well this scenario has taken an unexpected turn.
Audience: *Laughing*
The TV turned off. Saten Twist was now confused.
Saten Twist: Why do you keep ipinapakita me this shit?
Master Sword: To let you know why recolors are dicks. I've already shown it to Snow Wonder, Double Scoop, Aina, and Tom. They all agree with me. Recolors are dicks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: F*ck you. That's all the time we have for this episode. See you susunod time.
The End
Master Sword: *Enters Saten Twist's house* You're still watching television?!
Saten Twist: They're still ipinapakita that drought in Alicornia. I really don't see why thousands of ponies care about that state.
Master Sword: They make most of our produce.
Saten Twist: We live in Neigh Jersey. We make our own produce.
Master Sword: Point taken, but still. If that drought gets worse, it could come towards us.
Saten Twist: Bullshit. We'll make it go towards the Canadians. Nopony cares about them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: You're starting to act like a recolor.
Saten Twist: Oh not this again.
Sean: *Knocks on door, but makes it fall* I did not want that to happen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: uy Sean, do you know what recolors are?
Sean: Don't mention them to me. They're the worst type of ponies everypony should know.
TheLivingTombstone: *Arrives* Hey! That's part of my song, Octavia's Overture. Make your own goddamn song, and stop stealing from me!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I never even heard of this guy.
Master Sword: Forget about it. He's not even part of the show. Anyway, Saten Twist doesn't know, or care about recolors.
Sean: Well you better. Otherwise, they'll kidnap you, and people will make recolors of you.
Saten Twist: I wouldn't mind seeing a green version of me.
Master Sword: So you don't care if your life is in danger?
Saten Twist: I don't even know what the word danger means.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I'm gonna try this again. I will ipakita you why recolors are bad. *Turns on TV*
Another episode of Recolors Are Dicks appeared.
Audience: *Laughing*
The same two recolors from part 2 of this episode appear.
Recolor Snips: Hey. Give me all your money.
Recolor Snails: But I don't want to give you my money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: *Points a basuka at Recolor Snails* I sinabi give me all the goddamn money!
Recolor Snails: Oh, not this again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: Give me all the goddamn money.
Recolor Snails: *Grabs a bazooka, and points it at Snips* Aha! You weren't expecting that! Were you?
Recolor Snips: Well this scenario has taken an unexpected turn.
Audience: *Laughing*
The TV turned off. Saten Twist was now confused.
Saten Twist: Why do you keep ipinapakita me this shit?
Master Sword: To let you know why recolors are dicks. I've already shown it to Snow Wonder, Double Scoop, Aina, and Tom. They all agree with me. Recolors are dicks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: F*ck you. That's all the time we have for this episode. See you susunod time.
The End
Then her story began............
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5) Fleur De Lis
Okay, so she's pretty awesome! I mean her disensyo is so cool and the way she is portrayed in my mind just is kinda interesting to me.
4) Fluttershy
How adorable? I can really relate to how shy she is and how she's trying to overcome it.
3) Pinkie Pie
She's the most happy most sweet thing ever. And she's always, always made me smile. No matter what mood I'm in.
2) Rarity
Elegant, artsy, and creative she just is so fun to watch and...
