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I was sitting on a bench in the park. I was doing nothing but looking around me. Then, Officer X comes by.
Officer X: uy you!
Me: Oh no, not you again.
Officer X: You know, you and your ibong dagat mga kaibigan still didn't finish me off!
Me: Excuse me? I think I finished you off in our last fight!
Officer X: Well, you fellas better watch your backs. I'll be on you like sweet and maasim sauce on chicken!
Me: (thoughts) Don't harm him, don't harm him. If the penguins can deal with him, I can, too.
Officer X: Oh, what's wrong? Afraid to take me on? Giving up because those penguins aren't around? (laughing)
Me: (growls, punches Officer X in the stomach, kicks him in the back, grabs him sa pamamagitan ng the neck collar, and flings him in the lake) Satisfied? (seeing surprised looks on the faces of some people and running away)
Later
At the HQ
S: That kick's becoming very powerful, David.
K: Yea, nice work.
David: Thanks guys. Oh, Dad, do you know where Mom is?
K: I haven't seen her since she went to take her walk in the park, David.
Mastique: You don't think something happened, do you?
K: Oh, Mastique, it's not like she went to Hoboken.
Mastique: (phone rings and she answers) Hello? What? Why? Alright, I'll tell him. (hangs up)
K: Was that Monique?
Mastique: Yes, she sinabi to turn on the news and hurry. She sounded really upset. (Rico turns on the news)
Chuck Charles: Apparently, a teenager is sinabi to have attacked a New York resident and flung him in the lake. Sir, if the attacker is watching, do you have a message?
Officer X: Yes. This isn't over, punk! I will get you and your little friends, too!
S: Woah! Officer X really had what was coming to him!
P: Sounds like that attacker must've been Monique.
K: Mastique, let me see your phone. (Mastique tosses her phone to Kowalski and he dials me) Hello?
Me: (crying tone) Kowalski?
K: Monique, what happened with Officer X?
Me: Kowalski, my anger has come back to haunt me. I don't know how to put this, but you're married to a monster.
K: Why call yourself a monster?
Me: Trust me. You'll fear me once you know. (hangs up and cries)
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