ang pakikipagkaibigan munting parang buriko ay mahika Article: On The Block Episode 23 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: You interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it was on purpose. You know what I'm going to do?
Master Sword: *Terrified* What?
Tom: I'm gonna forget this whole thing happened, and ilipat right along to Brony Of The Month.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Who is Brony of the buwan this time?
Tom: WWEChampion16.
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: When it comes to polls, this guy is very creative.
Master Sword: And his paborito parang buriko in the mane 6 is bahaghari Dash.
Tom & Master Sword: *Standing on their back legs, and salute* WWEChampion, we salute you!
Audience: *Clapping*
Master Sword: Now for our crossover parody.
Tom: It's Thomas The Unstoppable Tank Engine.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Master Sword: Everything is not so peaceful for our number 1 tank engine.

Thomas The Unstoppable Tank Engine

Starring

Cosmic bahaghari as Denzel Washington
Tom Foolery as Sir Tophamm Hat
Mortomis as the narrator
And everyone else as theirselves.

Narrator: It was a beautiful araw on the Island Of Sodor. The air was crisp, and there wasn't a ulap in the sky.
Sir Tophamm Hat: *Standing susunod to Thomas in Knapford Station* Thomas, I'm giving you a much needed tune up my friend.
Narrator: sinabi Sir Tophamm Hat.
Thomas: *Coupled up to three freight cars* Oh boy. Thanks.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Now as soon as I put your brakes back in, you'll be as good as new. *Leans on Thomas, but accidentally pushes him forward*
Audience: *Laughing*
Thomas: *Moving forward* Wait, why am I rolling? Am I moving, or are the trees moving? *Gets nervous* What did you say about my brakes?! You took out my what?!!? HOLY COW, I CAN'T STOP!!!!
Sir Tophamm Hat: *Sighs* Clearly, this is why I don't have real friends.
Audience: *Laughing*
Thomas: Look out, I have no brakes!!!
Narrator: Screamed Thomas, and indeed.....
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: ....he did not.

Later in the control room.

Denzel: Alright, talk to me.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Well it seems Thomas is out of control, and we can't stop him.
Thomas: WHY CAN'T I STOP?!!?!
Harold: *Hovering in the air* This is Harold The Helicopter, how can I help you?
Narrator: Asked Harold.
Denzel: Harold, this is control. I need you to shoot at Thomas, and derail him from the tracks.
Harold: Shoot at Thomas? Why I couldn't. Thomas is my friend.
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: Well your friend is about to crash into a nearby town! Ugh, this is why I never work with talking machines.
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: You know what they say, never send a smiling helicopter to do an action star's work.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Nobody says that...
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: *Staring at some monitors. One of them has Trollestia on it*
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: What's his cargo?
Sir Tophamm Hat: Who?
Denzel: Thomas! His cargo! What's he carrying?!
Sir Tophamm Hat: Oh, nothing too dangerous. Pillows, swiss cheese, a nuclear bomb-
Denzel: A nuclear bomb?!!!?
Sir Tophamm Hat: And swiss cheese! Sheesh, were you even listening?
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: Alright, come on! *Leaving the control room* I got a train to catch.

Meanwhile on some walang tiyak na layunin dirty road.

Mater: *Going slow with Lightning McQueen* I like this scene McQueen.
Lightning: See Mater? It's good to travel the world *Gets on a railroad crossing with Mater*
Thomas: *Runs them over*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Thomas: I'm sorry you guys, it's just that I have no brakes, and I can't stop!!!
Denzel: *Staring at Percy* I gotta work with him? *Looks at Sir Tophamm Hat* I told you, I work alone!
Percy: I like you.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Look! Nobody knows the rails better then Percy!
Denzel: Fine. *Gets on board Percy* Just try to keep up junior.
Percy: You're a nice stallion.
Audience: *Laughing*

Later

Thomas: *On a curve, and nearly gets derailed*
Harold: *Has a Browning machine gun attached to him, and shoots at Thomas*
Audience: *Laughing*
Thomas: Harold! What are you doing?!!?
Harold: I'm sorry Thomas. I have airplanes to feed!
Audience: *Laughing*
Harold: *Shoots madami bullets at Thomas*
Denzel: *Staring at Harold* What's that crazy chopper doing?! Doesn't he know that if he hits that bomb, we're doomed?
Percy: *Staring at the sky* I like clouds.
Denzel: Yeah, ain't that the truth? You know, I guess you, and I aren't so different after all. *Sees Percy getting closer to Thomas* I see Thomas, step on it!
Percy: *Gets closer to Thomas*
Denzel: Thomas, we're coming!!
Thomas: Hurry!!!
Percy: *Couples up to the back of Thomas' train, and applies his brakes*
Thomas: *Stops inches away from the buffers* Oh thank goodness. If you didn't stop me, I would've crushed the little town of presa Shortcake.
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: *Pushes Thomas*
Audience: *Laughing*
Thomas: *Moves forward* Wait, am I- *Crushes the town of presa Shortcake, killing many people in that town* Oh..
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And nobody regretted any of their actions. The end
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

On the susunod part of this episode

People that make conspiracies get made fun of.

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Silver Tune's Story 11

posted by _MockingJay_

The three mares were walking down the street. Coffee Crème and Snow Flake were very excited. Silver Tune was quietly following them. Snow Flake noticed Silver Tune's worried face. She paused and turned around.

SF: Why that face, Silver Tune?
ST: *sigh* I've actually never been to a mall before.
CC: *laughs* Yeah right.
ST: I'm serious. Ask anypony.. Ask my sister.

Coffee Creme's eyes were wide open. She couldn't believe what Silver Tune had just said. She turned to Snow Flake, who also had her eyes wide open.

ST: What?
CC: Then.. Where the heck do you buy your clothes?!
ST: Walmart, Target, or Tilly's....

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Silver Tune's Story 9

posted by _MockingJay_

Silver Tune sat beside her locker. She was hungry, and she was mad. Coffee Crème smiled as she walked to Silver Tune.
Coffee Creme's smile suddenly disappeared. She saw Silver Tune crying.

CC: Silver Tune, why are you crying?
ST: *rubs eyes* I-I'm not crying.. I'm smiling.. *frowns*
CC: What happened?
ST: You wouldn't understand.
CC: Tell me. *sits*
ST: *sigh* For your own good, walk away.
CC: *tilts head*
ST: I buck everything up. I'll probably push you and Snow Flake away, that's my thing. I just don't want to hurt you. So please, I'm begging you, don't enter my life. *lowers head*
CC: Awww sweetie....

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Hedgehog In Ponyville 8 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After killing the enemy I got in my car with bahaghari Dash, and we started going to Sweet mansanas Acres. We weren't sure why it was snowing.

Sean: Do you suppose Twilight did this to fuck things up?
Rainbow Dash: Maybe. It could be part of her plan.
Sean: *enters sweet mansanas acres*
Rainbow Dash: *looks at ponies* Wow, there's a lot of them here.
Sean: Seems like applejack did half of our job for us. Now we just gotta see what's going on. *stops*
Applejack: bahaghari Dash! Are you alright?
Rainbow Dash: I'm fine. Sean prevented Robotnik's soldiers from attacking me.
Applejack: Good for you.
Sean: What's...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 10 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Gordon was bored, so he decided to check out what the Union Pacific looked like.

Gordon: I'll bet every single steam engine is dead. *runs to station*

After three minutos of running

Gordon: *panting* Ugh, how much longer do I have to go? *looks back* (All I did was run across the street?!?!?)
Train driver: *blows horn*
Gordon: Oh damn, the tracks are right sa pamamagitan ng the road. *walks to fence* Really? Why did they put these up?
Security Guard: HEY!! What are you doing sa pamamagitan ng that fence?
Gordon: Watching the trains?
Security Guard: Ok. You're not allowed to pass this fence at anytime.
Gordon: Alright. May I ask...

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Under Pressure Part Three

posted by karinabrony

Black Rose was in the bathroom, looking at herself in the mirror. She was not as depressed as usual. She came out of the bathroom to go back to class. When she came out, there was a little daga on the floor. She gasped and got startled. Then she decided to pick it up. She looked at it's little beady eyes. She went back to the bathroom to get paper towels for the little creature. Fluttershy was in there too, making sure her little critters were okay. Fluttershy smiled at Black Rose. Black Rose got the paper towels. Then, she found a small cardboard box to put it in. She put the towels inside...

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Chapter 19

posted by Canada24

MUCH LATER!

When Scootaloo gained conscience she remembered what happened and started getting scared, as she had no idea where she was, or what happened to the others.

As she nervously started pacing, she banged into something.

"Ow" groaned a familiar voice.

"Spike! Thank god!" Scootaloo cried, helping him up, and taking comfort in knowing she's not fully alone.

"Where do you suppose we are?" Spike asked nervously.

"I don't know.. But Spike, would it be weird if I you hug for comfort?" Scootaloo asked, frightenedly looking around.

"Not at all.. I could use the comfort as well" Spike said, hugging...

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The Seven Up's part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Rice's susunod part of his plan was to kidnap a police officer. Buddy, and his group was nearby

Buddy: I heard we're supposed to get a snowstorm in a couple of days.
Ringo: Oh no
Buddy: We shouldn't be getting much.
Cop 2: *walking down street*
Rice: *pulls up*

Rice, and Clint estola a cop car, and were dressed as police officers.

Rice: Excuse me, sir?
Cop 2: What?
Rice: *punches cop*
Clint: *puts cop in car*
Buddy: Whoa. What's going on there? *runs off*
Cop 3: What are you doing?
Buddy: This stallion is disguised as a cop, and is being arrested for interfering with the police *drives off*
Buddy: *shows...

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Ponyville Military Ch. 2

posted by Dragon4322

"NO AND YOU ASK AGAIN MY FRIEND....

Third araw of the war it seems the Government of Ponyville gave our Military what they call /standard issued/ helicopters. Well i knew of them in magazines and newspapers but didn't know the Government would now supply so many to the Ponyville Military. once these hovering machines fell in the hooves of my best friend and commander she saw it as an advantage for earth ponies to use so they too could go from one battle front to another. Fourth araw we shipped out and since i couldn't fly yet i too was out on a helicopter. But since i was lieutenant it was the one in front of all the rest, And...

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The last solstice - Chapter 25: That fateful araw

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 25: That fateful day

Now listen carefully, because I will only tell it once! I already told my sister in the past and now to you, but never again to anypony else! I wouldn’t tell this story for the third time even to the Creator herself!

Of course, my soul and body wasn’t always scarred and burned like this, once I was a proud parang buriko like you… my happiness was a beautiful kingdom, a dear sister and a faithful student…

Come with me into the past, and I will take you to that fateful araw which changed everything…

It happened long ago… so long nakaraan now. I was returning...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 2 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run sa pamamagitan ng thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 2: To Lease, or not to lease

August 1, 1950

It has been half a week since Coffee Creme's first araw working on the Union Pacific. She's a hard worker, and normally works with Hawkeye, and together, they would have a special assignment. They were recieving it in Cheyenne at 9 O clock in the morning

Pete: Attention everypony! Listen up.
Workers: *gather...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 1 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye's engine

Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run sa pamamagitan ng thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 1: New worker

Cheyenne, July 26, 1950

Coffee Creme: *walking on platform*
Orion: Hey, are you the new apoy mare?
Coffee Creme: Yes.
Orion: Alright, you're working with another parang buriko on that passenger train. You're going to Las Pegasus. Good luck on your first day.
Coffee Creme: Thanks *walks to engine*
Hawkeye: Hi, you must be my new apoy mare.
Coffee...

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Flame Air

posted by FlameMusical123

Hi! I'm new here. Call me Flame. My first post was a picture called 'Meet Flame Air'. This is to introduce her properly.

Name: Flame Air
Coat color: Sunshine yellow
Eye Colors: Blood red(left), sky blue(right)
Hair Colors: Tangerine orange, ruby red
Cutie Mark: 2 musical notes (forgot their names)
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Hairstyle
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Flame's hairstyle has a rig-shaw like design. Sort of like Mordecai from Regular Show.
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Origin
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Flame used to live in Manhattan, till her family got fed up with the insults thrown...

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Nikki's Old Enemy: Part 5

posted by applejackrocks1

Sugar Sprinkles had packed her clothing and other items. She was in the Train Station with Nikki and her bags...

Nikki: 2 tickets to Ponyville please.
Lady: That would be 2 dollars.
Sugar: Here. *gives 2 dollars to Lady*
Lady: Thank you. Here you go. *hands tickets to Nikki*
Nikki: Thank you.
Lady: Have a nice day!
Sugar: *enters train*
Nikki: *enters train*
Sugar: Wh-
Nikki: *sits on seat*
Sugar: *sits susunod to Nikki*
Nikki: I'm taking you somewhere where you can be happy.
Sugar: Whoa. It stinks.
Nikki: Yep. It's the skunk in the bag.
Sugar: You brought it?!
Nikki: Duh. I have to. If I set it free here, somepony...

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Nikki's Old Enemy: Part 3

posted by applejackrocks1

Everypony: *laughs*
Mare: Yup! *slaps Nikki's back*
Nikki: Ow! Stop!
Colt: What are you doing here? Oh wait! You work for Diamond!
Nikki: I would never work for that whale!
Mare: Watch your mouth orphan.
Nikki: I am not an orphan!
Colt: Says the girl who d-
Nikki: Shut up!!!
Diamond: Ehem. *Grabs phone*
Nikki: *eye widened*
Diamond: *smirks* (puts phone down)
Colt: I have a long time without seeing you!
Mare: We thought you were dead!
Colt: HEY! The orphan got her cutie mark!
Mare: Let me see!
Nikki: *covers cutie mark*
Colt: GET HER!
Mare: *grabs her hooves*
Nikki: HEY!
Everypony: *laughs*
Colt: Your cutie mark..Is...

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Nikki's Old Enemy: Part 2

posted by applejackrocks1

An oras later, Nikki was in Canterlot. She got off the train....

Nikki: Sir?
Pony: Yes?
Nikki: How far away is this place? *hands a piece of paper to him*
Pony: *reads it* 4 blocks away, turn right.
Nikki: Okay, Thank you.
Pony No problem. *walks away*
Nikki: *whispers* 4 blocks, turn right..

30 minutos later, after following the stranger's directions, Nikki was in front of her client's door...

Nikki: *knocks on door*

Moments later, a mare opened the door. She looked at Nikki with disgusted. Nikki's eyes widened. "It can't be," she thought. The mare flipped back her mane...

Nikki: Good Morning! I'm the-...

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Dirty Harry part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The susunod morning, Harry, and Peter went to a crime scene. Another parang buriko was killed sa pamamagitan ng Scorpio during the suicide scene.

Harry: He attacked at a perfect time.
Peter: Yeah. Now what?
Harry: Now we find out about his susunod move.
Captain: Listen up you two. Scorpio sent us another letter.
Harry: What does it say?

Dear SFPD,

I am glad to tell you that I no longer want $150,000. Instead I want to double it, and have $300,000. Come up with it if you can pussies.

Scorpio

Harry: Well, he definetly likes to call us names.
Peter: Don't remind me.
Harry: I know what we'll do.

Next night, Harry, and his partner...

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Blue Bolt's Adventures

posted by Dragon-88

Blue Bolt, ready for fun!

OK, so on with this story. Blue Bolt (me) is sleeping in his house situated in Ponyville. Right now, he is enjoying a good night's sleep, and hopes the morning will be normal. Too bad it's not gonna happen!

Bolt: (sees sunrise) Time to have another nice day!

Pinkie: (busts down door) Hey, new guy! Wakey wakey! It's a requirement that new residents meet the princess!

Bolt: I hope you can fix the door you destroyed!

Pinkie: Sorry...I'll wait while you get ready! I'll walk with you. Nice digs!

Bolt: (brushing teeth) OK, that was random. I'm new here, and Pinkie's a little energetic! Are they all like...

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Autobiography chapter 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Chapter 4
Bad ideas

While most of my stories were enjoyed sa pamamagitan ng some, there were a few terrible ideas that I made for fanfics. The first one was Mane Wars which turned out to be very short, and had a bad story line. I was so mad with it, that I deleted it. I only tried doing it, because it was based off this other TV ipakita I saw.

Next were three artikulo I posted which had two stories in one. I thought it would be good since it was very long, but it turned out to be too long.

I republished six Con Mane stories which had all the parts in one article. No one read them, even though I was told to do...

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Autobiography chapter 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It's hard to do what you can for the fandom of bronies. It really is, but once you get started, it's like there's no turning back. That's how I feel sometimes.

Chapter 1
Before the bronies

Three years ago, I created my account for fanpop. At that time MLP: FIM wasn't around, for at least a few madami months. The taon was 2010, and I was 13 years old, having been born in December of 1996.

During 2010, I came on here for one reason only. Sonic The Hedgehog. Back then, I was a huge tagahanga of something way past cool. I liked it so much, I even made my own tagahanga character. My account name is the same as...

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Slycall part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake

Now this is the newest James Bond parody on the newest James Bond movie. We find our hero Con Mane slowly walking through a hallway. It's dark, and the shadows block much of his face.

Con: *opens door*
P: Where is it?
Con: It's gone. We have an agent down.
P: Are you sure it's gone?
Con: *checks* It's gone.
Brosnan: *dying*
Con: *grabs cloth* Hang in there.
P: There's no time for that!
Con: I have to stop the bleeding!
P: Leave him!
Brosnan: Go! Don't worry about me.
Con: *leaves*
Snow: *drives truck* Let's drive.
Con: *gets in* Did you find Vetrice anywhere?
Snow: *looks* There. In the white Limo....