Penguins of Madagascar Article: ibong dagat Bloopers: Kowalski (from I Know Why the Caged Bird Goes Insane)

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ibong dagat Bloopers: Kowalski (from I Know Why the Caged Bird Goes Insane)

posted by peacebaby7

First I just want to thank you all for your wonderful comments on my bloopers. You all made me so so happy. Thanks again and I hope you enjoy this one as much as the last one. :`D

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Invasion: Take 1

Kowalski: (in nursery) Marlene! Over here!

Marlene: *doesn't notice*

Kowalski: *runs into door* Whoooa....Ow... *passes out*

Director: *in mutters* I told him not to actually run into the door....

Invasion: Take 2

Kowalski: (in nursery) Marlene! Over here!

Marlene: *doesn't notice*

Kowalski: *"runs" into door*

Marlene: *gets hit sa pamamagitan ng fish* What the?!?! ....Kowalski?

Kowalski: *points to puwang Squid*

Marlene: AAAAH! What...th...wh...

Kowalski: puwang Squid! And I can only assume it's here for Invexpo. Invexpo is like an Earth technology buffet! Who knows what kind of world conquering devices he's lival to pilfer from there!

KJ: (offscreen) Oh! Well, lets see...there's that big laser thingy...the...uh...bigger laser thingy...uhhh...

Director: Julien....what are you doing?

KJ: Answering a simple question.

Director: But now we have to reshoot the scene...

KJ: Ooh! Can I be in it this time!

Director: T_T

Invasion: Take 3

Kowalski: *points to puwang Squid*

Marlene: AAAAH! What...th...wh...

Kowalski: puwang Squid! And I can only assume it's here for Invexpo. Invexpo is like an Earth technology buffet! Who knows what kind of world conquering devices he's lival to pilfer from there!

Marlene: OK...then...why is he landing in your habitat?

Kowalski: *stutters* WHAT!?!?!

SS: AHDOOBA! OHDOSOOBADOOBA!

KJ: Cuuuuut! That's director for shut up!

Director: OK, a few things...first...I'm the only one to say cut....second....I sound nothing like that...third...Why are you interrupting my scene AGAIN?!?!?!

KJ: Because! I understood, like, no words of that!

Director: You're not supposed to! It's a puwang SQUID!

KJ: *mutters* I still say I should be in this scene...

Director: *facepalm*

Invasion: Take 4

Kowalski: *stutters* WHAT!?!?!

SS: AHDOOBA! OHDOSOOBADOOBA! *reaches in and pulls out the Extendo-grab*

Kowalski: The Extendo-grab? Why would...

SS: *makes finger motions with it*

Kowalski: Of course! puwang Squids are dangerous enough with nothing but tentacles! If they master hand-finger technology they'll be unstoppable!

Marlene: *gasp* That's awful!

Kowalski: And awfully flattering! All the greatest gismos in the world and the squids want mine! I puso you too evil alien armatta!

Marlene: T_T

Kowalski: And...of course...they must be stopped...

Marlene: Skipper lives for this right!?

KJ: Hey! You know as you keep talking talking talking, and doing nothing nothing nothing, the Spacey Squid is learning madami about that handy fingering technicality you were talking about earlier!?

Director: JULIEN!

KJ: Whaaaaat!?!? I'm just trying to make it madami believable...

Director: >:(

Invasion: Take 5

Kowalski: And awfully flattering! All the greatest gismos in the world and the squids want mine! I puso you too evil alien armatta!

Marlene: T_T

Kowalski: And...of course...they must be stopped...

Marlene: Skipper lives for this right!?

Other penguins: *fly sa pamamagitan ng on gismo*

Skipper: BREAKS! RICO! BREAKS!

Kowalski: Otherwise occupied....

Marlene: But you're trapped in the nursery! I mean who else could even...

Kowalski: *looks at Marlene*

Marlene: Ooooh boy...

Tractor Beam Extraction: Take 1

Kowalski: Come on Marlene...just like we planned it...Grab that traktor beam platform! Stop the puwang squids!

Marlene: *grabs traktor beam platform*

Kowalski: Yes! Now get out of there before LOOK BEHIND YOU!!

Marlene: Yeah! I know! How super spy awesome am I? Right? *sees SS, drops platform, jumps into ibong dagat HQ*

Kowalski: Oh, the disk! The disk! THE DISK! He's going to escape! Oooooh...*faceflipper*

Marlene: *jumps out of HQ and salts SS* Ha! Eat salt squidy! Melt your ugly face! ...Not...melting....

KJ: Dude! Everybody knows that salt melts slugs! Did you just get the memo!?

Director: That's IT! Security!

KJ: What? No! You cannot be doing this to your king! HOW DARING OF YOU! *gets taken away*

Director: *sigh* OK...lets try this again....

Tractor Beam Extraction: Take 2

Marlene: *jumps out of HQ and salts SS* Ha! Eat salt squidy! Melt your ugly face! ...Not...melting....

Kowalski: *faceflipper* That would be slugs...salt...melts...slugs.

SS: *grabs Marlene*

Kowalski: NO! Over here! I'm the inventor!

Marlene: Kowalski! Help!

Kowalski: Let her go! You hypercrone galactic seafood!

SS: *jumps in front of Kowalski*

Kowalski: The bunny sinabi it....

SS: *removes glass*

Kowalski: Alright...so that's how it's going down..huh?

SS: *laughs*

Kowalski: Yes...laugh away! I may only have half my body, but I still have all of my brain!

SS: *hits Kowalski/laughs*

Kowalski: Yes..I'd have to be crazy to take you on mono a mono...I'm kaakit-akit loco....

SS: *repeatedly hits Kowalski*

KJ: *points to Kowalski* HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHA!! You see? That is funny! Because it is not me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Director: What? I thought...You were...How did you get back in here?!?!

KJ: There are ways director guy.

Director: *mutters* I need a vacation....

Tractor Beam Extraction: Take 3

Kowalski: Yes...laugh away! I may only have half my body, but I still have all of my brain!

SS: *hits Kowalski/laughs*

Kowalski: Yes..I'd have to be crazy to take you on mono a mono...I'm kaakit-akit loco....

SS: *repeatedly hits Kowalski...picks him up*

KJ: *runs in front of camera using tail as boa* Oh I do declare! The spacity squid will take over the world? Who will help us? *back to normal voice* I, the handsome and brave, King Julien will save the day! *charges at puwang Squid*

Director: OH! NOT AGAIN! SECURITY! DON'T LET HIM OUT OF YOUR SIGHT THIS TIME!

KJ: What!? I was a very good actor! Come on! I'm not in a single scene in this episode! *voice fades away as security takes him out of studio*

Tractor Beam Extraction: Take 4

Kowalski: Yes..I'd have to be crazy to take you on mono a mono...I'm kaakit-akit loco....

SS: *repeatedly hits Kowalski...picks him up*

Marlene: Kowalski!

SS: *starts smacking Kowalski against the wall*

Kowalski: It's OK Marlene....I got backup...Commadore Fluffington....Why do you do nothing?

SG1: No! Don't go in there!

KJ: *flies in on Invexpo gismo* Weeeeeeee!!!!

Director: I thought I told you not to let him out of your sight!

SG2: He's very squirmy...

KJ: Eh....How do you stop this thing....HeeeEEEELP!! *crashes into nursery*

Director: OH COME ON NOW!!!!!!!

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So what do ya think? :D

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ricoiswsome Lollollollollollollollollollollol!

peacebaby7 ^Ha thanks :D

27Kowalski LOL! Very funny! Please, make more of them! =)

peacebaby7 ^Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it! I'll do another when I can. :D

27Kowalski ^"Oh, good to now!" XD

peacebaby7 ^XD Thanks. XD

werockz HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!! I'm laughing with tears of joy! Ya here that King King Julien...this is the reason why you are TOO annoying King Brattiness. Oh yeah and girls find you disgusting like me

1kowalskilover hahahahahahahahahah LOLXD julien is a king alright...the king of ANNOYANCE!!!! julien:HOW DARE U SPEAK LIKE THAT TO YOUR KING*hits me with stick*BAD MARIE BAD!!!!! me:HEY STOP!!!! SECURATY!!!! julien:NOT THEM AGAIN!! AHHH!!! but anyways it was great XD julien:ehhhh i give it a 2 me:*hits julien with stick* julien:OK 10 me:*keeps hiting julien* julien:INFINATY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

werockz me: i agree 1kowalskilover. julien: how dare you speak to the king like that! me: no! or i'm gonna bring marceline the vampire's song in! kowalski: pfft! vampires don't even exist. (plays "I'm Just your Problem" by Marceline) everyone except me: aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! curse you marceline! (keep screaming) me: this song is so catchy. no wonder it was in adventure time. (stops the music) me: okay, skipper cries for private when private is nearly dying. action! (in the scene) skipper: private, please wake up!!! private: i can't skippah! blowhole killed me to death. skipper: please private... (cuts off) (julien in front of the camera) julien: eh, why the bossy one crying if they are acting. me: cut! that was my fave. scene of freedom. that's it! security! arrest him! julien: nO! I HATE YOU IA! me: sorry but that scene was too epic! skipper: but i can't wish private to death. me: that's what the fans are thinking. private: (shock) ----------------------------------------------------------- anywho, good one!

peacebaby7 XDXD OMG Thanks you guys so much ya'll made me laugh so hard I'm so glad you enjoy them so much! :`D

CuteCuddly LOL!!!!!!!! SOOOO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!

peacebaby7 ^Thanks CC! (citation criticizer? XD)

Penguinator Nice! LOL!!!

peacebaby7 ^Thanks penguiator! :D Glad you liked it!

LeonardFan ^Wait I wanna ask you 'bout something, is there a blooper that you made for Nighty Night Ninja? I just wanna ask cause if you did, I might have not catched it :)

peacebaby7 ^Yeah I did wanna link?

LeonardFan Yes!

peacebaby7 OK just give me a little bit cause im on my moms cell and cant use copy and paste XD

TheRatKing1 AHDOOBA! OHDOSOOBADOOBA! I loved that part... the rest was funny too i mean!

peacebaby7 ^Thanks! I know it was SO funny! XD

BirdG KJ: Because!!!!! I understood, like, no words of that! Mwahahaaa, I can so imagine that *lmao* Nice ones, really. Continue like this ;)

peacebaby7 ^Thanks! :D

hotsnowsels This made me laugh. Julien is HILARIOUS! I love your bloopers! XD

peacebaby7 ^Thanks snowsels! :D

LoveCartoons25 Director and Julien have bad relationship, ha? P.S, your bloopers are funny!

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A: "Private, are you okay?!"
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S: "Kowalski, are you okay, soldier?"
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P: "Well, we could do something together inside. Maybe, cards or-"
K: "No! Leave me to my work!"
P: "But it won't be any fun without you, Kowalski."
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R: "Whao!"
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posted by legendary7

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S: "Private?"
Private suddenly awoke and yawned.
S: "Private, you need to go."
P: "Why? You won't hurt me."
S: "I think you should stay away from me ... just until Kowalski comes up with a cure."
P: "Skipper, I can't .."
S: "We don't have a choice."
P: "Yes, we do."
S: "What do you mean?"
P: "Skipper, bite me."
S: "No, Private. You need to go. It's clear I've done enough sa pamamagitan ng putting those thoughts in your head."
P: "But you didn't!"
S: "Then who did?"
P: "I had a dream it happened."
Skipper...

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-Marlene's point of view-

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posted by NYCPenguins

Marlene's Sweet Dreams...

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Marlene:
Every night I rush to my bed,
With hopes that maybe I'll get a chance to see you when I close my eyes.
I'm going outta my head.
Lost in a Fairy tale.
Can you hold my paws and be my guide?
Clouds filled with stars cover your skies.
And I hope it rains.
You're the perfect lullaby!
What kind of dream is this?

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Either way I, don't wanna wake up from you.
(Turn the lights on!)
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posted by NYCPenguins

"Who's Private?" He asks, still confused...

Alice snatches him from the doctor and takes him back to the Penguins’ Habitat. Private becomes confused sa pamamagitan ng the surroundings. Where was he? What is he doing here?...

Private: [Confused] "Where am I?"
Skipper: [Happy] "Welcome back, young Private!"
Private: "What?"
Kowalski: "We were so worried…"
Rico: "Im maka cake ('I made a cake')!"
Private: "Worried about what?"
Skipper: "Aren’t you hurt, soldier?"
Private: "Hurt?" [Tries to walk] "Ow!"
Skipper: "Rico! Give him some Walking sticks!"
Rico: "Idunnohave! ('I don’t have')!"
Skipper: "Kowalski?"

Kowalski takes out two Crutches out of his lab and...

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posted by fox_tamer_113

I have writer's block everybody! For many reasons actually...

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So... I made this to clear some of my writer's block...

Sorry to those who are waiting for the susunod chapter of 'Dimensional Penguins', but I just can't write ANYTHING! D:<

Heres the link to the song:
link

Anyways, here is the song w/ a story! :D

=^_^=
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posted by Sandrei

CHAPTER THREE: Lemurs for the rescue

Skipper heard his comrade’s voices echoing behind the wall. All foursome were sitting in Kowalski’s lab, discussing over some medicine stuffs. He felt thirsty, terribly thirsty. And the only thing he could concentrate his thoughts on was a hot cup of his paborito catfish flavored coffee.
He rolled over in his kama and glanced at the table. It was about three meters away from his bunk. Although he felt terribly dizzy and weak he decided to try. He collected his strength, scrambled out of the kama and made few wobbly steps forwards.
He was on his halfway towards...

Private, the Private.

posted by SJ_waddles

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November 20th, 1995.

Skipper, a ibong dagat marched back and forth. Thinking worriedly and rapidly.
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posted by skipperluvs

Note: This is my first Koico, Rowalski, Kico...whatever you'd like to call it. It is in Rico's point of view.

I watched him as he sat there, lonely as always. He never really seemed to care whether he had such company or not. Very careless indeed. I enjoyed to have him around all the time, he was a like a best friend to me...but there were times that I doubted our friendship. I didn't think that he didn't like me or something around that area, I just sometimes felt really close to him. Too close, I believe. Almost like brothers. Sometimes I felt even closer than that. I always wondered how...

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