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posted by Bluepenguin

- Knock Knock Jokes -

Private is laying in his bunk like a sack of potatoes, bored and lazily watching the clock.
Private: 1:00 P.M.... still two madami hours until they ipakita the Lunacorns...
Skipper: Private! For one araw can you please not watch those ridiculous moonhorns with their hippie caring powers?!
Private: Aww! But why, Skippa?
Skipper angrily gazes at Private.
Skipper: Private...
Private: Ok, ok! (Sigh)....... ooh! I have an idea! Knock, knock!
Skipper: Who's there?
Private: Vampire!
Skipper: Vampire who?
Private: (Giggle) Vampire State Building! Ahahahaha!
Skipper looks at Private with an "I'm...

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The Good, the Bad, the Dangerous, chapter 4

posted by queenpalm

I sighed and did a facepalm. My least paborito subject!
"Oh! Oh! I'll go first!" Becky exclaimed, waving her hand in the air. "I like the beavers! They're so hot!"
"Yeah! So hot!" Stacey exclaimed.
"I thought you were just friends?" Michelle said.
"Well, yeah! We're friends!" Becky exclaimed.
"Boyfriends and girlfriends!" Stacey cried.
"Do they even know that?" Marlene asked.
"Um, uh. Who wants to go next?" Stacey said.
No one raised a hand, paw, or flipper.
"How about, Shelly!" Becky said.
"Eh, okay. As you all know, I have my-" Shelly started.
"It's Rico, I knew it!" Darla cried.
Michelle blushed....

Exit (humanized fanfiction about daydream from hearing "Second Chance" sa pamamagitan ng Shinedown)

posted by mostar1219

This is a picture from the music video for "second chance"

Monique was tossing and turning in her bed. Kowalski once again came close to getting the boot because of his trusting her. Oh how she hated being rough under pressure. It came to the point where she couldn't sleep anymore and went to her open window to see the nightly sites.
Something seemed to shine in the night sky. It looked like a star, but it was moving. She didn't hear of any shooting bituin trackings, but then she remembered that she heard on the news that Halley's Comet was supposed to ugoy by.
As Monique felt the breeze from sticking her head out the window and watching the comet fly...

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ibong dagat Bloopers: Marlene and Julien (from Gusot in the Web)

posted by peacebaby7

Yep that's right. I decided to do another bloopers. I hadn't done one in forever. Hope you enjoy it. :)
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Internet Popularity?: Take 1

Marlene: (on volcano) Welcome! To stunt that's so great!!

Maurice: That really what we're goin with?

Julien: Yes. Because it is awesome just like me. Now hoist your king.

Maurice: *attempts to hoist Julien*

Julien: Eh, why am I not being hoisted? I am getting impatient Maurice!

Maurice: *pulls* Boy you really *pulls* need to *pulls* drop a few pounds...*pulls*

Julien: How daring of you!! I do not weigh that much!...

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Unexpected pag-ibig

posted by Jhoman12

It Was A Perfect Sunny araw And Marlene Saw Maurice .Hey Maurice Marlene Said.Oh Hi Marlene He sinabi I Was Just... Uh.. Maurice Stammered Then Marlene sinabi "Uh Ok Come On In" She sinabi At Marlene Habitat They Were Talking And Laughing Then An Unexpected pag-ibig Relationship Between Them. At Night They Were Sitting Looking At The Moon And Then Marlene sinabi To Him"You Know Maurice I Think You're Cute" "You Do?" Maurice sinabi "yes I Do" She sinabi *Maurice Hold Her Hand And Then They Started To Kiss*."I pag-ibig You" Marlene sinabi "I pag-ibig You Too" Maurice sinabi Then They halik Again
The End

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What's in your heart(part 1)

posted by Icicle1penguin

Marlene: uy guys!
Skipper: Hello Marlene. What brings you here today?
Marlene: I'm just sooo excited for tomorrow! Guess why?
Private: Julien's moving?
Marlene: No.
Kowalski: NASA chose me to go on the trip to Mars?
Marlene: No.
Rico: Buttons!
Marlene: I wish! but nope. Actually its-
Skipper: Your birthday.

Marlene: Yes! I'm sooo glad you remembered!
Skipper: Of course I did. Unlike these knuckle-heads.

Kowalski: Umm, I had a lot in my mind lately...
Private: I was visiting Barry this week...
Rico: Heheheh...

Marlene: Right....Well I'll go now! I gotta clean my habitat for tomorrow!

(leaves the room)

Skipper:...

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Penguins of Madagascar poem! :D

posted by ImAnEasel

I pag-ibig The Penguins of Madagascar!
The only tanong I ever ask are:
Why don't madami people watch this show?
Those who don't like it need a tread on the toe!

It's so good, it should have it's own day!
14th of July? or the 5th of May?
This ipakita is the ultimate key
to laughter, joy and NYC!

The madami I watch this show, the madami I see
the similarities between Mort and me!
I'm a sheep! Cockadoodledoo!
And I can be an easel, too!

I hope you all enjoyed this little rhyme!
Because, now, I've ran out of words that... rhyme.

Blowhole's Puppet (humanized fanfiction based on daydream from hearing "Savin Me")

posted by mostar1219

In the New York jail, there have been criminals who have been expected to commit the crimes they have, whether it was stealing or destroying property. Obviously, Cecil, Brick, and X were all in the jail, but the most unexpected criminal of all was Monique, and it wasn't even her fault.
A while ago, she caught Blowhole creating a chemical mixture illegally. Since he knew she was helping the police while not even being a cop, he injected her with the mixture a minuto before they came. Ever since, she's been beating people and places up and it got her where she is and, without her knowing, will...

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The Battling Best (humanized fanfiction based on daydream from hearing "Hall of Fame")

posted by mostar1219

The team was invited to participate in a fighting tournament. They will each be going against an enemy that they have some sort of connection to, yet never met before, but, they'd have to fight individually.
"Listen up, team. Today is the big day. We've done extra training for two weeks for this. Just because we'll be split up for this doesn't mean that we won't be the champs. If we're going to be strong on the outside, we're going to start sa pamamagitan ng being strong on the inside and be confident that we'll take tahanan the gold!" Skipper was saying.
The four high fived each other and they were on their ways...

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Stupid Crazy Love: (7) Falling Hard

posted by peacebaby7

March 20, 2012
0853 hours

    Kowalski walked into the living room with a yawn. “Morning guys.”

    “Well you look rested.” Skipper sinabi sarcastically.

    “Sorry Skipper. I just didn’t sleep very well last night.”

    “Why not then?” Private asked innocently. “I don’t know. I just tossed and turned a lot. I couldn’t stop thinking.”

    “About what?” Skipper asked. Kowalski sort of froze. He didn’t want to tell him what he was really thinking about. “Uh…the invention...

Held In (fanfiction based on daydream from hearing "No Surprise")

posted by mostar1219

The other penguins were sleeping, but Kowalski couldn't find any slumber. He was too busy swimming in his thoughts.
He was in his lab that night wondering about how the others thought about him for the umphteenth time. Private recently told him that he looks up to him, which gives him a bit of sinag of sunshine in his mind, and Rico just thinks about fish, last time he checked. The teammate he worries about the most, though, is Skipper.
For a long time now, Kowalski felt like he's been watched sa pamamagitan ng Skipper, as if the leader was waiting for the scientist to screw up. He knows he's different from the...

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ibong dagat Bloopers: Kowalski (from Operation: Big Blue Marble)

posted by peacebaby7

Chrrosdefishinatizer: Take 1

Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable name."

Private: "Then blows up."

Skipper: "That's a given."

Kowalski: *bursts out of lab* "I've done it! I have invented the Churrosdefishoeaofdl...UUGGH! You know this really is unpronounceable right!?"

Director: "Kowalski...We talked about this."

Kowalski: "Yeah, yeah. I know. Just suck it up & do the line."

Churrosdefishinatizer: Take 2

Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable...

ibong dagat Bloopers: Kowalski (from Concrete Jungle Survival)

posted by peacebaby7

The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 1

Kowalski: "Pull up a upuan and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of steel and wheels man never did create. The bus called Graveyard Eight."

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Rico?"

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Has anyone seen Rico?"

Rico: *snores*

Kowalski: "Uuuugh. He's sleeping behind the dumpsters again. Rico! Wake up!"

Rico: "WHAT! HIIIIIYAA!" *kicks Kowalski in the face*

Kowalski: "Oww!"

Rico: "Oh, sorry 'bout that."

The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 2

Kowalski: "Pull up a upuan and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of...

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Halloween Bite *Chapter 3* A ear-piercing scream...

posted by SkippX101

*Please note i didn't write this song myself, Seastar4374 wrote it*

The penguins jumped up the hatch
"So Starlite's suppose to be beautiful? PFFT! Yah and it will rain dolphins!" Skipper laughed.
*Rainbow veins-Owl City*
*High rise, veins of the avenue
Bright eyes and subtle variations of blue*
The other four penguins were staring at something that was behind Skipper. "What are you nancy-cats gawking at?" Skipper sighed, not turning around.
*Everywhere is balanced there like a bahaghari above you
Street lights glisten on the boulevard
And cold nights make staying alert so hard*
"Umm...You might wanna...

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The ibong dagat Zone Episode 1: Nightmare at 20,000 feet part 2

posted by 67Dodge

After an hour, Kowalski began to smoke his cigarretes. After the 5th one, he imediately got bored and placed his cigar in the ash tray. He pondered on and looked out the window. There was something on the wing, Kowalski wiped his eyes, assuming he is seeing things. Bravely, he looked again saw a gremlin with the creepiest smile, that looked ghastly, and empty. 'AAAHHHH!!! ATTENDANCE!' yelled Kowalski. Then the gremlin vanished before the flight attendant came. 'What's wrong sir?' asked the flight attendant. 'There's a man or something on the wing, some....thing,' sinabi Kowalski. 'Sir, are you...

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Castlevania Symphomy of the night (PoM version) Chapter 1

posted by Metallica1147

Castlevania Symphomy of the night (PoM version)

Chapter 1

Our story will start off in 1792 and the Transylvanian countryside of Romania. It’s a dark and scary night with fog all around and as you the kastilyo of the vampire Count Blowhole the kastilyo known as Castlevania. We enter the main room of the kastilyo and there we meet Kowalski Belmont the greatest vampire hunter of all times and now he is in the kastilyo of Blowhole the leader of the Vampires...

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ibong dagat Bloopers: Chase Scene (from Night of the Vesuviuses)

posted by peacebaby7

This may contain spoilers for those who haven't seen the episode. If you'd like to watch the episode first, click link

Request sa pamamagitan ng link

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Chase Scene: Take 1

Burt: *while running sa pamamagitan ng with other animals* Come on! I'm gettin' edgy to give a wedgy!

Skipper: *from behind a wall* *signals team that the ghost is clear* "So, how long will your freeze sinag last?"

Kowalski: "Skipper, when your talking, bleeding edge technology like this, it's impossible to even tell-"

Twins: *unfreeze and run away screaming like girls*

Twin 1: *trips on Kowalski* "Ow!...

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Alone or Together? (humanized fanfiction based on daydream from hearing "Superman Tonight")

posted by mostar1219

The four were at their paborito hangout, the Concrete Jungle Jumble, giving themselves a much needed break from the self assigned community service they've been doing.
"So I said, 'my head should be on my shoulders? Look who's talkin'.'" Skipper said, giving the other three a good laugh.
Marlene, the waitress, came back with the check.
"I'll take it when you're ready," Marlene said.
"Alright, Marlene, and how about you meet me in the back room afterwards?" Skipper suggested.
"Sounds good to me, Skipper," Marlene replied while giving a sly smile and walking away.
As Skipper was taking out his wallet,...

A Teeny, Tiny Disaster (Sneek Peek Preview)(A POMfan17286 Fanfiction)

posted by Skipperlovah258

prebiyu of Upcoming Chapter 22:

“Hurry! It’s closing!” yelled Private, the strain ringing clearly from his voice. He grunted, straining his flipper muscles as he tried his best to keep the slowly closing tomb open for the Doberman army’s entrapment. Whatever was going on with the sarcophagus; it was really putting up a fight.

The ancient carvings on the coffin’s doors glowed once more; only this time, a bright, neon blue. The beams of topaz radiance streamed outward in various directions, stretching all the way to the cave entrance; where some of the rays bounced gracefully off the...

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ibong dagat Bloopers: Skipper & "Arlene" (from The hayop ng oter Woman)

posted by peacebaby7

Arlene: Take 1

Marlene: "Hey, guys!"

*penguins turn to look at her*

Kowalski: "Great balls of fire!"

Marlene: "You will never believe this--"

Skipper: *drops wrench on foot* "OW! Stupid...wrench!" *looks at Marlene* "Uh, I mean...I'm fine. That didn't hurt at all..."

Marlene: "Really? I hadn't noticed..." *looks away*

Skipper: *clenches foot & begins hopping up & down*

Marlene: *looks back at him*

Skipper: *abruptly stops & begins whistling*

Marlene: T_T

Arlene: Take 2

Kowalski: "There is only one explanation for this...our zoo is now tahanan to an Arctic mink!"

Marlene: "What?"

Kowalski: *starts...