Saten Twist was watching madami television.
Master Sword: *Enters Saten Twist's house* You're still watching television?!
Saten Twist: They're still ipinapakita that drought in Alicornia. I really don't see why thousands of ponies care about that state.
Master Sword: They make most of our produce.
Saten Twist: We live in Neigh Jersey. We make our own produce.
Master Sword: Point taken, but still. If that drought gets worse, it could come towards us.
Saten Twist: Bullshit. We'll make it go towards the Canadians. Nopony cares about them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: You're starting to act like a recolor.
Saten Twist: Oh not this again.
Sean: *Knocks on door, but makes it fall* I did not want that to happen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: uy Sean, do you know what recolors are?
Sean: Don't mention them to me. They're the worst type of ponies everypony should know.
TheLivingTombstone: *Arrives* Hey! That's part of my song, Octavia's Overture. Make your own goddamn song, and stop stealing from me!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I never even heard of this guy.
Master Sword: Forget about it. He's not even part of the show. Anyway, Saten Twist doesn't know, or care about recolors.
Sean: Well you better. Otherwise, they'll kidnap you, and people will make recolors of you.
Saten Twist: I wouldn't mind seeing a green version of me.
Master Sword: So you don't care if your life is in danger?
Saten Twist: I don't even know what the word danger means.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I'm gonna try this again. I will ipakita you why recolors are bad. *Turns on TV*
Another episode of Recolors Are Dicks appeared.
Audience: *Laughing*
The same two recolors from part 2 of this episode appear.
Recolor Snips: Hey. Give me all your money.
Recolor Snails: But I don't want to give you my money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: *Points a basuka at Recolor Snails* I sinabi give me all the goddamn money!
Recolor Snails: Oh, not this again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: Give me all the goddamn money.
Recolor Snails: *Grabs a bazooka, and points it at Snips* Aha! You weren't expecting that! Were you?
Recolor Snips: Well this scenario has taken an unexpected turn.
Audience: *Laughing*
The TV turned off. Saten Twist was now confused.
Saten Twist: Why do you keep ipinapakita me this shit?
Master Sword: To let you know why recolors are dicks. I've already shown it to Snow Wonder, Double Scoop, Aina, and Tom. They all agree with me. Recolors are dicks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: F*ck you. That's all the time we have for this episode. See you susunod time.
The End
Master Sword: *Enters Saten Twist's house* You're still watching television?!
Saten Twist: They're still ipinapakita that drought in Alicornia. I really don't see why thousands of ponies care about that state.
Master Sword: They make most of our produce.
Saten Twist: We live in Neigh Jersey. We make our own produce.
Master Sword: Point taken, but still. If that drought gets worse, it could come towards us.
Saten Twist: Bullshit. We'll make it go towards the Canadians. Nopony cares about them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: You're starting to act like a recolor.
Saten Twist: Oh not this again.
Sean: *Knocks on door, but makes it fall* I did not want that to happen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: uy Sean, do you know what recolors are?
Sean: Don't mention them to me. They're the worst type of ponies everypony should know.
TheLivingTombstone: *Arrives* Hey! That's part of my song, Octavia's Overture. Make your own goddamn song, and stop stealing from me!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I never even heard of this guy.
Master Sword: Forget about it. He's not even part of the show. Anyway, Saten Twist doesn't know, or care about recolors.
Sean: Well you better. Otherwise, they'll kidnap you, and people will make recolors of you.
Saten Twist: I wouldn't mind seeing a green version of me.
Master Sword: So you don't care if your life is in danger?
Saten Twist: I don't even know what the word danger means.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I'm gonna try this again. I will ipakita you why recolors are bad. *Turns on TV*
Another episode of Recolors Are Dicks appeared.
Audience: *Laughing*
The same two recolors from part 2 of this episode appear.
Recolor Snips: Hey. Give me all your money.
Recolor Snails: But I don't want to give you my money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: *Points a basuka at Recolor Snails* I sinabi give me all the goddamn money!
Recolor Snails: Oh, not this again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: Give me all the goddamn money.
Recolor Snails: *Grabs a bazooka, and points it at Snips* Aha! You weren't expecting that! Were you?
Recolor Snips: Well this scenario has taken an unexpected turn.
Audience: *Laughing*
The TV turned off. Saten Twist was now confused.
Saten Twist: Why do you keep ipinapakita me this shit?
Master Sword: To let you know why recolors are dicks. I've already shown it to Snow Wonder, Double Scoop, Aina, and Tom. They all agree with me. Recolors are dicks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: F*ck you. That's all the time we have for this episode. See you susunod time.
The End
MEANWHILE:
Diamond: ONE VOTE!?.. Silver Spoon! You didn't vote for me?!
Silver Spoon: No, I didn't.
Diamond Tiara: But you're my best friend!
Silver Spoon: Am I? 'Cause I tried to help sa pamamagitan ng mentioning your 'surprise' statue, and suddenly I wasn't even allowed to speak! You could have actually won this election if you just listened to me. You wanna know how? [whispering] Sorry. I'm not allowed to speak.
Diamond Tiera: (growls and storms off).
AppleBloom: Boy. She seems pretty upset.. We should check on her.
Scootaloo: We don't know that she's upset/. Not to a certainty. All we know for sure, is Diamond lost.
Diamond Tiera: (is heard screaming).
Sweetie Belle: What about now?
Scootaloo: Again, not enough evidence. For all we know, she's being murdered.
Sweetie Belle: (as if this ISN'T a reason a for concern) True enough.
AppleBloom: Yes.. But we should go anyway.
Diamond: ONE VOTE!?.. Silver Spoon! You didn't vote for me?!
Silver Spoon: No, I didn't.
Diamond Tiara: But you're my best friend!
Silver Spoon: Am I? 'Cause I tried to help sa pamamagitan ng mentioning your 'surprise' statue, and suddenly I wasn't even allowed to speak! You could have actually won this election if you just listened to me. You wanna know how? [whispering] Sorry. I'm not allowed to speak.
Diamond Tiera: (growls and storms off).
AppleBloom: Boy. She seems pretty upset.. We should check on her.
Scootaloo: We don't know that she's upset/. Not to a certainty. All we know for sure, is Diamond lost.
Diamond Tiera: (is heard screaming).
Sweetie Belle: What about now?
Scootaloo: Again, not enough evidence. For all we know, she's being murdered.
Sweetie Belle: (as if this ISN'T a reason a for concern) True enough.
AppleBloom: Yes.. But we should go anyway.
Two fanfictions that I wrote starring Applejack. The first one is Wings
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applejack gets a lot of work, and some ponies annoy her. One of them is Derpy, but AJ gets a chance to make fun of Derpy.
Applejack's Double Life
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With a beautiful theme song, and several gunfights, what's not to love? sumali Applejack, and her cousin Braeburn as they fight the Film Flam brothers for Braeburn's orchard in this wild west style fanfiction.
Enjoy these fanfictions, and make sure to read madami fanfictions sa pamamagitan ng me, Seanthehedgehog. The leader in fanfictions.
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applejack gets a lot of work, and some ponies annoy her. One of them is Derpy, but AJ gets a chance to make fun of Derpy.
Applejack's Double Life
link
With a beautiful theme song, and several gunfights, what's not to love? sumali Applejack, and her cousin Braeburn as they fight the Film Flam brothers for Braeburn's orchard in this wild west style fanfiction.
Enjoy these fanfictions, and make sure to read madami fanfictions sa pamamagitan ng me, Seanthehedgehog. The leader in fanfictions.