ang pakikipagkaibigan munting parang buriko ay mahika Article: On The Block Episode 23 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: You interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it was on purpose. You know what I'm going to do?
Master Sword: *Terrified* What?
Tom: I'm gonna forget this whole thing happened, and ilipat right along to Brony Of The Month.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Who is Brony of the buwan this time?
Tom: WWEChampion16.
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: When it comes to polls, this guy is very creative.
Master Sword: And his paborito parang buriko in the mane 6 is bahaghari Dash.
Tom & Master Sword: *Standing on their back legs, and salute* WWEChampion, we salute you!
Audience: *Clapping*
Master Sword: Now for our crossover parody.
Tom: It's Thomas The Unstoppable Tank Engine.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Master Sword: Everything is not so peaceful for our number 1 tank engine.

Thomas The Unstoppable Tank Engine

Starring

Cosmic bahaghari as Denzel Washington
Tom Foolery as Sir Tophamm Hat
Mortomis as the narrator
And everyone else as theirselves.

Narrator: It was a beautiful araw on the Island Of Sodor. The air was crisp, and there wasn't a ulap in the sky.
Sir Tophamm Hat: *Standing susunod to Thomas in Knapford Station* Thomas, I'm giving you a much needed tune up my friend.
Narrator: sinabi Sir Tophamm Hat.
Thomas: *Coupled up to three freight cars* Oh boy. Thanks.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Now as soon as I put your brakes back in, you'll be as good as new. *Leans on Thomas, but accidentally pushes him forward*
Audience: *Laughing*
Thomas: *Moving forward* Wait, why am I rolling? Am I moving, or are the trees moving? *Gets nervous* What did you say about my brakes?! You took out my what?!!? HOLY COW, I CAN'T STOP!!!!
Sir Tophamm Hat: *Sighs* Clearly, this is why I don't have real friends.
Audience: *Laughing*
Thomas: Look out, I have no brakes!!!
Narrator: Screamed Thomas, and indeed.....
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: ....he did not.

Later in the control room.

Denzel: Alright, talk to me.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Well it seems Thomas is out of control, and we can't stop him.
Thomas: WHY CAN'T I STOP?!!?!
Harold: *Hovering in the air* This is Harold The Helicopter, how can I help you?
Narrator: Asked Harold.
Denzel: Harold, this is control. I need you to shoot at Thomas, and derail him from the tracks.
Harold: Shoot at Thomas? Why I couldn't. Thomas is my friend.
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: Well your friend is about to crash into a nearby town! Ugh, this is why I never work with talking machines.
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: You know what they say, never send a smiling helicopter to do an action star's work.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Nobody says that...
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: *Staring at some monitors. One of them has Trollestia on it*
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: What's his cargo?
Sir Tophamm Hat: Who?
Denzel: Thomas! His cargo! What's he carrying?!
Sir Tophamm Hat: Oh, nothing too dangerous. Pillows, swiss cheese, a nuclear bomb-
Denzel: A nuclear bomb?!!!?
Sir Tophamm Hat: And swiss cheese! Sheesh, were you even listening?
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: Alright, come on! *Leaving the control room* I got a train to catch.

Meanwhile on some walang tiyak na layunin dirty road.

Mater: *Going slow with Lightning McQueen* I like this scene McQueen.
Lightning: See Mater? It's good to travel the world *Gets on a railroad crossing with Mater*
Thomas: *Runs them over*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Thomas: I'm sorry you guys, it's just that I have no brakes, and I can't stop!!!
Denzel: *Staring at Percy* I gotta work with him? *Looks at Sir Tophamm Hat* I told you, I work alone!
Percy: I like you.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Look! Nobody knows the rails better then Percy!
Denzel: Fine. *Gets on board Percy* Just try to keep up junior.
Percy: You're a nice stallion.
Audience: *Laughing*

Later

Thomas: *On a curve, and nearly gets derailed*
Harold: *Has a Browning machine gun attached to him, and shoots at Thomas*
Audience: *Laughing*
Thomas: Harold! What are you doing?!!?
Harold: I'm sorry Thomas. I have airplanes to feed!
Audience: *Laughing*
Harold: *Shoots madami bullets at Thomas*
Denzel: *Staring at Harold* What's that crazy chopper doing?! Doesn't he know that if he hits that bomb, we're doomed?
Percy: *Staring at the sky* I like clouds.
Denzel: Yeah, ain't that the truth? You know, I guess you, and I aren't so different after all. *Sees Percy getting closer to Thomas* I see Thomas, step on it!
Percy: *Gets closer to Thomas*
Denzel: Thomas, we're coming!!
Thomas: Hurry!!!
Percy: *Couples up to the back of Thomas' train, and applies his brakes*
Thomas: *Stops inches away from the buffers* Oh thank goodness. If you didn't stop me, I would've crushed the little town of presa Shortcake.
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: *Pushes Thomas*
Audience: *Laughing*
Thomas: *Moves forward* Wait, am I- *Crushes the town of presa Shortcake, killing many people in that town* Oh..
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And nobody regretted any of their actions. The end
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

On the susunod part of this episode

People that make conspiracies get made fun of.

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Discorded Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

bahaghari Dash went to Zecora's as fast as she could. When she arrived, she saw Zecora's hut in a mess.

Rainbow Dash: *Enters hut* Hello? Zecora?
Zecora: Who's there?
Rainbow Dash: *Sees Zecora* It's me.
Zecora: Ah, bahaghari Dash, so nice to see you. But where are your friends? Have they come too?
Rainbow Dash: They're all dead Zecora.
Zecora: Oh no.
Rainbow Dash: What happened to your hut?
Zecora: Nazi Forces killed me. But I fooled them with a potion I drank, as you can see.
Rainbow Dash: Okay. I need your help. Discord got Sean The Hedgehog to sumali his army, and now he's killing everypony....

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Discorded Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Along the way to Discord's new headquarters...

Applebloom: We need your help putting up pasko lights.
Sean: Alright, but we gotta make it quick. I have to do something very important for Celestia.

Song: link

Ponies: The first thing of pasko that's such a pain to me, is finding a pasko tree. The segundo thing of pasko that's such a pain to me.
Sean: Rigging up the lights.
Ponies: And finding a pasko tree. The third thing of pasko that's such a pain to me.
Scootaloo: Hangovers.
Sean: Rigging up the lights.
Ponies: And finding a pasko tree. The fourth thing of Christmas...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 30 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 30

Bartholomew's Departure

June 12, 1953

Bartholomew has worked on the Union Pacific for two years. He's from the United Kingdom, but still enjoys life in Equestria.

Orion: *stops freight train in yard*
Bartholomew: *Climbs out of caboose*...

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Ice Drop: A nagyelo World Chapter One

posted by karinabrony

Ice Drop

Ice Drop was a shy pony. She was barely a filly, so she still had a lot to learn. She had friends, but she preffered to be left alone. Ice Drop was a bit taller than ponies in her class, and she was embarassed about that. Ice Drop liked the snow, and she also liked being outside until midnight. Today was a snow storm, and the students were kept in class. "Coffee Creme! Do not make fun of Cotton Swirls' drawing!" The teacher said. Coffee Creme glared at Cotton Swirls. "I was just being a critique." She said. Cotton Swirls snorted. It was a drawing of Coffee Creme, but she made her look like...

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Creepy ponies chapter 1

posted by flippy_fan210

Jeff awoke the quickest. He found himself behind a store. It smelled like a bakery. Wherever that Mew had teleported him to, he didn't mind. He tried to stand up to go into the bakery, but it felt weird. He placed a hand on his head, thinking it was just from such a large amount of power shot at him at once, But when he looked at his hand, he saw it wasn't a hand anymore. It was a rounded hoof. Not one like on a real horse, but it terrified Jeff madami than a gun to his head. He just stared in confusion for a few seconds, then looked around him. Ben and Jack weren't with him. He placed his hoof...

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Con Mane: Dead Another araw Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The ice was melting, and an aircraft was about to take off.

Con: *Floors it*
Lady: We're not gonna make it.
Con: Oh yes we will.
Pilot: *Flying plane*
Chinese Ponies: *Closing doors*
Con: *Shoots Chinese Ponies*
Chinese Ponies: *Fall off plane*
Con: Now nopony can close the door. *Floors it*
Lady: Dear lord, please let us-
Con: Don't pray! Praying is for bad ponies. *Drives onto plane, then stops*
Lady: *Gets out of car, and closes door*
Con: Untie the helicopter. We're gonna need it to get out of here if we land in China.
Gustav: *Appears* Con Mane. What another surprise to see you again.
Con: Your...

Clothes Swap

added by ChibiEmmy

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Twilight Drawing

added by karinabrony

Source: Me

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Ponies On The Rails episode 26 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 26

Portland Porter

June 1, 1953

It has been three weeks since Gordon has been suspended from work. At first, he was either walking around the town of Cheyenne, or watching telebisyon at his house. One day, he just decided to go into Portland...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape Part 23

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At Changeling Headquarters

Major Jones: *On telephone* Amazing. Bring them here. *Puts on hat*
Queen Chrysalis: *Farting loudly* Aaah.
Major Jones: *Covers nose*
Changeling 53: *Brings in Bartholomew*
Queen Chrysalis: Mr. Perfect, and Jade Greene.
Bartholomew: *Sees Jade*
Queen Chrysalis: Now you'll wish you didn't put us in so much trouble.

Soon, three trucks, and three mga motorsiklo were traveling down the road.

Jade: What's troubling you Bartholomew?
Bartholomew: I'm not sure. I was expecting either a long stay or a very short trip.
Jade: That's not too bad.
Bartholomew: Well, I don't want anypony...

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The Magic Begins! A Twilight Sparkle Story

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Once, in a land, called Equetsria, there was a parang buriko named Twilight Sparkle. She was a small Unicorn, and she loved to figure out what magic meant. She forever longed for a pet, and she's on different quests, to, find a pet, and venture out to see what magic means. Night Light and Twilight Velvet are sure, that Twilight can do this. They also say, if she finds one, she can get a pet! She tells Night and Twilight that she can't do this without a pet. She says it's impossible! Obviously, Night and Twilight don't believe her, but they know they should trust their daughter, so before Twilight goes out on her trip, Night and Twilight have to ground her (Nicely!) So they can plan who they're going to get for a pet and what they're going to name him. (I say him because Twilight says she needs a male pet)

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape Part 17

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The susunod morning was a very cold one. Everypony that didn't escape had to line up in a huge line, and listen to Gilda speak to a few other people.

Nazi Colonel 98: *Gives Gilda list*
Gilda: *Reading listahan of prisoners that escaped* Sechsundsiebzig.
Rainbow Dash: How many did she say?
Airborne: Seventy Six.
Gilda: *gives listahan back to colonel* Dismissed.

At a train station.

Bartholomew & Jade: *Walking upstairs to platform*
Shredder: *Sees Bartholomew*
Sacred Symphony: *Reading newspaper*
Shining Armor: *Standing near train track*
Shredder: I see a few ponies that escaped with us.
Brewster: Bartholomew,...

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Twilight Sparkle

added by karinabrony

Source: Equestria Daily

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KendiKens in PonyVille(part one)

posted by KendiKens

-Oh,great,everything is ready,-said Twilight.
-Yeah,but why are we all here again,-asked bahaghari Dash.
-KendiKens is coming in PonyVille today.I want everything just perfect,-said Twilight.
-Wait,let me get this right....KENDIKENS IS COMING HERE,ALL THE WAY FROM CANTERLOT,-asked Rarity,very happy.
-Well,yes,but,-said Twilight.
-Oh,really,-asked Flutter Shy.
-That is damn great,-said mansanas Jack.
-You hear girls,KendiKens is coming to PonyVille,YAY,-said mansanas Bloom.
-Hello my little ponies,-said KendiKens.
-You are here,you are really here,-said Sweetie Belle.
-Oh yeah,the greatest flier of all times...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The susunod morning, everypony tried out Sacred Symphony's plan. They walked around the compound, and poured the dirt on the ground, and kicked it in. Some of the ponies even poured dirt in gardens that the ponies were creating. After that, the gardeners would rake the dirt until it blended in.

Meanwhile

Shredder: *Marching with other ponies* Alright fella's, look sharp! *stops*
Ponies: *Dropping dirt*
Shredder: *Watching*
Ponies: *Kicking in dirt*
Shredder: That look's sharp! *Continues marching*
Gilda: *Walking towards gardens*
Sacred Symphony: *Sees Gilda* Princess...
Celestia: Oh *sees Gilda, and...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The susunod morning, Bartholomew, and Jade were walking around the camp with a few other ponies.

Bartholomew: So, what I'm thinking is that the woods should be only two hundred, and thirty five feet from any of the huts that we're digging from.
Jade: We got to get somepony to get the real measurement from here to the woods.
Bartholomew: That would be impossible. Has Shredder gotten us any maps of Germaneigh yet?
Jade: No, not yet. He's still working on getting a pick for Pablo.

Near the washdown.

Sigmund: *Turning handle*
Rainbow Dash: *Helping Sigmund*
Sigmund: *Pulls off handle*

Water soon shot out,...

Coco Pummel

added by ChibiEmmy

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The Adventures of bahaghari Dash episode 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >> link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of bahaghari Dash

Based off the TV Show, Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, bahaghari Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 2

Magnum Horse

One araw bahaghari Dash went to get a newspaper. She was very eager to read the news until..

Rainbow Dash: *Reading newspaper* Whoa. Four ponies in a car die? What is all this about? *Goes to Sugarcube corner*

At sugarcube corner

Pinkie Pie: *Making candy*
Rainbow Dash: *Arrives*...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Episode 8 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A few of the bullets nearly hit Snips, but soon we were up in the air, and away from Nazi Forces, heading back to Ponyville

Sean: *gives book to Spike*
Spike: *reads book* Twilight joined them?
Sean: Yeah. We decided not to tell you until now.
Spike: I can't believe Twilight would do such a thing.
Sean: And Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon.
Spike: All three of them?
Sean: Eeyup. But it's not as interesting from the one name that's missing.
Spike: What name is that Sean?
Sean: I have it in this book. *gives it to Spike* I think you'll find it amusing.
Spike: *opens book*

Spike flipped through...

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Party Village-Chapter one-The Missing Gem part one-

posted by rockinpony

My character-Wildberry.

--Hi. This is my first MLP story. My friend, natasha1830, read it and sinabi it was good. So i wanted to put it on here. I hope you'll like it--

My name is Wildberry. I was born in Berryville, where we grow the best fruits in all of Equestria! I'm a unicorn. I have a violet-red coat, a blue mane & tail(with yellow highlights), and my cutie mark is a two cherry's. I got the name 'Wildberry', 'cause when i was a filly, i used to gallop to anypony or anyplace that i saw! I also jumped around everywhere. That's when my parents decided to call me Wildberry; so the name stuck, and i was no longer...