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posted by legendary7
It was a nagyelo Central Park winter morning. All the penguins had just woke up from their night snooze. Every ibong dagat except Kowalski had just awakened. Kowalski had been up all night in his lab creating his latest invention.
S: "Up and at 'em, boys!"
P: "Good morning, Skippah! Where's Kowalski?"
Skipper shrugged
S: "He's probably still in his lab. Kowalski?!"
Kowalski exhaustedly strode out of his lab.
K: "I'm finished! Well almost anyway."
S: "What do you mean 'almost'?"
K: "The one chemical I need is only found in the forest's leaves around a vacant hotel upstate."
S: "Splendid! And you're suggesting we go."
Skipper remarked sarcastically.
K: "Pleeaassee?"
S: "Fine,"
P: "Where are we going?"
K: "To 'The Overveiw' hotel in upstate New York!"
P: "Y-you mean the one that was made on indian burial grounds? But that's haunted!"
R: "Boo!"
K: "Pfft, you can't believe in that naive ghost story."
R: "Aww,"
Private hustled over to Skipper and clug to him.
P: "Please say no, Skippah!"
S: "Come on, Private, man up a little!"
P: "Sorry, Skippah."
K: "So can we go? Please, please, please!"
S: "Okay, fine!"
The penguins packed up all their luggage. Rico swallowed a quite immense collection of weapons, for just in case. Private was in charge of getting the snacks. He also brought his lunacorn.
Kowalski decided to get his options notebook, various testubes, and parts of his incomplete invention. Skipper got the team's blankets and pillows. It was seven 'o clock when they loaded all their items in the car. Kowalski and Rico sat up front, while Skipper and Private were in the back. As it got dimmer and the night grew older Private started yawning.
S: "You can fall asleep if you want, Young Private."
With that Private laid his head on his Skipper's steady beating chest. Drifting asleep, Private listened to Skipper's throbbing heartbeat.
As they proceeded, the snow that lightly powdered the ground grew denser and denser. Soon they had to trudge the rest of the way in a treacherous blizzard. Since Private was still asleep Skipper had to carry him. It took a while until they met their destination, but the penguins finally made it in okay.

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Instantaneously when Skipper walked in his gut told him to turn around and go back immediately. It was madami intense and almost painful.

The lobby had many chairs of different shapes and sizes, and a dark brown floor. The walls were painted a light, vivid yellow. On both sides of the room were staircases. But the stairs weren't the only way to travel up a floor, in the middle of the staircases was an old-fashion elevator.

The placid scene changed in a moment. A rushing, endless flood of dark red liquid poured down from both staircases. The chairs floated in the extremely deep liquid. The elevator opened and madami of the fluid was displaced. It was blood!

Private hastefuly woke up in a sweat. To his horror he was in the exact same lobby.
S: "You okay, Private?"
P: "Please take us home!"
K: "Why do you want to go home? We just got here?"
P: "I had a bad dream about this place!"
K: "Private, there is nothing to worry about. This is going to be enjoyable, having the whole hotel to our selves."
P: "But it wasn't a dream it was madami like a vision!"
S: "Private, maybe we should all get some madami rest, and you can lie down a little bit more."
P: "I know what I saw. Huh, maybe you're right."
K: "No thanks, I'll be working on the studying of my invention."
S: "You sure, soldier?"
K: "Afirmative,"
Skipper lead the rest of the team to the room they were going to sleep in. There was only one bed, but they all fit in it.
S: "Private,"
P: "Yes, Skipper?"
S: "Are you feeling okay?"
P: "Yes, it's probably that I need a bit of rest."
S: "Or your fear is made you have that dream. I'll admit, that my gut was telling me to go back."
Private had another 'vision' that night. A voice echoed the same urgent words in Private's mind all night.
?: "Beware of room 237. Beware of room 237. Beware of room 237..."

That night they all slept except Kowalski.

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sa pamamagitan ng morning they were snowed in, no one could go in or out. This made Kowalski furious. All of them woke up to see Kowalski in the main room staring out the window at the snow falling.
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posted by peacebaby7
Author’s Note: I’ve already done a set of ten skits for just POM in general, but these are, as the pamagat says, purely Skilene. Most just imply Skilene, but there a few at the end in which Skipper and Marlene are an actual couple. link are the skits for normal POM skits if you wish to read them. Any pamagat with a Roman numeral susunod to it has a skit note associated with it displayed at the end. I hope you enjoy these skits and I hope I succeed in making you laugh. Peace, out.

11) Sweet Dreams

    On a quiet Saturday afternoon, Skipper had sent his men off for a snowcone reward...
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Snackatarium: Take 1

X: This hiding puwang is not so sweet! >:) *moves salty sweet snacks out of the way to reveal Marlene*

Marlene: Sweet? Really? That's the joke you-I mean, AAAHHH! *jumps away from X's grab*

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed out! >:)

Marlene: Better, but-AAAHHH! *jumps away from X*

X: *kicks over trash can* And that one was-Where is she?

Marlene: I'm not getting in that filthy trash can! >:/

Director: *sigh* I told you before, it's just props. It's not real garbage!

Marlene: ...Fine...

Snackatarium: Take 2

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed...
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Everybody attacked, but he managed to slip out.
The others continued, not knowing they we're beating each other up

Outside:

Kowalski: I gotta hide! I gotta hide! Huh! Burt's habitat!

Burt: What are you doing here, Maurice? Shouldn't you be pampering your king?

Kowalski: It me! Kowalski!

Burt looks confused.

Kowalski: I'll explain later, but don't let the other know I'm here!

Skipper: Oh, Kowalski?

Kowalski jumps behind a pile of hay.

Skipper: Burt, do you know where Kowalski is?

Burt: Sure! He's right there!(Points to Maurice in Kowalski's body)

Skipper: No! We swapped bodies. That's Maurice!

Burt: Oh!...
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posted by RTE33
(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)


Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.


Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.


Private Thinks My Little parang buriko and Lunicorns Are Made sa pamamagitan ng Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made sa pamamagitan ng Mattel.


Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.


Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.


When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.


When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.


Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! Or Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.


THE END!
Skipper Is The King: Take 1

Julien: "I bet Skipper isn't doing nearly a bang up job at being me, as I am at being him!"

Director: *talking into walkie talkie to the camera men* "Cut to lemur habitat..."

Skipper: ...

Director: "Wait a minute?! Where's Skipper?!

Maurice: *points down the side of the main rock of the habitat* "Uh...I think I found him."

*cameramen cut to where Maurice is pointing*

Marlene: "Ya know Skipper, that crown makes you look manly." <3

Skipper: "Maybe we can go somewhere a little more...comfortable..." *starts kissing*

Director: "Stop!!! You! Stop the cameras!! Maurice! Stop...
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Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers you can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But sa pamamagitan ng golly you are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins halik Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have you been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers you can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But sa pamamagitan ng golly you are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this scene?"...
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posted by queenpalm
I'm Pagsulat this so you can find out wich ibong dagat you are most like. It is a multiple answer quiz. Good luck!


What is your paborito way to talk?

A. In one syllable words.
B. With a voice that makes you sound dominant.
C. Using big words that others don't understand.
D. With a phony accent.
E. Who cares!

What is your paborito subject in school?

A. Gym
B. History
C. Science and Math
D. Art
E. I like them all!

What is your hobby?

A. Playing with dolls.
B. Collecting little thimbles.
C. Doing science experiments.
D. Watching T.V.
E. I don't have a hobby.

What are you?

A. Only child.
B. Oldest child.
C. Middle child....
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Some of the characters from POM are in a group therapy room and I'm the therapist.
Me: Glad to see everyone here. Who'd like to begin?
P: Well, i'd like to say that I've stopped hanging around with Mort and I haven't touched a mani mantikilya winky since June 3rd. (the others clap)
Me: 3 weeks sober. Impressive. How does it feel?
P: Well, there has been constant RINGING IN MY EARS and it feels as though my body is devouring itself from the inside! (getting ready to slap himself in the face)
K: Be strong, young Private. I know what it's like to be addictive to enjoyment.
KJ: (muttering) Psychotic scientist....
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posted by andresandru
100 years ago....

"get him!" a uwak showted, as manny badgers and mga hayop ran against Mr. Linert and his puffin friend, Mr. Swarget.

They ran, carrying the most precious objects of that moment, they were in Russia, runnig in a cliff, the two birds knew that place like the palm of their hand, no one, except their friends, knew about the hundreds of tunels they had.

"come!" Swarget shouted, they slided and hit a secret tunel, they started running through it.

"you remember I'm claustrofobic right?" Linert said, making his way through the tube, hearing manny sounds, he looked back and he saw one of...
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Later that night, Private snuck out once again. Private knew it would be risky with the other wolf, but he had to see Skipper.

Private was about to leave the H.Q. when Kowalski noticed it and grasped Private's flipper.
K: "Where do you think you're going?"
P: "Um, to see Skipper..."
K: "Private, how many times do I have to tell you that Skipper's gone. You're going to get yourself killed if you go out there!"
Tears drizzled down Kowalski's cheeks.
P: "If you don't believe me. I'll proove it to you! Come with me!"
K: "Come on, Rico!"
They waddled out to the park at the area that divided the park from...
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The prologue to this is actually called the ultimate fanfiction, or something like that, but I've changed it's pamagat becuase I saw other fanfictions and I didn't want to offend anyone sa pamamagitan ng sugesting my stories are superier- which they probably are now. Anyway, here's chapter 1.

Ch.1 clues

I stayed with the three remaining penguins that night. Skipper had decided we would paghahanap for clues the susunod morning, with our minds cleared from sleep. Sleep was exactly what I couldn't do though. With my morphing into a penguin, and Kowalski's dissapearance, who knew what would happen next.

I woke up the next...
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 Jake The hayop ng oter (Credit to Creator of Picture)
Jake The Otter (Credit to Creator of Picture)
One araw in the zoo, the penguins were in the lair, watching a movie.
"Skipper, why are we watching this again?" Private asked.
"It's a ibong dagat documentary. Just like last time. But a bit less gory...." Skipper answered.
"Oh penguins, we are in need of you're asisstance." sinabi a familiar chimp voice.
"What's up, chimps?" Skipper said.
"It seems that there is a temporary transfer to the Central Park Zoo with another Otter." explained Mason, while Phil used sign language.
"So, why do you need our help?" Asked Kowalski.
"Don't you remember what happened last time? With Ronda?" reminded Mason.
"Right.......
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 Teardrops On My Guitar...
Teardrops On My Guitar...
Marlene and Skipper were BFFs, until that Kitka came along. When Skipper dates Kitka, Marlene remembers her times with him. Marlene sings 'Teardrops On My Guitar', in her version!

Marlene:
Skipper Looks at Me, I Fake a Smile so he Won't See.
That I Want and I'm Needing Everything that we Should be.
I'll Bet she's (Kitka) Beautiful, that Girl he Talks about.
And she's got Everything that I have to Live Without.

Skipper talks to me, I Laugh 'cause it's so Damn Funny!
And I can't even See Anyone when he's with Me
He says he's so in Love, he's finally got it right!
I Wonder if he Knows he's all I Think...
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posted by karenkook
"Romeo and Juliet" will now be called "Romeo and Juliet... and Romeo?" Also, I'm Pagsulat 3 separate stories on different spots!!! :O Sorta hard for me to be fast.
   Chapter 2
   Julien turned onto his side to see Private standing there looking down at him. "Oh, hello Private." Julien mumbled. "What are you doing here?"
   "Well, you seem a bit down in the dumps madami than usual." Private replied. Julien responded sa pamamagitan ng laying on his back and sighed. "Still upset about Marlene?" Private, along with a few madami animals, noticed that Julien hasn't been himself since the whole 'Skilene' thing. He...
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