Penguins of Madagascar Article: Kowalski and Blowhole duet

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posted by karenkook

Kowalski: Wait, I think I can explain.
Blowhole: It will be extremely lame.
Kowalski: Do you mind? This is science.
Blowhole: It's a kind of weird alliance.
Kowalski: Yes! Take my experimental power cell.
Blowhole: Add the diaboligizer's evil spell.
Kowalski: Plus Julien's MP3 player
Blowhole: The combo that makes this musical slayer.

Blowhole and Kowalski: Now everybody sing! Everybody sing! Everybody has to sing. You don't have a choice, but to modulate your voice, because everybody must sing.
Zoo animals: Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing.

Kowalski: The zoo is caught in an energy bubble.
Blowhole: It's a melodious sort of trouble.
Kowalski: Like broadway, but involuntary.
Blowhole: Don't need a rhyming dictionary.
Kowalski: And if you are out of key,
Blowhole: The last thing you will see,
Kowalski. Is this mutant talent judge,
Blowhole: Who evidently holds a grudge.

Kowalski and Blowhole: Now everybody sing! Everybody sing! Everybody has to sing. You don't have a choice. So to raise your pretty voice, because everybody must sing.
Zoo animals: Sing, sing, sing sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing.

Blowhole: Now listen to me, peng-you-in.
Kowalski: I'm all ear holes dolph-uhh-in.
Blowhole: We have to think fast.
Kowalski: Before the sonic blast.
*sonic blast, then cuts to Blowhole's song*

mostar1219, peacebaby7 and 15 others like this

ImAnEasel I loved this song! :D

CuteCuddly "Now listen to me, pen-gyu-in." "I'm all ear-holes. dolph-UH-in." LOL, favourite bit. Does anyone, besides me, randomly sing the songs from Blowhole Strikes Back?

hotsnowsels ^Haha, I sing them all the time too. XD

LeonardFan OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS!

peacebaby7 LOL! I loved this! It's like my favorite episode! I give it a 10! No! 100! NO! 1000! Aw, heck I give it an infinity! If you know any number bigger than infinity have your people call my people, LOL!

werockz I love this song. Makes me laugh sometimes...

peacebaby7 ^Makes me laugh all the time XD

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The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski tagahanga fiction: Part 5 - A Surprise Visit

posted by Bluepenguin

The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski tagahanga fiction: Part 5 - A Surprise Visit

    Kowalski dropped in, and the penguins at this time were practicing instinct.
Skipper turned around, "Kowalski?!"
    Rico only grunted a "huh?" and turned his attention toward the newcomer.
    Private, who was blindfolded and holding a 6 foot long bamboo whacking stick, turned his attention to the sound of Skipper's voice.
    "Kowalski?! Where is he Skipper?!" Private made a full 360 degree turn, accidently whacking Rico behind the head...

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The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski tagahanga fiction: Part 3 - Fierce Bargain

posted by Bluepenguin

The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski tagahanga fiction: Part 3 - Fierce Bargain

    Kowalski felt as if he were floating in space. Probably because he was tied and hanging upside down from a hook on the ceiling. The blood had all rushed to his head, making his reactions slow and dazed. Waking up from his unconscious dreams, Kowalski made out a blurry figure, in the shape of a dolphin.
    "Well peng-u-in! I see you fell for my carefully planned trap!" Dr. Blowhole said.
    The sun from the a very small window on the roof came down and illuminated...

Amusement park PANIC!- Part 3

posted by skipperfan5431

The penguins arrive at Universal. " Okay team, important tanong time. WHAT SHOULD WE RIDE FIRST!?" Cried Skipper excitedly. " The Mummy!" Rico and Lilly shout in unison, followed sa pamamagitan ng a hi-5. " The Simpsons!" Add Private and Kowalski. The two opposing couples get into eachothers faces and get into a slap fight! =)! " I agree with the pretty penguin, and the crazy one!" Says a walang tiyak na layunin voice. It was Julien. Aka, the stow-away. " What the.... Ugh. Okay Ring-tail. Im not even going to ask how in sam-heck you got here." sinabi Skipper in an annoyed tone while he put a flipper to his forehead. " Let's...

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pagmalupitan Love: Chapter 1: The Reason Why

posted by Metallica1147

Author's note: In case you don't know, I added another OC to my stories, her name is Ariana and she is a penguin, and she will be in this story. Also Rico and Private fangirls, please don't hate me for supporting this couples and making this story :(

pagmalupitan Love
Chapter 1: The Reason Why

After week that the badgers made their arrival at the zoo, everything went back to normal. Well, almost normal, Private’s fear of badgers was now worse. He was already scared of them to begin with, but now after what happen he’s madami terrified then ever. After hours of just laying...

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You Belong With Me: Skilene Version

posted by EppofangirlXD

You're in the HQ with your girlfriend, she's upset,
She's going off about something that you said,
She doesnt get your paranoia like I do,

I'm in my cave, its a typical Funday night,
I'm listening to the kind of music she doesn’t like, (it’s Spanish gitara songs btw)
And she'll never know your story like I do, (which I barely know but still)

But she’s a falcon, I’m an otter,
She's got feathers and I got some brown fur,
Dreaming ‘bout the araw when you wake up and find,
That what you're looking for has been here the whole time,

If you could see that I'm the one who understands you,
Been here all...

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Operation: Kidnapper!

posted by jackandjill2

It was a crisp summer’s araw in the Central Park Zoo. The light breeze kept the heat from becoming unbearable, as did the occasional ulap cover. It was currently about a quarter after one - or thirteen and a quarter hours. Today, the penguins’ most important mission to petsa would occur - not that they knew it.
Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, and Private were doing what they usually do at that time: pagganap cute and cuddly for the masses. Skipper was doing little flips in and out of the water; Kowalski was administering adorable ‘body shakes’; Rico was waddling in a small circle; and Private...

Skipper's sick Nurses chapter 1

posted by Sandrei

The leader ibong dagat doesn’t feel well. He has no other choice but to take a couple of days off. Fortunately, Marlene, Kowalski, Rico and Private are always there for him. Even the lemurs lean a hand:)

CHAPTER ONE: I feel sick

By the time he woke up he’d already realized there was something wrong. He didn’t feel like his usual self. His muscles were a bit sore, his head was aching and there was an unpleasant feeling deep down in his guts. As if he hadn’t been eating for months.
He glanced at the pader clock and gazed at horror. He couldn’t have overslept! The sight of Private waddling...

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private on a cliff sa pamamagitan ng the sea contest entry WARNING ITS RELLY LONG!!!!!!!!

posted by fun123fun

here is my entry from metillca's contest first im puting up some iugnay you should relly see and i have no idea what a plot is

trailer: link

FULL movie(subtitled): link

cariters

ponyo:private (5 years old)
Sosuke:skipper (5 years old)
Sosuke's mom:marlene
ponyo's dad:kowlski
water monster things:rico
ponyo's mom: ms.kowlski99 (elizabith) congrads your married to kowlski =P

skipper was heading to a relly small but close tabing-dagat sa pamamagitan ng himself. he lived on a cliff sa pamamagitan ng the sea with marlene. skipper saw something relly shiny so he went in the water and picked it up. it was a ginto isda stuck in a jar.the isda was...

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The ibong dagat Zone Episode 1: Nightmare at 20,000 feet

posted by 67Dodge

Kowalski was going on vacation after a nervous breakdown at the zoo. Marlene had gone with him because she needed to unwind and relax. Kowalski began sweating vigorously, and scratching his head. 'What's wrong Kowalski?' asked Marlene. 'Nothing, the plane's motor is just...unreliable,' sinabi Kowalski. 'Oh, I get it, you're afraid of heights,' teased Marlene. 'I am not!' yelled Kowalski as he took a weed. 'No smoking, sir,' sinabi a flight attendant. 'Of course I understand, sorry,' sinabi Kowalski. Only two days nakaraan had Kowalski started smoking, but in the path to the plane's destination, it will...

cadet soro chapter 1

posted by theWOLFPACK15

cadet

i do not own the PoM character's they belong to Dreamworks.
i do own the soro character.

Chapter 1: The discovory

It was a normal, winter, Saturday morning in the central park zoo. today the zoo was closed which meant an early wake up call in the penguins habitat for some drills. all four penguins stood on the little island that floated in the middle of the habitat. Skipper, the leader of the group, was addressing orders on what the drills will be.

"All right men," Skipper called, as he faced his three commrades that were standing in front of him. " today we are going to do some combat drills-"...

Voliet's Revenge

posted by Spi_Kat_Penguin

"You won't get away with this, I won't let you!!!" "Ahhh, but I already have darling." sinabi a tall, skinny ibong dagat with green eyes and straight black feathers for hair. Her name was Voliet. She was very pretty. That was how she almost always ended the world. "Don't call me that." "Darling, Darling, Darling." "Besides I have a nice, long ride all set up for you, Kaitlyn." She sinabi that with glee in her voice. Kaitlyn was a ibong dagat with curly white feathers for hair and shiney blue 'n purple eyes. "We'll meet again though, trust me." "The last thing I'd ever do is trust you!" Kaitlyn spat into...

specail anaucement sa pamamagitan ng fun123fun and war ibong dagat

posted by warpenguin

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There is a Reason: Chapter Two

posted by krazy4kowalski

A Journey and a Job

Okay, well, here’s the segundo chapter! Sorry about that ridiculously long intro on the nakaraan chapter. This one is shorter. In fact it should be over right about… NOW!

“Skippa?” Private sinabi through his beak, “Just how long do we have to stay like this?”
The team was seated in a large pile of beanie mga sanggol at the LaGuardia souvenir stand.
“Just until our plane comes in, young Private,” the leader answered.
“Well, who’s idea was it to ipakita up three hours early?” Johnson complained, “I can’t feel my…uh, never mind,” he said, seeing Private staring...

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The Storm and the TV

posted by butterfly_song

It was a stormy day, That ment-no training. And only the captian was upset over this, the others had no problem.

"YES! I won't have to miss any Twilight Zones!" Kowalski said. the others stared blankly "It's, scientific-in a way.." Kowalski folded his flippers.

"B-but, I wanted to watch the tellie! they are going to ipakita something on Disney Channel!" Private pouted.

"BOXING!" Rico snatched the remote from Kowalski.

"WHAT? Private, you know they'll ipakita it 100 madami times! Rico, can't you just go brush your mga manika hair or something? Twilight zone is educational!" Kowalski snatched the remote back....

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It needs 2 to pag-ibig (Kico Fanfiction contest)

posted by LadyPrivate

~ it needs 2 to pag-ibig ~

This is a story about friendship and love.
How would emotions change the penguin's life? Can the puso be stronger than the psyche?

This here's the story.

Surprise, Surprise.

Marlene was enjoying herself in her bright pool, pag-awit loudly and swimming a few rounds, as suddenly an animal landed with a big splash in the water.
Marlene got frightened, she quickly turned to the animal who couldn't swim.
''Hold on!'', she shouted and swam as fast as an palaso to save the poor animal. It was a rendeer.

She carried it in her habitat and as she looked at the rendeer's face, she smiled...

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Dating rules of POM

posted by Penguin11

Okay, Welcome. I got this from 'Who loves Kowalski? I DO! WE ALL DO!'

1.) Dont run into dating. Terrible things could happen.

Claudia: Hi kowalski! Lets kiss!
Kowalski: Uhh, we're not... Dating...
Claudia: *grabs Kowalski and starts making out with him*
Skipper: PAROLE FOR THE BOTH OF YOU!

2.) Don't get too serious too fast!

Claudia: LETS GET MARRIED!
Kowalski: we've been dating for two days! ONLY TWO!
Claudia: Who cares?!
Skipper: madami PAROLE!

3.) If you think he doesn't like you, don't FORCE him to.

Claudia: Hi walski!
Kowalski: Hi!
Claudia: pag-ibig ME!!
Kowalski: 0.0

4.)Don't be overprotectiive.

Claudia: Hi walski.
Kowalski: Hi
Marlene: Hi--
Claudia: STAY BACK FROM MY WALSKI!!

5.) Be careful of relationship bumps.

Claudia: Hi, walski.
Kowalski: shh, I'm busy with my experiment.
Claudia: *crying* WHY DON'T YOU pag-ibig ME, WALSKI?! WHAT HAVE I DONE WROOOOOONG?!?

(there will be five tips per article. ^^)

If he only knew

posted by Penguin11

If he only knew
Eh, it might be a one-shot.. Might not. :P (this is in Claudia’s pov)
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I sat on the chair in the HQ, as usual on Saturday morning. Couldn’t miss my shows! Too bad Kowalski isn’t here… His fave ipakita is on… I turned off the TV. Kowalski had sinabi TV could make you go loopy, after all. I decided it would be a better time for vitamin C refreshment. I walked to the ‘mess hall’, otherwise known as the other side of the HQ, and looked in the cabinet for a...

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In the Shadows - Part One: Nightmare

posted by ThatDamnLlama

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Skipper climbed up the ladder and out of the fishbowl enterance. It must have been two in the morning, but he developed a sudden urge to visit Marlene. He walked through the darkness and neared the otter's exhibit. He was right up to the gate, when all the sudden he took a sharp turn to the right and started walking towards the gift shop.

What was he doing? Skipper felt like he couldn't control his actions. He couldn't turn around. It was like someone was pushing him, forcing him a different direction.

Skipper waddled up to the door. He was too short to open it. He just stood there and stared...

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Catch that bride!

posted by Icicle1penguin

One beautiful morning in the New York, an hayop ng oter has just woken up from her peaceful slumber...Too bad that nice morning has to go! COMEDY!!

(??????): Wake-up Marlene...
Marlene: *Yawns* Sigh...Good morning Kowalski...wait, What?
Kowalski: Good morning!
Marlene: Kowalski! What are you doing here?!?!?
Kowalski: What are you talking about?
Marlene: Why are you here, in a tux, and...Why am I in a wedding dress!?!
Kowalski: Oh this! This was Icicle's idea! She sinabi you were lonely so she came up with this!

Marlene: With what? You here in a tuxedo to freak me out?
Kowalski: You were close! *blows a whistle*...

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Marlene's True Passion Part 1

posted by Tripenguinman

MARLENE’S TRUE PASSION
CHAPTER ONE
Skipper was pagbaba the paper and using the bathroom. His eyes were irritated and red from crying that he had shielded from the team, especially Private. He had just been on a petsa with Marlene and he’d found out that she was cheating. She was meeting a guy in a back alley. He’d seen her sneak off when he gone under the isda bowl and took a glance back and decided to follow her and see what she was doing. She had crept through the sewers and come up in a back alley and met with another hayop ng oter and she had been talking for a while...