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posted by ___Sophie___
Weird story

Kowalski: Aww….
Me: i know what will cure that frown.
Private: Finally! I am not winkied anymore..
Kowalski: What?! (sniffles)
Me: Let's make a new science experiment!!
Skipper: Oh no! Let me slap you with this FISH!!
Kowalski: Ahhh!!! (runs)
Skipper: What are you looking at?
Me: Nuuthing…..why are you looking at me with that glare on your face?
Skipper: I’m also gonna slap you with this isda if I’m done with Kowalski….
Me: What!?!

Me and Kowalski flees away…..

Me: Ok that didn't work! I'll just go with Rico instead. uy Rico!

Approaches Rico…

Rico! Wha?
Me: Want to sumali me in my experiment, it includes explosions?
Rico: OH yeah! Yeah!!
Me: Let's do it!

Few hours later, me and Rico were sent in the hospital. Kowalski was in there too, worried.

Kowalski: What happened?
Rico: Kaboom!
Me: Long story…what happened to you?
Kowalski: Skipper slapped me with a fish, couple of times….and my own creation smashed me…
Me: Ooh, that’s bad…
Kowalski: I know.

A vet comes in, holding supplies for surgery….he puts out a sharp object…slowly approaches us. Then----

The Vet Guy: Who’s first?
Me, Kowalski and Rico: AH!

The vet shoots tranquilizer darts at us…we fainted and my vision darkened out….


My eye quickly opens and finds myself on a hospital bed…..sighting Rico and Kowalski staring at me…

Me: Huh!?!
Rico: Phew! Alive!
Me: Where is the creepy vet?
Kowalski: What vet?
Me: The one with a wedge!
Kowalski: I guess you were only dreaming…you’ve been sleeping about an oras now…
Me: Wait! I was in a reverie…
Kowalski: I guess…
Me: My dream was very bizarre..
Kowalski: What happened in the dream?
Me: I don’t really want to tell you. It’s very weird…..I’m feeling kinda uncomfortable with the dream
Kowalski: Maybe a hug might make you feel better
Me: ok..

Hugs Kowalski, Rico watches

Rico: Hey! How about me?
Kowalski: Eh, no..
Me: I have a question, why are we in the hospital at the first place?
Kowalski; You forgot! Skipper slapped us so hard with a fish!! Then we fainted….and ended up here..
Me: Why’s Rico here?
Kowalski: Skipper’s making sure we don’t run away….so he made Rico watch over…
Me: What?!? madami slapping?!?

Private takes a visit…

Private: I wonder, how they’re doing?

Enters a room

Private: H’ello?
Woman: Ahhh!!!!

Throws her pitaka at Private. Private dodges

Private : Oops! Wrong room, that’s for old ladies….

Enters another room

Private: Um hello?

Suddenly, a kutsilyo gets thrown, Private docks..

Private: Rico!!!
Rico: Ooh! Sorry.. (Whistling)
Private: I brought you some snacks and fish..
Rico: FiSH!!

Eats all the fish…

Private: Rico!! You should share…
Rico: Ok!

Rico regurgitates the isda which is covered with saliva..

Kowalski: Never mind….
Me: ???
Private: Are you all alight?
Me. Kowalski and Rico: Yeah..
Private: Good, cause susunod week, you’ll be doing some chores…
Rico: Aww! Come on!
Private: Not you Rico…
Rico: Woohoo! Eats the regurgitated fish..
Me and Kowalski: What?!?

Attempts to run away…
Rico tries to find some tranquilizer darts in the hospital but instead uses a frying pan…
Faints…

Private: Why a frying pan?
Rico: No darts!

Wakes up a few minutes…

Kowalski: Where are we?
Me: What the heck!
Skipper: You’re in the HQ…
Me: Weren’t we in the hospital?
Kowalski: Uhuh.
Skipper: We sent you tahanan instead .
Kowalski: OK! Yay!
Private: We’re all together again…

Kowalski hugs me…

Me: Huh!?! Why you hugging me?
Kowalski: Uh?
Me: It’s alright!
Rico: Can I join?
Kowalski: Nope..
Private: (giggles)

Rico hugs Miss Perky

Private: Want a hug Skipper?
Skipper: I don’t need a hug….Nancy cats…

THE END
posted by Katie_Kat200
Yay! Moar story! Oh for those who are wondering, Kowalski doesn't get sugar rushed till chapter two... so yeah.... Anyway, I'll shut up and you just read :)

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Night had fallen on Central Park Zoo. The other penguins had left on a silly little mission, and Skipper left Kowalski at the HQ. For whatever reason, Kowalski didn't know. He didn't want to try to get into Skipper's mind. He had matters of his own to work on. Kowalski was in his lab alone, trying to experiment some more. He was concentrating...
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posted by skipperfan5431
AT THE PARK!!!!!!!
"Her!?"--"No.."--"Her!?"--"NO RICO! Good golly man!! I want to petsa a PENGUIN!" Rico was trying to help Kowalski find a girlfriend before Skipper and Lilly showed up. Rico already had Juliette, so now all he had to worry about was his best buddy. "Hey boys! Sorry were late. Skipper and I were having a conversation. What did we miss?" Lilly asked as she tossed a frisbee to Kowalski. "Nothing much. Rico is trying to get me a 'girl'." Kowalski respond as he tossed it back. Lilly rolled her eyes and caught the frisbee. "Really? Come on Kowalski. You don't have to hook up with...
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posted by alex333
susunod morning
Alex: *yawns*
Skipper:*yawns* what ?
Alex: huh?
Skipper and Alex: whoa
Skipper: thats werid
Alex: *laughs* yeah
Private: skippa
Kolwaski: skipper
Rico: skipper!
Skipper: kolwaski , private, Rico
Kolwaski: your awake
Skipper: what happen what araw is it
Private: it's the araw before pasko
Skipper: IT'S WHAT
Alex: it's what oh my gosh *gets up from the couch*
Kolwaski: oh skipper met a girl oh lalala
Private: maybe it's his lady friend
Skipper: shut it men
Alex:I am back *sits on the sopa * you guys want to see what I got?
The penguins: sure
Justin: Alex !
Alex: you guys got to hide...
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posted by skipperfan5431
"I pag-ibig you my darling." Lilly sinabi blankly as she fed Kowalski a chocolate-sardine. *ugh....how degradeing....* " Oh, this is the best invention EVER!!" Kowalski sinabi happily as he munched on the fish. "Now all I have to do is keep that bow on her for another twelve hours and she will be forever mine!" Just then, Kitka swoops down from above. " uy Lilly. Wanna hang out?" She asked in a friendly way. "I don't know. Do I?" Lilly asked as she turned to Kowalski. "Aw alright. " He sinabi playfully. Then Kitka grabbed Lilly and they flew away.
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ZOOVINEIR SHOP:SKIPPER+KITKA!!...
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(as marlene realazes she's maybe in pag-ibig with newbe timon(the lion king)she sings not knowing that mittens the cat is watching)
marlene:if theres a prize for rotten jugement.I geass I already won that.no man is worth the agrevachen,thats anchight heastrey been there done that
mittens:who you think your kidding he's the earth and haven to you try to keep it hidden huney I can see right trough you(marlene:oh noooooo)girl you can't kanselahin it I know how you feel and who you thinking of
marlene:oooh no chance no way I won't say it no no
mittens:you swoon you sigh why deni it oh oh
marlene:its too cleza...
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Lilly woke up soon after, holding her stomach. " You do know you have to tell Skipper about this. Right?" Gloria asked sternly. Lilly shook her head. " Yeah, I know. But I don't know how he'll take it."
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LATER IN THE HQ!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lilly was on the floor, trying to wake Skipper up. "W-w-what happened?" Skipper asked dazily. Lilly looked at him. " Im pregnant." She sinabi bluntly. "Oh yeah." Skipper replied, then he fainted again.
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2 HOURS LATER!!!!!!!!
Skipper wakes up YET AGAIN! " Will you STOP DOING...
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posted by anna447
when marlene told the 3 good sorrsoreises about the boy she meet they told her she wasa princess and was betrochered to prince tamon.she was unhappy that she would not get to marry the man she loved.meanwile prince tamon thourt the girl was a pesent and told his uncele about her.the prince did'nt know he fall in pag-ibig with the very girl he was ganna be foresed to marry.at the same time princess marlene was at the casele wepping about how she was not ganna marry who she loved.jane got marlene to the easten tower.as the sun begin to sat the good sorrsoreises flowed marlene. but when they got there...
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posted by skipperfan5431
THE FOURTH DAY!
( ELAPSED TIME!)
There are no missions to complete, so the penguins just chill out and have fun! Skipper and Lilly are swimming in the lake in Central Park, havi'n fun, when they hear a shrill scream coming from the lemur habitat. " MORT!" They yell, and they were off.
---....---....---....---....---....---....- THE lemur HABITAT!
Skipper and Lilly arive just in time to see Mort scrunched up in a cute little fluffy ball, crying. " I-I saw things, HORRIBLE THINGS!" The poor little lemur cried. " What did you see Mort!?" Skipper asked hastily. " Somebody SHAVED MARLENE!!!" Mort...
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Rico regurgitated a flame thrower and it landed in Skipper's flippers. Then he aimed it straight att Lilly! "No!!!!" Cried Kowalski and Private as they hugged eachother. Skipper's gone INSAINE!!! Skipper pulled the trigger and sent a huge flame straight for Lilly's butt! She instantly felt the seiring pain and woke up. " AHHH!!! What the--" Lilly saw the sneers on her friend's faces. " Uh.. uy boys... watch'a up to?" Lilly knew why they were angry with her. Skipper just had to say something about what she did, and he's just FULL of paranoia. " Why did you steal Kowalski's invention!? Are you...
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posted by skipperfan5431
As soon as the reyna looks around the habbitat for her daughter Lilly dives underwater. ( Why is she here! She wasn't supposed to know where I am! I told her I was in Monticarlo!) Lilly thought to herself. Then one of the beefy bodygaurds pulls Lilly out of the water, and places her in front of her mother. " PRINCESS LILLIAN! HOW DARE YOU LIE TO ME ABOUT YOUR WEARABOUTS?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN THE MONTICARLO TRAINING FACILITY FOR PRINCESSES!!!" " Heh heh. Lillian." Skipper jokes to the boys. " Mother. How did you find out where I am!?" " Who told you?! Kam, Roxy, Joaney!?" Lilly asked feeling...
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posted by skipperfan5431
" It says. My Dearest Lilly, I have had these feelings for you for a long time now. These feelings of love,and compassion. I wish we could be together for all eternity, but alass, you don't even know I exist. Love, your secret admirer." When Mason looked up from Phill's hand movements Lilly was watching with a rather seductive face. It turns out that Kowalski was right. She can't be subjected to any sighns of pag-ibig or affection while on the hormone stabilizer, because it will make her even madami mate hungry than before!!! Normally, any male would kill to have Lilly for a mate, but when she's...
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posted by EppofangirlXD
A Little Girly To Rescue

By EppogirlXD

"Smile and wave boys, smile and wave," Skipper sinabi grinning, looking at the new group of school children who had just stopped sa pamamagitan ng their habitat. It was routine–everyday, they acted cute and did performances for the humans. Nothing ever went wrong on this perfectly sunny day–until now.

The kids were squealing and running around while the teachers tried to keep them at bay. "Okay, now kids," Their teacher was now out of breath, "Line up here with your buddies."

Still squealing and laughing, the kids stumbled in front of their teacher in two lines with their...
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NOTE: IN THIS SERIES SOME OF THE STORYS IS BASE ON A TURE STORY
NOTE2: THIS STORY HAS NO LIONS IN IT EVEN IF THE pamagat SAYS LIONS

One araw the penguins were keeping the crowd entertined sa pamamagitan ng doing there adorible tricks. The ipakita was over and the crowed was off going to see other mga hayop where madami people went to see them untill they heard people screming.

"what was that skippa?"private said
"thats just the crowd talking about the show"skipper said
"no not that that. that" kowlski sinabi and turned skipper around and points where the sound is comeing from.
the screaming stoped and there the penguins...
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posted by TeamPeeta649
The boys were out on the platform, doing their morning stretches. But Kowalski's mind was somewhere else. It was on Tara. It was the araw after they had kissed and his head was in the clouds.

Skipper:"Kowalski!"

The rest of the team was watching him as he stared at nothing. Kowalski shook his head as if to clear it.

Kolwalski:"Huh? What? Oh, sorry. I was just um...thinking about one of my new inventions."
Skipper:"Think about that on your own time Kowalski. We've got training to do."

They contiuned on with their exercises but Kolwalski still couldn't concentrate. Finally Skipper told him to take...
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Everyone was gathered around the billboard. A sign, legible only sa pamamagitan ng the chimps, had been tacked on the billboard.

“Excuse me, coming through, excuse me.” Marlene pushed her way to the front of the crowd. she tried to make sense of the markings, but could not.

“What’s it say?” she asked Mason.

“There is a guest speaker this Sunday for the morning service. Although who, it doesn’t say.”

The crowd murmured. Who could be speaking? They wondered. their best speaker so far had been a palma ng makaw from the Washington Zoo, and even he stumbled a bit.

Sunday came, and the whole zoo crowded...
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     Chapter 4

    The susunod after Skipper’s and Marlene’s petsa that gone wrong Skipper decided to the otter’s habitat, but not to talk to Marlene but to talk to Brandon. As Skipper got there Marlene was not there she was over at the dolphin’s habitat to do some girl talk with Doris the dolphin. Brandon was not outside so Skipper assumes that he was inside the cave. Skipper went inside to see Brandon with his playing his guitar.

“Hey Brandon I need to talk to you.”

“It’s about your petsa last night with Marlene isn’t it?”

“Yes, so I take...
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posted by Spi_Kat_Penguin
"Hand me those needle nose pilers." ordered a female machanist. "Here you go, sweetheart." sinabi a male voice. "Hey, Janie, there's another mabangis na kabayo in need of a battery." "Not now, Emilie." "Chance?" asked Emilie. "Tell them to bring it in tomorrow." "K." replied Emilie. "So how's your little sis, Kaitlyn." "Dunno, don care." sinabi the skinny ibong dagat simply. But she knew everything that had been going on, on the humanless island. Little did anyone know she was a spy and assassin for Voliet. 

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"Wakey wakey." "Whaaa!?" Kaitlyn immediatly jumped up. "Hello, pretty...
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"Uncle Skipper?" I sinabi in a hush tone as I peeked my head inside the door. I could hear my sister Athena getting all flattered sa pamamagitan ng the comments they had made about her.
"Uncle Skipper? Your arch nemesis is the TV..."
Skipper tossed to the other side "ughh he got in prison..That's nice Kowalski.. Go and finish that invention of yours..."
"No! Uncle Skipper it's Widget! Dr. Blowhole is on the TV!" I started to tap him.
Skipper smacked my flipper away like I was a fly.
"Only one thing to do..." I pushed him out of the bed. That got him up.
His eyes had apoy in them "Widget! Didn't I tell you NOT TO...
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posted by Shadowpenguin
Skipper's turn to tell about his childhood. "Well, I was born somewhere, out the zoo, life wasn't easy. My family lived on a stormy cliff. One day, I fell into the water. A balahibo selyo went after me, I escaped sa pamamagitan ng boarding a Navy ship. The humans on the ship used me as a spy, to spy against enemies. But a zoo took me away and, here I am,"

Pluma squinted at Skipper. "That can't be your whole story!" Skipper looked uncomfortable. "It's......... classified," He murmured. Pluma understood. "Okay, I'm fine with that, just as long I'm with you...it's okay," She reassured him, seeing his guilty face. Skipper...
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     Chapter 2

    As Skipper entered the kastilyo right before he got inside a huge lobo monster stood in his way, but he easily killed with one hit of his sword. As he went inside two madami lobo monsters where in his way, but like the last one he killed them both with one slash from his powerful sword. The lights of the kastilyo then went on and right out of the ground zombies raised from the ground. One sa pamamagitan ng one then came but he was still no problem for the ibong dagat vampire. Killing of all them he made his way into the susunod room, he went down the stairs to...
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