Penguins of Madagascar Article: The Penguins of Reality TV Part 5

posted by RockOnPoM

Skipper: Wake up!
Kowalski: Huh??
Marlene: Skipper, it's like 3 in the morning!
Skipper: Exactly! That way we can beat the other teams before they can even wake up!
Private: Aww.... I couldn't get any sleep last night..... Rico was Sleep-regergitating again....
*Flashback*
Rico: BWEGH! BLEGH! BLAGH!
*Rico barfs out weapons and what-not*
Rico: BWAGH!
*Rico spits out a radio and a heavy metal song comes on*
Private: Oh come on!
*flashback ends*
The penguins, Marlene and Julien are seen at the tuktok of the mountain.
Rico: Look!
Private: It's the saging tree! But... who's that?
Skipper: Po?? What are you doing up so early?
Po: I got hungry!
*Gravin comes in a helecopter*
Gravin: Congratulations, Po! You're team wins! Now hand me the bananas!
Po: Aww man, can't I eat em'?
Gravin: No! Give them here!
Po: Alright, alright. Sheesh.
Gravin: Now, everyone get on the helecopter. We're heading back to the forest.
-back at the forest...-
Gravin: Alright! Time to vote!
*everybody votes*
Gravin: Okay.... everyone has voted. It's time for the vote offs. Team KFP is obviously safe. Team TP is safe!
Kitty: Yes!
Gravin: Now, Team PoM and Team Catscrach...... Team PoM is safe! Sorry Team Cats. Get on the bus.
Mr. Blick: Are you serious?? We came here for nothin'?!
Private: Yayy!! We're safe!
Gravin: Alright! The susunod competition begins now!
Skipper: What?? Already?
Gravin: Yep. We have to keep moving. Here's the challenge. You need to get the golden coconuts from inside a cave where a gigantic nunal lives in.
Skipper: Why does every one of you're sick and twisted challenges involve us getting possibly killed?
Gravin: Oh don't worry. It's as harmless as a fly.
Gigantic Mole: RAAAWWWRRRR!!!
Skipper: Whoa! You call this harmless!?
Gravin: Good luck!
*Gravin flys away in his helecopter*
Skipper: Alright, nunal thing. Just, let us in, and we won't cause any harm.
Gigantic Mole: You really think i'm gonna let you in?
Marlene: It talks!
George: Yeah. I even have a nickname. I'm George the Gigantic Mole.
Marlene: Wow. Okay, George? Could you help us out?
George: Why should I help you? Nobody ever helps me....
Private: What do you mean?
George: Take a look....
*George turns around to reveal a bunch of splinters stuck behind him*
Kowalski: Daaanggg!
Rico: Whoa!
Marlene: Ouch!
Julien: I'm bored....
George: Everytime I would ask an animal to help me, they would just run away, terrified.
Skipper: Don't worry, George. We'll help you out. It's what we do! Rico!
Rico: BWARGH!!
Skipper: Now, everyone put on these protective gloves, and lets start.
-a few minutos of taking splinters out of a giant mole's butt later....-
Skipper: There! All done!
George: Wow! Thanks, guys! You've been so helpfull! Go ahead! Take the golden coconuts!
*George lets them in*
Marlene: Look! Theres the golden coconuts!
Julien: Ey! They're like bowling balls!
*Julien grabs one and throws it at a pile of rocks*
Skipper: Ringtail, no!
*The golden coconut smashes into pieces.
Kowalski: Oh boy...
Skipper: Ringtail, you idiot! What are we suppose to tell Gravin?
Julien: Don't worry! There's still two more!
Skipper: Okay... I suppose. Let's go.
-back at the bonfire-
Gravin: Good job, ibong dagat team! Now, everybody vote.
*everybody votes*
Gravin: Alright. The mga boto are in.....
*everyone stares at each other nervously*
Gravin: From Team TP and Team KFP, the one thats ligtas is.....
???: STOP!!!
*everyone flinches and looks back*
*George comes out of nowhere*
Dudley: Eww! What is that thing??
George: I have something to- hey!! Whatever. You penguins estola my golden coconuts!
Skipper: What?? No we didn't!
Private: But you let us have them!
George: I never did such things. You penguins estola them!
Gravin: What?? That means i'm gonna have to discualify Team PoM!
*everyone gasps*
Everyone from Team PoM: WHAT???
[To Be Continued]

kivamarie in part 6 Team POM are not Discualify

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Switcheroo!- Part 4

posted by skipperfan5431

Lilly looked around at the mechanisms of the papkorn machine, but was unable to figure out how to turn it off. She had seen Kowalski do this kind of stuff hundreds of times, but it never really applied to her! "Help! The delicious salty treats are smothering me!" Julien cried from above. "Hang in there Julien!" Lilly shouted back, trying toget the situation under controll. "Okay,okay. What would Kowalski do?" Lilly muttered to herself as she randomly picked up wires. Then she saw two purple wires connected to two black ones. "Hey. Those wires are similar to the ones Kowalski needs..." Lilly's...

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Harry potter meets PoM part 8

posted by alex356

Me:well that should do it
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susunod morning
Harry:I am telling you someone open the chamber of secrets
Me:and now something is came out of that who knows what it is
Ron:well whatever it is I hope it doesn't came to us
Hermonie:well it can kill people there's 4 people
Me:I think
Hermoime:mrs.Norris,Justin,headless nick,and Colin
Me:but how can nick die if he's already dead
Harry:who knows
Ron:and well-
Skipper:*running/waddle* Harry I don't know who did it but come and see
At the griffindory house
Me:someone who is a griffindory could of came in here no one knows are were password
Private:I bet they were looking for something
Harry:well they found it Tom Riddle's diary is gone
End of part 8 Guess who stope Tom Riddle's diary

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To all the fanboys on this spot!!!!!

posted by skipperfan5431

Okay. I was recently chatting with someone on this spot (I will not release his name) and he had told me something that I cannot ignore. He told me that some of you guys feel discriminated against, and that you believe we fangirls want you permenantly removed from this spot. I just wanted to publicly state, that this is NOT true!! Just because we make a few harmless jokes here and there, that dosn't mean we want to get rid of you. I personally believe that not all guys are sexist pigs. Now, I hope we can put this little incident behind us. Thank you all for your time.

~Lilly~

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The ibong dagat Chronicles. Prologue

posted by Marika_1996

You may like to read it as an introduction to my stories (yes, there will be madami of them!).

Wow.
I sinabi it about 124th time today, though. But I still, still can't believe it. I've been here for three months, and I still say 'Wow' every day. Why?
I'm living in the middle on New York ina secret HQ with a command, including 4 guys and 4 girls. You know, the Penguins.
IMPORTANT INFORMATION: Before you leave, just let me tell you that it isn't a Mary Sue story. I'm not a Super Cool And Wonderful Girl Who Saves The World And Finds Her True Love. No. I'm just a fifteen years old nerd, who isn't sure...

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Interference Chapter 5: Its hapunan time!!!!

posted by 67Dodge

'Well what are you gawking at butler?! Go upstairs and fetch the pagkain what do you expect me to live on hope?!' yelled Richard, the butler nodded and ran upstairs. 'By the way, your spa appointments for the filthy mammals is in 10 minutes, have a nice day, otter,' sinabi Richard, his fishy breath in Marlene's face. 'Aye sir,' coughed Marlene. Richard then walked down a hallway and headed to a door. 'If you can kindly follow me,' sinabi Richard. Then, after following him down the hall, he opened the door to a large mesa filled with food, Maurice, Kowalski, Rico, Julien, and Mort then ran to the...

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Lilly's sister!- Part 1

posted by skipperfan5431

It's a beautiful morning in the Central Park Zoo, and the penguins are cleaning the HQ. " Skipper. Where do you want this?" Lilly asked as she held up a hula-girl bobble head doll that had it's head taped on. (get it!?) "Uh, just toss it in the trash." He replied as he dusted the stuffed fish. Just then, Private darts in to the HQ, holding Lilly's communicator. " Lilly! You have a message from some female. She claims to be your sista!" Lilly made a pissed off face, and her eye began to twitch viggerously. " Give me the communicator Private..." Lilly demanded. Private flun the device to her...

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Sugar Rushed (Chap 1, Part 2)

posted by Katie_Kat200

Yay! Moar story! Oh for those who are wondering, Kowalski doesn't get sugar rushed till chapter two... so yeah.... Anyway, I'll shut up and you just read :)

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Night had fallen on Central Park Zoo. The other penguins had left on a silly little mission, and Skipper left Kowalski at the HQ. For whatever reason, Kowalski didn't know. He didn't want to try to get into Skipper's mind. He had matters of his own to work on. Kowalski was in his lab alone, trying to experiment some more. He was concentrating...

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You've NEVER done it?- Part 2

posted by skipperfan5431

AT THE PARK!!!!!!!
"Her!?"--"No.."--"Her!?"--"NO RICO! Good golly man!! I want to petsa a PENGUIN!" Rico was trying to help Kowalski find a girlfriend before Skipper and Lilly showed up. Rico already had Juliette, so now all he had to worry about was his best buddy. "Hey boys! Sorry were late. Skipper and I were having a conversation. What did we miss?" Lilly asked as she tossed a frisbee to Kowalski. "Nothing much. Rico is trying to get me a 'girl'." Kowalski respond as he tossed it back. Lilly rolled her eyes and caught the frisbee. "Really? Come on Kowalski. You don't have to hook up with...

pasko part 2

posted by alex333

susunod morning
Alex: *yawns*
Skipper:*yawns* what ?
Alex: huh?
Skipper and Alex: whoa
Skipper: thats werid
Alex: *laughs* yeah
Private: skippa
Kolwaski: skipper
Rico: skipper!
Skipper: kolwaski , private, Rico
Kolwaski: your awake
Skipper: what happen what araw is it
Private: it's the araw before pasko
Skipper: IT'S WHAT
Alex: it's what oh my gosh *gets up from the couch*
Kolwaski: oh skipper met a girl oh lalala
Private: maybe it's his lady friend
Skipper: shut it men
Alex:I am back *sits on the sopa * you guys want to see what I got?
The penguins: sure
Justin: Alex !
Alex: you guys got to hide...

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Kowalski's jealous side!- Part 3

posted by skipperfan5431

"I pag-ibig you my darling." Lilly sinabi blankly as she fed Kowalski a chocolate-sardine. *ugh....how degradeing....* " Oh, this is the best invention EVER!!" Kowalski sinabi happily as he munched on the fish. "Now all I have to do is keep that bow on her for another twelve hours and she will be forever mine!" Just then, Kitka swoops down from above. " uy Lilly. Wanna hang out?" She asked in a friendly way. "I don't know. Do I?" Lilly asked as she turned to Kowalski. "Aw alright. " He sinabi playfully. Then Kitka grabbed Lilly and they flew away.
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ZOOVINEIR SHOP:SKIPPER+KITKA!!...

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I won't say I'm in love.singers:marlene and mittens(bolt)

posted by anna447

(as marlene realazes she's maybe in pag-ibig with newbe timon(the lion king)she sings not knowing that mittens the cat is watching)
marlene:if theres a prize for rotten jugement.I geass I already won that.no man is worth the agrevachen,thats anchight heastrey been there done that
mittens:who you think your kidding he's the earth and haven to you try to keep it hidden huney I can see right trough you(marlene:oh noooooo)girl you can't kanselahin it I know how you feel and who you thinking of
marlene:oooh no chance no way I won't say it no no
mittens:you swoon you sigh why deni it oh oh
marlene:its too cleza...

The secret child! - Part 2: The confrontation.

posted by skipperfan5431

Lilly woke up soon after, holding her stomach. " You do know you have to tell Skipper about this. Right?" Gloria asked sternly. Lilly shook her head. " Yeah, I know. But I don't know how he'll take it."
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LATER IN THE HQ!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lilly was on the floor, trying to wake Skipper up. "W-w-what happened?" Skipper asked dazily. Lilly looked at him. " Im pregnant." She sinabi bluntly. "Oh yeah." Skipper replied, then he fainted again.
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2 HOURS LATER!!!!!!!!
Skipper wakes up YET AGAIN! " Will you STOP DOING...

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sleeping marlene part 2

posted by anna447

when marlene told the 3 good sorrsoreises about the boy she meet they told her she wasa princess and was betrochered to prince tamon.she was unhappy that she would not get to marry the man she loved.meanwile prince tamon thourt the girl was a pesent and told his uncele about her.the prince did'nt know he fall in pag-ibig with the very girl he was ganna be foresed to marry.at the same time princess marlene was at the casele wepping about how she was not ganna marry who she loved.jane got marlene to the easten tower.as the sun begin to sat the good sorrsoreises flowed marlene. but when they got there...

A week with the girls!- Part 2

posted by skipperfan5431

THE FOURTH DAY!
( ELAPSED TIME!)
There are no missions to complete, so the penguins just chill out and have fun! Skipper and Lilly are swimming in the lake in Central Park, havi'n fun, when they hear a shrill scream coming from the lemur habitat. " MORT!" They yell, and they were off.
---....---....---....---....---....---....- THE lemur HABITAT!
Skipper and Lilly arive just in time to see Mort scrunched up in a cute little fluffy ball, crying. " I-I saw things, HORRIBLE THINGS!" The poor little lemur cried. " What did you see Mort!?" Skipper asked hastily. " Somebody SHAVED MARLENE!!!" Mort...

What you don't know won't hurt you- Part 4

posted by skipperfan5431

Rico regurgitated a flame thrower and it landed in Skipper's flippers. Then he aimed it straight att Lilly! "No!!!!" Cried Kowalski and Private as they hugged eachother. Skipper's gone INSAINE!!! Skipper pulled the trigger and sent a huge flame straight for Lilly's butt! She instantly felt the seiring pain and woke up. " AHHH!!! What the--" Lilly saw the sneers on her friend's faces. " Uh.. uy boys... watch'a up to?" Lilly knew why they were angry with her. Skipper just had to say something about what she did, and he's just FULL of paranoia. " Why did you steal Kowalski's invention!? Are you...

Lilly! Don't go! - Part 2

posted by skipperfan5431

As soon as the reyna looks around the habbitat for her daughter Lilly dives underwater. ( Why is she here! She wasn't supposed to know where I am! I told her I was in Monticarlo!) Lilly thought to herself. Then one of the beefy bodygaurds pulls Lilly out of the water, and places her in front of her mother. " PRINCESS LILLIAN! HOW DARE YOU LIE TO ME ABOUT YOUR WEARABOUTS?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN THE MONTICARLO TRAINING FACILITY FOR PRINCESSES!!!" " Heh heh. Lillian." Skipper jokes to the boys. " Mother. How did you find out where I am!?" " Who told you?! Kam, Roxy, Joaney!?" Lilly asked feeling...

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Secret admirer- Part 3

posted by skipperfan5431

" It says. My Dearest Lilly, I have had these feelings for you for a long time now. These feelings of love,and compassion. I wish we could be together for all eternity, but alass, you don't even know I exist. Love, your secret admirer." When Mason looked up from Phill's hand movements Lilly was watching with a rather seductive face. It turns out that Kowalski was right. She can't be subjected to any sighns of pag-ibig or affection while on the hormone stabilizer, because it will make her even madami mate hungry than before!!! Normally, any male would kill to have Lilly for a mate, but when she's...

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A Little Girly To Rescue

posted by EppofangirlXD

A Little Girly To Rescue

By EppogirlXD

"Smile and wave boys, smile and wave," Skipper sinabi grinning, looking at the new group of school children who had just stopped sa pamamagitan ng their habitat. It was routine–everyday, they acted cute and did performances for the humans. Nothing ever went wrong on this perfectly sunny day–until now.

The kids were squealing and running around while the teachers tried to keep them at bay. "Okay, now kids," Their teacher was now out of breath, "Line up here with your buddies."

Still squealing and laughing, the kids stumbled in front of their teacher in two lines with their...

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lions,and tigers,AND PENGUINS?! chaper1: the rumor

posted by fun123fun

NOTE: IN THIS SERIES SOME OF THE STORYS IS BASE ON A TURE STORY
NOTE2: THIS STORY HAS NO LIONS IN IT EVEN IF THE pamagat SAYS LIONS

One araw the penguins were keeping the crowd entertined sa pamamagitan ng doing there adorible tricks. The ipakita was over and the crowed was off going to see other mga hayop where madami people went to see them untill they heard people screming.

"what was that skippa?"private said
"thats just the crowd talking about the show"skipper said
"no not that that. that" kowlski sinabi and turned skipper around and points where the sound is comeing from.
the screaming stoped and there the penguins...

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The New Recruit: Part 6

posted by TeamPeeta649

The boys were out on the platform, doing their morning stretches. But Kowalski's mind was somewhere else. It was on Tara. It was the araw after they had kissed and his head was in the clouds.

Skipper:"Kowalski!"

The rest of the team was watching him as he stared at nothing. Kowalski shook his head as if to clear it.

Kolwalski:"Huh? What? Oh, sorry. I was just um...thinking about one of my new inventions."
Skipper:"Think about that on your own time Kowalski. We've got training to do."

They contiuned on with their exercises but Kolwalski still couldn't concentrate. Finally Skipper told him to take...