Penguins of Madagascar Article: What Kowalski Does When No One's Looking....

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What Kowalski Does When No One's Looking....

posted by karenkook

I just couldn't resist! XD This is just a oneshot on what Kowalski could possibly do when no one was looking. Inspired sa pamamagitan ng Icicle1penguin's answer. (If you don't like Justin Beiber's songs skip the song!!!)

Kowalski waddled into his lab after the other three left to get snow cones. They invited him, but he declined. He carefully entered his lab and locked the door. After looking around for any signs that someone might be there, he walked towards a mesa holding his beakers. He looked around again. The coast was clear. He pressed against a brick and a screen with a keyboard popped out. He typed something walang tiyak na layunin that he really didn't know what is spelt, but he could remember where to press. A flipper scanner soon popped out. He placed his flipper onto the screen and waited until it finished scanning. Once it was done, it gave off a small beep and quickly hid again. The pader then started to turn, taking the beakers with it. Then, a shrine slowly came into view. It wasn't a Doris the dolpin shrine like some people would expect, it was actually...

"Justin Beiber!" Kowalski quietly exclaimed. The shrine had 5 layers. On the tuktok stood a single Beiber wig, underneath that, a few Beiber stickers, below that, some merchandise, the susunod one was filled with his pictures, and the last one held his albums. Kowalski mysteriously took out a red framed picture of Justin Beiber and set in down susunod to a blue framed picture. He sighed ecstatically.

He then took the Beiber wig and set it down on his head. He giggled like a school girl. He quickly looked to see if anyone was watching. Seeing no one, he grabbed a nearby boom box and placed one of the albums in. The song, "Never Say Never", started to play. He was very thankful that his lab was sound-proof. Kowalski started to dance to the teen's singing. Then came his paborito part, he looked around to see if anyone was coming. Again, he saw no one. He took out his pencil and pretended it was a microphone. He sped up the cd until the song, "Baby", came on. He smiled excitedly, then he started to sing along.

"Baby"
(feat. Ludacris)

Ohh wooaah
Ohh wooaah
Ohh wooaah

You know you pag-ibig me, I know you care
Just shout whenever, and I'll be there
You want my love, you want my heart
And we will never ever ever be apart

Are we an item? Girl, quit playing
We're just friends, what are you saying?
Say there's another and look right in my eyes
My first pag-ibig broke my puso for the first time
And I was like...

Baby, baby, baby oooh
Like baby, baby, baby nooo
Like baby, baby, baby oooh
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)

Baby, baby, baby oooh
Like baby, baby, baby nooo
Like baby, baby, baby oooh
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)

For you I would have done whatever
And I just can't believe we ain't together
And I wanna play it cool, but I'm losin' you
I'll buy you anything, I'll buy you any ring
And I'm in pieces, baby fix me
And just shake me 'til you wake me from this bad dream
I'm going down, down, down, down
And I just can't believe my first pag-ibig won't be around

And I'm like
Baby, baby, baby oooh
Like baby, baby, baby nooo
Like baby, baby, baby oooh
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)

Baby, baby, baby oooh
Like baby, baby, baby nooo
Like baby, baby, baby oooh
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)

[Ludacris:]
Luda! When I was 13, I had my first love,
There was nobody that compared to my baby
and nobody came between us or could ever come above
She had me going crazy, oh, I was star-struck,
she woke me up daily, don’t need no Starbucks.
She made my puso pound, it skipped a beat when I see her in the kalye and
at school on the playground but I really wanna see her on the weekend.
She knows she got me dazing cause she was so amazing
and now my puso is breaking but I just keep on saying...

Baby, baby, baby oooh
Like baby, baby, baby nooo
Like baby, baby, baby oooh
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)

Baby, baby, baby oooh
Like baby, baby, baby nooo
Like baby, baby, baby oooh
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)

I'm gone (Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah)
All I'm gone (Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah)
Now I'm all gone (Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah)
Now I'm all gone (gone, gone, gone...)
I'm gone

Kowalski smiled happily. "Kowalski?" a small British voice called out to him. Kowalski jerked his toward the entrance of his lab. There stood Private.

"Pr-private!" he helped as he swiftly removed the wig. "Wh-what are you doing here?" Private stared at his shrine. Kowalski kicked the pader and the shrine disappeared. He smiled nervously.

"Skipper was wondering where you were." Private sinabi skeptically. "I figured you were in your lab... Anyways, Skipper needs you to do some recon."

"Okay!" Kowalski yelped. "Is that all?"

"Yes..." he answered. The silence afterwards was very uncomfortable. "Well, I'm off then." Private walked away giggling. Kowalski looked at his door.

"I THOUGHT THAT WAS LOCKED!!" he yelled to himself.

PlatinumFox, mostar1219 and 4 others like this

Hijinata XD Wow that must have been very akward for him XD

penguin014 ..................awkward....................o.o

KowalSkip9 Private, I hope you enjoyed embarrassing Kowalski like that. XD

blableblu It must have been kind of weird to see kowalski dancing to Justin Beiber's song with a wig on his head....

nikkiecloe I CAN NOW SEE KOWALSKI SINGING JUSTIN BEIBER'S SONG WITH HIS WIG :D ITS JUST SO EPIC:D

XxSkipperFanxX Looool! But you know, Justine Beiber is actually spelled Justin Bieber... anywayz, I hate him so much! Kowalski how could you!?

carsfan O.O BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! XDXDXDXDXD

Neropenguins awkward o_O but i like Justin :D:D

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All that is well and good - Chapter 2: The Look of A Broken Soul

posted by BirdG

The look of a broken soul

If Skipper spotted him it was over. He knew that. His only chance was to steal away without attracting any attention. This couldn't be so hard. Unless, Skipper's senses had improved as much as his strength and aggression had increased. He just hoped that he wouldn't run over his path…

Kowalski pressed himself tighter to the brick pader of the elephant's habitat, which was empty as every one in the zoo was. He didn't knew where everyone had gone. He just hoped that they all escaped Skipper's deathly flippers.

Kowalski looked another time over the zoo ground to reckon...

Pengulla Intro

posted by thecrazygeinus

Intro to my character E:

E is a female ibong dagat and a highly respected solo agent of the Association. At the agency, she works under the General, a military master and an old friend of E’s parents. When E was born, she had a twin brother and since her father could only keep one egg warm at a time the General cared for her as a close family friend. After E’s mother died shortly after her birth, her father went crazy and Nawawala her twin brother supposedly to walruses. General then decided to care for the ibong dagat and train her like a solider since her hatching. She also knows Skipper from thier...

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Return of the Blowhole: Chapter 3: Reaction

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 3: Reaction

The susunod morning Brandon and Marlene woke up from their late night mission last night. They were very tired when they got back to the zoo, but were happy that they were successful on their mission. Both otters got up from their rock bed, both yawning and stretching.

"Good morning little bro." sinabi Marlene.

"You just pag-ibig calling me that huh?" asked Brandon.

"Yes I do, little bro. Hehe!"

"I still can't believe your older then me and yet I'm bigger then you."

"Don't rub it in. How do you think Blowhole slept?"

"I'm guessing fine. But was it really a good idea to just put him in...

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Prank war!- Part 2

posted by skipperfan5431

Lilly and the guys stood at the snowcone machine in the park. "The trap is set. Now we just have to wait for ring-tail to show--" Skipper's directions were interrupted when Rico gave a loud whistle. "Hide! Hide!" Rico grunted, pointing at Julien who was aproaching them. "Good luck!" Skipper said, jumping into a nearby puno with the others. "Oh Lilly! Your king is heeeere!" Julien said, his head held high. Lilly waved to him and gave Private a signal with other flipper. As Julien got near a red X painted on the floor, Private pulled the string. FAIL! The plan completely backfired! 100 pounds...

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Prank war!- Part 1

posted by skipperfan5431

Kowalski was working on an invention in his lab when Marlene came in. "Uh, Kowalski. Why are Skipper and Julien fighting...again?" Marlene asked, pointing to the two idiots. XD "I don't know." Kowalski replied, then he waddled to the lab door to get a better look. "You lemurs are such idiots. You couldn't possibly pull better pranks than us." Skipper said, getting in Julien's face. " NUH UH! WE are clearly the superior prankstas! Besides, that little lady ibong dagat you live with is highlt incapable of doing dirty work." Julien taunted, batting his eyelashes. Lilly pushed Skipper out of the way....

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Brazil's Skipper talk about Skipper

posted by juhpink

Brazil' Skipper name is Franscisco Bretas and in his twitter he said:
Voicing pagganap another season of Penguins. The Skipper is the maximum. Do not know if I voice act or laugh .. in doubt: I voice pagganap smiling in corners.

I recorded four episodes of the Penguins. One of them was a pasko special. Skipper for doesn't disappoint the kids in the zoo dressed as Santa Claus.

Isn't it Amazing?????
The First voice pagganap probably happends in Rio De Janeiro, you probably had already listened about there specially if you had watched Rio. And the segundo maybe happends in São Paulo .
That's it!!!!!
:-D

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Alex Meets PoM Part 3

posted by alexpotter333

(HQ)
Alex:where are we (who was a little sleepy)
Harry:I should I know
Alex: cause you were awake 1st
Harry:well...um...I STILL DON'T KNOW!!!!
voice:shhhhhh
Alex:wands out Harry
Private:WAND!!!! OH ARE YOU SOME ONE MAGCIAL!!!
Alex: what? NO!!
Skipper:then why do you 2 have wands? Ha bet that
Harry:i am a wizard
Alex:and I a witch
The penguins:*gasp*
Alex:we go to HogWarts school of witchcraft and wizardry
Kowalski:I here of that school.what house are you in?
Alex and Harry:gryffindory
Kowalski:what taon are u in?
Alex and Harry:2 taon
Kowalski:how old?
Harry:I am 12 years
Alex:and I am 11
Kowalski:aren't...

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Featherless (Part 3): Super Fun Summer Party Week Day1

posted by Kowalski1321

I'm sorry I toke so long, I got distracted. Also if you haven't read the first 2 parts, please do,so you'll understand the storyline. Enjoy

Skipper: I just know, it's going to be a bad week.

Private: Come on Skipper, what's the worst that can happen?

Skipper: Oh nothing Private. Only that the laughter from all the other mga hayop and people will make it almost impossible for us to escape the zoo stealthy.

Private: Oh my, that is quite bad.

Kowalski: Wait a second. I just remembered that the people have just created, a feather re-growth cream.

Skipper: That's great Kowalski. But we can't leave the zoo...

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Honeymoon Mayhem- Part 6

posted by skipperfan5431

A FEW DAYS LATER!!!!!!
Lilly and Skipper have been locked inside the holding chamber for atleast six days. It was taking Blowhole a while to build his death trap thingy....yeahh.. "Okay you two. GET UP!" Hans ordered, poking Skipper and Lilly with one of the large sticks. He then herded them into the susunod room, which was where they were going to meet their demise.
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TORTURE ROOM!!!!!!!!
"Welcome pen-gu-ins. Ready to meet your ends?" Blowhole asked, holding open the door to a big metal cage, wich was partly submerged in water. "Then, Hans threw...

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It. Chapter 5: Don't you want it?!

posted by 67Dodge

Weeks have passed sa pamamagitan ng without another incident, until now. Skipper found a newspaper lying on the ground that read: 6 children murdered in Lower Manhattan. He imediatly knew it was Pennywise. Picking up the newspaper, he headed back to the HQ. "Men, I have good news and bad news, the good news is, Alice has been fired!!" sinabi Skipper, and his men cheered. "The bad news Skippah?" asked Private. "The bad news is, It's back," sinabi Skipper, solemnly. "Oh god. This is going to be very exciting," sinabi Kowalski, sarcastically. "What we need to do is go in after it, but we can't do that yet, we need...

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The Blood Night Chapter 10: pag-ibig

posted by 67Dodge

They soon ran out the dungeon, apparently Rico easily hacked up a bomb to destroy the doors, so the team was free, now they have to save Private and destroy his Future Self. "Where's Lord Murdoch?" asked Skipper. "He should be 8 stories up, let's get to the elevator!!" yelled Kowalski. They soon slid on their bellies and hid behind a crevice to hide from chanting guards, as soon as they passed, they slid to the elevator and then hopped inside. "Alright team, we must defeat Dr. Murdoch, save Private, destroy this building, and go back tahanan safely, remember guys, if any of you die here, you'll...

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Dimensional Penguins! (1)

posted by fox_tamer_113

At The Penguins HQ

Inside the HQ, the penguins are waiting for Kowalski to ipakita them his new invention, which is under a piece of cloth, just like every week. The others, mostly Skipper, are getting bored at Kowalski's inventions.

"Okay Kowalski, Wow us" Skipper said, bored, sipping a cup of coffee. susunod to him are Private and Rico, waiting for Kowalski to start.

"Okay, as you know for a couple of weeks my inventions are a bit useless-" Kowalski started.

"Yeah, no duh" Skipper commented, as he continuing sipping on his drink.

"As I was saying" Kowalski glaring at Skipper "I heard someone say that...

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The Blood Night Chapter 8: Captured

posted by 67Dodge

"I can't sumali you, I'm sorry, but I just can't," sinabi Private, turning down Lord Murdoch's offer. "No? Well, what a stupid little ibong dagat I was back then," sinabi Lord Murdoch. "Now we came here and ask you nicely, please repeal the Blood Night and end this violence once and for all," sinabi Kowalski. "I refuse, tattletale, I won't let the human overlords take over again, I'm in control now!! These mindless bastards can only be controlled sa pamamagitan ng me without having to kill them," sinabi Lord Murdoch, pointing at a few guards with large clubs and daggers coming to them. "I'm sorry I led you to this Private,...

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Dad!?- Part 4

posted by skipperfan5431

THE susunod MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Alright boys! Today were gonna do some hand to hand combat for the morning exersices!" Skipper commanded, looking over his shoulder to make sure Roy was pleased. Lilly, Kowalski, Rico, and Private cheered happily. They loved a little hand to hand combat. "So, ready to get whooped Skipper?" Kowalski asked, striking a battle pose. Skipper looked at Kowalski and gave him a weird look. "Uh, you boys won't be fighting ME........your fighting Roy...heh." The team looked up at the tall buff ibong dagat as he flexed his HUGE ibong dagat muscles. "So....who's first?" Ofcourse,...

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The Blood Night Chapter 2: Portal to the Blood Night

posted by 67Dodge

After packing up several snacks and packing Rico's gut with weapons and amunition, the penguins were set to go, now all they had to do was convince Marlene and one of the lemurs to tag along with them. "Marlene, how do I tell you this? We need you to go on a mission with us, a mission to save humanity," sinabi Skipper. "What kind of mission? Is it about comando situations again?" asked Marlene. "No, it's a mission to enter an era known as the Blood Night, where according to Future Kowalski and Private, demons and wretched monsters come out from their evil realm and destroy the living," sinabi Skipper,...

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The magic mirror

posted by Colonelpenguin

"Enchanting!" cooed me.
"Noble!" exclaimed Kowalski.
"Exsquisite" sinabi Lilly.
The other Guest murmured similar expressions of delight. As all of them where crowded sa pamamagitan ng a new mirror my sister had won.
"It's hard to believe,But I look better than I have ever have," I sinabi checking myself out."Not one of you can hold a candle to me,"I added.
"My dueling has paid off,"said Rico."I'm in better shape then when I was Sixteen!"
"I have a beautiful smile it's breath-taking!" Lilly cooing.
"Well, I'm handsomer than ever," sinabi Jeremy."If only I could remember what caused it?"
"I like a movie star!" sinabi Hannah....

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Switcheroo!- Part 3

posted by skipperfan5431

See Jazzy......I wrote it......no need to poke me now, right? Heh heh............O-e!
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THE susunod MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Skipper woke up the team as usual and they proceeded with their usual routine. Things were very akward between Skipper and Lilly, considering what happened the night before. "Right kick! Left kick! " Skipper commanded as his team did the motions. Lilly slipped up a few times, and so did Kowalski. They were still getting used to their temporary bodies. "Kowalski! How can you manuntok with these scrawny flippers!?" Lilly complained as...

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Harry potter meets pom part 5

posted by alex356

Me:soooooo that's wasn't so hard was it
Harry: oh really then was
Skipper:it's really great to be here Alex because you look.....like......a.......angel
Me and the wizard:...........?
Skipper: I mean you know
Me:right........
At defans art and dark magic
Proffeser:today you'll learn how to make sure a vampire doesn't bite you
*bells ring* ringgggggggg
At lunch
Me:well what do we have in the-
Ron:we don't have anything
Me:alright
Precy:are you leaving Alex with the penguins?
Me:yeah! Harry,Ron,Hermiome you can come
The three of them:really!
Me:yeah my parents think it's okay

The Door: Chapter 1 (Curiosity)

posted by hanz1192

While sitting in front of the telly with his legs crossed, Private stared straight ahead on the screen with a look of happiness on his face; He’s been so busy watching his favourite ipakita about the Lunacorns until he heard a small, faint voice on the metal door just behind him. “Oh dear what was that noise?” the young ibong dagat said. His curiosity became aroused so it was then he turned off the telly and proceeded to the door to examine it.
While he stood there all alone, he just stared at the large door with the utmost mysterious, inexplicable...

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The adventure of the tiny penguins part 1

posted by Colonelpenguin

It was a crisp morning in September most of the leaves where off the trees Kowalski was tinkering in his lab making something so we will all have fun with.
Kow:Eureka I'm done
Me: What is that
Kow: Guess
Me: A new girl penguin
Rico:FISH
Private: Madonna
Skipper: something good for a change
Kow:No,No,WTF,No
All:what is it
Kow: Okay...Okay it is a new invention that will make all use small
Me:I'm going to watch Tv
Rico: ooh huh me too
Private:ooo look what is on the tv
Skipper:what does it do
Kow: It minimizes you to one inch
everyone comes back to hear kowalski's great news he had.
All:can we try,can we...