Madagascar
Private: "Skipper...Don't you think we should tell them the boat's out of gas?"
Skipper: "Nah...Just smile & wave boys. Smile & wave."
*penguins smile & wave to the foursome on the boat*
On The Boat...
Alex: *walking into the bridge* "OK, chimpos! Ready to set sail?"
Mason: "Oh, blast it all! We can't seem to get the bangka started."
Alex: "Can't get the bangka started? Why?"
Mason: "Phil?"
Phil: *sign language*
Mason: "Oh, dear. Phil says we appear to be out of gas."
Alex: "Out of gas?! The penguins didn't tell us that!"
Gloria: *walks in* "What is goin' on here? Shouldn't we be headed back to New York?"
Alex: "The boat's out of gas, Gloria. We're not going back today."
Gloria: "Out of gas?! The penguins didn't say anything about the bangka being out of gas!"
Alex: "I know. C'mon. I guess we'd better tell the others."
Alex/Gloria/Mason/Phil: *leave bridge*
Marty: "Hey! Whatchu doin'? Why aren't we headed to New York?"
Melman: "What's wrong, Alex?"
Gloria: "The boat's out of gas. We aren't going anywhere."
Marty: "Out of gas?! Oh, that is so not crackalackin'."
Melman: "What are we gonna tell everyone?"
Alex: "Just let me handle this."
Marty: "Oh, uh-uh. Last time you handled things you were shot sa pamamagitan ng an animal control officer & we all got put in crates."
Alex: "You got a better idea?"
Gloria: "You two waste too much time! I'll handle this." *walks to front of boat* "Excuse me! Excuse me everyone!"
*lemurs quiet down*
Gloria: "Look, everyone. The boat's out of gas...So we can't go anywhere."
Julien: "So you freaks are staying for a while then?"
Gloria: "Yeah. We're gonna be stayin'."
*lemurs are silent for a moment, then begin cheering*
Gloria: "Oyvay."
Julien: "Oyvay, everyone!"
Lemurs: "OYVAY!"
*Alex, Gloria, Melman, & Marty go over to the sunbathing penguins*
Alex: "Skipper! Guys! Why didn't you tell us the bangka was out of gas!?"
Skipper: "The boat's out of gas?! Oh, well, what a shame..."
Marty: "You really expect us to believe that you 4 didn't know the bangka was out of gas?!"
Skipper: "No. What's your point?"
Alex: "How are we supposed to get off this island?! It's not like we can go to the nearest gas station!"
Skipper: "Not our problem. Right Rico?"
Rico: "Uh-huh!" *hacks up dynamite*
Alex: "OK, I don't even want to know how he did that." e.O
Julien, Maurice, Mort...
Maurice: "Why don't you let them use your plane, King Julien? I'm sure we could get it to fly."
Julien: "Because, Maurice, it is my plane. So shut it."
Maurice: "Well, then why don't you go with them?"
Mort: "YAY!"
Julien: "Mort...why are you yaying?"
Mort: "We are going with the giants! YAY!"
Julien: "I never sinabi that..."
Maurice: "But didn't you, King Julien? Think about it..."
Julien: "It is very possible..."
Maurice: "So, you'll let them use your plane?"
Julien: "Uh...I...well..."
Maurice: "Then it's settled then. I'll go tell them." *walks away*
Julien: *muttering* "I sure showed him..."
To Be Continued...
Private: "Skipper...Don't you think we should tell them the boat's out of gas?"
Skipper: "Nah...Just smile & wave boys. Smile & wave."
*penguins smile & wave to the foursome on the boat*
On The Boat...
Alex: *walking into the bridge* "OK, chimpos! Ready to set sail?"
Mason: "Oh, blast it all! We can't seem to get the bangka started."
Alex: "Can't get the bangka started? Why?"
Mason: "Phil?"
Phil: *sign language*
Mason: "Oh, dear. Phil says we appear to be out of gas."
Alex: "Out of gas?! The penguins didn't tell us that!"
Gloria: *walks in* "What is goin' on here? Shouldn't we be headed back to New York?"
Alex: "The boat's out of gas, Gloria. We're not going back today."
Gloria: "Out of gas?! The penguins didn't say anything about the bangka being out of gas!"
Alex: "I know. C'mon. I guess we'd better tell the others."
Alex/Gloria/Mason/Phil: *leave bridge*
Marty: "Hey! Whatchu doin'? Why aren't we headed to New York?"
Melman: "What's wrong, Alex?"
Gloria: "The boat's out of gas. We aren't going anywhere."
Marty: "Out of gas?! Oh, that is so not crackalackin'."
Melman: "What are we gonna tell everyone?"
Alex: "Just let me handle this."
Marty: "Oh, uh-uh. Last time you handled things you were shot sa pamamagitan ng an animal control officer & we all got put in crates."
Alex: "You got a better idea?"
Gloria: "You two waste too much time! I'll handle this." *walks to front of boat* "Excuse me! Excuse me everyone!"
*lemurs quiet down*
Gloria: "Look, everyone. The boat's out of gas...So we can't go anywhere."
Julien: "So you freaks are staying for a while then?"
Gloria: "Yeah. We're gonna be stayin'."
*lemurs are silent for a moment, then begin cheering*
Gloria: "Oyvay."
Julien: "Oyvay, everyone!"
Lemurs: "OYVAY!"
*Alex, Gloria, Melman, & Marty go over to the sunbathing penguins*
Alex: "Skipper! Guys! Why didn't you tell us the bangka was out of gas!?"
Skipper: "The boat's out of gas?! Oh, well, what a shame..."
Marty: "You really expect us to believe that you 4 didn't know the bangka was out of gas?!"
Skipper: "No. What's your point?"
Alex: "How are we supposed to get off this island?! It's not like we can go to the nearest gas station!"
Skipper: "Not our problem. Right Rico?"
Rico: "Uh-huh!" *hacks up dynamite*
Alex: "OK, I don't even want to know how he did that." e.O
Julien, Maurice, Mort...
Maurice: "Why don't you let them use your plane, King Julien? I'm sure we could get it to fly."
Julien: "Because, Maurice, it is my plane. So shut it."
Maurice: "Well, then why don't you go with them?"
Mort: "YAY!"
Julien: "Mort...why are you yaying?"
Mort: "We are going with the giants! YAY!"
Julien: "I never sinabi that..."
Maurice: "But didn't you, King Julien? Think about it..."
Julien: "It is very possible..."
Maurice: "So, you'll let them use your plane?"
Julien: "Uh...I...well..."
Maurice: "Then it's settled then. I'll go tell them." *walks away*
Julien: *muttering* "I sure showed him..."
To Be Continued...
(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)
Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.
Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.
Private Thinks My Little parang buriko and Lunicorns Are Made sa pamamagitan ng Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made sa pamamagitan ng Mattel.
Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.
Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.
When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.
When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.
Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! Or Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.
THE END!
Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.
Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.
Private Thinks My Little parang buriko and Lunicorns Are Made sa pamamagitan ng Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made sa pamamagitan ng Mattel.
Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.
Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.
When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.
When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.
Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! Or Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.
THE END!
Chariters:
Skipper
Kowalski
rico
private
Craig Fergurson
Geoff Peterson
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Trans Script:
Kowalski: uy Skipper, Private Come Check Out What i Found On CBS!
Private: ROBOT!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(Runs Screming To Bed)
Kowalski: It's a Really Funny ipakita it's The Late Late ipakita with Craig Furgerson
Skipper: What's Up With the Rob... (Laughs A Lot) That's Pretty Funny.
Craig: "Dear Craig and Geoff, Do You Like The Penguins Of Madagascar? Signed RustyandJuneP." Uh, Wow, Uh, Kinda Like Them But The Leader Sucks, Geoff, What's Your Coment On That Show.
Geoff: uy Skipper, I Had Sex With Your Girlfriend!!!
Audence: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Skipper: Rico! Can You Do Something For me?
*The susunod Day*
Craig:It's So Great Having You Nicole (She Sits On a Chair, It's Falls*
Craig: Alright, Who's The F***ing Idiot!
Skipper: Aperently You Are.
*The End!*
Skipper
Kowalski
rico
private
Craig Fergurson
Geoff Peterson
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Trans Script:
Kowalski: uy Skipper, Private Come Check Out What i Found On CBS!
Private: ROBOT!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(Runs Screming To Bed)
Kowalski: It's a Really Funny ipakita it's The Late Late ipakita with Craig Furgerson
Skipper: What's Up With the Rob... (Laughs A Lot) That's Pretty Funny.
Craig: "Dear Craig and Geoff, Do You Like The Penguins Of Madagascar? Signed RustyandJuneP." Uh, Wow, Uh, Kinda Like Them But The Leader Sucks, Geoff, What's Your Coment On That Show.
Geoff: uy Skipper, I Had Sex With Your Girlfriend!!!
Audence: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Skipper: Rico! Can You Do Something For me?
*The susunod Day*
Craig:It's So Great Having You Nicole (She Sits On a Chair, It's Falls*
Craig: Alright, Who's The F***ing Idiot!
Skipper: Aperently You Are.
*The End!*