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Defeating the Lobsters: Take 1

*penguins begin battling the lobsters*

Group of Lobsters: *jump on Skipper & Kowalski* "Lobster pile!"

Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*
...
Director: *looks at cameramen* *sigh* "Do you see what I have to work with here? Where's Mort?
*reaches for cell phone--* "And where's my cell phone?! *sees Mort in far corner*

Mort: *playing with Director's cell phone* "You can be my friend! And you can be my friend! Oh! And you can be my friend, too!"

Director: "Do I even want to know how he got that?"

Defeating the Lobsters: Take 2

Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*

Mort: *begins frantically pressing buttons that causes various weapons to take out the lobsters*

Blowhole: *looks angrily at Julien*

Julien: "You...have to understand, he's just such a freak!"

Blowhole: *hits Mort away & activates the Ring of Fire* "Come! Fellow evil mammal! And ba-a-ask in our victory!"

Julien: "I do like basking!" *positions his little vehicle to where he can see the TV*

(on TV) Chuck Charles: "This is Chuck Charles, coming to you live from the arctic bilog where these mysterious & sinister towers have erupted from underground. They form a giant bilog around the North Pole. This can only be described as a "Hoop of Heat."

Blowhole: ...

Director: *looks at Julien* ',: l

Julien: *points over sa pamamagitan ng door*

Director: *looks*

Blowhole: "...No! I don't wa--"

Blowhole's Mom: "You're gonna catch a cold! Put your swea--"

Blowhole: "No! I don't need the dang sweater! Just go home!"

Blowhole's Mom: "Now you don't tell me to go home, I'll ground you for a month, young man!"

Blowhole: "Ground me from what?! I'm 34 freakin' years old!"

*continues fighting*

Director: I need a vacation...

Defeating the Lobsters: Take 3

(on TV) Chuck Charles: "This is Chuck Charles, coming to you live from the arctic bilog where these mysterious & sinister towers have erupted from underground. They form a giant bilog around the North Pole. This can only be described as a "Hoop of Heat."

Blowhole: "Ring of Fire!"

Mort: "I do not like this show!"

Skipper: "Me neither. Let's pull the plug."

Blowhole: "Oh, Skipper. You have madami urgent matters to deal with..."

end scene 3

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I Wanna Control You - Neil Patrick Harris, A.K.A Dr Blowhole

Only I, Dr. Blowhole know
How to tame this beast, and so
Won't you listen to my power ballad solo, my SOLO

In a world with mediocre minds
Where geniuses dissed sa pamamagitan ng ignoramus mankind
Prepare to be pleasantly astounded, ASTOUNDED

Oh, I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
I wanna make you mine

I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
An offer that I hope you shan't decline
I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me

A mutant disaster
But I'll be your master
And together we'll be
In a full wicked harmony

Like a beautiful evil destiny
Livin' large, in absolute charge
A metropolitan NYC

I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
You're the one for me
Wooooooh!

———

If anyone spots any wrong lyrics, PLEASE let me know. I guessed some of the words, so I'd be glad if you spot anything you know is a mistake.
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Okay. I just read the artikulo myself out of undying curiosity (click link to read it yourself), and I have to say . . . I'm laughing my tail feathers off. This is what I would say if I had the opportunity to talk to this guy.

Ms, Inkoo Kang,

Your "review"—if you can call it that—on the upcoming Penguins of Madagascar movie is laughable. This so-called review delves too much into your interpretation of everything about the movie that was wrong, give or take that one statement about almost enjoying that one chase scene. If you wanted to give a proper review, you should've first ibingiay much more...
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