So here's the 3rd chapter of my little mix-up... Enjoy!
Chapter 3: A secret is too much for three
(all three exit Kowalski’s lab)
SK: So… Did you fix whatever it is you have to fix or will it blow up and destroy the whole world?
SH: Yes. And none of my inventions have ever blown up the world, or even come close to blowing it up, unlike Kowalski for instance.
PR(Kowalski): Hey! Oops. (covers beak)
KW(Private): (coughs) Um… My inventions don’t blow up, it’s just a… Uh…
SH: (whispers)
KW(Private): Oh, yes! A discharge of excess energy!
PR(Kowalski): (mumbling) No it’s not.
SK: Oh, really? Then why does my gut tell me something isn’t right?
RC: (random gibberish)
SH: Er… How should I put it… Maybe it’s just some minor thing that’s out of place, Skipper… Maybe the TV remote isn’t on the shelf susunod to the radio, or someone forgot to turn the gas stove off…
SK: Not that kind of “something isn’t right”, Sherry. It’s…
PR(Kowalski): The “something seriously big and major isn’t right” sort of “something isn’t right”?
SH: (facepalms) Kowalski!
PR(Kowalski): What?
SK: That’s it, Private. I have a feeling something serious has happened, but I can’t seem to put a flipper on it. What do you think, Kowalski?
KW(Private): Oh, um… Uh…
SH: (whispers) The clipboard, Private! Pull out the clipboard!
KW(Private): Oh, right. (pulls out clipboard) Now what?
PR(Kowalski): I’ll tell you what. I’ll do some quick scribbles, and you ipakita them to Skipper. Whatever you do, don’t ever reveal our secret! (scribbles on clipboard)
KW(Private): Right! (pretends to scribble while actually pagbaba the scribbles) Skipper, I think that… Um… The zoo is opening soon and we’re supposed to be outside now?
SK: Hm… Actually, it is getting rather close to opening time. I’ll check out the situation topside then. Come on, Rico!
(Skipper and Rico exit the HQ)
SH: Kowalski, seriously?
PR(Kowalski): It was the first thing that came to mind!
SH: Whatever. The important thing is that you’ve bought us some time. We can’t just keep leaning towards each other to whisper, Skipper’s bound to notice that.
PR(Kowalski): That means we’ll need some way to talk to each other without Skipper noticing. But what can we use?
SH: I’ve been working on that for some time already. I’ve come up with some sort of nano-chameleon button. It’s like a tiny Bluetooth headset that changes colour to blend in with its surroundings. This should do the trick. (holds out three black headsets the size of kanin grains)
KW(Private): Ok, I do hope it works, sis. I don’t want to be caught sa pamamagitan ng Skipper saying the wrong things.
SH: tumawid my puso and hope to die. Nothing can go wrong, Private. Not on my watch!
KW(Private): Kowalski says that a lot and things always go wrong.
PR(Kowalski): Hey!
SH: I’m not Kowalski. I’m your big sis. Can’t you trust me?
KW(Private): Point taken.
SH: Zoo’s opening in five minutes. I’m guessing Skipper wants us outside sa pamamagitan ng then, so we’d better get going.
PR(Kowalski): You couldn’t be madami right. Let’s go!
Chapter 3: A secret is too much for three
(all three exit Kowalski’s lab)
SK: So… Did you fix whatever it is you have to fix or will it blow up and destroy the whole world?
SH: Yes. And none of my inventions have ever blown up the world, or even come close to blowing it up, unlike Kowalski for instance.
PR(Kowalski): Hey! Oops. (covers beak)
KW(Private): (coughs) Um… My inventions don’t blow up, it’s just a… Uh…
SH: (whispers)
KW(Private): Oh, yes! A discharge of excess energy!
PR(Kowalski): (mumbling) No it’s not.
SK: Oh, really? Then why does my gut tell me something isn’t right?
RC: (random gibberish)
SH: Er… How should I put it… Maybe it’s just some minor thing that’s out of place, Skipper… Maybe the TV remote isn’t on the shelf susunod to the radio, or someone forgot to turn the gas stove off…
SK: Not that kind of “something isn’t right”, Sherry. It’s…
PR(Kowalski): The “something seriously big and major isn’t right” sort of “something isn’t right”?
SH: (facepalms) Kowalski!
PR(Kowalski): What?
SK: That’s it, Private. I have a feeling something serious has happened, but I can’t seem to put a flipper on it. What do you think, Kowalski?
KW(Private): Oh, um… Uh…
SH: (whispers) The clipboard, Private! Pull out the clipboard!
KW(Private): Oh, right. (pulls out clipboard) Now what?
PR(Kowalski): I’ll tell you what. I’ll do some quick scribbles, and you ipakita them to Skipper. Whatever you do, don’t ever reveal our secret! (scribbles on clipboard)
KW(Private): Right! (pretends to scribble while actually pagbaba the scribbles) Skipper, I think that… Um… The zoo is opening soon and we’re supposed to be outside now?
SK: Hm… Actually, it is getting rather close to opening time. I’ll check out the situation topside then. Come on, Rico!
(Skipper and Rico exit the HQ)
SH: Kowalski, seriously?
PR(Kowalski): It was the first thing that came to mind!
SH: Whatever. The important thing is that you’ve bought us some time. We can’t just keep leaning towards each other to whisper, Skipper’s bound to notice that.
PR(Kowalski): That means we’ll need some way to talk to each other without Skipper noticing. But what can we use?
SH: I’ve been working on that for some time already. I’ve come up with some sort of nano-chameleon button. It’s like a tiny Bluetooth headset that changes colour to blend in with its surroundings. This should do the trick. (holds out three black headsets the size of kanin grains)
KW(Private): Ok, I do hope it works, sis. I don’t want to be caught sa pamamagitan ng Skipper saying the wrong things.
SH: tumawid my puso and hope to die. Nothing can go wrong, Private. Not on my watch!
KW(Private): Kowalski says that a lot and things always go wrong.
PR(Kowalski): Hey!
SH: I’m not Kowalski. I’m your big sis. Can’t you trust me?
KW(Private): Point taken.
SH: Zoo’s opening in five minutes. I’m guessing Skipper wants us outside sa pamamagitan ng then, so we’d better get going.
PR(Kowalski): You couldn’t be madami right. Let’s go!
Me:well that should do it
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susunod morning
Harry:I am telling you someone open the chamber of secrets
Me:and now something is came out of that who knows what it is
Ron:well whatever it is I hope it doesn't came to us
Hermonie:well it can kill people there's 4 people
Me:I think
Hermoime:mrs.Norris,Justin,headless nick,and Colin
Me:but how can nick die if he's already dead
Harry:who knows
Ron:and well-
Skipper:*running/waddle* Harry I don't know who did it but come and see
At the griffindory house
Me:someone who is a griffindory could of came in here no one knows are were password
Private:I bet they were looking for something
Harry:well they found it Tom Riddle's diary is gone
End of part 8 Guess who stope Tom Riddle's diary
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susunod morning
Harry:I am telling you someone open the chamber of secrets
Me:and now something is came out of that who knows what it is
Ron:well whatever it is I hope it doesn't came to us
Hermonie:well it can kill people there's 4 people
Me:I think
Hermoime:mrs.Norris,Justin,headless nick,and Colin
Me:but how can nick die if he's already dead
Harry:who knows
Ron:and well-
Skipper:*running/waddle* Harry I don't know who did it but come and see
At the griffindory house
Me:someone who is a griffindory could of came in here no one knows are were password
Private:I bet they were looking for something
Harry:well they found it Tom Riddle's diary is gone
End of part 8 Guess who stope Tom Riddle's diary
Okay. I was recently chatting with someone on this spot (I will not release his name) and he had told me something that I cannot ignore. He told me that some of you guys feel discriminated against, and that you believe we fangirls want you permenantly removed from this spot. I just wanted to publicly state, that this is NOT true!! Just because we make a few harmless jokes here and there, that dosn't mean we want to get rid of you. I personally believe that not all guys are sexist pigs. Now, I hope we can put this little incident behind us. Thank you all for your time.
~Lilly~
~Lilly~