Defeating the Lobsters: Take 1
*penguins begin battling the lobsters*
Group of Lobsters: *jump on Skipper & Kowalski* "Lobster pile!"
Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*
...
Director: *looks at cameramen* *sigh* "Do you see what I have to work with here? Where's Mort?
*reaches for cell phone--* "And where's my cell phone?! *sees Mort in far corner*
Mort: *playing with Director's cell phone* "You can be my friend! And you can be my friend! Oh! And you can be my friend, too!"
Director: "Do I even want to know how he got that?"
Defeating the Lobsters: Take 2
Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*
Mort: *begins frantically pressing buttons that causes various weapons to take out the lobsters*
Blowhole: *looks angrily at Julien*
Julien: "You...have to understand, he's just such a freak!"
Blowhole: *hits Mort away & activates the Ring of Fire* "Come! Fellow evil mammal! And ba-a-ask in our victory!"
Julien: "I do like basking!" *positions his little vehicle to where he can see the TV*
(on TV) Chuck Charles: "This is Chuck Charles, coming to you live from the arctic bilog where these mysterious & sinister towers have erupted from underground. They form a giant bilog around the North Pole. This can only be described as a "Hoop of Heat."
Blowhole: ...
Director: *looks at Julien* ',: l
Julien: *points over sa pamamagitan ng door*
Director: *looks*
Blowhole: "...No! I don't wa--"
Blowhole's Mom: "You're gonna catch a cold! Put your swea--"
Blowhole: "No! I don't need the dang sweater! Just go home!"
Blowhole's Mom: "Now you don't tell me to go home, I'll ground you for a month, young man!"
Blowhole: "Ground me from what?! I'm 34 freakin' years old!"
*continues fighting*
Director: I need a vacation...
Defeating the Lobsters: Take 3
(on TV) Chuck Charles: "This is Chuck Charles, coming to you live from the arctic bilog where these mysterious & sinister towers have erupted from underground. They form a giant bilog around the North Pole. This can only be described as a "Hoop of Heat."
Blowhole: "Ring of Fire!"
Mort: "I do not like this show!"
Skipper: "Me neither. Let's pull the plug."
Blowhole: "Oh, Skipper. You have madami urgent matters to deal with..."
end scene 3
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*penguins begin battling the lobsters*
Group of Lobsters: *jump on Skipper & Kowalski* "Lobster pile!"
Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*
...
Director: *looks at cameramen* *sigh* "Do you see what I have to work with here? Where's Mort?
*reaches for cell phone--* "And where's my cell phone?! *sees Mort in far corner*
Mort: *playing with Director's cell phone* "You can be my friend! And you can be my friend! Oh! And you can be my friend, too!"
Director: "Do I even want to know how he got that?"
Defeating the Lobsters: Take 2
Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*
Mort: *begins frantically pressing buttons that causes various weapons to take out the lobsters*
Blowhole: *looks angrily at Julien*
Julien: "You...have to understand, he's just such a freak!"
Blowhole: *hits Mort away & activates the Ring of Fire* "Come! Fellow evil mammal! And ba-a-ask in our victory!"
Julien: "I do like basking!" *positions his little vehicle to where he can see the TV*
(on TV) Chuck Charles: "This is Chuck Charles, coming to you live from the arctic bilog where these mysterious & sinister towers have erupted from underground. They form a giant bilog around the North Pole. This can only be described as a "Hoop of Heat."
Blowhole: ...
Director: *looks at Julien* ',: l
Julien: *points over sa pamamagitan ng door*
Director: *looks*
Blowhole: "...No! I don't wa--"
Blowhole's Mom: "You're gonna catch a cold! Put your swea--"
Blowhole: "No! I don't need the dang sweater! Just go home!"
Blowhole's Mom: "Now you don't tell me to go home, I'll ground you for a month, young man!"
Blowhole: "Ground me from what?! I'm 34 freakin' years old!"
*continues fighting*
Director: I need a vacation...
Defeating the Lobsters: Take 3
(on TV) Chuck Charles: "This is Chuck Charles, coming to you live from the arctic bilog where these mysterious & sinister towers have erupted from underground. They form a giant bilog around the North Pole. This can only be described as a "Hoop of Heat."
Blowhole: "Ring of Fire!"
Mort: "I do not like this show!"
Skipper: "Me neither. Let's pull the plug."
Blowhole: "Oh, Skipper. You have madami urgent matters to deal with..."
end scene 3
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I Wanna Control You - Neil Patrick Harris, A.K.A Dr Blowhole
Only I, Dr. Blowhole know
How to tame this beast, and so
Won't you listen to my power ballad solo, my SOLO
In a world with mediocre minds
Where geniuses dissed sa pamamagitan ng ignoramus mankind
Prepare to be pleasantly astounded, ASTOUNDED
Oh, I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
I wanna make you mine
I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
An offer that I hope you shan't decline
I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
A mutant disaster
But I'll be your master
And together we'll be
In a full wicked harmony
Like a beautiful evil destiny
Livin' large, in absolute charge
A metropolitan NYC
I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
You're the one for me
Wooooooh!
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If anyone spots any wrong lyrics, PLEASE let me know. I guessed some of the words, so I'd be glad if you spot anything you know is a mistake.
Only I, Dr. Blowhole know
How to tame this beast, and so
Won't you listen to my power ballad solo, my SOLO
In a world with mediocre minds
Where geniuses dissed sa pamamagitan ng ignoramus mankind
Prepare to be pleasantly astounded, ASTOUNDED
Oh, I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
I wanna make you mine
I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
An offer that I hope you shan't decline
I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
A mutant disaster
But I'll be your master
And together we'll be
In a full wicked harmony
Like a beautiful evil destiny
Livin' large, in absolute charge
A metropolitan NYC
I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
You're the one for me
Wooooooh!
———
If anyone spots any wrong lyrics, PLEASE let me know. I guessed some of the words, so I'd be glad if you spot anything you know is a mistake.